Rebirth of America: The American Drama System

TBBT Apartments.

Room 4A.

"Owen, why haven't you seen your beautiful female assistant recently?"

When everyone was dining together, Howard was as excited as ever.

"Yeah, it seems like it's been a while."

Leonard looked up and agreed.

"She's on leave."

Owen smiled slightly: "Said her Marine Corps boyfriend came back from vacation."

"Pfft! what the fk?!!!×3!"

Except for Sheldon who didn't care, Leonard, Howard, and Rajesh all sprayed the Thai food out of their mouths and shouted in shock.

"What's wrong?"

Owen pretended to be surprised.

"Ahem, you said she has a boyfriend, and her boyfriend is a Marine?"

Leonard patted his chest, coughed a few times, drank some water, and took a few deep breaths before returning to normal.

"yes."

Owen's lips curled up: "Didn't I tell you?"

"So you have nothing to do with her, it's just a working relationship?"

Leonard asked doubtfully.

"yes."

Irving said with an affirmative look on his face: "We have always had the most purely working relationship. Where do you want to go?"

"So, you have a beautiful woman by your side and do nothing?"

Howard wondered.

"interesting."

Sheldon, who didn't care about these gossips, raised his head and showed a thoughtful expression: "That is to say, the last time I went to your office to find you, you really just praised her."

"How do you praise me?"

Howard asked.

"Hiss~ Alyssa, do you know what I like most about you? It's the pair of beautiful dimples on your cheeks~"

Sheldon cleared his throat, imitated Owen's tone, and accused: "How can you do this? If you are in coitus, I can understand. After all, you are a super male creature and need to release hormones.

But you just praise me, which is a complete waste of time! If you worked harder and didn't praise your female assistant during working hours, perhaps mathematical theory would have subversive development! "

puff!

The three Leonards sprayed rice again.

Only the innocent Sheldon would believe that Owen was simply praising Alyssa...

"I guess Alyssa didn't have any response, right?"

Howard smiled lewdly.

"Did Owen also say that the deeper the dimples on your cheeks are, the more beautiful they will be~"

Rajesh murmured somewhat absentmindedly.

"Oh, god!"

Leonard took out his asthma inhaler from his pocket and took a deep breath. He looked at Irving with a look of envy and jealousy, and exclaimed in his heart: "It's so exciting, it's going to kill me!"

"Yes! How did you know?"

Sheldon said in surprise.

"Owen, you lucky dog!!!"

Howard complained: "This is what you call the most innocent working relationship, huh?"

"yes."

Owen said solemnly: "This is indeed the simplest working relationship. Have you forgotten what you said when we were recruiting? This is the job scope of a female life assistant. Scientific progress certainly requires enough inspiration. ah!"

"The female assistant responsible for providing you with scientific inspiration..."

Howard opened his mouth, speechless.

As wretched as he is, he is no match for Owen as shameless as he is!

"Owen, aren't you worried about Alyssa's boyfriend?"

Rajesh said jealously: "The other party is a Marine!"

"so?"

Owen smiled and said, "Are you still afraid of him hitting me? You know I am your muscle. I will go to the North Pole in half a year and have to defend you from the attack of a 1,500-pound polar bear. Are you still afraid of a mere Marine?"

"..."

Rajesh was immediately speechless, stood up, crossed his legs and moved towards the bathroom.

He is also from an ancient Asian civilization. Why is it that Owen is so good that he is not even considered a member of the Marine Corps? But just hearing his name scares him to death.

"Alyssa has a boyfriend, why do she want to apply to be your assistant?"

Leonard asked doubtfully.

"It's not simple yet."

Howard analyzed: "My boyfriend is far away in the army, and Owen is a diamond king, recognized as the best lover of women in the world. This assistant job is so popular, and it is not surprising that Alyssa wants to take it!"

"All right."

Leonard's mouth twitched. As a licking dog, what he actually loved was not Penny as a person, but Penny's status as a goddess in his eyes.

In fact, he has true love for every goddess, so it is very sad for the goddesses to "fall themselves" one after another in front of Owen!

Bang bang bang!

"Hey guys, you are having dinner."

Penny opened the door and came in.

"Are you going to join us?"

Leonard greeted as enthusiastically as ever: "It's Thai food tonight, and we've just started."

"No."

Penny waved her hand and said, "Do you have any activities tonight?"

"Get ready to play chess and laser rays."

Leonard said without a look.

"come on!"

Howard interrupted: "Penny was asking about Owen's activities, right?"

Penny gave a thumbs up.

"Do you have any idea?"

Owen smiled.

"There is a party tonight. My friends heard that you and I are good friends, so they kept asking me to invite you over."

Penny knew that Owen was not interested in her, so she pretended to be pitiful and said: "I know you might not like it, so I have tried to push it away many times. This time they said that if they can't invite you again, they won't take me to play, so please, Come play with me."

"Party? What party?"

Howard suddenly became more energetic: "Are there any girls?"

"..."

Penny glanced at the extremely vulgar Howard and hesitated.

She really wanted to drag Owen over to help her gain face, but if she took Howard and the others along with her, she really couldn't tell whether it would gain face or lose face.

"Next time."

Owen declined.

Penny's level meant that the quality of the party she attended was limited. For Owen now, it was really unattractive. It was better to play games with Leonard and the others and give herself a holiday.

You know, whether it is the positive universe or the negative universe, he is very busy. There are really not many rest days. Life cannot always be at its peak, and occasionally it needs to be a sage.

Owen, who is in his sage state, is really not interested in Penny's invitation. Games are not fun at parties. Games can at least enhance relationships and lay the foundation for becoming good friends.

The relationship between Owen and Penny's good friends is already the highest level recognized by the system, because it is impossible for men and women to become good friends.

In other words, this good gay friend is not that good gay friend. The difference between one word and the other is huge!

When the relationship between the three Sheldons is stable, the Big Bang Theory Seven will officially take shape. By then, as long as the relationship between Owen and Sheldon has risen to that of good friends, Penny and the other three can also Provide Owen with a good friend-level presence.

Therefore, Owen is not concerned about managing his relationship with Penny.

PS: Thanks to book friend 20180804015319419 for the reward!