I Don’t Want To Be the Emperor

Chapter 441 Living Water

　　The first requirement for General Hong Yinghong to select bodyguards is to see if they are crazy enough!

Those who are timid, those who dare not kill, and those who are kind to women cannot become the bodyguards of Hewangfu.

I think that when there were not enough executioners on the execution platform in Baiyun City, they were all the guards of the palace.

At that time, he had just arrived in Sanhe, and he would occasionally stand under the execution platform and watch with the people.

Looking at the smiling Shen Chu and the gentle Chen Xinluo, he always shuddered the moment he raised the knife and dropped it.

Later, he heard that Shen Chu killed ten thousand people in Saibeikeng, and he didn't think it was strange.

 In a word, anyone who can be a bodyguard of the royal palace has no faults!

These people are not good people.

 Even, only in front of Prince He and Manager Hong can they behave like human beings.

No matter how **** he is, no matter how incompetent he is, he will never let his sister marry such a person!

 Disgrace our ancestors!

"brother,"

Tan Fei said with a smile, "I heard that your family bought a new house outside the city?

congratulations. "

Sun Cheng smiled and said, "The houses in the city are expensive, but the prices outside the city are fair, the area is large, and you can live comfortably."

Those of them who are used to living in big houses in Sanhe, who else is willing to stay in the city?

What's more, with the development outside Nanmen City, life and shopping are more convenient than inside the city.

Tan Fei patted him on the shoulder and said, "When will we move, my brother will also go to congratulate me on the housewarming and take a look at the house. If I think it is good, I will buy a house from Tian Sixi and settle down in Ankang City in the future." "

"You're welcome,"

Sun Cheng didn't dare to offend him too much, so he could only smile and say, "Moving to a new house is a big deal. Naturally, my father and brother have the final say. How could I know."

 He is also reminding the other party that he has an older brother!

His brother’s name is Sun Chengde!

 From the third level!

　　　I am not a nobody, let alone a cat or a dog, that you can bully!

Tan Fei stood up and cupped his hands and said, "Brother, I'll wait for your notification and take my leave."

Sun Cheng waited for him to gradually disappear before spitting on the ground.

Toad wants to eat!

impossible!

Even if he agreed, his brother could not agree.

His brother can be said to be responsive to Sun Xia's requests. As long as Sun Xia doesn't agree with it or doesn't like it, no matter how hard it is, he won't do anything.

What's more, Tan Fei, a ninth-grade man, no matter how majestic or powerful he is, is just a bodyguard!

His grandson’s family is now a family of officials, which is not unusual!

If you really care about ninth-grade or eighth-grade people, the Sun family won't find them from the army?

 Just pick anyone, he’s better than Tan Fei!

At dawn, Lin Yi looked at the child who was gradually sleeping in Mingyue's arms, and sighed, "It's been a lot of trouble after crying all night."

The child who can't speak is the most troublesome, because we don't know what's wrong with her or what she wants to do. She just cries at the top of her lungs.

Lin Yi used all the skills he learned in the orphanage in his previous life, but it still didn't work.

 Only by now, when I was probably tired from crying, did I fall asleep peacefully.

Mingyue shook the child and said, "Your Majesty, there are slaves here. Don't worry, just go to sleep."

Hu Miaoyi on the side also said, "Yes, Your Majesty, the child doesn't cry now, so he must be fine. There is nothing to worry about."

Lin Yi nodded and said, "Okay, let's leave it at that."

He originally wanted to go to bed, but when the child cried, his heart would twitch.

 Whenever you squint your eyes, you are like a crying and frightened child. No matter how big your heart is, you cannot sleep.

Mingyue followed him and said as he walked, "Your Majesty, I have arranged for someone to prepare breakfast for you. Why don't you eat something before going to bed."

Lin Yi smiled and nodded. After eating two pastries and a bowl of soy milk in the hall, he fell asleep soundly and slept until noon.

 Hunting in the west wind.

Lin Yi squatted in the room, next to the stove, not intending to go out.

 But when I think about wasting my time every day, I feel an inexplicable feeling of guilt.

study?

 What a joke!

 Not only did he receive nine years of compulsory education, he also successfully squeezed into university from the single-plank bridge and completed higher education!

 Given the current level of technology in the world, who else can teach him?

Of course, if you meet someone like Descartes, Fermat, or Leibniz who is at the level of a great master, just pretend he didn’t say anything!

 Learn calligraphy?

Although Shi Quan, Wang Qingbang and others complimented him, after a long time, even a fool can see something.

 A person like him really has no talent for learning calligraphy.

The real level is not even as good as Fang Pi and Wang Qingbang's disciple Fang Bin.

 After all, I was carefully educated by people like Xie Zan, Wang Qingbang, and Chen Desheng in Sanhe Academy!

 From the regular army!

As for Lin Yi, he brought over his habits from his previous life. He finally met a big boss like Chen Yan, but he didn't take him seriously and continued to follow his own wild path.

 The word nowadays is three different things.

　　People who see his name for the first time don't dare to laugh, and will only suppress their faces until they turn red.

Therefore, after gaining self-awareness, except for writing novels and other official documents, he no longer used his own pen and asked Liang Yuanzhi to ghostwrite for him.

 As the largest leading cadre in the Liang Kingdom, what’s wrong with finding a penholder?

 So, it’s really inexplicable. He can really live his whole life in a muddle-headed manner. Why should he feel guilty?

 “Your Majesty,”

Jiao Zhong said cautiously, "This year's Oiran Competition has begun. If the prince is willing to reward me with a favor, it will be like falling from heaven and it will be a great honor for them."

 “I won’t go, I won’t go,”

Lin Yi sighed, "If I go to a place like this again, people like He Jixiang and Chen Desheng will definitely have a heart attack. They are older, so I have to think more about them and not really **** them off."

It's not a big deal for the regent to visit the brothel, but it's shameless to do it so openly!

 If you don’t set an example for the times, you can’t let the world deteriorate, right?

 If he casually destroys the image created for him by He Jixiang, Chen Desheng and others, it will be difficult to maintain it in the future.

The embankment of a thousand miles was destroyed by the ant nest.

 Life is like a play, this is probably the so-called character design!

 The character design is unstable and blurs every minute.

 “The prince is wise,”

Jiao Zhong thought for a long time and said awkwardly, "What does the prince mean?"

 Go fishing again?

Aren’t you tired of this thing?

 What’s the point?

 No wonder they say they and the prince are weird!

I have never seen anyone so obsessed with fishing, rain or shine!

 As a bodyguard, he was so exhausted!

 “Let’s go to the palace for a while,”

Lin Yi thought for a while and said, "I should have gone to the palace yesterday, but I just went now. I wonder how angry the old lady must be."

Jiao Zhong naturally knew who the "old lady" he was talking about to the prince was. Who else could she be besides Concubine Yuan Guifei?

 So he hurriedly said, "I obey the order."

 Speaking, he went down and started preparing the frame.

 After Lin Yi drank a pot of tea, he washed his face and changed his clothes.

At the door, I felt the wind was getting stronger. I first looked at the black donkey with sparse hair, shivering in the cold wind, and then at the gorgeous carriage, and finally got on the carriage without hesitation.

The weather is cold, the wind is strong, the 360-degree panoramic sunroof, four-wheel drive, and leather seats are not suitable for him.

The donkey watched helplessly as he entered the carriage and brayed several times.

Everyone in He Wang's Mansion was very emotional. In the world today, except for the empress in the palace, the only one in the world who dares to express dissatisfaction with Prince He so directly is this donkey.

 Enter the palace gate, got off the carriage, did not take the sedan chair, but bundled up tightly and took a shortcut to the imperial garden.

Lin Yi said as he walked, "It's so cold today. If you can't keep warm in the house, why don't you go to the imperial garden? The flowers and plants in the garden have faded, so what's there to see?"

Xiao Xizi said, "To inform the prince, the Ministry of Rites has sent a big bear from Donglou, a small country in the north of Saibei. The color is white, which is different from other places. It is said to live in the far north.

To celebrate the prince's regency, they sent people to the far north to search for the white bears. For these two white bears, countless Donglou warriors died and were injured. "

Lin Yi smiled and said, "How much money did the envoy from Donglou give you to speak for them like this?"

Xiao Xizi sneered and said, "Your Majesty Mingjian, if they are disrespectful to Your Majesty, no matter how much money they give, I won't say a word of kindness to them."

“You’re getting more and more weird, you can’t even speak properly anymore, so you just tell me how much money you got,”

Lin Yi said angrily, "Don't treat so many weak things."

 “Your Majesty,”

Xiao Xizi knelt on the ground, "Thirty thousand taels!"

"stand up,"

Lin Yi smiled and said, "If you see it, give me half and help rebuild this beast garden."

There are not only flowers and plants in the imperial garden, but also a zoo of animals. There used to be many rare birds and animals.

However, due to the breeding level and financial pressure, in addition to a few white cranes and mandarin ducks, the most common ones are four-legged hounds, which are deeply loved by the concubines in the palace.

From the perspective of the frugal Emperor Delong, raising hounds is a very cost-effective thing!

Hounds can make people happy, accompany them in hunting, and eat leftovers like pigs.

Lin Yi suddenly felt a little sympathy for him.

 In some respects, emperors are just like ordinary people. As long as they become poor, they will pursue cost-effectiveness.

 The wealthy locals never seek the best, only the most expensive!

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Xiao Xizi was stunned for a long time before he hurriedly said.

"you are not happy?"

Lin Yi asked.

Xiao Xizi said hurriedly, "It's a small honor to be able to honor the prince. If others want such an opportunity, they can't even ask for it!"

 He is telling the truth!

 Prince He is no longer the prince He used to be. He is the regent, performing the duties of the king on his behalf!

Being able to spend money with Wang Ye can't ask for eight lives!

"That's good,"

Lin Yi put his hands in his sleeves and said slowly, "Repair the observation deck. The big bear is locked tightly. Don't come out and hurt anyone."

Xiao Xizi said, "Don't worry, Your Majesty. Xiao Xizi has specially arranged for a dozen masters to be in the garden. Animals are still animals and cannot make waves.

If he dares to act arrogantly, he will skin the little one and make a cloak for the princess. "

 “White Bear Cloak?”

Lin Yili was happy, "It sounds good, let's go and have a look."

 Turning left and right in the Royal Garden, before reaching the Garden of Animals, I heard a burst of laughter.

Seeing Lin Yi stop, Xiao Xizi said, "Your Majesty, except for the empress, all the concubines in the palace are here."

Lin Yi smiled and said, "I see, then just say something and don't be intrusive, ladies and gentlemen."

Hearing the laughter of the Yingying Yanyan, he actually felt a little relaxed and happy.

Xiao Xizi understood the idea, cleared her throat, and said loudly, "The regent is here!"

 He was glad that he had practiced the lion's roaring skill again at this stage, and his voice became clearer and clearer.

Hundred Beast Garden was silent for a while.

Before Lin Yi arrived, a group of maids and eunuchs had already knelt down to salute.

Lin Yi waved his hand for them to stand up, looked at Concubine Yuan Gui, who was sitting motionless on the chair, and said with a smile, "Son, I would like to express my regards to my mother and concubine, and to all of you empresses."

Concubine Yuan Guifei said calmly, "You are still filial, and you can actually remember that there is a concubine in the palace."

Lin Yi saw all the concubines bowing to her and saluted her, so he slightly leaned forward to return the salute, and then said to Concubine Yuan, "Concubine Yuan has wronged her son. The young people are making trouble these days, and the son has a headache, but he has neglected his concubine." , I hope my mother-in-law won’t be offended.”

After finishing speaking, he looked at the two dirty white bears sitting under the observation deck, and said with a smile, "They are so dirty, and no one will wash them?"

Concubine Yuan rolled her eyes at him and said, "Such two ferocious creatures, in my opinion, must be very powerful. If a fifth-grade person like me goes, I probably won't be able to get a good deal. If you let others go, it will probably be in vain." One life.”

 Concubine Tang on the side smiled and said, "Our empress is the most compassionate. She sympathizes with these slaves and refuses to let their lives be in vain."

Lin Yi smiled and said, "Why is it so troublesome? I remember that the pool below was running water. Why is it so dirty now?

If the water is dirty, these white bears probably won’t bathe in it. "

Xiao Xizi hurriedly said, "Prince Qi, there is indeed running water here, but a few days ago, there was some trouble in the water channels of the Imperial College and Xinghua Tower. For safety reasons, Commander Liu Kan blocked the water channels in the palace. Living."

 “Nonsense,”

Lin Yi shook his head and said, "Isn't this because of choking?"

He can understand the actions of people like Liu Kan. After all, the lesson Qi Yong taught everyone last time was too profound.

 But if there is no living water in this palace, wouldn’t it be more troublesome?

 “Your Majesty,”

Xiao Xizi said with a smile, "The younger one also advised Commander Liu in the same way. It's just that he spoke softly and was not taken by the Commander. He said that special times naturally require special treatment."

 The lower your voice is when you want to speak.

 The air suddenly solidified.

 Everyone held their breath. Some admired Eunuch Xi, while others were worried about Liu Kan.

Would the young commander of the standard guard be harshly reprimanded by the regent?

“Give me the order to open the floodgates,”

Lin Yi said calmly, "It is impossible to bring living water into the palace, but stagnant water will not work after all."

There are many precious goldfish in the lotus pond in the imperial garden. If the water is not changed for a long time, they probably won't survive.

 He does not blame Liu Kan.

 Actually, I'm even more angry at Xiao Xizi, the little bastard, because he still doesn't have a long memory.

But he is short-tongued and soft-handed. He just got someone's money, so it's hard to turn his back and deny him. He just waits for the next opportunity to teach this **** a lesson.

ps: Recommend the new book "Teacher Come Soon" by Ye Duzui, reborn as a teacher in 2005

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