"Immortal Chief, this is too eccentric, isn't it? I actually arranged so many women for Brother Monkey, but my old pig only has one spring thirty mother?"

In the country of Baoxiang, Zhu Bajie hummed and chirped, complaining with a dissatisfied face.

"Bajie, what are you talking nonsense? We are monks, and we pay attention to the emptiness of the four major families, and we must not remember the earthly marriage..." Tang Seng immediately frowned, and counted bitterly on the side.

"Come on, don't I just say it casually, Master, why did you start again..."

Zhu Bajie muttered and hurriedly shut up.

Master's words in such a serious manner were even more terrifying than reciting the mantra.

In the theater, Sun Wukong sat in his position with a loveless face.

In such a short film of less than three hours, Mu You actually arranged three women for him.

He couldn't tell whether Mu You was good or bad for him.

However, what made Sun Wukong speechless was still to come.

Next, the Bull Demon King wanted to marry Zixia, and at this time, Princess Iron Fan happened to come to the Niu Mansion.

If you want to talk about Mrs. Niu's appearance, it is really full of aura.

As soon as I heard the name of the lady, I was facing a group of arrogant bull demon kings, and I was almost stunned.

The Supreme Treasure found Zixia in the courtyard, and at this time Zixia was angry about the heart of the Supreme Treasure, and when she saw the Supreme Treasure, she immediately drew her sword and pointed at him.

So there is the following classic dialogue.

"At that time, the sword was only 0.01 centimeters from my throat, but after a quarter of a pillar of incense, the mistress of this sword will fall in love with me completely, because I decided to tell a lie..."

Supreme Treasure used a tearful affectionate confession to successfully make Zixia change her mind and completely fall.

Seeing Zixia like an innocent little girl who longs for love, convinced of the words of the Supreme Treasure, many female viewers couldn't help but scold the scumbag of the Supreme Treasure in their hearts.

"But I don't think he's lying..."

Bai Jingjing looked at the Supreme Treasure on the screen with a smile.

Tears can lie, but eyes don't.

What the Supreme Treasure said was not a lie, but these words were not said to Zixia, but to Bai Jingjing.

Maybe many people will think that the Supreme Treasure is a scumbag, but Bai Jingjing will not.

A man who is willing to bear the infamy for the sake of the woman he loves, and who wants to get the moonlight treasure box by any means and go back to find his lover, is not only not a scumbag in her eyes, but also the most infatuated man in the world.

"So, that's where 'love you for 10,000 years' comes from?"

Ao Jingjing next to her whispered in Mu You's ear.

The little Lori in the front row also looked back at Mu You strangely.

Before, Mu You gave the stick an inexplicable name of 'love you for 10,000 years', and now the two finally understand the reason.

Mu You nodded: "This is indeed the source, but if you want to talk about the specific origin, it should be another movie..."

Sun Wukong listened beside him, and originally wanted to ask.

But at this time, there was a more exciting plot on the screen.

"Tell me what's going on?"

Princess Iron Fan pulled Supreme Treasure aside to inquire about the situation.

"I told you, sister-in-law!"

"You call me sister-in-law?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, it's supposed to be Mrs. Niu..."

"Good, good... In the past, when I watched the moon, I was called Xiao Tiantian, but now the new person is better than the old person, and I call him Mrs. Niu?"

"Britney?"

Sun Wukong and the Supreme Treasure in the movie are almost in unison.

"Do you think I've worked so hard to come here for this stinky cow?

"Brother Monkey is too strong, even my sister-in-law dares to seduce!"

In Baoxiang Country, the three masters and apprentices were dumbfounded.

Zhu Bajie looked disdainful, and laughed at my old pig all day long just thinking about marrying a daughter-in-law, you monkey is much more than my old pig!

And in the theater, Sun Wukong has no waves, and he doesn't even bother to complain.

At this time, he remembered for no reason that the monk often chanted, 'color is emptiness, emptiness is color', which seemed to make sense.

"Alas, Brother Xian, it's really hard for you. "

When they saw the Bull Demon King in the play say this, everyone couldn't help but mourn for the green cow on his head.

"Aren't you afraid that the Bull Demon King will come to you desperately?"

The dragon girl next to her glanced at Mu You with a strange face.

"Honestly... I didn't think about it that much..."

Mu You touched his nose a little embarrassed.

"The soldiers will come to block, and the water will cover the earth. "

After nightfall, Supreme Treasure was about to go to Zixia for an appointment, but was stopped by two junior disciples on the way and taken to the prison where the master was.

Thus, another classic famous scene was born.

I have to say that there are really many famous scenes in Journey to the West.

Especially in the lower part of Cinderella, there are classics almost everywhere.

"Wukong, do you know what Dangdang Dang is?"

"What's the matter?"

"Dangdangdang, that is... only~you, can accompany me to take the Western Scriptures, only~you, can kill demons and eliminate demons..."

In the film, Tang Seng suddenly began to sing, which caught all the audience off guard.

"I'll come with the black cauldron, send you to death, do your best for all sentient beings, sacrifice is also worth it, Nan Wu Amitabha~"

In Baoxiang Middle School, the tenor's voice echoed in the room.

Bajie and Sha Seng next to him all looked at Tang Seng with shocked faces, as if they had seen some kind of strange creature.

"Master, Master, this... Are you really singing?" asked the sand monk in disbelief.

Tang Seng hurriedly bowed his head to Amitabha Buddha, and his face rarely showed an emotion called 'embarrassment'.

"This is also a song?"

"I'll carry the black pot, send you to death, this lyrics... It's funny!"

"That serious Elder Tang can actually sing..."

......

There was an uproar in the theater.

Many people watched this paragraph in amazement.

I only feel that the image of the holy monk in "Journey to the West" seems to have been completely subverted in this song.

Sun Wukong was also dumbfounded.

"My mother, the monk actually opened his mouth..."

When he came back to his senses, Sun Wukong couldn't help but hug his arms, only to feel goosebumps all over his body.

Didn't anyone stop him? It's even more terrible than his chanting!

"Oh, your mother is big, you're endless! Completely ignore people, I can't stand you, you're here, I'll stab you to death!"

The Supreme Treasure in the film, as if he heard his prayers, hammered Tang Seng to the ground with one punch, finally calmed the world, and then fled in a panic.

Tang Seng got up from the ground, but he looked at the Supreme Treasure unswervingly: "Wukong, even if you stab me to death, why mourn in life, and why suffer in death." When you understand the sacrifice of life, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me!"

"Even if my grandson dies, I won't sing this kind of song with you!

Sun Wukong wailed in his heart.

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