American comics: This guy is crazy

At night, the full moon hangs high.

Female agents wearing black tights shuttled through the fallen city.

They were like ghosts in the night, silently killing sentries and guards and sneaking closer to the prison where the target was imprisoned.

One after another, the Skeleton Division soldiers did not react and died under various means.

They are secret agents of the Soviet Union, collectively known as the Black Widows.

He was brought into the Red Room from a young age and underwent various trainings, specializing in performing missions such as infiltration, rescue, and assassination.

In the cells, the scientists were sleeping.

After all, sleeping makes you forget about hunger.

Bang!

A special smoke bomb was thrown in, and a light mist sprayed out.

Special gas penetrated into everyone's nostrils, instantly waking them up.

In the moonlight shining through the ventilation window, they saw two black widows watching them outside the iron fence.

Stop talking, we are Soviet agents, specially here to rescue you.

Among them, a black widow explained: The gas just now is a special stimulant that can temporarily stimulate your potential. Remember, you must obey the arrangements throughout the process.

All the scientists nodded in unison, their faces full of excitement.

Escape to the Soviet Union is undoubtedly the best choice.

Easily unlocking the door, Black Widow counted the people.

When he checked until Allen, he asked: Who are you?

He is a fool who was persecuted by the Axis powers. Don't ask. Some scientists reminded him.

I am Special Agent Durex Dupont, codename Ling Ling Fa.

Allen compared his right hand to a pistol, trying not to be too confident.

Okay, let's go together.

Saving one more or saving one less does not matter to the black widows.

As for the identity verification issue, professionals will be responsible for it when we return to Suzhou.

They are all scientists who can be locked up together. They are all treasures to the Su country. It seems that their brains are not normal, and they may be able to research something great.

Black Widow has a detailed plan for her mission.

The evacuation route has been clearly arranged.

Along the way, the black widows hiding in the dark gathered and entered a private house in the darkness.

After lifting up the carpet and pulling up the wooden door, a tunnel had already been dug out.

Allen asked the black widow beside him: What are the requirements to become a black widow?

You can't.

The black widow glanced lightly.

Why? Allen pouted stubbornly.

“Black Widow Recruits Women.”

How can you assume my gender? You are discriminating against me.

Allen asked sincerely: Is it too late for me to have surgery now?

The other person stopped, looked him up and down, and then continued walking forward.

But who is Allen? How could he give up the opportunity to strike up a conversation and pretend to be mysterious: I actually know one of you black widows.

Don't believe it, there is something wrong with her lifestyle.

I've been with so many people, like Captain America, Winter Soldier, Hulk, Hawkeye, Iron Man, there are so many that I can't even count them. You don't want to imitate her.

Allen smiled mischievously and said: There is a saying on the Internet, the Hulk smiles slightly, and the life or death of the Black Widow is unpredictable.

Her name is Natasha, do you know her?

At this time, Black Widow turned to stare at him and said in a cold tone: I am Natasha.

...

The atmosphere suddenly froze. Allen's expression was stiff for a few seconds, and he said awkwardly: Don't make trouble, her hair is red, and yours is blond.

I dyed my hair.

Natasha's explanation was impeccable.

Allen felt deflated for the first time, but he pretended to be calm and said, I just said nonsense because I was sick. Do you believe it?

I do not believe.

You Jiangzi are so awesome, I won't play with you anymore.

Allen was deeply frustrated.

After exiting the tunnel, we were already outside the city. There was an off-road motorcycle hidden in the woods beforehand.

A black widow led a scientist, and Allen looked at Natasha awkwardly, because everyone else had already set off.

Natasha said coldly: Get in the car.

Allen got on the back seat, held the other person's hips with both hands, and said happily: I knew my sister wouldn't be angry with me.

As soon as the accelerator was turned, the motorcycle sped along the muddy road.

Sister, the pelvic bone I hold has a special name, called the Grip of Love.

Sister, you still look good with red hair, but you look slutty when you look at it.

Sister, are you pretending to be cold by not speaking?

Sister, do you have something on your mind?

Sister, I used to be a half-immortal, and I specialized in telling people's fortunes. Please ask me to tell you.

Sister, you have a strong destiny, and you will be full of love affairs when you grow old.

Sister, am I very happy if my calculation is accurate?

Sister, I have a secret...

Bang!

The motorcycle crashed straight into a tree.

Allen and Natasha were thrown away and rolled several times on the ground.

How do you drive this car? Do you have a driver's license?

Allen spat out a mouthful of dirt and was about to activate the chattering machine gun when he felt a chill on his forehead.

Natasha pointed the gun and warned: If you don't shut up, I'll shoot you in the head.

I, Yan Shuangying, bet that there are no bullets in your gun. Allen said calmly.

Bang bang bang...

The three gunshots were deafening, but Allen remained calm.

Let's go, get in the car.

Natasha walked towards the motorcycle, ready to help her up and continue on her way.

What are you saying? I can't hear you.

Allen's ears were surrounded by lingering sounds, and he fell into a buzzing tinnitus. He did not forget to add: I knew my sister was reluctant to kill me.

Boo hoo hoo…

Several long roars were heard, and flares rose into the sky one after another, illuminating the dim wilderness in bright red.

In the distance, the roar of vehicles came, presumably the Skeleton Division discovered that the scientists had escaped.

Natasha anxiously pulled Alan into the car and rushed to the agreed place.

Sister, are the three shots just now declaring sovereignty over me? Allen shyly leaned on Natasha's shoulder and said: The domineering female agent pursues the spiritual young man, and the three shots declare that the world will never be separated.

Boom boom boom...

Natasha twisted the accelerator hard, trying to cover up Allen's voice with the roar of the engine.

But the problem is that Allen's ears are ringing now and he can't hear the roar, but he still chatters endlessly.

Veins bulged on Natasha's forehead. If it weren't for the mission, she would really want to kill the annoying guy with one shot.

After arriving at the designated location, a speedboat was placed on the riverside, and the next journey required water to the country of Su.

The others had already taken the lead in other speedboats.

Waiting for Natasha and Allen to drive the speedboat some distance away, the soldiers of the Skeleton Division had already chased them to the shore and fired at them angrily.

It's a pity that the effective attack range is exceeded.

No need to send it off, I'm leaving.

Allen waved to the people on the shore.

Dr. Zola, who commanded the army, raised his hand to stop the attack and said with satisfaction: The first step was completed very smoothly. I hope they can pass the review.

Among the scientists, there are naturally Hydra spies.

They have always been willing to spend money to induce the Black Widows to rescue, even at the expense of many soldiers. It can be said that those who achieve great things do not stick to trivial matters.