I Can’t Be a Sword God

"I am a little spirit who has been cultivating in this mountain for three hundred years, without a name or a surname. My friends in the mountain call me Xiaodiexian..."

After getting up, the girl introduced herself.

"Oh?"

Hearing this name, Wang Longqi and Du Lanke both moved their eyebrows, then looked at each other, then closed their eyes together, and at the same time stretched out a finger to poke the girl's forehead.

Du Lanke asked, "Die Xian, when can I marry a daughter-in-law?"

Wang Longqi asked: "Die XianDie Xian told me, how many wives can I marry in this life?"

"..." The girl was silent, she stopped talking, and swallowed the phrase "stupid" that had reached her throat.

After some restraint, he reluctantly smiled and said: "Two, I am a butterfly, not the pots and pans..."

"Um..." Wang Longqi smiled upon hearing the words, "Hahaha, yes, it must be a butterfly in the mountains..."

To ease the embarrassment, Lao Du smiled, "Oh, I don't know what kind of butterfly you are, Miss Xiaodie. It must be very rare to cultivate such a beautiful face."

Xiaodiexian gave a sweet smile and replied softly: "I am a tender butterfly."

…

In this mist, a few people have finally figured out the origin of this Xiaodiexian.

It turns out that she has been practicing in this Dongjiang Valley since she was born, and she is also considered at ease. Fukuzawa in the Dongjiang Valley is a beautiful place with a lot of vegetation and elves, most of them are not hostile, and get along well with each other. For hundreds of years, there have been no disputes, and even less harm.

But a few days ago, a group of cultivators suddenly came, and they cast spells to summon this strange mist, blocking the entire valley from the outside world. A monster in the mountain went to stop, but was directly killed.

When the mist completely enveloped the valley, they did not know where to summon a large number of strange, half-human, half-demon existences. These half-demons were numerous and powerful. Their arrival also brought annihilation to the vegetation elves in the valley.

The water and soil in the Dongjiang Valley are beautiful, and there is a kind of heaven and earth treasure that is called the fairy grass. And after those half-monsters arrived, they actually wanted to get rid of all the other vegetation in the valley, leaving only the herb of Returning Immortal Grass to grow.

In this way, I don't know how many vegetation elves will be killed, because most of the plant monsters that have spirits still can't move their bodies.

Monsters in the form of beasts like Xiaodiexian are naturally free to move around, and most of them have escaped for their lives. But she didn't want to deviate from her homeland, and as a butterfly fairy, she had been close friends with the grass and trees in the mountains for many years.

However, she was weak and weak. In the battle to rescue the grass and trees in the mountains, she was chased by two half-monsters and fled all the way in embarrassment, almost losing her life.

At this time, I happened to run into these powerful human cultivators, and for a while, they went to the doctor in a hurry, and they could only ask them for help.

It was also because of her luck that she happened to meet these few people.

"Half-human and half-demon?"

"Return to Immortal Grass?"

Listening to Xiaodiexian's description, some familiar scenes couldn't help but come to Li Chu's mind.

As early as in the Hangzhou Mansion, the fledgling Li Chu once destroyed the rebellion conspiracy of Jiangnan Wangji Baxiao. Later, during the interrogation, Chaotianque learned that he had a plan to use the elixir of the demon gate Baishigong to create a large number of tricky drugs called good fortune pill to concoct the army.

This kind of pill can quickly transform a person into a bizarre existence that is half-human and half-demon, greatly enhancing combat effectiveness. If it weren't for the Jiangnan King's fascination for a while, he had used this medicine on Liu Qinglian in Taogulou before mass refining, and he might not have exposed it yet.

It was also because of Miss Xiaoliu that Li Chu met Chen Huaji, the king of licking under Chaotian Quemen, and the "always" little genius doctor of Xuanhu Villa, etc., and made some strange friends.

And there is a main medicine in that good fortune pill, that is, returning to immortal grass.

This herb is extremely harsh in the choice of growing environment, and it is difficult to store, so it must be obtained nearby. At that time, Jiangnan King’s subordinates found a lake called Qinze near the Hangzhou Mansion where the immortal grass grows. There are many demon bears in the area, and the water ghost of Qinze who kills talents to give grass...

Although it has been a long time, the existence of these half-demons and Immortal Returning Grass made Li Chu dare to conclude that the cultivator who summoned the white mist here must be related to the magic door.

And the man in the magic door in the north is probably one of the five Dharma kings who have ever met, the Golden Bodhisattva.

Thinking of this, Li Chu said, "Be careful, this may be the work of the Golden Bodhisattva."

"It turned out to be the Golden Bodhisattva..."

Old Du frowned slightly and nodded, revealing a somewhat tricky but not so difficult look.

Maybe he didn't even pay attention to him. He was a hopeless old-age observer in Shenluo City, and he didn't know when he started, and he felt that the heroes of the world were becoming more and more commonplace.

"Ms. Butterfly, the matter here should involve the magic door. We will not sit idly by and ignore the matter of the devil who injures innocent vegetation and elves. You are most familiar with this mountain, so please lead us and take us to the meeting. Those half-demons for a while."

"Daoist..."

Xiaodiexian stared at Li Chu in a daze, and didn't quite understand why he was dominated here. Obviously the wretched man behind him is the boss of the Chu Sect whose cultivation level reaches the sky...Looking back at Wang Longqi, he seems to have no objection to Li Chu's words.

Then just listen to him.

Xiaodiexian smiled sweetly, maybe because he was handsome.

"Okay, I'll show you the way, but that group of half demons is extremely cruel...they are so many..."

"Don't worry, Miss Butterfly..." Lao Du pulled her sleeves and signaled her to lead the way with confidence. At the same time, he gave a thumbs up with his right hand and whispered, "My master, invincible."

…

In the depths of the mist ahead, a large camp was established at some point in time.

Half-monsters of various shapes walked around in this huge camp built by the valley. Although these half-monsters have turned their bodies into monsters, they still have the same living habits as humans, and they are not used to eating and sleeping.

In a two-story wooden building in the center of the camp, a man in a white robe was standing in front of the hall, and there was no one else in the house.

Only in front of him, there was a black wooden sign erected, and the incense burner in front of the table was clearly a spiritual position. A line of large characters was engraved on the spirit plate, "The spiritual position of the best friend Zuo Dannu".

Facing the spirit card, the man said solemnly: "Zuo Dannu... The Lord's plan of good fortune pills has been completed, and the scene you and I envisioned will be realized. Those who have taken our good fortune pills will sweep the world. Although the starting point is not Jiangnan, It’s the Northland..."

"I will take your last will and go all the way..."

"That little Taoist named Li Chu, sooner or later, I will go to him for revenge!"

"If you know well, just watch that day!"