【Lingri: Provincial Flow: Chasing Fire Ten Heroes】

[Weiwei: Then the coolest mechanical magic of this century will start soon.……] boom! boom! boom!

The city was blown up, a four-star wanted warrant was issued, and Weierwei sent

[Weiwei: What are you doing?! Hey!! Hey!! Hey hey hey hey hey!!! ]

Only the haggard backs of Kevin and Gray Xiu are left in the lower right corner.

Crystal - 4000 Remaining 9000

[Kevin: Please, the remaining Ten Great Heroes of Chasing Fire, understand the difference between magic and art! Seriously come up with some effective and feasible suggestions!]

【Ling Ri: We are already eating the government’s food, so how can it not be effective and feasible?】

【Silver Wolf: Art is Patrick, what's wrong with that?】

【Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): Difficult to hold】

[Kevin: Sue, my old friend, do you have any ideas?]

[Su with squinting eyes: The road that seems to be in the fog will eventually meet at a crossroads not far away. It's a pity, how many people can see through it?]

[Kevin: What are you talking about?]

[Su: The truth is often so simple, yet it is intangible and untouchable. If you understand it, you will understand it. If you don’t understand it, I can’t explain it clearly.]

【Furninna: You���Here it is? I hate the Riddler the most!】

【Ying: Exactly!】

【Xing: That’s right!】

【Kiana: Correct!】

【Ying: I always run into some old men and my silly brother who keeps asking riddles.】

【Xing: What other stories can I encounter? What riddlers, what masked clowns, what mother scams, what slaves of fate, etc.】

【Kiana: I have the former bishop of destiny, the traitorous ancestor, the dog-barking father and so on.】

【Wendy:……】

【Zhongli:……】

【Dyne:……】

【null:……】

【Kafka:……】

【Fireworks:……】

【Gallagher:……】

【Otto:……】

【Kevin:……】

【Siegfried:……】

……

【Ling Ri: Hey, people have revealed their own answers to this riddle.】

【Silver Wolf: All the riddle people are dead, dead, dead, dead!】

【Ling Ri: Aren’t you also the Star Core Hunter Riddler?】

【Silver Wolf: Can hacker stuff be called Riddler?】

……

[Kevin:sss what?]

[Su: I can only say that you can watch my performance tomorrow.

Tomorrow

Su put on a pair of charlatan sunglasses and set up a fortune-telling stall.

[10 crystals at a time]

A big man came over,

[Abstract Man: How much does fortune telling cost?]

[Su: 10 crystals]

【Qingque: That’s it?】

【March 7: 10 Crystal is too expensive】

【Su: What's so expensive about 10 crystals? Don't talk nonsense. Fortune telling is always 10 crystals. Fortune telling is difficult. Sometimes you should look for your own reasons. Has your salary increased over the years? Have you worked hard?】

【Fu Xuan: Agree】

【Wendy: You are not allowed to agree!】

……

[Kevin: So how did it become like this?]

Crystal-3000

Su's nose and face were swollen and his right hand was broken.

His squinting eyes were also opened by the beating.

[Su: I never thought that people in this world could be so rude. Or maybe it was because he was born with bad luck, lacking four of the five elements, and a bit immoral. His bones were worth two taels and one penny, and he has been plagued by misfortunes for two and a half years, and has brought disaster to his father, mother, wife, and children! Why are you fighting?]

[Kevin:……Yeah, why did he just use his fists and feet?]

【Ling Ri: It's so funny, you're cursing me, I'd be surprised if I didn't hit you.】

【Zhongli: From this we can see that the opponent is well-educated.】

【Ai Lishiya: I suggest you bring Jie brother with you next time.】

【Qingque: Going out to divine is so dangerous. I'd better take a leave and rest at home for three days.】

【Fu Xuan: Niu Mo doesn’t even want to pretend anymore, right?】

【Kevin: Ha↑ha↓ha↑, Su's eyes are swollen, I told you to squint!】

【Su: You don’t want your character anymore?】

【Kevin: Damn it, the moment I came to this live room, I knew that no one could have a character. Haha↑】

……

[Hua: Su, that's right. I never imagined you to have such a strong body. I heard that the people in this city are very cyberpunk. It's a miracle that you were not beaten to death by the people with gorilla fists.]

[Abonya: Please, don't say that about Su. He has tried very hard. The people in this city lack light, the light that can listen to their pain. Perhaps, I can save them and solve the current crisis at the same time. ]

Fortune telling → Confession

[Aponia: Please take a seat. Is there anything you need to confess?]

[Passerby: Uh, actually I……]

【Ling Ri: I'm going to start with a confession for a friend of mine.

When he was 13, he went fishing with his dad.

He was very happy to catch a fish.

He felt that he had a magical connection with the fish.

He felt that the fish felt very good in his hands, as if it was born for him.

So when his dad asked him to throw the fish back into the water, he didn't do it.

He threw a stone into the water and pretended that it was a fish.

Then he stuffed the fish into his pants.

The fish was not bigger than when he had *, but it was there.

When they got home, the fish had warmed up and he could feel the fish still shaking.

When he returned to the room, he found that he had smeared the fish all over.

He didn't want to let the fish go.

He felt that he was responsible for the fish, so he put the fish in his refrigerator.

He did this to the fish again and again for a week until his father found out and finally he disposed of the fish sadly.

The most terrifying thing is that if he doesn't think about the fish, then sex has no attraction to him.

He will never forget the feeling of the fish being *smoked* by him.

……】

【Ying:??? What are you talking about???】

【Sambo: My friend, you are a little too outrageous】

【Aponia: Kid, you really should go to hell.】

【Joy Aha: Taizi Yuros would never do this, it's so funny】

【Nashida: Is this something I can see?】

【Silver Wolf: Making friends out of nothing, this friend can’t be you, right?】

【Kiana: In the Collapse 3 world, it is recommended to deal with Ling Ri】

【Star: Collapse Iron World agrees】

【Ying: Seconded】

【Xiangling: Execute immediately!】

【Ling Ri: Ah! Woo! Wow!】

……

Ling Ri has finished confessing, and so has the video.

A bunch of people are holding cheering sticks.

[Awa……]

[Mother!!!]

[Awa……]

[Mother!!!]

[Kevin: So, how did it become like this?]

Meal expenses - 3000

[Abonya: Uh, I, uh, I don't know, they became like this after hearing my prayers]

[Kevin: Oh... cool……]

[Alicia: Oh my, Kevin, don't be discouraged! At this time, we need the appearance of the super cute beautiful girl! Fans are sincere to their idols♪ As long as I, who is also a beautiful girl idol, manage them a little, they will definitely be able to help us!]

【Eden: I guessed it.】

【Lingri: Shengliu: Aimen! 】

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