The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

The Joker is a master at playing with people's hearts. He is especially good at grasping the dark side of others, inspiring the darkness in people's hearts, and then showing it to Batman.

But what if there is no dark side in a person's heart?

Now the Joker knows.

The Joker is like the mosquito that is about to be roasted to death by the light bulb. Spider-Man is squatting in front of his house, conducting an average of more than twenty rounds of ideological and political education every hour, and the efficiency is comparable to brainwave invasion.

When the Joker went out to work, Spider-Man followed him to observe various dangerous places in Gotham City that were illegal, substandard, and dangerous, and then notified Bruce Wayne to improve them. Spider-Man's moral standards matched Bruce Wayne's work. Efficiency, the appearance of Gotham City has been completely renewed these days.

The clown was squatting at home and couldn't go out, so Spider-Man went upstairs and downstairs to help. Today he would fix the door, tomorrow he would help that person renovate the stove, today he would help this person lift heavy objects and tomorrow he would help that person carry things.

However, Spider-Man can do everything, he is also very powerful, he has a good image and good temperament, he is sweet-tongued and lovable, he is full of energy and does not need to rest, he is even more conch-girl than conch-girl, and the happiness level of the people in the entire apartment building where the clown is located has suddenly improved. The autistic clown is out of place.

But if Spider-Man is brought in, it will be like inviting a wolf into the house for the Joker. After Spider-Man forced his way in through the crack of the Joker's door, he forcibly repainted the old-fashioned furniture in this small apartment of less than 20 square meters. The paint and fabrics were completely cleaned, the kitchen and toilets were re-tiled, and mosquitoes and insecticides were kept in check.

The Joker squatted in the corner and watched Spider-Man fuming as he worked in the room. He felt that he was the most hazardous waste that should be removed from the room, so he left.

No matter how powerful Batman is, he just installs two-pound cameras on the people he wants to monitor, but Spider-Man uses exhaustive methods to find people.

Discovering that the Joker had sneaked away while he was working, Spider-Man directly took a loudspeaker with a huge decibel and started calling the Joker on the carpet in Gotham. It was a real carpet. After the spider mutation, Spider-Man could not eat or drink. Sleeping twenty-four hours a day and walking through every street in Gotham, just to dig out the person he was looking for.

The clown who was hiding in the workshop of an abandoned factory near the outskirts of the city just wanted to give himself a slap in the face when he prepared the source of darkness potion.

He finally discovered that the only extreme emotion in Batman, the new Robin's heart, was probably perseverance.

The good news is that the potion works and the extreme emotions are strengthened. The bad news is that all the strengthened perseverance is used to save the clown.

Spider-Man and Batman are not the same. Batman only fights crime. Spider-Man really saves criminals. Not only does he save them, but he also saves them from all aspects. It can be said that he redresses grievances and complains.

Batman means that any evil will be brought to justice, Spider-Man means that any injustice will be corrected by me.

The most terrifying thing about Spider-Man's approach to super criminals is that I have eliminated all the bad influences that society may have on you and made your life neat, smooth and stable, so you still go out to be anti-social. Whose problem is it?

But now that Gotham has developed to this point, the vast majority of super villains are actually born lunatics infected by certain metaphysical factors. Throwing them into Central City would be antisocial. To put it bluntly, they would be pickled. ,Hopeless.

But in fact, before that, there was always a fig leaf for their criminal activities. Living in the dark city, no one cared about or helped them. Apart from Batman's fists, they may not even get a greeting. This is very embarrassing. It's easy for people to think that they are so bad for a reason.

But when the endless sunshine of Spider-Man shines on Gotham, and after the waves fade away, only the real gold remains, and the good neighbors help look after them 24 hours a day, it can be seen that these crazy people are just pure crazy, and there is no excuse.

The Joker knows that he must stay away from the edge. On the one hand, if Spider-Man sees more darkness in Gotham in him and corrects them all, then this broken city will really be saved.

On the other hand, he himself is not interested in this kind of guy who only has the white side of human nature. The endless contradictions and struggles are the fun he pursues.

The Joker originally thought that if he squatted in the factory outside the city, Spider-Man would not be able to find it in a short time. When the power of the source of darkness potion, which can be called a stimulant, was over, the crazy bird would go back to rest.

But he never expected that a crazy bird would leave and a group of crazy birds would come.

On this day, the clown was sleeping soundly in the corner of the second floor of the abandoned factory with his coat on. Suddenly he heard a commotion coming from downstairs, mixed with several familiar and slightly childish voices, one of which was particularly harsh.

Quick, quick, move them all in...and this, this heavy machine gun, come over to help unload the goods. The things have to be piled up within two hours, and then we have to go back to the city. The next home is still waiting. .”

Jason! Jason! Stop looking at it. You didn't even know how to help the rocket launcher tube when it fell off...Dick! No, I didn't call you. I called the older one. Come here quickly. Let's take the enclosed box first. Two packs of tarps were carried up...

The clown, who had just woken up, walked to the window frame on the second floor in a daze. He had an idea - he got excited and saw Robin of the Bat family pouring weapons down below!

He woke up with a jolt.

The location of the abandoned factory chosen by the Joker is quite good. It belongs to the lower reaches of the Gotham River and is very close to the mouth of the sea. It is as far away from the Gotham River as it is from the Gotham Harbor Terminal. There are no forests or bushes next to it and it is all flat. Grassland is especially suitable for parking large vehicles. It has a wide view and is also suitable as a stronghold to defend against enemies.

But because of this, he is not the only one who is eyeing this place, there are also two sets of Robins who have been busy with the revival of Gotham since returning some time ago.

As mentioned before, the teenagers' knowledge is relatively simple. After they went to Schiller's universe and saw the scene of Gotham there, they compared it with their own world and discovered a difference, that is, their Gotham did not Gangster.

In the past, they believed that gangsters were extremely evil things, synonymous with violence and bloodshed, and were the kind of words that made one's fist harden when he heard them.

But after spending some time in Schiller's universe, they have a more comprehensive understanding of gangsters. To sum up, it is because Gotham is too backward, and the traditional gangster model is even quite advanced here. system.

Ideology, systems and the current situation of the region must be viewed together. A certain idea is just right for a certain region, but if applied to another region, it may appear too radical or conservative. Adjusting measures to local conditions is the first condition for choosing a struggle line. .

Batman's birds went to Gotham in Schiller's universe, and the biggest inspiration they received was that the system suitable for Gotham is not a strong mayor system like Metropolis, nor is it a central city that closely follows the state. Parliamentary democracy.

In Gotham, nothing goes without violence.

Among many power systems that rely on violence, the feudal monarchy relies too much on the emperor's personal qualities and is too far from the current system to be implemented. More importantly, Batman definitely does not want to be the emperor.

Then the kingdom's aristocratic republic, which is also under feudal conditions, is a system that is compromised and acceptable under existing conditions. It is also the system of the twelve gangster families who rule Gotham in the universe where Schiller lives.

The twelve families headed by the Falcone family, the royal family, are actually the product of the traditional aristocratic republic. All their economic benefits and capital come from this city. This city is their property, and they naturally They should pay more attention to the construction of Gotham than those lunatics who only want to destroy.

There is a saying that goes well. In a period of rapid economic development, any contradiction can be reconciled. If you want to reconcile the irreconcilable darkness of Gotham, you must first form a frame, then start the engine, and let the car drive forward at high speed until Only by reaching the highest speed in the era can the darkness that is firmly adhered to the bones and penetrated into the flesh be thrown into the wind.

And if they want to restructure Gotham, put the pedal in reverse gear and step on the accelerator, all the way back to the gangster era, they must have a big enough fist.

Of course, the children of the Bat family all have special skills, which are definitely enough to be a superhero, but when it comes to fighting for Gotham, they are a little short of area damage. To make up for these injuries, naturally you need to have a strong enough arms.

The Robins in the main universe actually had a bit of a headache. Jason considered going to the Batcave to steal weapons. Dick thought he should buy them but didn't know where to buy them. Finally, Jason from the Schiller universe came up with a shocking idea. plan.

If they want to buy, they have to buy it at a cheap price, and they also have to buy the best quality and largest quantity of weapons at a cheap price, so there is only one way - to make a fortune.

As we all know, when the Soviet Union collapsed, it left behind a lot of legacies, the largest of which were arms, and the Russian oligarchs who inherited these properties did not feel sorry for them.

Russia, which is trying its best to show its goodwill to the West in order to join the Western economies, wants to cut off both of its own hands to show that it is not a threat. With the official semi-tacit approval, in just a few years after the collapse of the Soviet Union, the Russian oligarchs They shipped large quantities of weapons produced by countless Soviet arsenals.

Moreover, they sell what ordinary arms dealers sell, and they dare to sell what ordinary arms dealers dare not sell, let alone heavy machine guns and rocket launchers. As long as the money is enough, they can manage missiles, tanks, and even weapons production lines.

Batman has always been generous in funding the Bat-Family's activities. Most of the time, the Bat-Family doesn't spend much money because the equipment they need can be produced on the Batcave's production line, and Batman's warehouse must have the raw materials. .

This resulted in them basically having a large amount of savings. When everyone took out the balance, they could not only buy ordinary heavy-duty arms, but even a big one.

If you relax your moral bottom line a little more and use some deception and sneak attacks, you can even get super big guys beyond your imagination.

So, the clown lying by the window frame on the second floor stared at the missile launcher exposed after the tarpaulin was removed, and the extraordinary-looking missile warhead on the transport vehicle behind, and was completely stunned.

I'm guilty! I plead guilty!! Come and let Batman throw me into the asylum, quickly!!

Behind the bars of the Gotham Police Department's interrogation room, the handcuffed Joker shook the bars crazily and shouted heartbreakingly: I want to see Batman, and I want to see Batman now!! Let him come here quickly! !!!

Hurry up and find Batman, it's too late!!!

Joker: Damn there's a lunatic!