I want to have a date with Superman

Lana Long is married.

When she reunited with Clark, her childhood friend and old lover, she fell in love again, and for the second time. Well, they had been on and off many times in Smallville in their early years, and she was tired of their entanglement time and time again. Falling in love with him all over again.

But this time was different, she saw in him the maturity and stability she had expected for so many years.

She had known for a long time that he had a body of steel, and he also knew that he was not the biological son of the Kent family. His confusion about his life experience, strength and responsibility made him often appear gloomy and impetuous.

It is hard to imagine that Superman would yell and get angry at his old mother and wife at this time.

But he had done it to her countless times, and he had yelled at his dad, Jonathan.

If he had been more mature by then, they would have gotten married and had children.

But he left his youthfulness and recklessness to her, and Louise directly took over the mature, gentle and good man she dreamed of.

She was unwilling to do so.

But her reluctance only lasted a few months.

They met in the middle of the Crisis on Infinite Earths. When the crisis was over, Louise came back from Paradise Mountain with her newly born son. After she saw the way he looked at Louise with her own eyes, she completely gave up the nostalgia in her heart.

She is bitter and happy.

I feel bitter that the love I want can easily be obtained by other women; I am happy that the man I love most in my life has finally met the woman I love most in my life, even though that woman is not her.

Since then, Lana Long has started accepting date offers from the Met's young talent.

She had done an exclusive interview for Golden Nuclear Bomb and was quite famous. She was even sweeter in appearance than Louise, so she naturally had no shortage of suitors.

They are all high-quality human males, the speaker's son, a rocket-building entrepreneur, and a slightly famous star.

It wasn't until Christmas the year before last that she agreed to her current husband's proposal.

He is not very rich, and his father is not an important official in the White House or the Pentagon. Like Clark, he is from the countryside, very hardworking, and very talented.

Now 35 years old, he is a history professor at Metropolitan University.

Judging purely from his position as a professor, he can definitely be regarded as the cream of the crop of young, promising, high-quality men.

Well, the subject he studies is the Archaeology Department of King Wushen.

If the historical truth of King Martial God had not been exposed by Harley and other heroes, and if everyone still accepted the distorted history in their minds, he, the university professor of the Archeology Department of King Martial God, would be more respected than other subjects.

But now.

Now he is still passionate about his subject, even more engaged and interested than before.

His simplicity and persistence were just a kind of naivety. Inexplicably, Lana Lang saw a bit of Clark in him, and the two fell in love inexplicably and eventually got married.

Well, at least in the eyes of her friends and colleagues, it was quite baffling that she married a twisted person.

Her husband, Alexander Depp, not only had his life distorted and was instilled with the memory of learning the history of King Wushen, but he himself is likely a by-product of the restart of the universe.

And Lana Long remembers everything, her life is complete.

According to common sense, as long as these two types of people meet together and talk about topics such as past and history, they are considered gentlemen if they can avoid fighting.

However, they met, got to know each other, and got to know each other because of the history of King Wushen, and finally came together.

Perhaps, Lana Long subconsciously regards her husband's distorted life as an advantage. At least the distorted version of him has no past and is clean.

Unlike her, who has a messy love history.

He loved her 100%, but she left at least 60% to another man forever.

However, now Lana Long began to hate her husband's career and his naivety.

Their family obviously moved to Noah's Ark as soon as possible, and they could have stayed there safely until the crisis was over.

As a result, within two days, because a large number of Americans, especially his students and colleagues, left noisily, Mr. Depp followed the crowd and took his wife and daughter off the ark.

Well, they already have a daughter, who was born less than half a year ago.

Lana Long could have taken her family to Paradise Mountain.

Regardless of his connections as a friend of Harley or his relationship with an old lover, he could easily get a few ferry tickets. But she doesn't want to take her husband to see Harley because he is an avid historian of the God of War.

She simply couldn't imagine how awkward it would be for the two of them to meet.

Taking your husband to find an old lover?

Not only is it embarrassing, it’s also unfair to Mr. Depp.

If there was no Noah's Ark option, she might have no choice but to go to Harry, but since there were other options, she didn't need to ask anyone else.

Now she would rather go find Harry then.

Lana, don't worry. If things go to the worst, we can board the ark at the last moment. Mr. Depp comforted his wife, who was spinning around in the living room.

How will you board the ship when tens of billions of living corpses arrive on Earth? Lana said angrily.

Mr. Depp smiled, How big are tens of billions of living corpses? Are they coming from outer space? The Justice League satellite has been deployed several light-years away. One or two living corpses may not be detected by the satellite, but the U.S. military will not be able to detect them. With a scale of tens of billions, you will definitely get the news in advance.

Even if the living corpse flies faster than the speed of light, it will take at least a quarter of an hour to reach the earth.

The time it took for the Galaxy Admiral to devour the sky and the earth was no more than two minutes.

The Flash was faster, transporting 7 billion people for the first time, and the two Green Lanterns only took three minutes.

In other words, as long as there are five minutes, the Galaxy Admiral can open the door for us again.

After deducting five minutes, there are still 10 minutes left after a quarter of an hour.

So, you understand? We are not stupid, we have calculated our time carefully.

Who told you this calculation method? Lana Lang asked doubtfully.

Mr. Depp said with a smile: Professor Li Stein of Harvard's Cosmic Civilization Relations first proposed it.

He did not calculate our final escape time, but simulated the crisis from beginning to end on the computer, and then deduced that the Galaxy Admiral had at least 15 minutes to prepare.

You know, in order to protect us and facilitate our communication on the Ark, teachers, students and their families from Ivy League universities all live together.

The day after Li Stan proposed the '15-minute' theory, Noah's Ark opened the hatch again. This time, more people thought the Ark's environment was bad and chose to disembark.

Only then did we notice this little bug. Even if the crisis does come, we can still fix the bug and board the ship calmly at the last moment.

The more people disembarked at this time, the more necessary it would be for the Galactic Admiral to carry out the last major transfer when the final crisis came.

We can't let so many Americans die, right?

You all think so? Lana Lang asked in surprise.

In order to give birth to a child, she took a year of maternity leave. Recently, she has neither worked nor socialized out much. She has been taking care of the child at home and getting back into shape. She did not notice that the people who left the Ark had such thoughtful and reasonable thoughts.

Mr. Depp shook his head and said: Smart people think so, and there are many similar comments on the Internet. At least we are not arrogant and stupid as others think.

But the people who got off the boat first, or simply refused to get on the boat, must not have thought so deeply.

Lana Lang frowned and thought for a while, took out her cell phone and said, Although what you said makes sense, I still have to call to confirm.

Confirm what?

Confirming whether Admiral Galaxy is still on Earth is the first point; secondly, whether she agrees with the 15 minutes of preparation time; and finally, whether she will open the door for us again at the last minute. Lana Land said.

Are you calling Admiral Galaxy? Mr. Depp's eyes lit up.

To Louise.

Mr. Depp pointed to the TV and said: You have to wait a moment, the live interview with the Galaxy Admiral is about to start.

Lana Lang looked at the TV after hearing this.

A mobile phone advertisement is playing on the screen: Superboy, in the classic shape and posture of Superman, quickly shuttles between the blue sky and white clouds. Almost in an instant, he leaves the earth and enters the outer space filled with stars.

At this time, the first advertising slogan came out.

How vast is the earth and how high is the sky? It's all in my moment.

Superboy put his right hand on his hips, held his head high, and said proudly, suspended in the void with the sun as the background.

The next second, the entire picture of Superboy flying into the sky was flipped and quickly shrunk, and finally turned into the screen of a folding screen mobile phone - it turns out that the picture just now came from the mobile phone screen.

The mobile phone is held in one hand, and the camera gradually zooms up, allowing the audience to see the picture of Superman flying on the mobile phone, and also to see clearly the person holding the mobile phone - Lex Lu, a bald man in a suit and leather suit who looks like a successful person. Se.

The second advertising slogan comes from him, How fast can Superman fly? It's all within my grasp.

Both his tone and expression are more conceited and proud than the previous Superboy Connor.

Lana Lang curled her lips in disdain.

Then comes the final shot, a rotating close-up of the new phone.

And with the last line, For a large-screen phone, choose Lex Fold——

Trick~~ The Lex Fold 2 logo at the end of the advertisement didn't even have time to appear. Snowflakes flashed on the TV, and the serious face of the famous Lois Lane took its place.

Her tone was urgent, Emergency news break. The final battle has begun. The controller of the Black Lantern is called the Black Death Emperor. He is a supreme being whose realm is equivalent to that of Darkseid and the Anti-Monitor.

Admiral Galaxy has led the Alliance of Seven Lanterns to encircle and destroy the Black Death Emperor's lair.

So far, there are still a large number of people from Europe, America, Japan and South Korea staying on the earth. For everyone's safety, the Galaxy Admiral chose to defend the enemy outside the country.

They succeeded and successfully found the Black Death Emperor's lair.

The seven lights combined to cause huge damage to Black Death, and also killed Scarface, the guardian who betrayed the Green Lantern Corps.

Admiral Galaxy even destroyed the Black Death Emperor's lair, a small dark plane, and poked out the Black Death Emperor's eyes. If Seven Lanterns' allies hadn't made serious operational errors, she would have almost killed him on the spot.

The Black Death Emperor is a supreme being after all.

One mistake gave Him the chance to escape.

Can't stop it.

At this moment, the Black Death Emperor has entered the super-light space and is suspected of rushing to the earth with a black lamp and furnace.

Therefore, the Galaxy Admiral sent an urgent message, announcing that the earth has entered the highest alert state. All citizens who are still on the earth are asked to leave high-rise buildings immediately, and it is best to hide in basements whose altitude is lower than the water level.

In addition, I personally suggest that before the crisis comes, order a month's worth of Watch Dog service, or Lex Telecom's 'Aegis System'.

Earth's communications systems are likely to collapse in a crisis.

Order the watch dog service? Mr. Depp was stunned for a moment and shouted excitedly: Isn't this the time to open the 'hatch' of Noah's Ark for the last time?

Admiral Galaxy is not on Earth at all. For those of us who are not on board the ship, she chose to defend the enemy outside the country. Alas. Lana Lang sighed deeply, We held her back at the critical moment!

But... Mr. Depp pointed to the TV screen and said blankly: Her interview will be broadcast live in ten minutes.

Obviously, the exclusive interview is just a cover. Lana Lang said: Everyone thought she would appear at the Daily Planet headquarters at ten o'clock in the morning, including the Black Death Emperor who has an eyeliner on the earth.

In this way, she could catch Him off guard.

This suits her style very well.

Judging from Louise's report, she succeeded again this time, and she is worthy of being a galactic admiral!

She failed. The Black Death Emperor is not dead, but is coming to Earth. Depp looked pale and screamed hysterically.

A faint disappointment flashed in Lana Lang's eyes. After all, he was not him. He was a real ordinary honest person. Even tearing his shirt would not make him Superman.

He will be proud of his cleverness, will be frightened by the crisis that is out of his control, will collapse in fear, and will show the cowardice of a mortal at critical moments.

However, she chose her husband by herself, and she secretly left 60% of her love to her ex, so she had no right to despise him as just a mortal.

She braced herself and said quickly: Go to the bedroom and get Chloe out. We'll leave the apartment immediately.

Where to leave the apartment?

As Louise said, go to the basement. Well, let's go to the subway station, which happens to be less than a hundred meters away from our home. Lana Lang said.

Mr. Depp was confused, but he was honest. When his wife asked her to hold the child, he asked, rushed to the bedroom, and took her daughter out.

In just ten seconds, Lana Lang had already taken out four cartons of milk and two bags of toast from the freezer, and wrapped them in a thick blanket.

When her husband came out with the baby in his arms, she immediately pulled him and ran outside.

But as soon as he opened the door, he saw a flash of red light and the Flash appeared at the door.

Hi, ma'am, sir, do you need a lift? He also gave Lana Long a special wink.

Lana Lang nodded quickly, th~~~~~

In an instant, as if he had transformed, his voice stretched infinitely in the air.

When her vision returned to normal, she had lost sight of the Flash, and her family arrived at an underground fortress.

~~ank you, Flash.

Lana Lang habitually finished her sentence of thanks, and then heard hundreds of ~~ank you! coming from around her!

Oh my god, The Flash is indeed the fastest man in the world. Mr. Depp was shocked.

One moment, they were the only family in the huge cave, and the next moment, the bunker was already overcrowded.

Hi, Lana, Depp! The couple were in a daze when they heard a familiar shout.

Oh my god, Perry, you're here too! Lana was excited and happy to see her old boss at the newspaper.

I'm not surprised here. Daily Planet always leaves a few people to look after the house. But your family, why aren't you on the Ark? Perry said.

Lana Long was very embarrassed and glanced at her husband, but she did not tell her about the family scandal that her husband was unreliable and forcibly pulled her off the boat.

We didn't want to get off the ship, but too many friends and colleagues around us had left. We were embarrassed to be too different. And the environment there was really bad. My baby was young and couldn't stand it.

She wasn't entirely lying either.

There are no neighborhood committees in the United States, and the government has no control over things. It relies entirely on people's voluntary organizations, which makes the planning of Noah's Ark in the United States very disorganized.

In other words, there was no plan at all and it was a mess.

In just one night, feces and garbage were everywhere, and thousands of rapes, shootings, and robberies occurred.

How can the American elites who have always lived in high-end communities endure it?

Lana herself could bear it, but her daughter was only six months old and on her third day, she couldn't even find the boiling water to make milk powder for the bottle.

At first she brought a few buckets of water, enough for three or four days, but no one else had any, so they asked her to borrow them. If they didn't, they would steal them while she was sleeping.

Isn't that right? The environment on Noah's Ark was too bad.

As soon as Lana Lang finished speaking, many people echoed around her.

Perry frowned, I didn't get on Noah's Ark, but I watched the news, and there were videos of other countries working hard to build 'Ark Homes' on the news.

Although the space is a little cramped, they all live comfortably and there is no shortage of water or food.

The 'Temple of Order' created by God King Naboo also has large fruit trees and springs with gurgling clear water. Looking at the pictures in the video, I have wanted to live there for a while.

You can't stand it for a few days, right?

Well, some people bathed in the spring, and some people peed and pooped in it. It turned into a cesspool in less than a day.

The fruit trees were cleared in less than two hours. The ground was littered with fruits that had been bitten and then thrown away. There was no place to even put up a tent. Lana sighed.

Perry took out his mobile phone and played a video pinned to the top of Puppy.com, Look, they are building the community with enthusiasm.

This is a staged photo, the real situation will never be like this. Someone immediately said.

Have you ever visited their community? Perry asked.

It's too far. It's dozens of miles away. There are people and tents everywhere on the road. How can we walk there?

Even our president liked this video, Perry said.

After Mr. President became a green light, he turned into a freak. He wore a blue robe, held a Bible in his arms all day long, and kept mumbling.

“In his televised speech that day, he cried in the middle of his speech and confessed to us while crying.”

A group of people started to complain about their President Qingdeng again.

Depp checked the time on his phone and said: Five minutes have passed since the warning was issued, and it seems that the Black Death has not yet arrived.

The later he comes, the better. To deal with him, we have to rely on the Seven Lanterns Alliance and the Galaxy Admiral. They haven't come back yet. Perry said.

Do you know what's going on outside? By the way, where is this? Depp looked around and finally saw a huge Wayne Group icon on the ceiling.

We are in the Wayne Group's underground warehouse? No, the building here has a power supply room, a complete tap water system, and many compartments and beds. The red cross icon in front seems to be a medical room.

It should be a specially built shelter. Perry walked to a brass metal plate on the wall and observed carefully, saying: It was built in 2018 in the Langton Valley, 50 kilometers away from the metropolitan area, at an altitude of minus 50 meters. . Weird, why would a shelter be built in such a desolate place?

And, why in Metropolis and not Gotham?

It's not a big city, there are Wayne shelters on the outskirts of many cities. Lana Lang looked at her phone and said in surprise: You open puppy videos or Twitter.

It seems that every social app is promoting a new message, calling on all residents stranded on the earth to announce their location information to the Justice League through text messages, phone messages, emails, or online posts, and to stay still and wait for the Flash to come.' Pickup'.

If the distance is close, you can also drive there by yourself.

The notice is followed by a map of shelter locations across the United States.

Nearly half were built by the Wayne Group, almost 5,000 of them.

Hey, why haven't you heard of such a big project before? Depp exclaimed.

It's impossible that no news was revealed at all. It can only be that we didn't pay attention. Perry said.

Several people were chatting and waiting anxiously while holding their mobile phones.

In the next half hour, they received three more messages.

The contents are all the same, they are all to persuade the people of the earth who have not boarded the Ark or gone to the shelter to immediately send location information to Zhenglian.

Is there anyone still at home yet? Perry said in disbelief.

Mr. Depp looked at the screen of his mobile phone and said hesitantly: Look at the puppy forum, many people are saying that this warning is 90% likely to be a false alarm.

Which idiot said that? He is more durable than the Justice League, the Galaxy Admiral, and the US government? Perry sarcastically said.

Depp said seriously: He is a professor of 'Cosmic Civilization Relations' at Harvard. He is very knowledgeable. His conclusions come from precise calculations full of wisdom.

What nonsense? Even Admiral Galaxy can't control the situation 100%, and he still calculates accurately? If he is so good, why didn't he become a military advisor for the Justice League? Perry sneered.

Depp nodded seriously and said: Yes, he also works part-time as a staff member to the president. At this time, he made a proposal to the White House to lift the emergency asylum.

How did he calculate it? Perry asked in surprise.

“Over the years, Earth has dealt with many supreme beings, and Batman has even collected the space movement speeds of Darkseid, the Anti-Monitor, Hell Satan, and other supreme beings.

The Black Death Emperor's lair is in sector 666, so we can estimate the time it will take for the Black Death Emperor to arrive on Earth. The fastest is three minutes, regardless of consumption.

But now more than half an hour has passed, and the Black Death Emperor has not yet arrived.

Considering that he suffered heavy injuries before, one of his eyes was destroyed, and he was almost killed on the spot by the Galaxy Admiral.

In the end, one conclusion can be drawn: He was running for his life, not running wild on earth.

Depp looked at the post and kept analyzing it.

seem.

Makes some sense?

Perry frowned and thought for a moment, then asked, Are the Supreme mobile data accurate?

The data comes from Batman. As a former giant of Zhenglian, it should not be difficult to collect this information.

How could a Harvard professor get Batman's data? He has been shouting hoarsely these days, trying to persuade everyone not to stay on Earth. Perry looked around, pointed at the bunker and said, And here, he obviously wants everyone to play it safe. superior.

Even if he has data on the movement speed of the Supreme Being, he will not make it public.

Depp smiled, You forgot, Batman's database was taken over by the Shogi Club, which is why the Omac Crisis happened. Later, Lord's neck was broken by Wonder Woman, and the Shogi Club's database was taken over by the Pentagon.

As a staff member of a government think tank, access to this material is easy.

Well, that makes sense.

Hey, let us out, the crisis is over.

Not only were they looking at their phones, the people in the shelter were always watching the situation on earth through the Internet. They also saw the message that had been forwarded 10 million times in just ten minutes.

At this time, a group of people crowded to the gate and beat hard the big iron gate that blocked the underground passage.

It's so stuffy here. It's worse than going to jail. I want to go out and get some fresh air.

I was eating chicken at an Internet cafe, and Flash suddenly brought me over without asking for my opinion. I want to file a complaint against him.

I am Bateman. Bateman's voice suddenly came from the speaker, The crisis is not over yet. Please wait quietly. The world will be truly safe only when Admiral Galaxy personally announces that the alert has been lifted.

The title of Admiral of the Galaxy kept them quiet for ten minutes.

Ten minutes later, a piece of good news began to spread widely on the Internet through unofficial channels: the Alliance of Seven Lanterns had arrived on Earth, and they had seen it with their own eyes, and there were pictures and the truth.

The photo was taken with the new Lex Fold 2, and the image of the seven lanterns flying across the sky is clearly visible.

The Lantern came to Earth 20 minutes ago. What does that mean? The Galaxy Admiral must have come back a long time ago! They are all on Earth, and the Black Death King still dares to come?

Anyone with a brain would think so.

Then they started making noise again, banging the door hard, standing under the loudspeaker and giving the middle finger, shouting and swearing, and some even stormed the medical room and electrical room.

Finally, the iron door opened.

The air in the bunker is very turbid. How about we go out too? Mr. Depp looked at the crowd rushing into the tunnel, and he was also a little ready to move.

Perry advised tactfully: The Justice League, the Galactic Admiral, and even our government did not announce the lifting of the alert. Instead, they advised us to stay in the shelter and not go out.

Of course the government doesn't want the people to be like screws, at their mercy. We have to make our own judgment. Mr. Depp said this and went to grab his wife. Everyone else has left, so let's go too. We'll stay here for a while. We look like idiots. Ahem, let’s go.”

Lana Lang struggled to persuade. He pointed to the baby in her arms and said, Look, Chloe's face is red. We won't leave the shelter. We will only go to the valley outside the passage to take a few breaths of fresh air. Air.

Lana Lang hesitated for a moment, but was still pulled up and led outside.

Perry sighed. He had always thought that Lana Lang was as smart and capable as Louise at work. Like Louise, she was very independent in life and suppressed her husband. Unexpectedly, she was actually very independent on the inside. She is a traditional woman who obeys her husband.

But he didn't try to persuade them any more. When they left, he put his head on his arms and went to the empty blanket.

His family members were all in Noah's Ark. At this moment, his heart was neither anxious nor restless, and he was very peaceful. Unknowingly, he was stunned.

Ah, help.

Oh my god, the sky is falling~~

Woooooooo, Flash, where are you, Flash? Send me back to the shelter quickly.

At some point, Perry was woken up by a burst of noisy shouting in a hazy state.

When he opened his eyes, he saw hundreds of citizens crying and huddled together outside the door. Perry quickly stepped forward to help the fallen person and asked, What's wrong? What happened outside?

Here comes the Black Death Emperor. Not only does he bring tens of billions of living corpses, he also brings countless planets. The sky is falling. Woohoo, it's so scary. I want to go to Noah's Ark.

Why are there still planets? What do you mean? Perry asked confused.

It's the Black Lantern Planet. It's too cruel to throw the planet at the Earth as a meteorite. The Earth is finished, and we are all finished. We are the fools who laughed at Noah in the Bible.