Live Fortune Telling: Girl, Your Girlfriend Made You Green

838: Only catch me, it's not fair

A red dust mirror appeared in Ye Xuan's hand.

Red Dust Mirror starts playing:

Zheng Haishan sells things in the hardware store with his girlfriend every day.

In the afternoon, Zheng Haishan took out the cash for the day from the cashier, squatted at the door and counted the cash, placing the cash one by one on the ground to count.

Zheng Haishan's girlfriend came to persuade:

"Haishan, people come and go here, everyone is watching, how can you put all the money on the ground.

Zheng Haishan laughed and said:

"What do you know, if I don't count the money like this, how will others know that I have money?"

Zheng Haishan's girlfriend worried and said:

"But this will make others jealous. What if you come to steal money?"

Zheng Haishan waved his hand:

"How is this possible, there is surveillance here, and now that the security of the Xia country is so good, who will come to grab it? It will be fine.

"Even if someone wants to snatch it, they only dare to snatch it in their hearts, then make them jealous."

"Who gave me a good life, I was born handsome and had a beautiful girlfriend like you, and I can make money by opening a hardware store. 99

"Haha, if I don't let others know, isn't it a loss for me?"

Zheng Haishan's girlfriend was speechless. Seeing that he couldn't persuade him, she had no choice but to do it.

Every day, Zheng Haishan is doing the same action, and there are countless pedestrians on the road, including a bald man.

The other passers-by were normal, but this bald man couldn't help staring at the money on the ground several times.

Time passed.

last night.

After Zheng Haishan closed the door, the bald man began to act.

In the middle of the night, when no one was there, the bald man used a tool to pry open the door of the hardware store, then entered the store, took an axe from the hardware store, cut the cash register in half, took out the drawer, and then imitated Zheng Haishan. , throw the money inside to the ground and count.

After waiting for the count, the bald man was satisfied and left swaggeringly.

After leaving, he politely helped to close the door of the shop.

The screen ends.

Silence all over the place.

All netizens:

"Pfft, this is more hilarious than I thought. 35

"Isn't it courting death by putting money on the ground to show off these two people?

"Xia Guo is safe, but this is not the reason for you to do this.

"Why don't you take out all the money in your bank and put it out on the street for others to see?

"I have never seen such a mentally retarded person."

"I'm dying of laughter, because I'm afraid no one will come to steal me?"

Bald man:

"See if you don't, he seduced me to steal the 0.."

Policemen:

"Big brother... You are seducing people to commit crimes."

Zheng Haishan blushed:

"I...I...I just want to show off, is that wrong?"5

Ye Xuan:

"You're right, it's just that you have to bear the consequences yourself."

"The bald man was also at fault, he was caught stealing something.

Policemen:

"Master Ye really understands the law, that's right, that's how he was sentenced."

"Zheng Haishan, we want to verbally criticize you, your actions are problematic!

"And bald, you steal and commit a crime!

When the bald man saw that he was about to be arrested, he was anxious: 4.9

"No! Wait, I still have something to say."

Police:

"you say.

The bald man pointed at Ye Xuan:

"Master Lin, I'm not convinced, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have been arrested.

"There are thousands of people who commit crimes in this world, why do you come to arrest me? Are there no more crimes than me? Not only are there, but there are more, but you don't arrest them, you only arrest them. Me, it's not fair!"