The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

On the proposition of the destruction of Gotham City, there is a very wonderful phenomenon, that is, the law of the anti-dark forest, which is manifested as: when one of Batman and the Joker holds the nuclear bomb button, the possibility of Gotham’s destruction is overwhelmed. Bottom line, and with both of them holding the nuke button and knowing the other has the nuke button, Gotham is bound to not be destroyed.

It sounds counter-intuitive. According to common sense, the nuclear bomb button is very dangerous no matter who it is in, because it is unpredictable, not to mention the two mental states of the Joker and Batman. What about stable people?

However, if we start from the logic of the two of them and analyze it carefully, we can see that there is a certain truth in it.

First of all, according to the law of Batman-clown aggregation, all the actions of the clown revolve around Batman, so the clown got the nuclear bomb button must also be to threaten Batman, and the most threatening moment of the nuclear bomb is that it did not explode time.

The Joker will not press the nuclear bomb button, because he just wants Batman to laugh, not to kill him. The purpose of all the Joker's actions is Batman, not Gotham. If one thing is simply destroying Gotham, If the Joker can't see Batman's struggles and contradictions, then the Joker won't use it.

In the same way, if Batman holds a nuke button, he won't press it, because if he presses it, Gotham is destroyed, but the Joker doesn't, then there will also be another city that becomes Gotham, so Destroy Gotham Tan would make no sense, pressing the button would be unnecessary.

And when the two of them hold the nuclear bomb button at the same time, they must know that the other party will not press it, and they also know that the other party knows that they will not press it, so this kind of temptation is meaningless for the two of them.

Of course, the clown also caused terrible explosions in Gotham City. In some cases, the scale of the explosion was comparable to the explosion of a nuclear warhead, but it was not an uncontrollable explosion caused by a madman who lost his mind through his madness. Whether it is the equivalent of explosives, the scale of the explosion, and the impact after the explosion, they are all under the control of the clown.

At the end of the day, the Joker isn't some sloppy lunatic who's lost his mind, he's not even a mentally ill person, but a healthy sociopath with a clear head, no hallucinations, and no reflex issues, so In almost every way, he is very rigorous and logical.

Every part of his plan is under his control, even the terrible explosion, if not, he will not let the explosion happen in Gotham City.

To put it bluntly, he and Batman are the same kind of people, one body with two sides, twins who look like mirrors, their superb wisdom, self-consistent logic, and almost crazy desire to control are exactly the same.

But the nuke button in the hands of the two of them is completely different from the hands of a group of teenagers.

Batman and the Joker can even do a dance in front of each other with the nuke button, throw the nuke button up and down, and make a game of all kinds of scary threats and hell-bent jokes because they both Seeing through the truth of this dark city tragically, knowing that it is useless to blow up Gotham.

But not necessarily the Robins.

If you do a survey of European and American residents and foreigners who used to live in European and American cities, the first option is to get involved in the battle between Batman and the Joker, and the second option is to get involved in the battle between a group of teenagers. They must If you have to choose one option, the vast majority of people must be stuck with option one.

Anyone who has ever lived in Europe and the United States understands the horror of teenagers. Even if Batman and the Joker will destroy the world in a few hours, crazy teenagers will definitely destroy your fence, dog house, and outside in a few minutes. The wall, the fire hydrant was blown with a crowbar and the plants in the yard were drowned, the tires of the garbage truck were punctured and the dump full of garbage was pushed down, making the whole street stinky for the next half month... …

It is difficult for normal people to reason with this group of crazy teenagers who are growing up rebelliously. They have no logic at all, but they are very extreme. According to European and American laws, no matter what they do, they will not be severely punished. , so it has the courage to destroy, and it can't even be said that people hate dogs, but it is notorious.

The so-called how big the lawn is trampled on by the foot, and the bowl is smashed with the ability. Crazy teenagers with baseball bats, spray paint cans and lighters are disgusting at most two streets. Ivan, holding Katyusha in his right hand, stepped on a missile launcher, and had two catties of vodka in his pocket, shaking like a clown.

The scariest part is that while Batman's trajectory is predictable and his actions logical, the teens don't.

As analyzed before, the clown is not a completely chaotic lunatic, he is just a simple anti-social personality, he has superb intelligence, so there are not many things in this world that can exceed his expectations, but his reason also tells him, Now the situation of the Bat Family Robins is one of them-they don't look at the art of war and look at the recipes, but the recipes of the Soviet arsenal.

No one dares to completely ensure that the button of a nuclear bomb held by a teenager will not be pressed. The clown thinks that Batman is not a human being, so he might be able to ensure that, so he would rather come to the police station to sing June Feixue, and must see Master Qingtian's Batman side.

When Batman came, the clown tightly grasped the railing of the interrogation room with handcuffed hands and looked at him affectionately. The two of them had never talked in such a peaceful atmosphere.

The clown was obviously not used to it, he swallowed hard, and said to Batman a little stammeringly: Listen, Batman, I don't have time to tell jokes, your little birds, they must be burnt. Out of my head, it must be, they got a big thing, super-big.

The clown stretched out his hand as far as possible to gesture, and then found himself in handcuffs, completely unable to show the size of the thing he saw, so he could only try to describe it in words.

Black and white, with a silver tail, it looks like a huge hydrogen bomb. Judging from the painting and markings on it, it may come from the Soviet Union. It is very likely that it is a test product version before the development of the Tsar Bomb. The equivalent is second only to the test explosion Big Ivan - what's even scarier is that this may not be the original Soviet one, they may have modified it!!!

The clown was almost screaming at the end of his speech. He seemed to have suddenly fallen ill, clenched his handcuffed hands into fists, slammed the table hard, and said in a very sharp voice.

Batman! Your little birds not only bought the big bomb from the Soviet Union, they even modified it themselves. I want to crack their skulls open one by one to see what's inside! They modified it It! With a drill and screwdriver!!!

Suddenly, the clown grabbed the railing again, stared at Batman, bared his teeth and exposed his gums, and said, They plan to rebuild the order of the gangsters in Gotham, so that the gangs have no artistic aesthetics and no philosophical inspiration at all. Gangsters who smell of copper are occupying our home, Batman, how can you be indifferent?!

Batman was just like the clown described, standing indifferently and seriously outside the interrogation room railing watching the clown go crazy, and only after the clown finished speaking, Batman opened his mouth.

Joker, I know you're trying to drive a wedge between me and the Robins, it's not the first time you've done it, but after you found out that Spider-Man didn't get any worse even after you injected him with the Dark Source potion , you are eyeing the other members of the Bat Family.

But I have to say, the lie you made up this time is very bad. Batman shook his head, and then began to analyze.

Before, I noticed that the gangsters in Gotham had been scattered and reunited. At the same time, my Robins started to stay out at night, as if everyone was busy.

According to the usual logic, I'm very likely to link these two things together, but in fact, all of this is your conspiracy to alienate me from the Bat Family.

The members of your clown gang haven't made trouble for a long time. They are the ones who stir up the gang behind their backs, create a picture of the gang's intention to revive, and then use all kinds of plots to make the Robins have no time to rest and alienate me. The distance also reduces the communication of the Bat-family.

For some reason, I didn't investigate the clues of the gangsters in time, but if I guessed correctly, if I followed this line to investigate, I would definitely find Robins, because this is what you deliberately arranged , the purpose is to make me feel that the members of the Bat-family have betrayed me and become my enemy.

But clown, you are too impatient. Batman narrowed his eyes slightly and said, You saw that I have a new Robin, so you can't wait to use this plan to attack him.

You first created the Source of Darkness potion and injected it into Spider-Man, hoping to see him go crazy and fight against me, so that I would feel alone and helpless.

But seeing that the potion didn't work, you started to attack Spider-Man's psychological level again, trying to make him feel that I was his enemy by showing him some of the dark side of Gotham, so as to drive a wedge between the two of us.

Originally, I failed to connect the sudden rise of gangsters and the Robins not coming home for a long time, but what you showed me about your plot against Spider-Man reminded me that your targets are not just newcomers. Robin one.

You draw my attention to Spider-Man as an obvious target, and make me too worried about Spider-Man falling into the dark and distracting. In fact, your real target is the rest of the Bat-family. You have long before Spider-Man has appeared. While in my field of vision, traps have been laid for other Robins.

Batman stepped forward, looked the Joker in the eye and said, But you can't fool me, Joker.

You showed up in the police station just to make me think that even a dangerous criminal like the clown has to turn himself in for help because of the crazy behavior of the Robins, and the members of the Bat family must be extremely evil.

You made such a panicked gesture of asking for help just to show that you are standing with me now, and Robin is our common enemy.

But you're wrong, Joker. Batman flicked his cloak lightly and turned around, leaving only his deep and serious voice as usual in the empty and dark corridor of the police station.

Even if you have already started weaving plots, laying traps, and guiding you step by step, I will never think that my children are my enemies. The darkness in this city is created by you. Batman will not mistake it, let alone Will make an enemy of Robin.

Give up your conspiracy to alienate the Bat family, clown, you will not succeed.

The clown who watched Batman leave was dumbfounded.