In this weird world, I can consecrate the gods

Walking back to the house, Cui Yu began to practice martial arts. The next day, he glanced at the chained Zhu Wuneng, then put his bamboo basket on his back and went to hunt pigweed in the mountains.

Let's talk about the Miaoshan Master. After he realized that Zhu Wuneng had gone missing and fell into the hands of Cui Yu, his whole person became bad.

He rushed to Lijiacun in a hurry, looking for opportunities all the way, and arrived at where Cui Yu was. Sure enough, he saw Zhu Wuneng who was tied up in the yard and was worse than dead.

When he saw Miao Shan, Zhu Wu Neng rolled over and got up. As if he was seeing a relative, his eyes filled with tears and he quickly stretched out his hoof to shake.

You evil beast, you don't even know how to repent, and you dare to come out and show off your evil! Miao Shan scolded Zhu Wuneng with a bad look on his face.

Zhu Wuneng lost the ability to speak at this time, but his hooves softened and he knelt on the ground, constantly begging Miaoshan for mercy.

Miao Shan swept through the house and saw that Cui Yu was not there. He opened the door and walked into the yard. He was about to reach out to disconnect the iron wire, but then he stopped and said, That's not right! Zhu Wuneng is the Supreme Being of the Ancient Canopy Water, and he is covered in flesh and blood. Steel and iron bones are indestructible. Even a canopy from childhood cannot be damaged by a strong person with less than a calamity. What's more, it's just a piece of iron wire? And it's the simplest iron wire?

Miaoshan paused and looked at the wire carefully. His eyes wandered over the wire. Sure enough, in the microscopic world at the deepest part of the wire, he seemed to see a light blue thread.

The sight was looming, turning into a big net, covering Zhu Wuneng's whole body, blocking Zhu Wuneng's energy, blood and abilities.

Miaoshan's face became serious, and the hand she was about to extend slowly withdrew her hand, staring at the blue silk mesh on Zhu Wuneng's body and thinking silently.

How about it? Bodhisattva, you are here to save me, Lao Zhu, from trouble! I, Lao Zhu, are willing to convert to the Great Leiyin Temple and to Buddhism. Zhu Wuneng became anxious, looking at Master Miaoshan who withdrew his palm, and kept kowtowing.

God knows when that lunatic Cui Yu would cut himself out of his mind.

Miao Shan took out a white jade jade bottle in his hand, and then the jade bottle emitted a ray of light, which actually separated the Kunlun Mirror's energy.

Then the white light flashed in his hand and pointed at Zhu Wuneng's nose.

The wire broke and Zhu Wuneng escaped, but the aqua blue wire mesh broke and merged into the depths of Zhu Wuneng's blood.

Seeing this scene, Zhu Wuneng suddenly changed his color.

The silk screen turned into a chain, binding Zhu Wuneng's bloodline. If the chain is not removed, Zhu Wuneng will be a mortal body, and he will not be able to exert any power of the ancient bloodline.

Bodhisattva, please be merciful and help me remove the restrictions on my body. Zhu Wuneng scratched the ground with his front hooves, leaving a trail of marks.

I'm afraid I can't break through this method. Master Miaoshan looked ugly, took back the jade purification bottle, looked at Zhu Wuneng, and said angrily: I asked you to run around, and finally rescued you. Now you are fine, but why? Causing trouble again.”

Zhu Wuneng remained silent, lowering his head and not daring to refute Miao Shan's words.

Even Miao Shan can't save himself, is there anyone else who can save him?

Unless the Buddha and Lao from the Western world come.

What a coincidence, the Buddha is preparing to visit Liangjie Mountain to discuss Taoism with Nanhua Master these days. Maybe he can break the forbidden method on your body by then. However, the forbidden method on your body is an ancient method. It is best to blend with your blood. Don't have too much hope. You are an ancient creature, and even you can't escape, let alone the Buddha and the Elder. The Buddha and the Elder are not omnipotent! Miaoshan pointed at Zhu Wuneng's head and kept scolding him.

While he was scolding, a burst of laughter suddenly came from outside the yard: Oh, I didn't expect that the little master is here, I'm so rude!

Cui Yu was wearing coarse linen clothes, with his trouser legs rolled up and straw sandals, his sleeves rolled up, a hair bag wrapped around his head, and a bundle of pigweed behind his back. He looked at Miao Shan with a dirty face and his eyes were full of joy.

This little nun is so pretty!

Especially the kind of temperament that can be viewed from a distance but not played with, makes people's hearts throb, and they have an urge to worship.

Miaoshan was dressed in white gauze, with a smile on her face. She smiled at Cui Yu and said, It turns out to be Cui Xinshi.

Cui Yu put the pigweed on the ground and suddenly saw Zhu Wuneng's steel wire broken. He couldn't help but change his color. He stepped forward and pulled Miaoshan away from him: Sister, be careful, this beast is very ferocious. I like it the most. Attacking people. Yesterday I was washing in the stream. Unexpectedly, this evil beast brought a rake from nowhere, and set it on my head. It almost smashed my head. Thanks to my protection, otherwise I would have been attacked by this rake. Evil obstacles harm lives.

I saw something strange about this thing. I caught it and was about to raise it for breeding and raise a litter of piglets in the future. Unexpectedly, after a while, he actually bit the wire! Cui Yu looked shocked and stepped forward to push Zhu Wuneng down. On the ground, he took out a steel wire and passed it through Zhu Wuneng's nose and tied it to the side:

This evil beast is naturally vicious. I originally thought that if he had an owner, I would ask his owner for an explanation. But I yelled in the forest for an hour and no one claimed him. I wanted to kill him, but I couldn't. It’s a pity that he lives, it’s better to keep him for breeding.”

Miaoshan opened her mouth, originally wanting to plead for mercy, but she swallowed her words when she heard Cui Yu say, 'ask his master for an explanation.'

But when he heard that Cui Yu was going to use Zhu Wuneng for breeding, his heart trembled and the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily.

This pig doesn't look like an ordinary pig, it looks a bit like a prehistoric alien species. Miaoshan changed the subject: It would be a pity to kill it for meat. How many kilograms of meat can such a small pig have? It would be better Keep it for breeding. In the future, you can eat his descendants, countless alien species from the ancient times.

Zhu Wuneng heard the words and looked at Master Miaoshan, his eyes were full of begging for mercy, especially when he thought about breeding and having his children and grandchildren eaten, Zhu Wuneng couldn't help but shuddered, but unfortunately he couldn't speak.

It would be good to raise it as a mount. Cui Yu took over from the side.

Pigs are much more powerful than tigers and bears.

Although riding a pig doesn’t look good, it’s practical!

As a mount? One of the seven majestic ancestors of Laoshan is going to be a mount for someone?

Miaoshan shuddered: I can’t see it anymore!

I'm just afraid that Laoshan will fight Cui Yu until death.

What are you doing here today, young master? Cui Yu asked.

Miao Shan was at a loss for words for a moment, but facing Zhu Wuneng's pleading eyes, he could only bite the bullet and said: Pinni turned into a pig the day before yesterday, and I always feel that the merit is not enough. Now I want to turn into a pig again, and I hope that the believers will make it happen.

You still want to release them? Cui Yu was stunned and looked at the little nun: Senior Sister, have you ever thought about whether the piglets you released can survive in the mountains? If they are eaten by those wolves, tigers and leopards, it is better to give them to them. I ate it!”

Good deeds must be done after all. If he is eaten by a wolf, insect, tiger or leopard, that will be his fate. And my merits are still my merits. Miaoshan clasped his hands together and said: I also ask the believers to fulfill it.

Cui Yu pointed at the pig pen and said, Which one Master Sister likes, just take it away.

Only this one can't do it! This little pig is too tough and ferocious. If Junior Sister takes him away and asks him to kill you, it will be my fault. Cui Yu pointed again. Zhu Wuneng, stop Miao Shan’s mouth.

Miao Shan was speechless when he heard the words, and all the words he could say were blocked back.

But how can Miao Shan be a simple person?

Why were you blocked by Cui Yu's words?

It doesn't matter. The poor nun has the means to subjugate demons. The more violent he is, the greater the merit will be during the transformation. If he is not ruthless, there will be no merit in the transformation. Miao Shan looked pious and showed a look of I won't go to hell. , who looks like going to hell.

Cui Yu looked at Miao Shan, with her delicate and voluptuous body, what means could she use to subjugate demons?

If you are bitten to death by this little pig, it will only increase your sins!

Besides, the pig himself has to stay for breeding.

Do you have the ability to subjugate demons? Cui Yu looked the little nun up and down. Miao Shan looked at Cui Yu sincerely with a smile on his face.

Can you catch the moon with the stars? Cui Yu asked.

Miao Shan's smile froze on her face. Facing Cui Yu's sincere face, her little fists in her sleeves suddenly clenched tightly, wanting to punch that sunny face.

Look, is this human language?

Picking up the stars and the moon?

There is no such thing as catching the stars and the moon in Kyushu!

Do you know how heavy a star is?

Can it? Cui Yu asked.

Miaoshan's smile was a little stiff and she shook her head: No.

Then can you make up for the holiday? Cui Yu asked again.

Miaoshan's smile disappeared and she couldn't say anything, she just shook her head.

No way! Cui Yu scratched his head: Then can you come back to life?

Facing those pure eyes, Miao Shan lowered her head and said nothing. For some reason, she felt an inexplicable shame in her heart.

You can't even dare to say that you have the ability to slay demons. Cui Yu looked at the little nun who lowered his head. For some reason, he suddenly reached out and touched the little nun's head:

He also said that he believes in Buddhism. Lying and bragging are the biggest taboos in Buddhism. Cui Yu rubbed the little nun's head.

Every man has a perverted mentality of touching a little nun's head.

Cui Yu's palm fell, and time and space seemed to freeze. Zhu Wuneng's eyes widened, he stuffed his hoof into his mouth and bit it, yelling in his heart: What did I see? Someone touched Miaoshan's head? Someone touched Miaoshan's head! Then But it’s so wonderful!”

Zhu Wuneng felt that Cui Yu had reached the peak of his life.

Miao Shan was struck by lightning, her body stiffened, and then she raised her head and looked at Cui Yu blankly: Was her head touched?

Cui Yu met Miao Shan's pure eyes, suddenly smiled awkwardly, and retracted his palm with a sneer: You can't have this pig anymore, let's get another one/This pig is too ferocious, you can't subdue it!

Miao Shan's eyelids trembled, and he clasped his hands together and recited Amitabha, but he was not annoyed. He just looked at Cui Yu with a smile: Although I don't have the incredible power that believers say, I'm just a wild boar, poor. Ni is confident that he can survive.

I don't believe it! You can't even pick up the stars and the moon, yet you dare to claim that you have magical powers! Cui Yu shook his head, trying hard to keep his head from spinning.

Miao Shan had no idea in her mind.

Picking up the stars and the moon?

Even Nan Hua Lao Xian can't do it, right?

Could it be that in your mind, the only way to conquer demons is to pick up the stars and the moon?

How about I make a bet with a believer? Miao Shan changed the subject.

Miao Shan was not angry about Cui Yu's head-touching attack. She was a monk with real power.

Gods and Buddhas will never behave like villains who must retaliate against others, otherwise they would not be gods or Buddhas, but evil gods!

Whether you scold him or slander him, he will never blame you.

He will only sigh that you can't look back and cry for your persistence.

How to gamble? Cui Yu became interested: You, a nun, also gamble? Isn't gambling one of the eight precepts of Buddhism?

Miao Shan was speechless and forced a smile: The poor nun's mood is enough. Tao does not need to stick to formalities.

I will recite a sutra for this little pig. If he can be influenced by me, how about the believers ask me to take this pig away? Miao Shan looked at Cui Yu.

You can transform him by reciting the scriptures once? I don't believe it! If you can transform him, I can ask you to take him away. Cui Yu said with a smile.

Such a delicate and frail little nun can transform into a ferocious wild boar by reciting sutras once? What a joke!

Not far away, a stone in Cui Yu's yard suddenly opened its eyes, showed a strange smile, then slowly closed its eyes and burrowed into the ground.

Seeing this, Miao Shan sat cross-legged on the ground and began to recite scriptures to the pig.

When Zhu Wuneng saw this, he was excited: As expected of a Western sect, he is very good at deceiving people.

Seeing Miao Shan reciting scriptures, Zhu Wuneng was excited. As long as he cooperated with the interpretation and paid homage to be transformed, wouldn't it be done?

Can you get out of trouble?

As for the restrictions on his body, Miao Shan must have a way to get Cui Yu to release them.

As Miao Shan recited sutras, Zen sounds flowed in the yard, and Ganoderma lucidum swayed along with it.

Zhu Wuneng put his hooves together and made a gesture of worship. He fell at Miao Shan's feet, then made a lotus seal with his hooves and sat quietly on the ground.

Look, my acting skills look very similar. Zhu Wuneng said to himself.

But who knows the next moment, an inexplicable irritation suddenly arises in my heart: This Zen sound of Laoshenzi is like a fly buzzing, but it is really annoying to death.

Annoying! Annoying! It's too noisy! It makes my head hurt! Zhu Wuneng was furious, and an evil spirit slowly rose in his heart.

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Cui Yu listened to the sweet Zen music and had to admit that this little nun was indeed quite capable of chanting sutras. Even he felt refreshed and immersed in it.

Ouch~ At this moment, a pig squealed, and then Zhu Wuneng suddenly stood up, exposed the fangs in his mouth, and bit Miao Shan's knee: Smelly bitch, stop reading! It's going to be so noisy!

The voice was full of annoyance, and the pig's snort was full of anger.

boom!

Zhu Wuneng's sudden violence was beyond Miaoshan's expectation. As a result, Miaoshan was unprepared and was knocked to the ground by Zhu Wuneng, crushing countless amounts of Ganoderma lucidum and fairy grass.

Zhu Wuneng still kept his hands open, opened his bloody mouth, and applied the medicine to Miao Shan's calf with a mouth full of fangs.

Seeing the little nun rolling on the ground, with her hair crown on her head and her clothes covered with mud, Cui Yu woke up with a start and shouted angrily: How dare you!

The voice was filled with thunderous rage, and the silk net attached to Zhu Wuneng's body was thought in his mind to restrain him, and then Xiaozhu screamed and fell to the ground.

At this time, neither Miao Shan nor Cui Yu noticed that a stone not far away had a proud look on its face: Little nun, you are so noisy by chanting sutras and so on. You actually dare to suppress my younger brother. It's simply It’s just wishful thinking! If I don’t show you how powerful he is, you don’t know how powerful the Demon Lord is.”

Senior Sister, are you okay? Cui Yu quickly stepped forward and helped the little nun up.

At this time, Miaoshan's face was stiff and she could no longer laugh. Her eyes were filled with anger and she stared at Zhu Wuneng.

What a shame!

In the future, if people knew that the second-in-command of Leiyin Temple, he was knocked over by a pig, would he still be embarrassed?

After knocking Miaoshan over, Zhu Wuneng also regained consciousness, and then he was completely stunned. He stood there blankly, looking at Miaoshan with an ashen complexion, and his body could not help but tremble.

He was wronged 1

He really doesn't know anything!

I don't know where the evil fire came from, and it shot out.

Zhu Wuneng felt that he was wronged, not an ordinary injustice!

What does he do?

He did nothing! He gave it to Miao Shan for no reason, and the relationship was finally settled.

I don’t know where the evil fire in my heart came from.

The atmosphere in the venue froze for a moment. Everyone looked at me and me, their eyes full of weirdness.

Thump~ Patriarch Zhu Wuneng knelt down on the ground and started kowtowing without saying a word. The kowtow was very crisp.

We’ve all been reduced to this, can we kowtow without shuddering?

Miaoshan looked unkind, stared at Zhu Wuneng with his eyes, and stood up awkwardly, his body trembling with anger.

We agreed that we would all act out a scene together, but this is how you ruined it?

Too cruel!

If word spreads about this, and my Miaoshan is fucked by a pig, will I be shameless?

Is the Great Leiyin Temple of the West shameless?

Cui Yu supported Miao Shan. The little nun's body was slender and as soft as if she had no bones.

Are you okay? Look, I'm going to say that this beast is wild and untamable. You don't have great magical powers or magic power, so it's impossible to tame it. Cui Yu couldn't help but make sarcastic remarks beside him.

This evil beast has six impure roots that are difficult to cure. Believers might as well cut him into pieces to remove his strong nature. Miao Shan gritted his teeth.

This Zhu Wuneng is so disrespectful.

Master, you're kidding, I still want to keep them for breeding. Cui Yu said with a smile.

Zhu Wuneng lay on the ground, his body trembling, and he was trembling with fear.

He was not afraid of death, but he was afraid of Cui Yu's unhuman means.

This evil beast is hopeless, so it's okay not to save it. After Miaoshan finished speaking, he pushed Cui Yu away and limped out of the Cui family door.

Looking at Miaoshan's back, Zhu Wuneng screamed at the top of his lungs: Master! Help me! I didn't mean it! I really don't know what's going on. Don't leave me here!

Seeing Miao Shan walking further and further away, Zhu Wuneng's body trembled, his eyes filled with fear, and he looked at Cui Yu with a trembling face and fear.

You beast, you are really cruel. You can't help such a beautiful little nun. Cui Yu shook his head and turned to harvest the Ganoderma lucidum in the yard.

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Behind a huge Ganoderma lucidum, Xin Yuan pulled half of his body out of the soil, and then hummed a tune with a proud face: Zhu Wuneng is my little brother. You, a little nun, still want to transform. It is simply wishful thinking.

Miao Shan left Cui Yu's house and gradually regained his composure. He turned around and looked at Cui Yu's yard: That shouldn't be the case. Zhu Wuneng has already received my Buddhist curse. He would never dare to have such a violent reaction. But why did he Why didn't you cooperate with me? At that time, Zhu Wuneng was like a demon...a demon? A demon?

Miao Shan was stunned and suddenly thought of something: Heart Monkey, Yima? Zhu Wuneng's Heart Monkey and Yima also appeared?

She suddenly remembered how similar Zhu Wuneng was at this time to when she was overcoming the calamity.

They all have the same idea.

It shouldn't be! With Zhu Wuneng's Taoism, he has suppressed the monkey mind long ago. How could his monkey mind escape again? Could it be...? Last time Zhu Wuneng was beheaded by Cui Yu, the demon broke through the seal and re-entered Zhu Wuneng's heart? Miaoshan paused, looked at the empty house next to Cui Yu's house, walked over and started cleaning the yard.

She wanted to settle here and observe Zhu Wuneng's reaction secretly.

If Cui Yu wanted to rape a pig, she would be able to stop him in time.

Buddha should be invited here. There are great secrets in these two world mountains. Maybe with the help of Buddha's Dharma Eyes, we can see where the Kunlun Mirror is. Miao Shan thought in his mind and countless thoughts circulated in his mind.

He walked into the dilapidated house and started to clean it up.

Over there, Cui Yu also started to clean up the fairy grass Ganoderma lucidum in the yard. Looking at Zhu Wuneng, who was standing there blankly with a lifeless expression on his face, Cui Yu thought of Miao Shan's embarrassment and couldn't help but smile knowingly, and laughed. Speak up.

At the moment when the little nun was in a panic, it seemed as if the god who saved all sentient beings from a high place was pulled down to the human world!

Turned into a common man.

You evildoer, just play for fun, make trouble for trouble, don't make fun of me! As he said, he cleaned up the Ganoderma lucidum in the yard.

When Miao Shan heard Cui Yu's laughter next door, his face changed involuntarily, and his body couldn't help but tremble. Then he made a hand gesture and began to recite the meditation mantra.

After a while, he couldn't help but opened his eyes and cursed: This evil is really damned! It ruined my practice for at least ten years!

Next door, Cui Yu couldn't help but grinned as he listened to the young master's curse.

Zhu Wuneng trembled on the side, and then he shouted with great effort: Master, please listen to my explanation! I really didn't mean it. I didn't know where the evil fire came from before, but suddenly it was out of control. I really didn't do it on purpose. I deliberately held you on your back and chewed your shit.

Zhu Wuneng didn't say it was okay. As soon as he spoke, Miao Shan's suppressed anger rose up again. Then he stretched his head over the wall and looked at Cui Yu who was weeding:

Cui Yu, when are you going to kill this pig?

Little sister-in-law, do you want to eat pork? Cui Yu looked at Miao Shan in surprise, suppressing his smile, and his whole face was a little distorted.

Seeing this, Miao Shan's face turned even darker.

This is a shame that Miaoshan will never be able to wash away in her lifetime!

Other pigs don't want to eat it, but I really want to taste this one. Miaoshan crushed it with his silver teeth.

Sister, please listen to my explanation! I'm not a fool, how could I deliberately offend you and beat you to pieces? Zhu Wuneng was confused at this time.

Listening to the sentence dog eats shit on the left and the sentence dog eats shit on the right, Miao Shan's face became even more unkind.

Cui Yu, can you cut off your pig's tongue first and give me some wine? Miao Shan's eyes widened.

A little bit cute!

It turns out that Senior Sister is a mortal too! Cui Yu smiled.