Chapter 280

People who are drunk always dream, but Sou Wu Tuma had strange dreams. He even dreamed that the tiger, who was an animal, didn’t run away after seeing him, but rushed forward.

“Bang!” To the animal that provokes him, Sougo Doma has no mercy, and hits him with a straight punch.

The tiger actually knew fighting skills, put on a defensive posture, backed up a few steps, and blocked it.

Should I run away now? Doma Sougo thought so.

“Roar!” I didn’t know that the teacher suddenly roared and rushed up again. He was very fast and powerful. No wonder there are adjectives like tigers and tigers, but Tuma Zou Wu didn’t panic at all. He turned sideways a little, then The tiger rushed to the air, and he took advantage of the trend, and the tiger was taken away by his own speed.

“Huh, scum!” Tujian Zouwu snorted coldly, and then went to other places in his dream to stroll around.

I don’t know that the tiger looks like a fine, and it runs with two feet. Far away is a sliding shovel. It is as fast as the wind and its momentum is like electricity. A tank just passed by here and was shoveled by the tiger. It flew straight to the sky, however, the tank was just cannon fodder, and the real goal was Sou Maura!

Tuma Zouwu’s eyes condensed, and he could see that the power hidden behind this sliding shovel was like a big wave surging up on the sea, it was a natural disaster!

Fortunately, Sougo Doma once learned to protect the ball. Although he can’t do it like Henry, he can barely defend himself with such a sliding shovel. Therefore, he just moved the football that does not exist by his feet. Then he was engrossed in waiting for the sliding shovel to arrive.

Whoosh!

The tiger’s sliding shovel had an afterimage, but Doma Sougou had already put the non-existent football on a pad. He jumped up in the air and escaped the sliding shovel. Then, he was heading towards the tiger. With a push on the body, the tiger, who was in a sliding shovel state, could no longer control the inertia and shoveled forward.

After a while, I heard a sound of “ping-pong-pong”, the tiger couldn’t get up again, and the strange dream that the earth always realized also came to an abrupt end, and once again entered a dreamless sleep.

After getting up from the room that could be called a kitchen, Hiratsuka fell into autism.

Last night, she originally wanted to drunk the student with the problem of Sou Mazuo Tuma, listen carefully to his heart, and then prescribe the right medicine, so that the guy who can’t find the slightest enthusiasm in his eyes restarts to enjoy the struggle and work hard.

But it’s not that she is not strong, but the enemy is too cruel, 46-degree shochu is the guy who drinks water, no, it should be said that drinking water is not so scary, no one can blow three bottles of 46-degree shochu in one minute and his face will not change. ?

At that time, Shizuka Hiratsuka: (⊙ˍ⊙)

I looked at my two bottles of beer, and I felt like I could fight for it.

Two minutes later, Hiratsuka regretted that it was too late.

She has forgotten how she was drunk, the wine was drunk too fast, and the wind was blowing too fast.

After she woke up in a daze, the three questions of philosophy appeared.

who is she? Where is she? What did she do?

Looking around, it was her apartment. It was safe. It seemed that Shizuka Hiratsuka remembered to go home even if she was drunk!

Look at the clothes again, they haven’t been taken off.

Hiratsuka Shizu: -_-|||



Forget it, she don’t expect such a good thing to happen.

Woo, but after getting drunk, she actually lay on the tatami without making up the bed. No wonder she would wake up cold. She was really lazy. After Shizuka laughed at herself, she secretly said:

“I really underestimated that guy, but who knows that there are humans who drink wine as water! Forget it, let’s talk to him again if I have a chance…

Wait, there was nothing ugly since I was drunk yesterday? No, definitely not. At least, I can still touch the apartment by myself, which proves that I still have a little consciousness in the end, like hitting up a man, talking nonsense, it is impossible to happen. ”

“Sure enough, character is wine!”

Shizuka Hiratsuka kept comforting herself, and kept thinking in the best direction, just.

“Hoo~~Hoo~~!” Someone’s breathing in his sleep suddenly came over.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: “…”

Wrong, illusion, it must be an illusion, shake your head, this sound will disappear, this is just a hangover sequelae.

“Hoo~~Hoo~~!” The breathing still remained.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: ヾ(゚∀゚ゞ)

What the hell, the old lady was drunk and brought the stranger home? As a result, the old lady is still sleeping on tatami mats? Thinking about it this way, it feels worse than X%. Is it so bad for her?

Who is that guy who doesn’t open his eyes?

Suppressing an anger, Hiratsuka walked in the direction of the sound of breathing. The man slept well, not only did he make up the bed, but also covered it with a comfortable quilt.

Hiratsuka Shizu: (ノ`ー´)ノ・・・~~┻━┻

Isn’t this special bed and quilt? Why can others slept under her quilt, but she has to be awakened by the cold wind at night? This is so unfair! Moreover, it is still in her house, which is even more unfair!

Let’s see who it is, Shizuka Hiratsuka turned on the light-Sougo Doma!

Hiratsuka Shizu: -_-|||

After a long silence, she finally made a decision, no matter who this guy is, she would dare to let her sleep on the floor, or the one without the quilt, to die!

Hiratsuka rushed forward menacingly, like a hungry tiger rushing for food. I never thought that Sougou in his sleep was a straight punch. The punch is very fast. If ordinary people have to be panda eyes, fortunately, she is also practicing. After that, he quickly put on a defensive posture, but he still took a few steps back before releasing the power of that punch.

Shizuka Hiratsuka:…(⊙_⊙;)…

Although I have thought that this guy has practiced fighting, he is too strong, right? Can you have this reaction when you fall asleep? She doesn’t believe it!

“Go to die!” With a loud shout, Hiratsuka swiftly moved forward, preparing to use her unique skill, iron fist bombarded towards Sougo Doma, but he didn’t think that Sougo Doma suddenly turned to the left in his sleep and turned over. , While her fist fell through, Tuma Zougou followed her force and pushed her out.

Ten seconds later.

Hiratsuka Shizuka who stood up: #—_—

Isn’t this guy pretending to be asleep?

Very well, no matter whether he is pretending to be asleep or not, he is dead. She really has no other way of attacking except iron fist. If she used a sliding shovel back then, even the bear had to retreat, a sleeping dirt room. Sougo…

Wait, then! Hiratsuka gritted his teeth quietly.

In her excitement, even the stove table was overturned by her, and she was getting closer to Sougotomu, even closer!

Then.

She slid directly into the suspected kitchen.

“Ping pong pong…”

The pots and pans fell down, smashing her all over.

Hiratsuka is quiet, autistic.

Why on earth is this!

Sovereign Enlightenment of the Earth: “Hu~~Hu~~zZZ”

Shizuka Hiratsuka: “…”

and many more!

Shizuka Hiratsuka suddenly found a blind spot. Why did Sougo Doma sleep in her apartment? What happened after she got drunk last night?

Isn’t it just a few bottles of beer? Why do I get drunk and even lose my memory.

Just when she had this idea, she saw a bunch of empty wine bottles, bourbon whiskey, gin, Hengshui Laobaigan, Red Star Erguotou…

Shizuka Hiratsuka: “…”

Ha, ha ha, did you drink so last night?

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