Rebirth of America: The American Drama System

TBBT Apartments.

Room 4A.

"w~h~a~t?!"

After listening to Howard's vivid description, Sheldon, who had previously been uninterested, suddenly lost his composure. He drawled his voice and stared at Owen with bulging eyes: "You held a comic exhibition and didn't call me?!"

"calm."

Owen shook his head and smiled: "It's not a cartoon show at all, but a large-scale emotional health care. You won't be interested."

"But Howard said they knew Klingon."

Sheldon retorted: "Wearing uniforms and speaking Klingon, what is this if not Comic Con?"

"Uh~"

Owen was speechless. From Sheldon's point of view, this was indeed a grand anime party, and it was the Klingon version of his dream.

"My bad, there will be a chance next time."

"No!"

Sheldon stood up, looked at Owen with sad and angry eyes, and shouted loudly: "There will never be another chance. Even if there is another one, I still missed the weekend..."

After saying this, Sheldon ran towards the bedroom and choked up: "I thought we were good friends~"

"..."

The corner of Owen's mouth twitched. Sheldon was thirty years old, but he still cried over trivial matters like this. The title of "Giant Baby" was well-deserved.

Seeing Leonard looking confused and hesitant to speak, Irving smiled and said, "What's wrong?"

"I have a question."

Leonard couldn't help but said: "What do you mean by 'you should know the price of a 'journalist'? Shouldn't this be said to Howard?"

"do not you know?"

Owen asked rhetorically.

Leonard paused, and in Owen's eyes, he said nonchalantly: "I, I know..."

"That's fine then."

Irving smiled and said: "Whether you heard it from Howard or went to Google, everyone is a man and understands it. You don't need to explain it."

"But a 'journalist' only pays 500 US dollars, why do they pay 5,000 US dollars?"

Leonard struggled.

After a two-day luxury health care trip over the weekend, when Irving suggested that they could enjoy the same service without waiting for a breakthrough in robotics technology, facing the price of a one-day trip of US$5,000, not to mention Leonard and Howard, even Rajesh He lowered his head.

Rajesh, the Iron Man of India, is still in a stage where he cannot control his wealth. Although he is low-key and luxurious, he definitely cannot enjoy the sky-high price of a one-day trip of US$5,000!

"Do ordinary 'journalists' know Klingon?"

"No, it won't."

"Do ordinary journalists like science and comics?"

"No, it won't."

"In the end, do ordinary 'journalists' have such good looks, such long legs, such good skills, and such dedicated service attitude?"

"Ok, ok, we understand."

Howard said frustrated.

They are all genius scientists and are good at mathematics. They can do mental calculations and know the results. Not to mention annual calculations, even once a month is a great luxury for them.

Comic books, figurines, souvenirs, comic exhibition tickets, etc. are also very expensive, but they are long-term investments that can bring long-term happiness, and they can accept them.

The same 5,000 US dollars, one divided by three minutes and the other divided by three years, how could they, such rational people, not know how to choose?

"Howard!"

"What?"

Leonard looked serious: "You and Penny are not allowed to talk about our time on the Eternal Gun!"

"Why?"

Howard said unhappily: "This is the pinnacle of my life, I want to say it for the rest of my life! Who told me before, who is Penny? Who cares?"

"Shut up!"

Leonard quickly blocked Howard's increasingly loud voice, fearing that Penny would know that before they knew the price, they had already forgotten about Owen's custom-made girlfriend for them.

Within two days of the weekend, Leonard truly let go of Penny!

But after learning about the money required to customize a girlfriend, everything changed, and Penny's moving face filled Leonard's mind again.

This situation is common all over the world. When applauding for love is excluded, men are still more willing to play with men.

And if there are no worries, give men a choice, whether to continue to spend energy, time and face to kneel and lick their goddesses and girlfriends, or to just pay money and let their goddesses and girlfriends kneel and lick themselves. Every man has one. Common answer…

In the final analysis, it is still a question of cost-effectiveness!

Before you don’t have enough money, finding a stable but not so outstanding girlfriend can give a man a stable hormone output and is more cost-effective!

And after working hard for several months to be able to output once, it may even take too long and the goddess is too beautiful, resulting in the tragedy of becoming the Flash like Rajesh. This is completely cost-effective.

Leonard is a scientist with a good income and a stable middle class, but he is still burdened with hundreds of thousands in loans. Apart from "relatively cheap" hobbies such as comics and figurines, does he have any other choice?

Just like many otakus on the other side, do they want to be otakus?

totally not! They are forced to stay at home!

Because the cost of living in a house is the lowest, if you give them 500 million, most of them will be able to achieve the small goal of 100 million, be able to flirt with celebrities, and constantly change their girlfriends who are Internet celebrities...

Jingle Bell!

"It seems I'm happy again."

Howard took out his mobile phone from his tight pants, saw the phone number on it, and waved the phone coquettishly.

"Hi, Leslie~"

Ever since Howard and Leslie came to the Easter Egg Cottage twice, Leslie would call Howard when she needed something. Howard euphemistically called it: Happy Call.

"What's wrong?"

Seeing Howard looking lost after answering the phone, his good friend Rajesh asked.

"Lesley said she no longer wanted to continue the relationship."

Howard lowered his head and said in a low voice, "She dumped me!"

"You are not boyfriend and girlfriend, it is just a mutually beneficial relationship. What is there to be sad about?"

Leonard was speechless.

"God! Of course I care! Leslie has been honest with me!"

Howard yelled.

"OK OK."

Rajesh's eyes lit up and he said, "How about asking Owen to arrange a large-scale emotional health care for you?"

"I can accept this..."

Howard immediately brightened up, with a look of wretchedness on his face. The loss and sadness just now were swept away. Seeing Owen and the other three looking at him sideways, he shrank his head and looked sad: "I mean, I don't know either~ "

Having said that, his lewd eyes were fixed on Owen, with a posture of crying if you don't agree. After the two-day trip on the Eternal Gun, Leslie's influence on Howard was completely negligible. .

Even without Irving, he stopped being sad for a moment when Rajesh and Leonard paid for a Jewish girlfriend service for him.

For Howard, feelings are empty and happiness is eternal!

PS: Thanks for the reward because I can never get enough of good books!