My Koi Sister is Three and a Half Years Old

Chapter 250 God licks the dog

 Fu Jiuxiao was depressed.

The last gift I received was a big caterpillar...

 Speaking of which, those bugs are still being raised. In the past, there were only one or two, and a palace servant took care of them.

 In more than half a year, the number has grown to more than 20, and there is even an additional position in the palace.

 Insect Keeper.

It counts as promoting employment.

 The gift I received this time was to bury a dragon.

"Do you like it? Is this color good-looking? The boss said this color and pattern are the prettiest. When it's still alive, it can be kept as an ornament." Suisui looked at him eagerly, with a look of anticipation on his face.

 Fu Jiuxiao: You old man, I really can’t say anything to praise you!

 The **** rides on the horse and uses the urn as an ornament.

“The boss also gave me a gift.” Suisui dug and dug, and took out another thin piece of clothing, black and gray.

 Fu Jiuxiao spread out...

Well, you don’t even need to buy a shroud when he dies.

off the shelf.

Fu Jiuxiao asked the prince to accept it with an expressionless face: "Wait, wait until I am dead and then use it." Fu Jiuxiao gritted his teeth, and his teeth were creaking.

"It's okay, I'll just send it to you later, you're welcome. Which one of us will follow the other..." Suisui acted like two brothers.

 Speaking mysteriously, he took out a booklet from his pocket.

"This was found in the Imperial Master's house. Please help me find out where his inheritance is hidden? Is there any secret written in it? I can't read..." I only recognized half of it.

 The kind that recognizes half of the characters.

"Go to school on the sixth day of the first lunar month. How can the goddess speak properly if you don't know how to read..." Fu Jiuxiao had a headache. Fortunately, the Yan family was going to Beijing today, so there was always someone who could take care of this devil.

 “I don’t write to believers.” Suisui rolled her eyes.

 “Heh…” Fu Jiuxiao sneered.

 He found that Suisui's biggest problem was not literacy.

 It’s her distorted interpretation, and her distorted interpretation is simply fatal.

Fu Jiuxiao took the booklet, turned to the first page, and frowned slightly.

“This... is actually a dog-licking diary?”

 Fu Jiuxiao was extremely shocked.

 It seems that this is not the brochure of the National Master.

 “She was born extremely beautiful, and all the words in the world are not enough to describe her beauty.”

“Her eyes are beautiful, giving people a particularly comfortable and gentle feeling, no more, no less, just two.”

“This is the first time I saw her. It was raining lightly outside, and she was kneeling quietly on the futon. She was as beautiful as a painting..."

"Other gods are very popular and have countless followers, but she is the only one kneeling in front of me. She has never gone to other gods. She is my only believer. At this moment, I really want to hear her voice. I want to Fulfill her wish..."

 I appeared in front of her and asked her: "You are my only believer here. What do you want? I am willing to show my true body for you."

"But she didn't move at all, her eyes were dull. It turned out... that she was blind."

 “Such beautiful eyes are actually blind.”

“I spoke to her, but she didn’t answer. She was deaf and dumb.”

 “She is a pitiable woman...I decided to stay with her.”

Fu Jiuxiao's face became weirder the more he looked at it. He shook his head while looking at it, his face full of disgust and disdain.

　　　　　… Idiot, you are so stupid that you don’t know it.”

“He said she was silent, but he gave half of his voice to her?” “He said she couldn’t see, so he gave her an eyeball?”

“He said that she had no sense of taste, so half of her sense of taste was given to her.

"Where did this silly boy come from? Can silly boy be a god? Did he ascend to the Tao because of his stupidity?" Fu Jiuxiao was stunned.

 There is something even more unacceptable to Fu Jiuxiao.

The book also records: "Everyone in the world says that she is close to me because I am powerful and I am a god. Oh, it is really interesting. There are so many powerful gods in the world, why does she only believe in me? She must have different views on me. . Therefore, the words of the world cannot be trusted. They must be jealous of me." Fu Jiuxiao's face turned dark.

 Why do you still practice self-hypnosis?

“I took her to see spring, summer, autumn and winter, took her through severe cold and scorching heat, and took her to all parts of the world. I think I must be the person who has accompanied her the most.”

“She hates rain. Whenever it rains, she looks at me sadly...with a melancholy look on her face.”

"She probably doesn't want to be a burden to me. Gods have endless longevity and cultivation, but she is a mortal, and her hundred years of life are gone in an instant. In order not to be a burden to me, she ran away again and again, and every time I would kill her When I got it back, she looked at me sadly, and I was extremely moved, so I gave her half of my life span..."

The more Fu Jiuxiao watched, the angrier he became: "Suisui, look, look, this is licking the dog, licking the dog, licking the dog, licking until there is nothing left."

“Don’t read it, don’t read it! The more you read it, the angrier it becomes!” It also records a lot of dog-licking behavior.

When watching fireworks during the New Year, if someone compliments the fireworks on how beautiful they are, he will spend a hundred years cultivating himself to blow up the fireworks.

 Once every hundred years, every hundred years, fireworks exploded all night long.

 In the end, the girl was moved to tears.

That girl likes flowers, so he releases drop by drop of divine blood, and each drop of blood turns into an undefeated flower.

　　Well, I opened a mountain for her.

Fu Jiuxiao didn't know if he would be with that mortal in the end, so he turned directly to the last page.

 The last page was blank, Fu Jiuxiao thought, the answer might lie in Sheng Yuan.

“Suisui, you must never choose this kind of licking in the future. It’s boring and your IQ is not high. If you choose to influence the next generation, do you understand?”

Suisui nodded and wrote down the matter solemnly.

"Okay, after you finish this work, brother Jiuxiao will take you to Shengyuan to have a look. See what happened to the dog licker..." Fu Jiuxiao looked like he was watching a good show, and even felt a bit gloating about his misfortune.

 You deserve to be licked by a dog, hahahaha.

Just as he was talking, someone from the palace came to report.

 “The Yan family has entered Beijing.”

Suisui immediately jumped down from the dragon chair and skipped away happily.

 Haven’t even looked back.

Fu Jiuxiao looked disappointed, sitting on a dragon chair covered with a tiger skin coat and covered with flowers. Two ears were made on the dragon chair, which was very childish and princess-like.

 I feel a little empty in my heart.

“You said Suisui, do you really think that I am one of your own family members?”

The prince lowered his eyes and looked at him. Before he could think of an explanation, he saw that the emperor had already made up his own reasons.

 “Of course you have me in your heart.”

"She gave me a gift. Although I won't be able to use it for the time being, she gave it to me anyway. Otherwise, why didn't she give it to someone else? Eunuch Wang, don't you think so?" Fu Jiuxiao was at this moment. The urn is also more pleasing to the eye.

"Moreover, she also knew that I like black, so she chose a black one with patterns for me. She has made money from crying, but she is still willing to buy me a gift. Do you think she has me in her heart, right?" Fu Jiuxiao Face full of affirmation.

 The prince and his father-in-law were sluggish all over.

 Take a deep breath.

 “Your Majesty, you are right.” Your Majesty…

 You are quite similar to the **** licking the dog in that book.

 (End of this chapter)