Live Fortune Telling: Girl, Your Girlfriend Made You Green

836: You asked me to steal you

Ye Xuan said lightly, "Have you noticed that every day a middle-aged man will pass by the door of your hardware store?"

Zheng Haishan didn't even think about it: "I have a good memory, every person who comes to my store to buy something, as long as they buy it once, I can remember it.

"If I remember correctly, there are dozens of people passing by the door of my shop every day, and if you want to talk about middle-aged men, there are several, I don't know where?

Ye Xuan: "The one with the bald head.

Zheng Haishan stared: "Is he the one who stole my shop? He looks like a wage earner who goes to work every day, why would he steal things, but only from me! 99

Ye Xuan is half-smiling: "You can just ask him if you don't. 55

The reason why the bald head stole Zheng Haishan's money is very funny, 990 Ye Xuan didn't want to say it.

Zheng Haishan saw that Ye Xuan didn't want to say anything, so he didn't ask.

Every day around this time, the bald head would pass by his hardware store.

Netizens:

"Wait, what's the situation?

"Master Ye, just talk about it, you can't laugh by yourself.

"I'm thinking, what's the reason for stealing something?"

"Maybe it's all Zheng Haishan's fault."

"Haha, it can't be Zheng Haishan letting others steal his money."

Zheng Haishan rolled his eyes: "You guys are really imaginative, and I'm not a fool, how could I take the initiative to let others steal my money? 99

While he was talking, a middle-aged man with a bald head turned to look at Zheng Haishan at a roadside hardware store.

Zheng Haishan rushed up and grabbed the bald man's arm with one hand: "Stop for me!"

Bald man: "What are you doing?"

Zheng Haishan: "I ask you, did you steal the money from my shop?

The bald man was startled, but did not deny: "It's me.

Zheng Haishan exploded in situ: "You tm, you are so arrogant to steal the money from my store! How dare you appear in front of me!"

The bald man looked indifferent: "It's not that I want to steal your money, but you blame yourself, you asked me to steal your money.

Zheng Haishan resisted the urge to hit someone: "I don't even know you, and I (acej) didn't say a word to you, when did I let you steal my money? Am I sick? 35

The bald-headed man said confidently: "Every day at this time of day, you will squat at the door of the store with a big pile of money, and let me see every day, you are not seducing me to commit a crime, you are not telling you that I have money, let me come steal your money?

Zheng Haishan heard this, his head buzzing, he admitted that he did this every day to show off, but he didn't expect to attract thieves.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were happy:

"***6666"

"This time the criminal didn't make me angry, it made me feel like stealing was awesome. 99

"Zheng Haishan knows all day long that he is finished and deserves to be stolen."9

"You have to know how to keep a low profile, you know?"

"It turns out that everyone thought that Zheng Haishan deserved to be stolen.

"Haha, forgive me for giving the thief a thumbs up."9

"Pfft, you really let someone steal it.

"These two people are fools. One foolishly let others steal, the other foolish. They are a pair of living treasures."

"It's really a crouching dragon and phoenix."

"Well, there's no need to call the police, you two can solve it in private."