I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

The two pirate ships are about to fight at close quarters.

Ruth stood on the deck, commanding everything skillfully, but no one knew that the palms of her silk gloves were already sweating from tension.

In short, it is wet.

Although the crew on this ship is a newcomer to Ruth, there is no such thing as a run-in in the pirate world.

On this ship, besides Charlie, she can be a captain, a sailor, a gunner, and even a breeder, because everyone is a qualified and skilled pirate.

"Full right rudder, prepare for emergency evasion! We are going to escape the little ones!"

"The port gun is ready to reload! Use your speed at the speed of a woman. Go up! Use chain bullets to refill those with no shells at your feet! I can’t find the nails inside!"

From the telescope, Sachs saw that the flag was getting closer and closer to the "Never Sin". , Began to panic: "Captain, it's not good! Their boat is faster than us! If this goes on, they will be caught up!"

It's too late!

Ruth gritted her teeth, and in the busy preparation, both sides have entered their own shelling range.

As for surrender negotiations?

It's not that Ruth didn't think about this possibility, but it only took a second for Ruth to abandon this stupid idea.

Let alone the four sea god kings, they are all descendants or cronies of the nine pirate kings who have obtained the inheritance of the pirate kings and have their own territories and subordinates. Tyrannize is used to it, and even the navy has a headache. Incomparable.

Besides, Ruth is now sailing with Yi Lin’s mission. Even if the ship is bad luck because of the curse, Ruth will never allow it. Before finding the legendary Trident, Let this ship's journey stop here.

"My captain, but the skeleton gentleman--"

Ruth smiled, raised her hand, using a voice that all the pirates on the deck could hear, loudly said: "Fire--"

At this moment.

Ruth does not feel like a pirate, but a real warrior at sea!

bang bang bang bang!

In an instant,

there was a lot of artillery fire, sawdust and flesh and blood flew together.

On the opposite ship, wearing all kinds of fancy clothes, holding swords of different shapes in his hands, he has already geared up and his face is hideous.

The Big Sword Pirate Ship, with an amazing imposing manner, made a magnificent turn not far from the never sinking ship. The two ships stood side by side on the waves, as if they were irreconcilable.

After two rounds of shelling, Ruth suddenly persuaded and regretted it.

She is obviously a woman, so she must pretend to be forced!

Can’t you just run with peace of mind?

On the never sinking ship, the pirates were bombarded with ammunition of various calibers and fled one after another. Just two hasty rounds of shelling made it obvious that the never sinking ship was at a disadvantage in firepower.

Various levels of damage occurred on the deck and the hull of the ship under the shelling. Ruth had a calm face, and if he continued to blast like this according to the current rhythm, the newly-snatched ship could eventually "maybe" "Hui l ended up in the same fate as the Queen.

And at this moment, when this boundless gunfire is crackling.

Ruth suddenly remembered the volume of parchment that Yi Lin secretly stuffed him when he was parting.

She clearly remembered the weird expression inadvertently on the face of the elegant and charming lady when she handed out this volume of parchment.

At that time, Yi Lin mysteriously said that this is a small kit. When she encounters an unstoppable enemy at sea, she can open the kit, and maybe let them tide over the difficulties.

"Now is the time to open the kit!"

Although Ruth did not understand what the kit was, she believed in Elizabeth Rin and was desperate With the mentality that she won't get pregnant even if she tried it, Ruth cautiously took out the parchment roll from her body and opened it slowly.

There is only one sentence above.

――"Tether the dog to the cannonball and shoot it out."

There are rows of small text below, supplementary explanation, it seems to be for the dog to see The text: "Be good, obedient. The agreed food and accommodation, plus one month."

Ruth stared wide-eyed, round and round.

"Huh, this?"

Ruth, in a restless mood, avoiding the gunfire, came to the dog.

Even in this harsh situation, the dog still bites the ham, frowning, seemingly very upset.

Opposite the never sinking ship.

A large group of hideous pirates, all with the unique mark of the great sword, moved towards Ruth and the others opened up taunting skills.

"ha ha ha-this is the legendary skeleton gentleman? A terrifying pirate who can use'dark witchcraft'? Bah! Happy!"

"Maybe, he It’s the use of black magic on women! HiaHiaHia!"

"Is that this?"

"Brothers, be careful, maybe, in a few minutes, that's damn The legendary skeleton gentleman would take off his hateful hat and give us a shot after pretending to surrender...ha ha ha! Sorry, I shouldn’t laugh at this damned seriousness, I couldn’t help it. ."

There were even pirates on the deck, happily twisting their hips toward the saxophone and the others, singing loudly.

This...bully intolerably!

Sachs was so angry that he almost exploded. With a knife in his hand, he clearly saw the opposite side. He was ready for the handover of the two ships, as if there was a group of sailors about to spread out the deck in a pirate manner. On the battle.

"Come on! On the rope, my saxophone...I have never been afraid of anyone!"

At this time.

Someone has sharp eyes.

I noticed that the pirate gentleman in a tuxedo was slightly embarrassed, hugged a dog, hurriedly walked towards the cabin, and disappeared on the deck in a blink of an eye.

Saxophone: "?"

Gibbs: "?"

Ship: "?"

Sea: "?"

After one minute.

The two boats have reached the distance that they can mate at any time.

Sachs has a tragic look, ah, he hasn't completed the task left by father to find the damn Demon King... He doesn't want to die here.

Charlie and other pirates have a tragic expression on their faces.

Charlie wondered, this does not seem to be the correct way for the great captain to open it?

In the past, every time I fired a gun, didn’t the opponent obediently fall into chaos?

You cheated! Cheating--

"Damn pirate!" Charlie said bitterly.

ka ka ka click.

Never sink, all the pirates are loading shells in the cabin frantically. Even when there are no shells around, they even put their underwear in, trying to use the burning underwear to smoke the opposite side. Not left.

Another wave of shells is about to be loaded.

Pirates: "?"

At the same time.

Opposite.

"en? First officer look at it, the scum boat seems to be loaded with a weird shell. The shell seems...like...like..."

The chief mate on the ship slammed the telescope over and yelled: "Did you have a brain convulsion? You can't speak clearly? Damn it, let me see it for myself!"

, That skeleton gentleman left a lot of rumors among the pirates.

Rich, mysterious, elegant, weird, cruel, random explosion, generosity, dark magic, dog, gay in gay...Various vocabularies that are incompatible with pirates, in different versions of rumors, Constructed into a "skeleton gentleman" increasingly plump image.

When the chief mate on the great sword ship, with bloodshot eyes, looked at the other ship and ship, he was shocked to find that the one that occupies an important position in the various versions of the legend of the "skeleton gentleman" The dog, with a depressed face and drooping limbs, was hung softly under the black muzzle.

"Oh! The cake seller, am I dazzled? I saw a dog hanging under the barrel! What do those damn pirates want to do? I have given up and hanged on the gallows with cannonballs. That dog?"

There was a faint voice from the other side, full of breath, with a loud voice of a bit of a cannon: "Gouzi cannon—launch!"

Talking.

In the barrel of the dazzling fire, a dog, accompanied by the artillery fire, drew an elegant parabola in the air, and flew straight to the deck of the Dabaojian brand pirate ship.

"woof~"

In midair, the dog hugs his forelegs with a tick at the corner of his mouth, seeming to smile.

……

……

The surface of the sea.

Lucky person number 2.

There are nine warships closely following at the stern, for fear of falling behind.

On the deck, Yi Lin suddenly lowered his head.

Gouzi unfathomable mystery sent a message.

Wang Heavenly Emperor: woof!! ! (Middle finger)

Middle finger?

Hehe, can you stand up?

Yi Lin feels that with the structure of a dog's paw, it may not really be able to erect the middle paw.

Yi Lin, by the way, fills in the meaning of the word "Wang" Wang Heavenly Emperor in [Dog Language Level 10].

Great? It's so kind of you? Wonderful? That's it?

I don’t know if it’s because Gouzi’s language is too esoteric, and Ta hasn’t given a corresponding translation.

After completing the brain replenishment, Yi Lin received a series of screen prompts.

On the captain panel, the number of crew members, ship damage, reputation value, shells and other material data have changed to varying degrees.

From these changes, Yi Lin can roughly infer that his new ship, which has not had time to land, seems to be under a fierce attack.

"Looking at Wang Heavenly Emperor's reaction, Ruth should have used her trump card "Dog Zi Pao". In this way, there is no need to worry. It is a pity that those chaos values ​​cannot be counted in mine. On the head."

After Yi Lin speculated that Ruth had already used the ultimate "dog gun", he was relieved.

The attributes of Gouzi are extremely terrifying. Before Gouzi has used other skills, the attributes alone can crush the average crew of a ship, even if it is more terrifying than the captain level. Yi Lin believes that Wang Heavenly Emperor can also handle it.

The apostle who can mix into the Second Rank, there is no absolute weak, even just a dog.

Three days later.

Ten warships, encountered four storms and two vortex at sea.

The storm is still a daily operation for the navy or pirates. It is not an accident to encounter a wave from time to time. However, many pirates never see the strange current changes like vortex in their lives. After all, once they meet, it means the end of their lives.

And ten naval warships encountered such a disaster in just three days. The curse legend passed by word of mouth is unbelievable.

It is a pity that in the second vortex shipwreck, one of the warships had not had time to turn on the boiler to accelerate, and was swept into the center of vortex in an instant, and the wreckage has not yet floated.

Many ordinary marine army soldiers whispered in private, saying that it was women who got on the ship, bringing bad luck to these ten ships.

Yi Lin found that the obvious change is that the other nine ships, oh no, now it is the other eight ships, either intentionally or unintentionally, they were all separated from "lucky person 2" during the journey. Distance, the originally neat and domineering warship queue, formed an ugly gap behind the butt of Lucky Person 2.

There is even a young long-nosed marine soldier with a big brain. He didn't know where he made up a reason for "the disease that cannot be on the lucky person number 2", and he wants to switch to something else. She took refuge on the warship, but was directly thrown into the sea to feed the sharks by the black-faced Tiramisu.

On the fourth day of the night.

On this day, there will be no pirate ships, no tsunamis, no sea monsters, and no calamity.

bright sun and a gentle breeze make everyone feel lucky and unexpected.

And at this moment, the observer quickly came to report.

"Admiral Tiramisu! According to the established route, our ten ships... Oh damn, it is nine ships, about to pass the legendary Wreck Bay! Should we make a detour? "