In this weird world, I can consecrate the gods

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Cui Laohu felt his brain become drowsy for a while, and sleepiness suddenly came over him. A slight snoring sounded from his mouth and nose, and he gradually fell asleep.

Hey, I've almost used up the ecstasy smoke, Queen... If you don't close the net, I'm afraid I won't be able to complete my mission. Cui's mother looked at the dwindling smoke in her hand and carefully put it away. , and then walked towards Cui Yu's window.

inside the house

Cui Yu held the golden pole, gently picked it up, and lifted the red hijab.

Mushini looked at Cui Yu with nervous eyes: Cui Yu, you said you won't touch me after we get married. I'm still young, I have no breasts, no butt, and it hurts my hands when I touch you. Go find Yu Ji!

Cui Yu looked at Mu Shini's nervous little face. The face was decorated with gold edges, golden paper-cutting, and some red rouge. On the contrary, it covered up the natural beauty and looked nondescript.

Cui Yu raised the corners of his mouth, a smile appeared in his eyes, stretched out his hand and pinched Musini's little face, and pulled Mushini's face out of shape.

Cui Yu, why don't you go find Yu, not me! I...I can't... Mu Shini looked at him pitifully, her big eyes filled with tears.

Look at how scared you are. Cui Yu flicked the girl's smooth head, and then used a golden pole to lift off Yu Ji's hijab, revealing the face that brought disaster to the country and the people.

Unlike Mushini, Yu Ji was looking at him with burning eyes.

Cui Yu smiled, turned around, put down the golden pole, and returned to his bed: One of you has not yet mastered Qi skills, and the other is still young. Don't worry, I won't touch you. If our love lasts for a long time, How can I live day and night?

Brother, I don't care about cultivation. As long as I can be with my eldest brother, I am willing to be an ordinary person. Yu stood up at this time and came to Cui Yu's bed, his eyes full of shyness.

You are such a short-sighted girl. How can I be willing to be a couple with you for a hundred years when we are together? What fun will it be to turn into a piece of loess after a hundred years? Cui Yu stroked Yu's face: Be obedient, be good!

Yu Wenyan quietly climbed onto Cui Yu's bedside, then huddled in Cui Yu's arms obediently, and the two hugged each other and slept.

Mushini stood guard on the bed and looked at Cui Yu and Yu beside him. For some reason, he felt a little sour and uncomfortable in his heart. Then he lay on the bed with his mouth raised and looked at the ceiling above his head without saying a word.

outside the window

Cui's mother stood outside the door, her face a little gloomy at this time: No! How can this be done? This silly boy, the cooked duck is his own until he eats it, otherwise he may be picked up by a wolf at any time.

That girl has eaten my Golden Elixir. Wouldn't it be a loss if I let him go like this? Cui's mother gritted her teeth: When has I ever suffered a loss?

As he spoke, he took out a red pill from his sleeve, and then rolled his eyes: Mushi Ni is fine, the Eternal Spring Kung Fu has been stabilized, and that girl Yu's cultivation is still not good enough. A lot of heat.

Yu, come out for a moment. Mom will get you something. Cui's mother held the pills in her palm and shouted towards the house.

Mushini in the room was shocked. She didn't even realize that Cui's mother was standing outside the window.

Sure enough, this old woman is not a good person. She is also a printer. What kind of family are these? Mushini in the room couldn't help but complained, secretly shocked.

Yu Xulu stood up, quickly walked out of the door, and saluted Cui's mother: I've seen you, mother.

Good boy, get up quickly. Mother Cui's fingers were like lightning, and she touched the top of Yu's head for a moment. Then Yu's body went limp and he fainted.

Cui's mother supported Yu and said without wavering in her voice, Girl, come with me.

Then there was a voice coming from the abdomen, and it was exactly the same as Yu's voice. The tone of voice was exactly the same: Mom, what can I do for you?

As he spoke, his abdomen imitated the sound of his feet hitting the ground, as if the two of them were already far away.

At this time, Cui's mother supported Yu and came to the window. She held a small pink pill in her hand and gently poked the red pill to turn it into powder.

Then he blew it against the crack in the window, and the powder turned into pink smoke, blowing towards

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Floating away through the window.

Seeing all the pink mist entering the house, Cui's mother smiled proudly, mentioned Yu and walked away quietly.

inside the house

Cui Yu was lying on the bed, looking at the eaves above his head, feeling a little dizzy.

Are you getting married now?

Are you getting married now?

It feels so fantasy.

How does it feel to get married? Mushini asked lazily while lying on the bed, bored.

It's like a dream. Cui Yu replied.

It's just like a dream. Mushini responded: The most important thing in life seems to have been completed.

Speaking of this, Musini was also in a drunken dream, and suddenly wisps of weird sweetness came from nowhere and penetrated into her nostrils.

Sniffing it subconsciously, Mushini said to Cui Yu, What kind of spice did you make that smells so good?

Spice? What spice? Isn't it your spice? Cui Yu was also stunned.

Mushini was stunned: It's not mine.

Then he added: This fragrance is a bit familiar, as if I have smelled it somewhere before.

It's so hot. Why is it so hot tonight? Cui Yu said while lying on the bed.

Over there, Mushini smelled the aroma and felt that her body was hot, as if there were small insects burrowing in and out of her flesh and blood, constantly climbing back and forth.

The dark air in front of me seemed to be blooming with peach blossoms, and an endless world of peach blossoms evolved in the endless void. Pieces of peach blossoms fell from the sky and sprinkled towards the field.

The next moment, Mushini was horrified, and two thoughts came to his mind:

No, this is Seven Flowers and Seven Turns of Light Luoyan. Isn't this the secret of the Seven Emotions Saint? How would it appear here?

It's over! Qihua Qizhuan Qingluoyan is a unique medicine of the Seven Emotions Holy Aunt. Once you are infected, there is no way to cure it. Qihua Qizhuan Qingluoyan is not a poison, but a great tonic. Taking it is not only beneficial, but also It can also promote spiritual practice. But it must be taken by a real couple!

The next moment, the bright moon rose in the body, suppressing Mushini's heat and sweeping away the endless peach blossoms. But at this moment, the curtain on the bed suddenly opened, and Cui Yu had already rushed in from outside the curtain.

Cui Yu, what are you going to do? Munini was a little panicked: Don't be afraid, I will use a magic weapon to help you break the secret medicine.

Huh? Cui's mother outside the house frowned: Full Moon Scimitar?

The next moment, a colorful light shot out of his hand, passed directly through the room, and crashed into Musini's body. It actually suppressed the power of the Full Moon Scimitar:

If you eat my son's golden elixir, how can you not pay the consequences for yourself?

With a proud smile on her face, Cui's mother stood in the yard admiring the bright moon in the sky: It's done.

In the thatched cottage at the east end of Lijia Village

Nan Hua Zhenren was knitting a rut dog in his hand, Shoucheng was holding a compass in his hand, and he was making calculations incessantly. Not far away, Zhang Jiao was distracted by some drawings. The yellow paper in front of him was scrapped one after another. Unfortunately, there was no success. This meant that Zhang Jiao, who had always been on a smooth path of cultivation, couldn't help but feel a little impatient.

Huh? Shoucheng suddenly noticed something. He suddenly raised his head and looked at the sky, only to see a black mist rolling up in the starry sky, swallowing up Ziwei, Beidou, Nandou and Mingyue, and then disappeared in an instant.

What happened to the Demon Sect? Why did the luck of the Demon Sect suddenly soar and become so powerful that it is swallowing up the world? Could it be that the people of the Demon Sect have already found the Human Emperor first? Shoucheng's eyes were full of disbelief.

I don't know if the Demon Sect has found the Human Emperor, but the Demon Sect has hooked up with a goddess. A good show is about to take place! Master Nan Hua scratched his head: That boy is indeed not simple, but Musini is good. Good fortune has lost a skin, but it has given that boy 30% of his energy.

Why didn't I see that there was such a great energy hidden in that kid? With 30% of the energy, the Demon Sect is already on the verge of great prosperity? Master Nan Hua suddenly felt that the smell of the cud dog in his hand was no longer good:

Did he inherit the spirit of the female slave?

It's a pity that he is a useless person and has a mental monkey.

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, Yima, don’t even think about any great achievements in this life. Nan Hua Zhenren didi gurgled and continued knitting the cud dog in his hand: Shou Cheng.

The disciple is here. Shoucheng quickly put down the compass and then knelt down in front of Master Nanhua.

If you pay more attention to Cui Yu in the future, maybe your chance to become enlightened will fall on Cui Yu. The cause and effect of this kid is really too great. He has inherited the cause and effect of ancient gods and demons. He has great dangers and great fortunes. Nan Hua Zhen said.

Disciple understands! Shoucheng was stunned for a moment, then showed a look of ecstasy and kowtowed frantically.

Zhang Jiao, who was not far away, suddenly paused in his strokes, and the whole person couldn't help but feel confused when writing: Okay, another piece of talisman paper was wasted.

Zhang Jiao. Master Nan Hua shouted without turning his head.

Master. Zhang Jiao quickly put down his brush and came to Nanhua Zhenren's side.

You're upset. Master Nanhua said without raising his head.

Disciple is ashamed that after half a month of drawing the talisman, it didn't even look good, so I feel a little anxious. Zhang Jiao explained quickly.

You are a smart person, but smart people are often dishonest. They always think that everything they have is based on their own wisdom, rather than the care of heaven and earth, the help of ghosts and gods. The biggest problem of smart people is that they can't control the heaven, earth, ghosts and gods. Arouse a sense of awe. Master Nanhua glanced at Zhang Jiao at this time:

Although you appear to be respectful to Huang Tian on the surface, in your heart you are not pious to Huang Tian, ​​nor to the laws of heaven and earth. You think that these are all obtained by your intelligence.

Disciple... Zhang Jiao wanted to defend himself, but Master Nanhua said to himself: Not only you, but also my teacher think so, thinking that everything is done by one's own efforts and not by God's care. . Therefore, I am not as skilled as your senior brother in divination and deduction, and in drawing talismans to summon gods.

Disciple is ashamed. Zhang Jiao fell to his knees.

It's useless to tell you. Even if I tell you everything and you hear it, it's still hard to change your heart. Master Nan Hua looked at Zhang Jiao: Because this is a common problem among us smart people.

Shoucheng on the side was immediately unhappy when he heard this. He always felt that Master Nanhua was connoting him, but he had no proof.

Master, I'm not as good at burying people as you are. Shoucheng complained from the side.

Then you are being eliminated? In fact, your qualifications are already above those of the middle-class people. You didn't look at Cui Yu's pimple, and you didn't even understand a single word of the Great Dao Sutra. Master Nan Hua smiled proudly.

Bang~

At this moment, the straw flew up from Master Nanhua's buttocks, knocking Master Nanhua to the ground. Then he ran out from under the futon in a hurry, put his hands on his hips and yelled: Old man, how dare you laugh at me!

Xin Yuan originally wanted to come to Master Nanhua to listen to more Dao Sutras, see if he could steal the Heavenly Book, improve his practice, and lure down the Great Demon of Freedom again, but who would have expected that he heard Master Nanhua say bad things about Cui Yu.

Can he bear it?

Isn’t it Cui Yu? Isn’t he Cui Yu?

I can't bear it!

Absolutely intolerable!

Moreover, Xin Yuan was originally Cui Yu's unconstrained desire, a combination of infinitely expanding greed, greed, anger, and obsession. At this time, when he heard the other party mocking him, he fell to Master Nanhua without saying a word. Big somersault.

Zhang Jiao and Shoucheng suddenly changed their expressions at this time and hurriedly stepped forward to support Master Nanhua.

What kind of cultivation is Nan Hua?

Even if he was attacked by someone, he shouldn't have fallen into such an embarrassing state?

Master Nanhua got up with a wolfish look on his face, but where was the trace of the monkey at this time?

Master! Shoucheng looked concerned.

Don't panic, I'm fine. It was because the ape was too weird and his methods were too weird. He actually aroused the desire in my heart for a moment, so I accidentally killed him. Master Nanhua stroked his beard and flicked his sleeves lightly. Inside the soil:

Did you see it? This is the monkey that ran out! He has not yet merged with the demon, and even I have been caught. What if he really merged with the demon and turned into a demon lord? And that Cui Yu, I don’t know what kind of stimulation I have received recently, and my desire has soared, causing Xin Yuan’s strength to increase accordingly.

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of enhancement.

The stronger Cui Yu's desire, the stronger the power of the mental ape. Theoretically speaking, as long as Cui Yu's desire expands infinitely, the mental ape can overturn the sky. You can invite Cui Yu to listen to the Great Light Immeasurable Sutra tomorrow. , this kid hasn’t listened to the scriptures properly recently and resolved the desires in his heart. He’s really a bastard. He’s a monkey in his mind and a horse in his mind. How could he be so negligent?”

Yes! Nanhua and Shouchenggu both bowed respectfully.

Heart Monkey! This is the biggest trouble! Cui Yu can't die! If he dies, he will be invincible in the world! Master Nanhua picked up the cud dog on the ground, with a sad look in his eyes:

And I always feel like there's something wrong with this guy's mental ape. It's so stupid! It doesn't look like an ordinary mental ape at all.

The first ray of sun rises in the east

Inside the Thatched Cottage of Liangjie Mountain

Mandarin ducks in pairs under quilt

Cui Yu lay on the bed and fell asleep. Mushini opened her eyes in confusion. She seemed to feel that her sleeping position was uncomfortable. She subconsciously kicked Cui Yu and then lay on Cui Yu's chest and fell asleep. .

Why is it so uncomfortable? Mushini felt a little uncomfortable and subconsciously grabbed it, trying to pull it away.