Jiayou's Fun

Shuiyun Temple and Qingyun Temple are only separated by two mountains and a river.

The river is named 'Spring Flower', and the mountains are 'Autumn' and 'Moon'.

Look, what an elegant and Zen-like name!

Lu Qian led thousands of old monks and great monks from Qingyun Temple in the middle of the night, carrying swords, guns and sticks, lighting lanterns and torches, riding on the strong wind, and whizzing forward all the way close to the ground. The songs he sang were just like the ones he sang. The name of this mountain and the name of the river are related.

There are hundreds of flowers in spring and a moon in autumn, and there is a cool breeze in summer and snow in winter. If there is nothing to worry about, it is a good time of year.

Lu Qian sang happily. Fa Jing, Fa Ming, Fa Sheng and other old monks gathered around him, opening their mouths as if they had just been coated with three kilograms of sesame oil, praising Lu Qian with smooth tongues.

What kind of song is deafening and enlightening, like a true Buddha preaching, making people realize how to return to their lost ways in the world of mortals.

The lyrics are about being transcended from the dust, having great purity and freedom, seeing through the confusion of dust.

In short, there are countless nice things to say.

Think about it, these old monks can coax ladies from high-ranking officials and noble families into confusion. How can they be inferior in their tongue skills?

Climb the mountain peak, fly down the cliff, and drive for more than ten miles to reach the Chunhua River.

On the river, which was no more than three miles wide, a group of bald monks flew easily across the river. Then a strong wind flew easily over a dozen miles and climbed to the top of the mountain. A lake below reflected the moonlight, and the lake was like a mirror. Next to it, large peonies bloomed extremely gorgeously, and among the peonies were dotted nunneries that stretched for miles.

Shuiyun Temple.

An ancient temple as famous as Qingyun Temple.

The current abbot of Shuiyun Temple, Hongyu Master Tai, is not sitting as the abbot of Shuiyun Temple today.

To the west of Shuiyun Temple, at the foot of the mountain, there is a temple called Mukan Temple. The temple covers a large area, with a high-walled courtyard and dense forests. There are countless vicious dogs in the temple, and there are fortifications and watchtowers everywhere. , the defense is extremely tight.

Mukan Temple is the lower courtyard of Shuiyun Nunnery, and it is famous to the outside world. Mukan Temple is responsible for Shuiyun Nunnery's logistics procurement, temple property management, and even safety protection.

In fact, Mukan Temple has a group of fierce monks who are the peripheral thugs of Shuiyun Temple and specialize in helping Shuiyun Temple do some shameful things.

In Mukan Temple, those ferocious monks with good cultivation and strong cultivation were busy fighting with the great monks of Qingyun Temple to steal customers.

As for those fierce monks in Mukan Temple who have not been able to embark on the path of cultivation and can only practice secular martial arts, the targets they deal with are the tenants of Shuiyun Temple... what about collecting rents, loan sharking, and forcing good people to send their daughters to the temple? Being a nun in Shuiyun Temple and so on are all good things they did.

Master Hongyu, you are in the abbot’s room of Mukan Temple tonight.

She sat cross-legged on the cloud bed, playing with a string of clear red jade beads worth more than 100,000 clouds with both hands. She had a pair of watery red phoenix eyes. From time to time, she looked at the wooden sill, who was sitting on a chair beside her, with a tall and majestic body like a bear. The abbot of the temple, Iron Buddha Monk.

Monk Iron Buddha, with half-step cultivation of golden lotus, is as strong as Abbot Fajing of Qingyun Temple.

He is the abbot of Mukan Temple, the protector of Shuiyun Nunnery, and an old friend of Master Hongyu who has been friends for hundreds of years... When Master Hongyu was in Shuiyun Nunnery, she was just a little nun responsible for making pills. , she hooked up with Monk Tiefo.

Monk Iron Buddha, who looked to be in his early thirties, opened his eyes slightly and looked at Master Hongyu: You are upset!

Master Hongyu glanced at him angrily: Can we stop the chaos? The mountain-protecting Buddha formation in Qingyun Temple, but those dead bald donkeys...

Hongyu Master Tai and Iron Buddha Monk both coughed at the same time. Hongyu Master Tai gently patted her red and tender mouth and laughed dryly: That Buddha Formation has been blessed by those dead monks from generation to generation. The aunt who came down...ahem...but she spent all of Saisuiunan's savings in the past ten years in exchange for such a 'formation-breaking cone'.

As if glaring at Monk Iron Buddha fiercely, Master Hongyu said coldly: If this thing is done and Princess Jincheng dies in Qingyun Temple, I will make that old bald man Fajing suffer a big loss. We can be confident that Qingyun Temple will be sealed up.

If it doesn't work out... Master Hongyu patted her chest hard: My heart aches... After ten years of savings, won't I have to eat chaffy vegetables next?

Monk Tiefo smiled slightly: Don't worry, that formation-breaking cone is a good thing from the Dayin Mountain market auction in the Yan Dynasty. It is a formation-breaking weapon refined by a real formation master... That master is at least a golden lotus. With such a high level of cultivation, it’s just like the mountain-protecting Buddha array in Qingyun Temple, haha.”

Waving his hands, Monk Tiefo said calmly: The disciples I sent out are all masters of crossing walls and houses. Have they ever made any mistakes? Let's not mention anything else...

Monk Tiefo lowered his voice: In the past ten years, the little girls you have taken a liking to in Xiyun City were not all created by them running into each other's houses at night? How many little girls with delicate skin and tender flesh from high-ranking families, The home is so heavily guarded, haven’t they taken over?”

Monk Tiefo laughed and said: Those little girls have become your cash cow now... There is a precedent here, what are you worried about?

Monk Iron Buddha confidently patted his muscular chest and said with a low smile: At this point, those bastards from Qingyun Temple must be in the dark. With the power of the Buddha Formation protecting the mountain, they never thought But, will we take action against their big benefactor?”

Shaking his head, Monk Tiefo wiped a wisp of saliva from the corner of his mouth.

What a pity. Princess Jincheng is so tender and her status is so noble...why doesn't she come to Shuiyun Temple? Is it possible that Monk Fajing has a stronger body and better kung fu than Buddha and I?

Master Hongyu smiled charmingly: That's fine, maybe!

Monk Tiefo smiled strangely, Hey, hey. He was about to say some flirtatious words to his lover when the strange cry of the young monk suddenly came from outside.

Yeah? It's so weird. How can it be foggy at this time of year and in this morning light?

Grandmaster, Grandmaster, look at it, this fog is so weird, and why did it cover such a large area so quickly?

Monk Iron Buddha and Master Hongyu were stunned, and rushed out of the abbot at the same time. With a stamp of their feet, they rushed into the air a hundred feet above the ground and looked around.

Just as the young monk said, in the territory of Shuiyun Nunnery, the milk-colored, thick and sticky water mist is coming out loudly, especially in the big lake at the entrance of Shuiyun Nunnery, the water mist is like boiling water. Keep squirting out.

In just a few breaths, white water mist has enveloped an area of ​​dozens of miles in radius. The water mist that is ten feet high has covered all the buildings in Shuiyue Temple except for the tallest pagodas. in.

Two bright moons emitted bright moonlight, shining on the undulating water mist like sea waves.

The water mist rolled, and the moonlight cast a series of magnificent neon lights on the surface of the water mist.

This is... Master Hongyu was stunned: At this time of year, there shouldn't be fog around Xiyun City, even in the mountains and forests... Moreover, with such a beautiful moonlight, this...

Monk Tiefo's face turned gloomy.

He groaned, and a metal clang sounded in the abbot's room below. A set of extremely heavy armor flew out, and Carrara was draped on him.

He pulled out a heavy demon-conquering pestle and put it on his shoulder. He gritted his teeth and said in a cold voice: Children, take action. Something is not right. I'm afraid some monsters are coming!

Above the thick fog, a whirlwind roared.

In the whirlwind, Lu Qian, together with the monks such as Fa Jing, rushed out of the mist on the whirlwind and rushed towards Hongyu Master Tai and Iron Buddha Monk closely following the mist.

Monk Fajing laughed loudly and said: Monsters and ghosts? Haha, you are just monsters and ghosts... I have cultivated a pair of discerning eyes. Once I see you, you are not a good person!

It is my duty as a Buddhist disciple to subdue demons and demons!

Ruby, Iron Buddha, you Shuiyun Temple has done many evil things and is full of evil deeds. It is simply a heinous crime that cannot be forgiven. Today, I am here to collect you evildoers in accordance with the wishes of the Buddha!

Master Hongyu was stunned.

Monk Tiefo was stunned.

The two looked at each other, and Master Hongyu gritted her silver teeth and said angrily: Look at the good deeds done by your useless disciples... it's simply...

The Iron Buddha monk roared and rushed forward with the demon-subduing pestle.

Master Hongyu's scolding made Monk Iron Buddha extremely angry. He said sternly: Fajing, since you came to the door today, then it's either you or...

Lu Qian threw the diamond sword in his hand casually.

There was no infusion of magic power, no magical power, just like a child throwing a slate at a frog, throwing the diamond sword at the Iron Buddha monk.

Monk Iron Buddha laughed strangely, and swung the demon-subduing pestle at the Vajra Sword, hoping to blow the Vajra Sword away and give Lu Qian a good look.

There was a loud noise, and the Demon-Conquering Pestle was smashed into pieces. Monk Iron Buddha didn't even have time to let out a scream before he was hit by the Vajra Sword and fell to the ground from the air.

A huge hole was made in the ground.

The iron Buddha monk was smashed to pieces by the diamond sword. The relics in his body, which were the size of a fist and were all pink and stained with impurities, were also shattered by the blow of the diamond sword. Not even a trace of the imprint of the soul could be retained, and it was completely destroyed by violence.

Lu Qian waved his right hand, and the diamond sword flew up out of the air and fell back into his hand.

He waved his diamond sword and pointed at the stunned and stiff Hongyu Shitai: Go and take down that witch!

Lu Qian looked at Master Hongyu and felt blind.

In the middle of the night, Hongyu Shitai, who looked like she was only in her early twenties, was wearing a monk's robe, but it was obviously hollow. Her scalp was shaved smooth, and a thin layer of sesame oil putty was applied on it, which reflected a dazzling light in the moonlight.

The red jade master's wife, who has delicate skin and tender flesh, is rouged and powdered, and wears various bracelets and necklaces on her wrists.

The monk's robe she was wearing was an aqua silk robe, and the shape was quite serious... But under the aqua monk's robe, she was wearing a pair of beautifully embroidered red shoes!

Lu Qian's mouth twitched as he saw it.

Red embroidered shoes, does he have a psychological shadow on this thing?

When Fa Jing heard Lu Qian's order, he immediately laughed wildly and rushed towards Hongyu Master while drooling: Master, I want to discuss Buddhism with you tonight. Please give me some advice!