The Apprentice Is Too Diligent And The Master Is A Bit Lazy

Chapter 22 What else can go out besides hot springs…

“In the beginning, Taixuefu Jijiu thought that there was a problem with the teaching methods of the teachers in the college, so I kept changing teachers and colleges, but it still didn’t work.”

“Later, Taixuefu Jijiu, Yushi doctor, Zhuanxu imperial monk all helped me see, saying that I can’t communicate with the world, it must be my problem, I know, in fact, they just want to say I am stupid.”

Li Xu nodded and said, “I agree with this point.”

“Master…”

Dahuan’s fox ears moved, and she looked at Li Xu aggrievedly, really wanting to jump up and beat him, biting him with her little tiger teeth.

“Hahaha, haven’t they thought of helping you solve this problem?”

“Yes, but I don’t know how to solve it?”

Li Xu thought for a while: “That’s right, if you know, there will be nothing to do with me.

If you can’t communicate with the world, you can’t cultivate. Your situation is like a start to waste. If it can be resolved, it will surely soar into the sky. ”

Dawei’s two fox ears moved and asked, “Master, what are you talking about?”

Li Xu said: “You can’t communicate with heaven and earth. There must be a reason. I am going to conduct some tests on you, and then evaluate you. I plan to ask ten questions to see if you can do the right ones.”

“Master, the question is simple.”

“I know it in my heart.”

Li Xu took out the pen and paper from the storage bag and wrote on it.

His 10 questions include sub-questions, common sense questions, fill-in-the-blank questions, memory questions, extended questions, appreciation questions and translation questions.

This is a very comprehensive set of examination papers, which can be said to be specially tailored for her.

If she can answer the 3 questions correctly, it means that her IQ is okay.

If it is less than 3, consider severing the relationship between mentor and apprentice.

Soon, he compiled the title, looked towards Dawei, and said with earnestness:

“There are 10 questions in total. Just fill in the answers on the paper. I will give you a cup of tea and give me a cup of tea.”

Li Xu handed her the paper, Dawei stood up, and solemnly accepted the Master’s exam questions.

However, when she saw the exam questions, she was confused and messy.

However, she experienced strong winds and waves, and soon calmed down, sitting on the ground and answering questions quickly.

The test questions and answers are as follows:

Part ①Sub-question: Do you think Master is good-looking?

Answer: It looks good. I have never seen a person as good-looking as Master.

② Common sense question: What else can get out of water besides hot springs?

Answer: Anzhiyu.

③Common sense question: There is hair on the top and hair on the bottom. I will have a hair on the hair at night. What is this (something on the human body)?

Answer: I don’t understand.

No. ④Fill in the blanks: Guanyin____

Answer: Is it male or female.

⑤Fill in the blanks: You know my length, I know you____

Answer: Intensity.

⑥ Memory question: What are the four absolutes of the moment?

Answer: Yun Xiangyi can’t remember the others.

⑦Extended question: What is the mount of Dr. Yushi (just write one)?

Answer: Doctor Shi.

⑧ Appreciation question: What does this sentence mean?

Answer: I don’t know.

⑨Logical problem: A person takes a yellow dog, a white rabbit and a bunch of greens across the river. There is only one small boat by the river. You can only bring one thing across the river at a time. If the person is not there, the yellow dog will bite the white rabbit. , The white rabbit wants to gnaw the greens, please think about it, how can we safely cross the river if the yellow dog is not allowed to bite the white rabbit, and the white rabbit is not allowed to gnaw the greens?

answer:

The first method is to teach the yellow dog and the white rabbit to swim and swim together.

The second method: Let the yellow dog and the white rabbit become good friends.

⑩ Translation topic: Shi Shishi, a poet of Shishi, loves lions, and swears to eat ten lions. Shi Shi always sees the lion in the market. At ten o’clock, the ten lions are suitable for the market. At that time, Shishi is suitable for the market. Shi regarded the ten lions as ten lions. Shi Shi is ten lion corpses, suitable for stone room. The stone chamber is wet, so the Shishi will wipe the stone chamber. Shi Shishi wiped, Shi Shi first tried to eat ten lion corpses. When eating, I first met ten lion corpses and ten Guardian Lions corpses. Trial explanation is a matter.

Answer: Incomprehensible.

Pen stopped.

“Master, I’m done.”

Dawei stood up happily, trot over and handed the test paper to Li Xu, then ran back to the original position to sit.

“So soon? It’s not time for a cup of tea.”

The corner of Li Xu’s mouth gradually smiled: “The top ten academies are absolutely eye-catching. I dare say that you are a rare talent. In the future, the master of the avenue will definitely have your name.”

Dawei smiled happily: “Thank you Master for the compliment.”

Li Xu took the test paper and glanced at it. The corners of his mouth twitched, his face turned black, he fell from the branches of the tree and fell to the ground, and the peach blossom petals on the ground flew up one after another.

You are so talented.

There are only two questions that are correct, only the two questions ① and ⑤ are correct, and the others are wrong answers.

Li Xu had the idea of ​​severing the relationship between teacher and student on the spot.

But Dawei moved her ears, blinked, her eyes gleaming, and she looked at herself expectantly.

Li Xu handed her the test paper again, and said with a trembling mouth:

“How many questions do you think you answered correctly?”

Dawei confidently said: “①②④⑤⑦⑨, six questions.”

Li Xu’s face turned darker, really unaware of himself, took the exam papers, and snorted coldly:

“The first way is to send sub-questions. I deliberately made you right. Fortunately, you didn’t make a mistake. If you make a mistake, our fate of master and apprentice ends here.”

“But, your second question, I asked, ‘What else can get out of water besides hot springs?’ Let’s see what you answered?”

Dawei said: “Anzhiyu.”

Seeing that Li Xu’s face was wrong, Dawei quickly said, “All I can think of right away is her. Master, you don’t want to believe it. If you don’t believe it, go and check it yourself?”

“you win.”

Li Xu suddenly felt a myocardial infarction, and then said:

“In your ④ fill in the blank question’Guanyin____’, you fill in’Is it a man or a woman’, I really want to kill you, you just fill in a Guanyin Empress, Guanyin Bodhisattva, or Guanyin zuòlian, I will let you be right. but you……”

“I don’t think there is a problem.” Dawei pouted.

Li Xu glared at him: “Memorial question: What do you mean by the four unique moments? Didn’t I tell you? Yun Xiangyi, Hua Xiangrong, Zibuyu, Red Buddha Girl.”

“Four names, how can I remember?”

“Also quibble, it’s obviously that you have a poor memory.”

Li Xu stared at the examination paper, and said: “Extension question ⑦: What is Dr. Yushi’s mount? Look at how you wrote it? Dr. Yushi is a position and cannot be divided into’Yu’ and’Dr. Shi’.”

“Master, I know this is a position, but I saw it told me to write casually.”

“I asked you to write a mount at will, you fill a cat, a dog, I will let you be right.”

“I thought it was asking me to fill in casually, so I just fill in’Doctor Shi’ casually, Master, your question is not rigorous.”

Li Xu looked at her coldly: “You stand up.”

Dawei suddenly realized something was wrong: “Master, say yes first, I stand up, don’t hit me.”

Li Xu didn’t speak, but looked at her quietly.

Dawei stood up, turned and ran, timidly said:

“Master, you look so cold. I’ll go home and cook for you first. You can calm down here.”

“Don’t run.” Li Xu chased after him.

“Why don’t you hit me?”

“I’m not going to hit you, I plan to tie your hands and hang it up and lash you with a long whip.”