It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

Chapter 251: Happy out of the box

Twenty minutes later, looking at the two big cardboard boxes in front of him, Su Chen wanted to cry without tears.

What kind of human suffering is this Nima...Two big box blades...

When others open the box, they are all in a joyful mood, but when he opens the box, he probably doesn't have any other moods besides wanting to cry.

Opening the cardboard box, there are all kinds of strange and big and small express parcels, which are basically sent anonymously.

Open a package at will.

Inside the package is a beautiful gift box, beautifully tied with a ribbon, and there is an envelope on the outside.

Just like those Valentine's Day gift bags on Taobao, don't be too bright in red and pink.

Su Chen was taken aback by this unexpected contrast.

Huh?

Could it be true, as the store manager Xu said, is the small gift sent by the fan failed?

With such a little surprise, Su Chen first took out the envelope and glanced at it.

There is a handsome handwritten small print on it.

"Hello, teacher Xiaogui, I am a loyal fan of your novels. "Violet Evergarden" is really good-looking. This is a little gift I prepared to show my meager support."

After a paragraph of text, three small red hearts were hooked with a red pen, and a simple face expression was hand-painted, revealing a strong and lovely flavor as a whole.

Such a pleasing package...

At first glance, it was sent by her loyal female fan.

Su Chenle blossomed, and even the speed of removing the ribbon in his hand started to speed up unconsciously.

Unexpectedly, a female fan sent such a lovely gift to herself.

This is really Sparassi!

After tinkering for a long time, untie the ribbon.

However, when Su Chen took a closer look and saw exactly what the so-called gift was inside, he was a little dumbfounded.

Inside, there are actually densely packed small paper bags, each of which is clearly printed with the words "Medical XXX Model Surgical Blade", neatly stacked in the gift box.

In a sense, it is indeed pleasing to the eye...

But what the **** is this Nima?

What about a good gift?

Show me this when you open the gift box? I'm cracked!

After being depressed, after careful observation, Su Chen also found that there was still a piece of paper pressed down at the bottom of the gift box. If he hadn't read it for a while, he might not have seen it.

Unfolding the note, there is a sentence that made him almost vomit blood.

"Author, dog thief, don't you really think I will send you a gift? No, do you?"

Unlike the vicious and grassy content, the text on it is clean and handsome.

Look at the handwriting and the cliff is left by the same person.

Good guy, this hand is reversed, and it is true that he has been shown.

Sure enough, I think this group of readers are cute...I think too much.

This big box of gifts, it is estimated that it is definitely a different kind of blade.

The last inexplicable expectation in my heart also disappeared.

Su Chen sighed and started to unpack the box.

He is even considering in advance whether he should open a blade store to make a fortune or not.

Another hour passed.

On Weibo, Su Chen’s Xiaogui account was updated with a new activity.

Labor and capital are the deity of the little vampire:

"Lightning Strike Library has already forwarded everyone's gifts to me. It took an hour to open the express. The readers who left messages in the package, the author also checked one by one. Thank you for your support. The author has already felt your enthusiasm! (Moved to cry.jpg

A heart-wrenching speech.

Those who didn't know thought that Su Chen was really moved.

But only he himself knows what kind of torture he has experienced during this hour of unpacking.

All kinds of mocking messages mixed in the package, as well as different kinds of blades, almost refreshed Su Chen's cognition.

For the first time, he felt that the workers who produced the blades were really awesome, able to produce so many different patterns of blades.

mmp.

For the scalpel blades alone, he has received three different models, and he can definitely visit an exhibition hall to display all kinds of beautiful blades.

Except for high-end products such as surgical blades.

He also received various metal blades such as razors, eyebrow trimmers, paper cutters, utility knives and so on.

Good guy, a big reward for the whole blade.

Even more outrageous, he also sent him nail clippers, fruit knives, pencil sharpeners...

? ? ?

He is very puzzling.

Are they all demons?

As long as it is something with a knife word, I sent it over. Do you have any misunderstandings about the blade?

Or do you feel that the five elements in your fate are missing a knife?

I'm gonna!

When I remembered that after finishing the knives for a long time, Su Chen had an urge to curse.

But this is not the most annoying.

The most annoying is that these very troublesome readers gave him various notes in the package.

After reading it, he can give him the kind of amusement.

"In this world, there are no blades that don't need to be sent, Teacher Little Ghost~" This is a kind of stubborn message.

"Have you seen this big bag of blades? How should I write the second volume, the author should be a little bit forced, right?" This is a crazy suggestive type.

"Eat my blade! Humph, the author, if you dare to abuse me, I will send you the blade." This is a straightforward type.

"Medical scalpel blades, there are two different latest models in 2020. No other meaning. Teacher Xiaogui can use it for a pedicure..." This is the reason why people want to laugh when they see it~www.novelmtl.com~ In short, the different notes from various fans can be regarded as adding a lot of flavoring to his unboxing process-the sand sculpture messages can always make him happy, saying that the flavoring is nothing wrong.

Especially the last one above.

God tm scalpel pedicure.

I'm so... I don't know where to start vomiting.

Su Chen wiped his sweat.

And on his Weibo, which has received much attention.

Many readers who successfully sent the blade, saw that the author himself posted such a "moving" dynamic, they couldn't help running to the bottom and interacting wildly.

"I hope people are okay."

"Hahaha, it seems to have received our gift."

"Hey, Teacher Xiaogui is so touched (dog head

"This wave, this wave is polite and affectionate."

"The author, old thief, are you moved?

Author: Don't dare to move, don't dare to move. "

"Little ghost teacher likes the gifts I send so much? Then I will send more next time (laughs

A group of readers who have successfully sent the blade commented vigorously.

But there are also some fans who don't know why they are puzzled by the comments of this group of people.

"What do you mean by sending gifts?"

No, one of the netizens asked curiously under the previous comment.

The floor master smirked and replied: "It's meaningless, literally, it's just to send some necessities to Teacher Xiaogui."