I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Tiramisu walked onto the deck with a black face.

Since the fleet suffered these several disasters, her face has not been healed.

Smoking a long and narrow cigarette elegantly, Tiramisu silently pondered, then turned his head and looked at Gu Tianqing, who is a naval consultant.

Yi Lin shook his fan and approached Gu Tianqing and Tiramisu on the deck without a trace.

In fact, following the course of the warship, all the way north, after crossing latitude, the surrounding temperature dropped a lot, but Yi Lin's fan was used to hide his expression in front of Gu Tianqing by the way. , It’s okay to fan a few times from time to time.

After sailing for a few days, Elizabeth Rin, who seems to be innocent, has almost been regarded as a small transparent by the Tiramisu navy. Apart from normal work and rest, no one cares about Yi Lin on board. Action.

However, this is also convenient for Yi Lin from time to time to dispose of the [unstable explosives] hidden under the skirt and about to explode in the bead box.

A small bead sinking into the sea did not cause too obvious waves.

Yi Lin habitually keeps the bursting beads at the full ten. Anyway, he is not the captain now, so he doesn't need to worry about sailing. He spends a little time thinking about remembering things when he is idle. The time to rub the beads is also a good way to kill the boring time.

"Shipwreck Bay?"

After Yi Lin leaned closer, he faintly heard certain words, which came along the sea breeze, and his heart moved.

So he was even more serious, pricked his ears to eavesdrop.

At this time, if the dog is here, it will be fine, but the dog is famous for his sharp hearing.

Yi Lin thought regretfully.

"Divination... Don't... Believe... the route... Shipwreck Bay..."

Tiramisu is not stupid enough to yell at everything. Lowering his voice, Yi Lin couldn't hear all the content of the discussion between the two.

If you get closer, this eavesdropping would be too blatant.

Gu Tianqing and Tiramisu are still in heated discussions.

To be precise, it is Tiramisu that is fierce, not Gu Tianqing.

Gu Tianqing just smiled and shook his head.

From a few words, Gu Tianqing seems to be righteously rejecting some excessive demands of Tiramisu.

As for how excessive it is, Yi Lin can't tell from Gu Tianqing's expression.

Another few minutes passed.

The discussion between the two has become a little weak.

Tiramisu's expression seems to have eased a lot.

Their voices are lower.

Finally.

Tiramisu was nodded, and left the deck again, through the adjutant's order, one after another order was passed on, so that all the navies were still active and performing their duties.

Yi Lin:?

After thinking for a moment, whether it is acting or really curious, reasonable in every circumstance, at this moment Yi Lin must put a question mark to Gu Tianqing.

Actually.

After boarding this ship, Yi Lin once considered whether to take advantage of the dead of night, and the two high-ranking naval forces, Tiramisu and the Governor, to ka-cha, maybe it can be big Increase the reputation value of a wave of pirates.

But Yi Lin temporarily dismissed this idea as soon as he thought of the plot that might appear next.

After all, under the premise that Yi Lin does not have his own ship, if these ten warships are snatched over, it may not be able to convince all navies to abandon them and turn them into pirates.

And whether in the identity of Elizabeth Rin, or wearing the vest of a skeleton gentleman, killing on this ship will undoubtedly reveal the true identity, after all, there is still Gu Tianqing on the ship.

The "Tarot Divination" ability demonstrated by Gu Tianqing always makes Yi Lin feel a little weird.

If it is so accurate, it is equivalent to the "prophecy" ability.

This kind of ability is extremely rare even in the future. If Gu Tianqing can predict Yi Lin's troubles in advance, it is very likely that she will fall into a disadvantaged position.

Although it seems that Tarot divination has some predictions and relies on brain supplements, it is extremely terrifying to be able to predict a general direction.

Now it's only the second task of the main line, there is still time, Yi Lin is not in a hurry.

Besides, it is not yet time to cast aside all considerations for face with Gu Tianqing.

As mentioned earlier, in the trial mission, the apostle relationship is tangled and complicated, and there is no absolute distinction between enemies and friends.

If you are not absolutely sure to completely obliterate an apostle in the trial mission, you must not forge a feud with the apostle, otherwise, returning to the real world will cause a lot of trouble.

Either have full certainty to completely kill, or use the general trend of the trial to kill the apostle in the trial without a trace.

Just like in Gotham City, Yi Lin quietly killed Zhu Yuner, which is a textbook-level example of the apostle.

One more thing.

The last time Gu Tianqing used the tarot card for divination, Yi Lin once wanted to take advantage of Gu Tianqing's carelessness to grab a tarot card and check to see if there was an "attribute".

And Gu Tianqing had been prepared for Yi Lin's actions. Yi Lin's fingertips only touched the surface of the card slightly, but did not get his wish.

But a brief touch at that moment also made Yi Lin discover something.

Gu Tianqing's tarot card... the texture is abnormal.

It's not the smooth texture of ordinary cards.

Yi Lin feels a bit familiar, just like the piece of human skin attached to the forehead of the body that can't be pulled off.

Later, Yi Lin looked back and thought about it carefully. He doubted that Gu Tianqing's tarot cards were made of human skin.

But Yi Lin only suspects, there is no evidence.

Tarot cards made of human skin.

Black card back, bloody texture.

These characteristics are weird.

Closer to home.

After Yi Lin felt that Gu Tianqing had a problem, he slowly typed a question mark in the communication panel.

Gu Tianqing smiled and looked this way, with her index finger raised at her mouth, and he made a "shh-" gesture.

Yi Lin: "..."

In half an hour.

At night.

The temperature is lower.

There is a lot of fog around.

However, this kind of fog is not like the undead sea of ​​fog, the kind of strange thick fog that is like water mist and not water mist, but the water mist in the lower atmosphere of the ocean at a lower temperature. The normal climatic phenomenon of condensation has no special connotations.

In the sea fog weather at night, nine warships sailed straight along the established trajectory.

There is a faint yellow light ahead.

One, two, three--

The closer you get, the lights in front of you are like firefly in the night, gradually gathering, and a hazy yellow is gathered in the night fog Light, from the scope of this light, it can be roughly inferred that there should be an island-like building in front of it.

Suddenly.

Right now.

Yi Lin's chest tightened a bit.

In Yi Lin's ear, suddenly, there was a soft sigh.

The sighs are faintly discernable, like weeping, sounding from the ear, and like coming from a tightly swaying chest.

Alice?

"His--it's so cold, I'll go back to the cabin and stay."

Yi Lin's eyes condensed slightly, but his expression showed a trace of uncomfortable expression. In his eyes, Yi Lin carried his long skirt and walked towards his cabin.

Incidentally, although Elizabeth Rin, played by Yi Lin, has the status of "Governor Lord Fiancee", the plot does not seem to be bloody, so Yi Lin and the governor are forcibly arranged in the same cabin. In the midst of the obsession, a relatively quiet cabin in the corner was specially arranged in the Second Layer cabin.

Otherwise, Tiramisu really wants to engage in this kind of dog-blood arrangement, Yi Lin will definitely take out the knife without the slightest hesitation, stab the mysterious governor, and then ride the nightmare. Long left on the sea.

Before entering the cabin, Tiramisu saw that Yi Lin was about to hide, but he happily puffed out smoke rings, and forced a smile on the tight pretty face: "Oh, beautiful lady , We may take action next, the hull may be bumpy, there will be some noise outside, I hope not to disturb Ms. Elizabeth Rin, he he he."

"I hope not, Otherwise, I will let my fiance kick you off!"

Tiramisu: "..."

ka-cha.

After Yi Lin put down the cruel words, he walked off the deck and went to the boudoir in the second layer cabin under the deck, completely locked.

In the room, Yi Lin has searched inside and out, and there is no device similar to a bug or monitoring device.

But if the equipment is so advanced that even Yi Lin can't recognize it, Yi Lin will have nothing to say.

Before seeing the infrared sensor and elevator in the Governor's Mansion, Yi Lin did not expect that he would have the experience of searching for surveillance equipment in a medieval ship.

No one believes it.

Of course, there is no way to tell an ordinary person about apostle's experience.

huhuhu ――

Facing the sea breeze, in the night fog, the nine warships turned quickly and neatly toward the hazy light group deep in the fog, and put out the surrounding Formation.

At this time, the other warships did not care about cursing or cursing, and the atmosphere suddenly became tense.

"Alice?"

While observing the movement outside the ship, Yi Lin whispered in the room to the lonely mother spirit from the misty sea, Alice.

The sigh that came from nowhere just now should be Alice's voice.

It’s just the [Alice Cursed Corset] worn on the chest, with Alice’s curse on it, but it’s not like Bai Xiaoyi and Nie Hongxiu in the spirit weapons, which can come right away. Yi Lin felt very helpless. If it weren't for the effect of increasing the charm value on the equipment attribute, maybe Yi Lin would regret the decision to put on this cursed corset.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Oh? Alice didn't even kill him.

There is no sound anymore, just like the faint sigh just now, just an illusion.

"Hehe, where are so many illusions?" Yi Lin lifts the head, looking in the direction of Shipwreck Bay through the window: "Shipwreck Bay? Now it is away from the pirate main mission two, the so-called pirate conference , And it’s almost a month. The reputation value has not reached the level of the Pirate King, or is it...If you want to become a Pirate King, do you need other conditions?"

"Unfortunately Ruth is just a half-bucket pirate , I’m not very proficient in this aspect."

"Main mission two...Shipwreck Bay..."

When Yi Lin was entangled with various clues in his thoughts, he again I remembered every word of the main task two at a time.

Because "before" was frightened, Yi Lin has developed the habit of not forgetting to write down every word issued by the tower.

[Main Task Two: As one of the "Nine Pirate Kings", participate in the "Pirate Conference" held in Shipwreck Bay 3 months later. Current camp: Pirates. ]

[Task time limit: before the "pirate conference" is held. Mission failure penalty: bear one or two random "curses". Task reward: unknown. 】

"The pirate conference 3 months later? The mission time limit......?"

Suddenly, Yi Lin's brain throbbed, as if suddenly enlightened.

On the deck.

Gu Tianqing stood proudly on her back, staring at the shipwreck bay in the distance, smiling slightly, her smile as if solidified on her face, without a trace of change from beginning to end.

Lucky person No. 2 stern, beside the main rudder, Tiramisu raised high smoke rod, coldly smiled, issued an order that countless people have been waiting for for a long time.

"Fire at the Wreck Bay...!!!"

The signal for firing was quickly transmitted to the other eight warships.

In an instant, the sound of shells from various warships in the four directions of the Shipwreck Bay completely broke the silence of this sea area.

ka ka ka ka ka ka ……

Boom bang bang bang bang!

Countless gun barrels, within range, at the same time toward the sinking ship Wan spit out terrifying fire, wave after wave, round after round of shelling, with almost no pause, and in a blink of an eye the dim light in the night fog was completely flooded.

Transform into more gorgeous fireworks!

Boom boom boom boom--

The sea has raised waves and the fog is denser, but this is not the normal water mist, but the smoke caused by too much gunfire. , Extremely terrifying.

No ship, no one person, can withstand this level of fire on this sea.

For the remaining nine warships, the caliber of the shells is not comparable to the pound weight used by pirates. Just look at the rows of gun barrels protruding from the iron plate. The muzzle is dark and thick. It can be seen.

Shipwreck Bay is also a well-known place in naval textbooks.

It is said that the largest naval battle in recent years took place here.

Because after the war, pirates did not dare to gather here in large numbers. Even if there were, they were just some unknown pirates. In addition, the deserted fortress in Shipwreck Bay was easy to defend and difficult to attack. In the center of the terrain, generally speaking, there is no such a thankless job point for the navy to choose such a thankless place.

Even if you are passing by, make a detour to save trouble.

Those little shrimp pirates, even if you don’t care about them, they might die in the sea someday.

Dark night.

Shipwreck Bay.

Nine warships.

Dense fog, gunpowder smoke.

The sky is full of gunfire.

All of this constitutes a picture of surging forward with great momentum. Gu Tianqing stands on the bow. No one knows what he is thinking at the moment, his expression is neither joy nor sadness.

At the same time.

In the Second Layer cabin.

When Yi Lin was about to carry her skirt, Summon took a night's dire and tried the [Dark Night Mode] to mix into the Shipwreck Bay to see if he could benefit from the chaos, Yi Lin moved for a while.

At this time, one of his long legs has already stepped out of the boat, and he is still standing outside the boat.

After hesitating for a while, Yi Lin thought of Gu Tianqing’s poker face, and couldn’t help but let out a sigh: "Forget it, it’s too late."

So Yi Lin cut his legs again. Retracted.

Also dispelled the plan to slip into the Shipwreck Bay.

He has almost guessed the consequences of the complete disappearance of the Shipwreck Bay on the sea, but he does not know how the tower will respond to the consequences.

"Is it a BUG? I have encountered a lot of BUG recently? Or is this a brand new approach to customs clearance that I have never thought of before?"

"Once upon a time" in Yi Lin's words , Obviously referring to his previous life, which is slightly salty.

"Gu Tianqing also found out? No, how did he know that the main mission of the pirates is related to Shipwreck Bay? Among the pirates... there are ghosts?"

But this idea just came to mind After passing by, Yi Lin himself felt ridiculous and couldn't help laughing alone.

The so-called pirates shouldn't have camps. This kind of thing is only for the benefit of fighting against the enemy and us. How can it be called a camp?

Now there are two apostles who have never met, and they are most likely to play the roles of "Nicholas Zhao" and "Indiana Jones".

Among these two people, someone secretly unites with Gu Tianqing?

Or...?

Boom boom boom.

There is still crazy shooting outside, seemingly endless.

The shock even spread to the cabin, and the walls that were not strong on all sides tremble.

Yi Lin is still thinking in the dark.

The rays of light on Elizabeth Rin’s fair skin set off the gorgeous red light, making this woman in the dark look beautiful and beautiful.

In the cabin.

The silence remained for several minutes.

Suddenly Yi Lin said with a smile in a low voice without turning his head back: "You really want to go to the Shipwreck Bay?"

I don’t know when it started, a translucent lonely mother Ling Alice appeared behind Yi Lin with a gloomy expression, which made the atmosphere in the cabin a little more inexplicable and strange.

Alice floated silently behind Yi Lin, not touching the ground.

The pale face was re-opened with scars and bleeding.

"I said Miss Alice, it's useless for you to release special effects here to scare me." Yi Lin turned his head and said with a smile.

Yi Lin has long been immune to this kind of visual feast, even more how a translucent spirit like Alice, there are two in his warehouse, it is not uncommon.

Alice was silent, but swishfully collected the blood from her face once, and the fresh blood scars on her face slowly healed, smooth as before.

"I guess, your man is on it."

Alice lowered her head: "I hate him, but our destiny is connected."

"Love of The one you hate deeply? Oh, sorry, I should change to a more down-to-earth term... Oh, do you hope he will not die well in this life, and there will be no lover who loves him more than you?"

Under Yi Lin's teasing, although there is no wine at this time, Alice finally tells her story.

"That day, our ship encountered it, and then..."

Then, then there was no more.

Alice seems to recall the terrifying scene, her expression is hideous, her body trembling slightly.

"He is Alice’s fiancé, his long brown hair is like lion hair, slightly curled and delicate, and his eyes are like stars and diamonds, dazzling, oh, His singing is like the most luxurious pure gold bell, oh..."

Yi Lin has a strange expression, interrupting Alice’s singing: "Don’t you, I’m very normal. , You don’t need to describe it in such detail, I sound like, your ex-husband seems to be rich?"

Alice was interrupted by Yi Lin's fantasy, the blur in her eyes disappeared immediately, her lips pressed tightly: "It doesn't matter, he is a very talented musician."

Yi Lin said with a laugh: "Well, a good match for love, then what?"

Silk continued: "We were lucky enough to survive in a lifeboat. It seemed to have no interest in us. On the sea, we drifted for seven days..."

"Without food, no fresh water, I suffer Severe dehydration, the high fever does not go away, and he does the same."

"Alice remembers that on the seventh night, there was fog all around, and there seemed to be someone singing in the fog."

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"He stumbled out the names of twenty-three women, including Alice's aunt and grandmother."

Hiss--

Yi Lin suddenly took a breath.

Alice: "?"

Yi Lin: "Nothing, please continue."

"So Alice asked why he was dreaming the next day Say the names of those women, and then we used our last physical strength to fight on the boat."

"Finally, I died and he lived. But we were completely integrated."

Alice's casually tone made Yi Lin suddenly unresponsive.

But after a little pondering, I found something wrong.

fuse together?

"Wait." Yi Lin looked up at Alice's eyes: "You mean...he ate you?"

Alice grinned, two rows of white sensen His teeth flashed white light in the firelight: "He can't abandon Alice anymore, Alice is sure."

"Oh." Yi Lin spent a few seconds, calmly Accepted the ending of this horror story.

Alice looked dumbfounded: "???"

She didn't expect Yi Lin's reaction to be so calm.

"So, you and him are in the Shipwreck Bay?"

Alice said with a smile, but said another thing: "Alice was down before she died. A curse... curses his soft hair will wither completely, his charming voice will be as unbearable as a blower, he will decay like a corpse, and his skin will be covered with abscesses that will never heal. The stench radiating from his body, no one dared to approach... Alice cursed him, cursed him to carry Alice's flesh and blood, and to live well in the most painful way."

"As a price, Alice also Become an undead." Alice was intoxicated, closed her eyes, and pointed her finger in the direction of Shipwreck Bay: "Alice can feel it, he is there..."

Shipwreck Bay?

Is it a coincidence or?

Yi Lin thought for a moment: "What's your ex-boyfriend's name?"

"Hehe, Nicholas Zhao! The man who is connected with Alice's destiny."

Yi Lin: "..."

At the moment when he heard the name, Yi Lin didn't want anything else, and his mood at the moment was not shocked, let alone an accident.

It's--

"It turns out that there are people worse than me in this role-playing mode."

After learning the complete " After the thriller version of "Alice's Honeymoon Travels", Yi Lin silently mourned the martyr who played "Nicholas Zhao" for a few seconds.

Yi Lin finally decided, or not to dive into the Shipwreck Bay for Alice in this turbulent environment.

If there is no wrong guess, Alice must have hidden an important hidden story side mission. Once completed, it is very likely that the final mission evaluation will be greatly improved.

Just like the "Treasure Map".

Yi Lin does not have so much energy and manpower now to dig out more side plots and tasks.

Although there are some regrets, there are gains and losses. Under Gu Tianqing's operation, the destruction of Shipwreck Bay is now a foregone conclusion.

I don’t know whose head was Nicholas Zhao who died in this round of gunfire.

After Alice finished her story, she saw that Yi Lin was completely unmoved and had no intention of landing in Shipwreck Bay. She curled her mouth and disappeared from Yi Lin's head.

The sound of cannons outside the ship gradually subsided.

On the sea, the smoke was filled with gunpowder, and Yi Lin wiped his face with a medicinal smell, which was very pungent.

One can imagine how much firepower was put into the nine warships in order to completely destroy the Shipwreck Bay.

Suddenly.

Yi Lin lowered his head.

After the sound of the cannon subsided, I waited for a long time for the reminder. I was not late and appeared in front of Yi Lin on time.

"Sure enough." Yi Lin was expressionless.

[The key landmark "Shipwreck Bay" was completely destroyed. ]

[...]

The tower seems to be silent.

It seems to be calculating again.

[A known "conflict" was found. ]

[Processing the "conflict"...]

[The processing is complete. ]

[Re-correct the main task two. ]

[New release of the main task 2nd layer: Raise the prestige value to "Famous Four Seas" or the rank to "Major General". Current camp: Pirates (Navy). Task reward: unknown. Time limit: None. Punishment: None. ]

[The main mission two is completed in an instant! Reward: The final evaluation level +1 when clearing the customs!

[Warning.

[Warning.

[Warning.

Here again.

Yi Lin suddenly had an unknown hunch in his heart.

[It was detected that the main task 2 was completed in an "abnormal way"...]

[The difficulty of the trial has been increased to...Nightmare level! ]

[Clear the "death point" of the customs clearance, the difficulty bonus +40%]

[Reminder: Please ask for more blessings. 】

Yi Lin: "???"

[Main line task three is released...]