American comics: This guy is crazy

Chapter 33 I, Agent Durex Dupont

Don't worry, I won't let you take that risk.

Dr. Zola was thinking, how could the good things of ten beauties be given to you, a lunatic?

Allen couldn't help but look disappointed on his face, and he regained his composure and said firmly: Please organize to send ten blond, blue-eyed, long-legged beauties to test me.

Where can I give you ten women, all with blond hair and blue eyes and long legs?

Dr. Zola rolled his eyes, recovered a little and said, This mission is very important, and you need to act as a triple agent.

Yo, triple agent!

Allen placed his right hand like a pistol on his chin and said solemnly: This task is extremely challenging and very consistent with the temperament of my 007 agent Durex Dupont.

...

Durex is a condom company founded four years ago.

If Dr. Zola hadn't used it before, he would have actually sent a letter to the fraudster.

The mission is very simple. We will create an identity for you, first lurk in the Soviet Union, and then move to America to establish a spy intelligence system. Don't worry, someone will pick you up.

Allen said confidently: There is nothing in this world that I, Durex Dupont, cannot do. I want the glory of Hydra to spread to every corner of the world.

Dr. Zola nodded with satisfaction.

Although Allen has a little problem with his mind, there is no doubt that he is enthusiastic about Hydra.

Hearing that he can talk a lot, there is an endless stream of compliments.

As the city was captured, Eren chased them shouting Long live Hydra.

Red Skull took a look and realized that this guy was a talent, so he brought him over to join him.

As the war continues to escalate, Red Skull plans to establish an intelligence network and decides to insert spies into his opponents' homes.

Based on the principle of making the best use of everything, Allen's seemingly abnormal state may be regarded as a reasonable disguise.

Excuse me, Dr. Zola comforted.

What hard work?

Allen suddenly said: I really need to find me ten blond, blue-eyed, long-legged G-cup beauties wearing lace suspenders and white stockings!

If you don’t have ten beauties, do you want ten strong men?

Dr. Zola winked at the soldiers on the side, and immediately, two soldiers stepped forward to lift Allen up.

Dah, this is my first time with a man. I'm not mentally prepared yet. Dah, Dah...

Two soldiers dragged Allen out.

Dr. Zola pushed up his glasses and said to himself: Forget it, he is just a smoke bomb. I hope other agents will go well.

Hydra agents are trained through extensive training, how could they really put their hope in a mentally ill person.

The more chess pieces are used for sacrifice, the harder it is for Su Guo and America to find the real target.

At this time, Allen let the two soldiers hold him up, dragging his legs and refusing to walk by himself.

I am innocent. You have to believe me and let me see the Führer. I am the Führer's classmate at the Vienna Academy of Arts. If you dare to touch a hair of my armpit, the Führer will not let you go.

The quality of the soldiers was very high, and they turned a blind eye to Allen's constant chatter.

He was escorted to the cell at the target location and pushed him in impatiently.

Before leaving, a soldier did not forget to ridicule: Who doesn't know that the head of state is a failure.

Allen stopped making trouble and observed everyone in the cell.

Each of them was a little older and skinny from hunger, and at the same time they looked at him with pairs of bulging eyes.

One prisoner asked casually: Young man, what did you do to get here?

You are so handsome that you are jealous of others.

Allen flipped up his broken hair and said extremely narcissistically: I have a damn good-looking appearance. I wake up at eight o'clock on time every day, and I have never slept in. I am really unfortunate among all the blessings.

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The prisoners looked at each other, their eyes full of regret. Some people sighed: A good young man was tortured to death in the hands of a skeleton master.

We scientists who oppose the war are not willing to obey. As a result, it is estimated that we will not be able to walk out of the prison alive.

Science is for the benefit of mankind, not for war.

Yes, war is a crime against humanity.

…

Allen understood and was imprisoned in a prison full of scientists.

Don't worry, everyone, justice will definitely defeat evil, and we will definitely be able to escape alive. Allen posed with a pistol again and said confidently: No one can kill me, Durex Dupont.

Save your strength, these Nazis are only given one meal for three days. Even if the cell door is open, we can't get far.

One prisoner lifted up his clothes, revealing a row of obvious ribs, making him look completely skinny.

Each one of them was like a walking skeleton, gasping for breath after taking a few steps, and it was impossible to escape the blockade of the Skeleton Division.

Fortunately, I was smart and caught a Pokémon before I came here.

Allen took out a half-dead four-legged snake from his trouser pocket, held it in his hand and shook it, showing off: Duoxinxuan, such a big one is enough protein for three days.

Gudu.

Some looked disgusted, others swallowed.

I'm so hungry that I want to take a bite if I can.

Seeing how good you are at talking, I'll give it to you as a meeting gift to make you a friend.

Alan gives the gecko to the first scientist he talks to.

In full view of everyone, the scientist stuffed the food into his mouth hungrily, fearing that someone would snatch it away if he was slow for a second.

Bang bang bang...

At this time, the soldier hit the iron fence with his baton and shouted: It's time to eat, it's time to eat.

Putting down the two barrels, the soldier turned and left.

The scientists looked at the barrel with disgust, but no one came forward to receive it.

Why don't you eat?

Allen couldn't wait to step forward to check the food.

Someone told the reason: Don't eat it. It's just leftover swill mixed with bread. You won't even eat it if you feed it to the pigs.

It's delicious.

Alan had a piece of brown bread in his mouth and a grilled sausage in his hand.

It's bread!

And sausages!

I'm afraid I'm not dreaming.

For a time, all the scientists rushed forward, scrambling to grab the food.

vomit…

The scientist who just ate the gecko was holding his hand on the wall and vomiting.

Life is full of surprises. One second, he was lucky to be able to eat meat today, and the next second, fate played a hellish joke on him.

Snapped!

Allen threw the bread and sausages on the ground and shouted: Don't eat it, it's poisoned.

For a moment, everyone fell into silence and looked at him at a loss.

They didn't give us food before, but now they bring us food. They must be poisoning us to death. It's really despicable.

Allen's cleverness and IQ occupy the high ground and he comes to a quite reasonable conclusion.

It makes sense. Wait and see if the person who ate it is okay. If he is okay, eat it again.

They are so vicious, I thought they were showing kindness.

Fortunately, I didn't eat a bite.

I didn't eat either, so I was almost fooled.

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Not long after, the soldiers came in and took away the barrels. Looking at the remaining food, they couldn't help but muttered: What a bastard. I won't even eat what I gave you, and you still complain that you are hungry every day.

As the scientists watched the barrels being carried away, they suddenly realized that the food was not poisonous and they could really improve their food.

I haven't eaten yet, come back.

Don't go, give me a piece of bread.

Please, let me take a bite.

Unfortunately, the soldier turned a deaf ear and disappeared at the end of the prison.

At this moment, pairs of eyes glared at Allen.

If he hadn't listened to the madman, why would he have been hungry?

Allen pointed to the bread and sausages he had thrown away on the ground: Don't panic, everyone, I am smart and hid a piece of food in advance.

Is that what you hid?

You lost that!

Of course, no one could care so much. They fought for the remaining food like vicious dogs, and it even escalated into a fight.