After hanging up the phone, Lin Ge felt a little complicated.

What Riley meant on the phone was simply that he would be back home soon. And when he "passed away", many good things were buried with his human figurines.

Among them, there are many treasures from heaven and earth.

Riley wanted to cooperate with Lin Ge, go to the tomb to take out these treasures, and then do something big. Everyone knows where the "tomb" of Qin Shihuang is.

only.

Can he dig this?

Aren't you afraid of digging out "The First Commandment 2"?

Lin Ge couldn't help but think of the classic text message scam joke - Hello, I am Qin Shihuang. In fact, I am not dead. I have 100 tons of gold in Xi'an. I now need 2,000 yuan to unfreeze my gold in Xi'an. You can transfer it to me via WeChat or Alipay. The account number is my mobile phone number! After turning around, I will directly lead the troops to resurrect tomorrow and let you command the three armies!

Okay, now the joke comes true.

Qin Shihuang not only asked him to command the three armies, but also invited him to dig the Qin Emperor's mausoleum together. Facts have proved that the saying "live and see you for a long time" is not a joke.

If this wasn't "A Deadly Appointment" and the person on the other end of the phone wasn't "The Real Qin Shi Huang" Riley, Lin Ge would definitely make fun of him when he received such a call.

But obviously facing the real Qin Shihuang, joking, "If you are Ying Zheng, then I am Lu Buwei", you are undoubtedly looking for death.

"This is a big joke." Lin Ge smiled bitterly.

Ruan Mengmeng asked curiously: "What joke is too big?"

Riley's situation can be discussed later. After all, Riley's family has a big business in the UK, and it will take half a month or even longer to pack up and move here together.

The most important thing now is "Ruan Mengmeng". Although it is unclear why the character "Tang Benjing" did not disappear with the disappearance of Kuang Guohua, but Tang Benjing exists, and Ruan Mengmeng has now participated in the "Miss Bauhinia Bauhinia" audition, so it is very likely that she will Being stared at by Domoto Shizu.

Tang Benjing has contacted Lan Dali and others in advance, so there is no way to investigate him. If Ruan Mengmeng is determined to participate in the Miss Bauhinia Bauhinia election, this may be a breakthrough.

"Nothing, just a scam call, don't worry about it." After saying that, Lin Ge took out a palm-sized makeup mirror from his pocket and handed it to Ruan Mengmeng: "This is a lucky makeup mirror made by Xiaoling. If you decide to participate in 'Miss Bauhinia Bauhinia' ', just bring this, it will bring you good luck."

"Really? This...can you really give it to me?" Ruan Mengmeng asked in surprise.

Lin Ge smiled and said, "I wish you good luck."

"Thank you!" Ruan Mengmeng happily took the makeup mirror over.

"Then I'll go back first. If there's another problem with the TV, just come to me." Lin Ge said, got up and walked out the door.

"I'll see you off." Ruan Mengmeng followed.

As soon as the two of them went out, they met Jin Zhengzhong walking out of the corridor on the other side. Seeing the two of them standing together, they were obviously stunned: "You..."

"Oh, my TV broke again. Lin Ge helped me fix it. Zhongzhong, it's hard to see you going out in the afternoon." Ruan Mengmeng said.

Jin Zhengzhong replied: "I haven't had much work lately. I have nothing to do except repair... uh, study. I heard that online dating is very popular recently. I want to buy a computer and learn to surf the Internet."

After saying that, Jin Zhengzhong looked at Lin Ge: "...cough. So what, are you interested? Master said, if you are interested, let me buy one for you."

In front of Ruan Mengmeng, Jin Zhengzhong couldn't say "Master-uncle" out loud, especially since he looked anxious and looked older than Lin Ge. It would be embarrassing if he said it out loud.

And Ma Xiaoling took advantage of Lin Ge, the "God of Wealth", so she asked Jin Zhengzhong to "take care of" the God of Wealth. After all, in name, Lin Ge was indeed half of Ma Xiaoling's "granduncle".

"Then buy one for me. Thank you." Lin Ge said.

Jin Zhengzhong nodded and walked towards the elevator: "Then I will buy you whatever I want. I don't know much about computers. Don't blame me if it doesn't work well."

As he spoke, he muttered in a low voice: "It's rare for Master to buy a computer for me because of his heavy bleeding, but he actually wants to buy one for this guy. Why?"

Lin Ge ignored Jin Zhengzhong's thoughts, bid farewell to Ruan Mengmeng, and once again told her that if she really decided to participate in "Miss Bauhinia Bauhinia", she must bring her lucky makeup mirror.

Later, Lin Ge returned to the floor where Ma Xiaoling lived. At the door, He Yingqiu, who was called by a text message to "feed back", was already waiting outside the door.

"Uncle, what do you want from me?" Seeing Lin Ge walking out of the elevator, He Yingqiu hurriedly greeted him.

Lin Ge put his arm around He Yingqiu's shoulders affectionately and said while opening the door: "I have recently encountered a bottleneck in my magic practice. I heard from Xiaoling that you have a lot of research on magic. Let's discuss it."

He Yingqiu was flattered when he heard this, and was "fooled" into the room by Lin Ge. While helping him draw the talisman, he told him about the magic problem.

Lin Ge had fought with Mao Xiaofang before. He had known the spells such as "Borrowing the Universe" and "Chasing the Soul" before. In Mao Xiaofang's case, they just changed their names.

They all come from Maoshan magic. The only differences are in the details of seals and incantations. For him, it is easy to understand them.

However, the impact of the "nightmare effect" is much more "strict" than Lin Ge imagined. In the process of modifying the seals and incantations based on He Yingqiu's description, the effect of "being targeted by fate" increased by "10%." .

However, not all spells can match the number, such as... thunder spell.

"Thunder spell...here, uncle, you think too highly of me. How could I possibly know this level of magic?" He Yingqiu said with a grimace after hearing Lin Ge's question.

"The Heavenly Master's evil-suppressing talisman, the soul-chasing talisman, the manifesting talisman... you can draw these talismans, right? Come and have a look. Oh, yes, you should be idle when you are idle. Just draw all the talismans you know." , Lin Ge asked He Yingqiu to draw the talisman.

He Yingqiu:...

In this way, He Yingqiu "reviewed" his spells for a whole afternoon and drew dozens of spells, until Ma Xiaoling came back from outside carrying large and small bags of things.

"Please, Uncle? Why are you here?" Ma Xiaoling threw something on the sofa and asked curiously.

He Yingqiu immediately looked at Ma Xiaoling with a straight face and hummed: "I ran out to play again. How old are you, and you still don't give up. Come here, sit down, it's been a long time since I checked your homework... Now you put the exorcism charm to Tianshi Draw all the evil-suppressing talismans and make sure they are complete."

"Ah?" Ma Xiaoling was stunned for a moment, obviously not understanding what He Yingqiu meant.

Lin Ge could barely hold back his laughter. He really didn't expect that Uncle Qiu, who was always strict and serious, like a study director, would actually have such a side.

Ma Xiaoling was inexplicably pulled to draw the talisman. After drawing a few pictures, she looked at He Yingqiu and couldn't help but ask: "Uncle Qiu, could it be that this guy asked you to draw the talisman? Why don't you let me draw it?"

He Yingqiu slapped Ma Xiaoling on the head and scolded angrily: "What about 'this guy' and 'that guy', no matter how big or small, wouldn't Master Uncle call them?"

Ma Xiaoling turned her head and glared at Lin Ge, as if to say, "It's all your fault, I got scolded again."

Lin Ge pretended not to see it and walked aside with the tea cup. At this time, there was a knock on the door. When he opened the door, he saw Jin Zhengzhong standing at the door holding a large cardboard box. Seeing Lin Ge opening the door, he stuffed the box into his arms.

Lin Ge held the box, which felt quite heavy. Jin Zhengzhong panted and said, "I bought you a computer. The salesman said it was the latest model... and he also helped you install some erotic software. Anyway, it's quite good." There are many, the instructions are all in it, how can you go online and research it yourself... Huh? Master? Uncle? Are you all here?"

Jin Zhengzhong ignored Lin Ge at the door, jumped into the room, and ran to Ma Xiaoling and He Yingqiu. He was about to ask Ma Xiaoling why she was drawing the talisman, when she heard Ma Xiaoling say: "Zhengzhong, I haven't checked your homework for a long time... Now you put the exorcism talisman Go to the Heavenly Master's Suppression Talisman and draw them all, making sure they are complete."

Kim Jung Jung:? ? ?

Before he could speak, Ma Xiaoling had already put the pen into his hand, pushed him to sit on the sofa, and then hurriedly fled back to the bedroom carrying large and small bags of things.

Jin Zhengzhong shouted in the direction of the bedroom with a confused look on his face: "Master, I can only draw exorcism talismans, and...when did you teach me the 'Tianshi Suppressing Evil Talisman'?"

He Yingqiu slapped Jin Zhengzhong on the head and cursed: "How long have you been studying with your master? Now you can only draw exorcism charms? Take it, draw me these evil evil charms, when will you learn it, when will you learn it?" go to eat!"

"Oh." Jin Zhengzhong said aggrievedly.

In this way, he drew the talisman for a full two hours before he had a bowl of instant noodles to eat. After having "supper", he returned to his home rubbing his sore hands.

"...It's baffling. I suddenly checked some spells. I'm really idle. Forget it, let's take a look at my 'new toy'." Jin Zhengzhong couldn't wait to install the computer according to the instructions, and then began to study how to connect the computer. network.

"When you are connected to the Internet, install the program properly, fill in your personal information, upload the information to the Internet, and then wait patiently, netizens from all over the world will contact you and talk about everything freely... It's really Is it so great? Then I have to try it..." Jin Zhengzhong sat in front of the computer with the manual in hand, looking excited.

After struggling for much of the night, he finally successfully connected his computer to the Internet, then opened the dating software and started filling in his information.

"Name, Kim Jung Jung..."

"No, will I suffer a loss if I use my real name? Everyone is bragging anyway, so I need to choose a more powerful name... Let me think about it."

"Jin Weilong!"

"What's a better occupation to fill in... I have it!"

"Fitness coach, 1.8 meters tall, more handsome than Beckham, stronger than Leonardo... If you are not a beauty, please don't harass me! Hahaha, great, awesome!"

Jin Zhengzhong stared at the monitor with a silly smile on his face. He was obviously imagining a tall and powerful self, which attracted many beauties to take the initiative to chat with him.

"Come, come if you are not afraid of death, beauties from China, Britain, the United States, France, Japan, and all over the world, I, Jin Weilong, am waiting for you here!"

Thirty minutes later.

Jin Zhengzhong stared at the screen where the message still showed "0", and said solemnly: "Is it possible that the boast is not big enough? How about not increasing the measurements and increasing the height by half a foot? Then write down the annual salary of five million. ?”

"Is there any mistake?"

"There's not even a ghost in the middle of the night?"

Jin Zhengzhong smashed the mouse angrily. At this time, there was a "knocking sound" on the computer, and then a message popped up.

"Are you lonely? Come to my page, I'm waiting for you."

"Huh?" Jin Zhengzhong suddenly became interested: "It's quite tempting. Let me take a look at the information first. The girl from Sakura Country, Sadako Fujiwara."

"Japanese girls are more reliable. They know they're being tricked and won't die if they go in and have fun. It's just you... Come on, let me see what your web page looks like."

Jin Zhengzhong moved the mouse and clicked on the personal webpage named "Fujiwara Sadako".

At this time, the picture on the screen changed to a pink background, and a big heart appeared in the center of the screen, with a cartoon girl next to it.

Then, the languages ​​of each country appeared on the screen for Jin Zhengzhong to choose.

"Wow, there are languages ​​in every country, so serious and sincere!" Jin Zhengzhong selected Cantonese and entered the webpage.

A line of text pops up on the screen——

"Welcome, you are the 2929th person who has entered this webpage. If you want to see my photos, please click 'Continue' and complete the game."

"Why is it so exciting? What the hell are you doing?"

Jin Zhengzhong clicked "Continue", and the screen changed again, turning into a guessing game with the choice of "Rock, Scissors, Paper".

"Rock, paper, scissors? You told me, I'm the best at this game!" Jin Zhengzhong rolled up his sleeves excitedly and clicked the mouse: "Come on, come on, one, two, three, scissors! Hahaha, photos! Photos!"

The picture suddenly changed, and a pair of women's eyes appeared on the screen.

Jin Zhengzhong was stunned and complained: "Am I mistaken? Just a pair of eyes... can you tell something? Hey, can you tell me something..."

Before he finished speaking, those eyes seemed to have some kind of magic power, making him couldn't help but look into them. Then, Jin Zhengzhong suddenly felt a splitting headache, held his head and howled miserably: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh ah!"

Two or three seconds later, Jin Zhengzhong's vision went dark and he fell down on the keyboard.

At this time, the eyes disappeared from the screen, and a "day1" mark appeared under the number "2929".

At the same time, upstairs at Ma Xiaoling's house, Lin Ge was sitting in front of the computer, filling in the information according to the instructions in the manual.

"Wow, is this the earliest oicq? It feels so high-end, and you can directly chat with netizens from all over the world. What do you think, are you interested in fishing for a good guy?" Lin Ge joked.

Huang Ni replied: "I'm not interested. My evaluation is that it's better to follow the drama. However, I didn't expect that the plot progressed so fast. Domoto Shizu has not solved it yet, and it turned out to be the plot of 'Sadako'. You don't have to worry about it." Is your disciple Jin Zhengzhong? According to the plot, he should be marked by Sadako now, right?"

Lin Ge said: "When he left, I placed a soul-chasing talisman on him. Now... some Yang Qi was taken out and he just fainted. Since the other party likes Yang Qi, it's easy..."

"Zhao Dezhu, at a young age, likes to cultivate his health and exercise, he is the Hong Kong Island Marathon Champion and Mr. Bodybuilder."

Lin Ge filled in the information randomly, getting more and more outrageous. When Huang Ni saw this, he couldn't help but laugh out loud: "You might as well write Schwarzenegger."

"That makes sense."

Lin Ge also noted in the note that "Schwarzenegger can only be inferior to Schwarzenegger in terms of figure" and was nicknamed "Strong as a tiger, as strong as a dragon with a waist as strong as a dragon, and an electric motor boy".

After waiting for a few minutes, the message column on the screen still showed "0".

Huang Ni smiled and said, "Did you miscalculate?"

"I have no choice but to take the initiative." Lin Ge tried to select Sakura Country as his nationality in the search bar, and searched for names with the word "Sadako".

After a while, hundreds of "Sadako" were found.

"Is this name so common?" Lin Ge clicked on them one by one, browsing all the way to the "Fujiwara Sadako" interface.

As soon as I clicked on the information bar of "Fujiwara Sadako", a message popped up——

"Are you lonely? Come to my page, I'm waiting for you."

Lin Ge smiled and said, "Look, it's coming."

Clicking on the web page, the screen changed to a pink background. Lin Ge directly selected Mandarin, and a number "2937" appeared on the screen.

"Welcome, you are the 2937th person who has entered this webpage. If you want to see my photos, please click 'Continue' and complete the game."

Lin Ge clicked "Start Game" and a guessing box appeared on the screen.

"Guessing, how boring..." Lin Ge said, entering a line of text in the information bar below: "Hey, since you are a girl from Sakura Country, why not come and play wild ball boxing?"

Huang Ni saw the message sent by Lin Ge and asked curiously: "What kind of boxing is Wild Ball Boxing?"

Lin Ge smiled and said: "A very happy boxing technique, do you want to learn it?"

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