In this weird world, I can consecrate the gods

Chapter 132: Ancestor Zhu Wuneng’s Pig Life

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An acquaintance!

It’ll be nice if an acquaintance comes!

Isn’t this the great disciple of Master Nanhua?

If he could get the other party to buy him back, wouldn't he be out of trouble?

Zhu Wuneng was excited for a while, but soon a basin of cold water was poured on him.

He has no power! No more magical powers! He is still in the embryo, how can he send a message? How to get the other person's attention?

Yes! Move a little harder and kick the old sow's belly. When the old sow is in pain, it will definitely alarm Shoucheng. Shoucheng is the best at divination and the best at grasping the mysteries in the dark. He If you notice any strange movements in the sow, you will be able to find me by casually making divinations. Zhu Wuneng was so excited that he kicked the belly of the old sow wildly inside the embryo.

Zhi~zhi~zhi~

The sleeping old sow lying on the ground suddenly felt pain and couldn't help but jump up and scream. Shoucheng next to him was startled. Looking at the strange old sow in the pig pen, his heart suddenly moved and he quickly made a prediction. But nothing was gained.

Zhu Wuneng, who was inside the pig belly, was completely shocked: Impossible! How could you not count me?

Then he reacted: Innate! I am now in an innate state, and my soul has been completely integrated with the ancient canopy. I am born with the means to cover my aura and deceive the innate energy of heaven!

No, the innate energy must be destroyed! Zhu Wuneng kicked wildly in the old sow's belly, and the old sow's screams woke Cui Yu up.

After all, Cui Yu had the blood of the Ancient God, and after taking the Golden Pill of Ten Thousand Tribulations once, he became somewhat resistant to the Golden Pill of Ten Thousand Tribulations. When he heard the noise, he opened his eyes and walked out of the house unsteadily:

What's this old sow ghost's name?

Hey, Taoist Shoucheng, why are you here? Cui Yu's eyes fell on Shoucheng beside him, and then looked at the old sow in the paper, staring at Shoucheng with suspicion. He suspected that Shoucheng was interested in the old mother. What did the pig do.

Don't look at me. I just arrived and he's already like this. Shoucheng quickly waved his hand: Master asked me to invite you to listen to the scriptures.

Listen to the scriptures? What scriptures to listen to? Where do I have time to listen to the scriptures? Didn't you see that I am raising pigs? Cui Yu replied angrily, looking around the yard: Where is my wife? Why is my wife missing? You Have you seen my wife?

The believer is married? Shoucheng looked surprised.

Of course. Cui Yu looked at Shoucheng: As a monk, you don't know how to get married.

Although we are Qi practitioners, we can't help but get married. Shoucheng scratched his head: Believers really don't listen to the scriptures? Your inner demons are very serious. If you don't listen to the scriptures, sooner or later you will be swallowed up by desire. .”

I don't understand the scriptures either, and it's all in vain. I have to find my wife, so how can I have time to listen to the scriptures? Cui Yu waved his hands impatiently, and then began to greet in the yard: Nini!

Squeak~ the old sow in the pen responded.

Nini.

Zhi~

What are you yelling for? If you scream again, I'll stew you. Cui Yu glared at the old sow and began to search in the village.

Seeing this, the young Taoist priest Shoucheng had no choice but to turn around and go to the thatched cottage in the mountains.

The old Taoist priest is knitting a cud dog.

Master, the believer is busy raising pigs and refuses to come! Shoucheng stepped forward and bowed.

Raise pigs? Don't want to come? The old Taoist priest said thoughtfully, But he has some understanding and knows how to cultivate his sentiments and cultivate his character through pastoral life. It seems that he can still be saved.

Well, since he refuses to come, I'll go see him. It's impossible to reason with such a stupid person. The old Taoist shook his head, put away his dog and walked down the mountain: I'm just going to see Zhu Wuneng. Let’s see how he fares after all his tribulations.”

Cui Yu searched for Nini in the mountains for half a day, but there was no trace of Nini. He sent a sparrow hawk to patrol, but there was still no trace within a hundred miles. Cui Yu was a little panicked at this time.

After searching for a long time, I finally found a letter on the path. It was left by Mushini, saying that he had gone home and would see him again in the future.

As for where your home is?

There was no explanation of what else was at home.

Cui Yuna

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Writing the letter, I walked back a little disappointed, and then walked to the pig pen, only to find that the old sow was about to give birth.

Had a miscarriage!

It would be strange not to have a miscarriage after being kicked by Zhu Wuneng.

Cui Yu has great magical powers to bring back the dead. He can clearly feel the death energy in the belly of the old sow and the dying piglets, fearing that they will die immediately. Only one little piglet, still full of vitality, could survive by chance.

The old sow also lay on the ground with a face full of pain, her breath was dying because Zhu Wuneng had tortured her hard.

Cui Yu panicked when he saw this. He raised his first litter of piglets and expected him to become a big farmer. Could it be that he was stillborn?

He quickly took out the gourd, poured down a bowl of soup containing the golden elixir of all calamities, opened the old sow's mouth, and drank it for her.

Zhu Wuneng in Cui Yu's belly also realized at this time that he had gone too far and was lying there peacefully. However, when he saw Cui Yu actually feeding the water of the Golden Elixir to the old sow, His eyes were all red.

That is my own golden elixir of all calamities!

Cui Yu just wanted to eat it, but he also accepted it if he gave it to those two little girls!

But you actually gave it to a pig, and you didn’t bring such a wasteful thing!

How could she, an old sow, be able to swallow this golden elixir of ten thousand kalpas?

He hasn't eaten yet! Actually giving it to an old sow? What's going on? Funny?

Zhu Wuneng was so angry that his lungs were about to explode. This was the golden elixir that countless powerful ancestors used to break their heads. The *** actually went to feed the pigs?

What's going on?

But I didn't dare to move any more, lest I really die in the womb, I could only endure it in the pig's belly, and secretly said in my heart: Boy, Ancestor, I have written down one account after another for you. Wait for Ancestor When I regain my strength, I must turn you into a pig and eat you. It will be difficult to relieve the hatred in my heart without cutting you into pieces.

The golden elixir of all calamities entered his abdomen, and the little piglet's life stabilized, but he was going to be born prematurely after all!

Just as he was about to turn around and leave, continuing to expand the pig pen, he suddenly heard a sow grunting in the pig shed. Cui Yu looked subconsciously and saw the sow's fetal fluids breaking, and a pink and tender head exposed behind the buttocks.

Have you given birth? It's good. You don't have to wait and watch day and night. Cui Yu opened the door of the pig pen and began to deliver the sow.

As time passed, nine black piglets were born, until the last one crawled out. Cui Yu stretched out his hand to drag the piglet out, and then their eyes met. Cui Yu couldn't help but be stunned.

With eyes open? Cui Yu was stunned. How could an animal open its eyes when it was born?

Especially the little pig's eyes. At the moment when their eyes met, Cui Yu felt that the little pig's eyes were full of despair and anger for some reason. He then suddenly shook his head:

Illusion, why do pigs have human expressions?

It must be an illusion! Cui Yudi muttered, constantly comforting himself, but he always felt a little hairy in his heart, and he kept it in his mind unconsciously, forming a lingering shadow.

Pigs can open their eyes when they are born? That's not the expression a pig should have at all.

How could there be anger? Became a sperm? impossible! I’ve never heard of someone becoming a sperm in the womb!

illusion! It must be an illusion!

Cui Yu washed off the blood on his hands and looked at the nine piglets, lying cutely in the arms of the sow. The old sow ate grass and fed them with milk with a loving face.

He took the tenth piglet in his hand and played with it casually for a while. After checking it, a smile appeared on his lips: There are only two sow piglets, and the sows are keeping their babies. The rest are boars. After ten days and a half, when the piglet's resistance is stronger, it will be chopped directly. One day, I will become the biggest pig king in Dazhou.

Then he flicked the piggy in his hand and said, The capital is quite abundant. It's a pity that it was wasted. It's bad luck for you to meet me, Cui Yu, and I'll behead you in a month.

Then put the piglet down and carry the placenta out of the pig pen.

Others may not be able to raise pigs on the stage, but I am not. I have a unique secret.

Cui Yu threw the wild vegetables into the mountain and patted his clothes: Thanks to my previous life.

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In the farm family, my father is a veterinarian, and I also know how to fan pigs. With this unique skill, I can get rid of the fishy smell of pork, and I will definitely be able to gain a foothold in this world. Although pork is not on the table right now, when I can achieve results and completely remove the fishy smell from pork, eating pork will become the mainstream in the world.

Of course, there is another huge obstacle standing in the way of him becoming a pig-raising king, and that is that rich people will never eat pork! Only chicken, duck and venison will be eaten. Even if the pork without the fishy smell is delicious, it is a pity that it is not available on the table and no one will eat it.

It’s not that they don’t want to eat, but their status doesn’t allow it.

The nobles ate cattle and sheep, so how could they eat pigs?

Not long after Cui Yu left, Piggy, who had been bounced on the ground, stood up unsteadily and looked at Cui Yu's leaving figure, his eyes full of murderous intent, despair, grief and anger.

To think that his dignified ancestor Zhu Wuneng actually threw himself into a pig fetus and had his little chirping shot by an ordinary person was simply a great shame and humiliation!

I can't bear it!

Also, what did he mean when he said that I was a beheaded person? Ancestor Zhu Wuneng was puzzled and felt that it was not a good thing to say. After all, Cui Yu and the pig are the only secret in this world, and no one has ever known the word 劁.

Looking at the ugly old sow next to him, the unpleasant smell of feces and urine in the pig pen, and the filth on his own body, Marshal Zhu Wuneng was about to explode!

Who is he, one of the majestic Seven Sons of Laoshan, who actually threw himself into a pig fetus? It would be a shame and a great humiliation to spread the word about a bunch of pig brothers and pig mothers in the same litter.

He wished he could explode immediately and bite all these brothers and sisters to death. Then he swallowed the person who made fun of him in one gulp to vent his hatred.

Unfortunately, he can't!

He can't do it!

The power of time has worn away all his abilities. In this time zone, he is just an ordinary little pig.

At this time, he has no magic power at all. He is just the most ordinary and ordinary little pig.

With the sound of piglets sucking milk in his ears, he turned to look at the ugly and disgusting old sow, and then looked at his ugly brothers and sisters. Zhu Wuneng felt that his internal organs were churning, but his instinct as a pig was stronger than his. With the gongs and drums in his belly, he couldn't help but step forward and take a bite. Then his godly spirit quickly overcame the pig's instinct and took the head away.

You stupid pig, you can't eat it! Ancestor Zhu Wuneng yelled in his heart.

However, the pig's instinct and hunger once again overcame the divinity of the soul, and he stepped forward to devour the food: Hmm, it smells good! So delicious!

This thought flashed through my mind, and tears streamed down the corners of my eyes: I, Ancestor Zhu Wuneng, will never be willing to suffer such a shame and humiliation.

outside the pigsty

After flying the placenta and hanging it on a tree, Cui Yu returned to the yard and started sharpening his knife.

The knife is sharp. It is made of high manganese steel developed by Cui Yu through quenching + tempering and other heat treatments in later generations. It is a magic weapon for removing bones and cutting meat.

Even Mo Xie, the most boasted general in history, can't compare to my pig-killing knife. Cui Yu sharpened the knife and carefully hid it under the stove.

The next step is to find ways to research some penicillin to reduce the infection after transplanting pigs and the survival rate after transplanting pigs.

The preparation process of penicillin is not difficult, but the difficulty is to master all the steps of making penicillin. Fortunately, Cui Yu had made penicillin in his hometown before, so it was not a problem for him.

If you want to raise pigs, you must first use pigs to build your reputation and make delicious dishes that people can't stop eating. Cui Yu thought of roast suckling pig, a famous dish in later generations.

The preparation process was going on, and Cui Yu's life was on the right track, but the ancestor Zhu Wuneng in the pig pen fell into despair.

Why?

Once he was born, without the protection of his innate energy, he would not be able to practice in the face of the fluctuating power of time.

If you can't practice, you can't escape. You can only be a pig, waiting for the fate of being slaughtered.

Especially as the day progressed, the boy looked at him more and more strangely, and Ancestor Zhu Wuneng felt uneasy in his heart.

What a pity, Zhu Wu

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Neng adopted an apprentice, deliberately allowed the apprentice to harm others, turned the person into a pig and ate him, but in the end he turned into a real pig.

Cui Yu was preparing penicillin when Nanhua Zhenren came.

Why are you, an old Taoist priest, here? Cui Yu was baking steamed buns. He looked at the approaching Master Nanhua and said with a joking smile, You're not here to recite sutras for me, are you?

Master Nanhua did not answer Cui Yu's words, but came to the pigsty and looked at the piglets in the pigsty.

Master Nan Hua looked at the piglets in the pen with his eyes, and finally his eyes fell on the tenth piglet.

What a pity, it was the wrong time! I was born too early. Master Nanhua sighed regretfully.

Hearing Master Nanhua's words, the little piggy suddenly raised his head from the straw, looked at Master Nanhua with his eyes, and couldn't help but froze. The whole pig couldn't help but froze, and some couldn't believe his eyes.

What did he see?

Nan Hua Zhenren!

My own savior!

With Master Nanhua's Taoism, he will be able to see through his true identity and save himself.

The next moment, the pig suddenly jumped up and came to the pig pen, gesticulating wildly at Master Nan Hua and emitting a shrill and loud howl.

The sound was shrill and shrill, and it took all the strength to suck the milk. It was harsh even from a hundred meters away.

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