A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Isn’t there such a saying?

‘It’s not easy to learn well, but it’s easy to learn bad things. ’

Jon felt that the ‘golden spirit’ passed down from generation to generation in the Joestar family had finally ended with him.

The work of random thoughts.

The ‘progress bar’ is still rising.

[The stand-in authority is being seized, the current progress is 45%.]

"Asshole." Weibinuo, who sensed something was wrong, turned his head with difficulty, "I will definitely kill you!"

"oh."

Jon was unmoved.

On the other side, Xu Lun and Ames' cooperation became more and more tacit.

‘Freedom of Stone’ is treacherous and changeable, and can be attacked or defended.

‘Kiss’ has extraordinary speed and amazing power.

Sisters join forces.

The effect highlights a ‘brutal’ one!

Those ordinary felons were no match for them, and they all screamed and fell to the ground.

The two of them got more and more excited as they fought.

There was a faint red light shining in his eyes.

At this time, the old man who had always stood still suddenly jumped into the battlefield.

I saw him doing three somersaults with agility that didn't match his age, and landed safely in front of Xu Lun and Ames, "Your abilities are really interesting."

After saying that, he started to warm up by himself, as if he didn't take the sisters seriously, "The stand using "Thread" is flexible and changeable, but after seeing it too much, there are only two moves to go back and forth." , nothing to worry about;

The stand that uses "stickers" is barely adequate in terms of strength and speed, but lacks flexibility in his moves and is not worth mentioning. "

The old man waved his hand and continued: "'White Snake' told me that there is an extremely difficult guy among you, who has made me worried for a long time.

But now it seems that the worry is unnecessary. "

Oh, what a loud tone!

Xu Lun and Ames looked at each other and raised their middle fingers to the old man in unison.

The old man didn't take it seriously and introduced himself: "My name is KENZO. I am seventy-eight years old. The secret to my health is eight and a half hours of sleep a day and a cup of urine therapy in the morning."

By the way, you know "urine therapy", right? "

Urine.

Urine therapy?

Hearing this word, Xu Lun and Ames almost vomited.

too disgusting!

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Scanning the two people, Kaizu Monster smiled and stretched out a hand. In the palm of his hand, a green substitute that resembled a compass slowly emerged.

After muttering a few words under his breath, he turned his back to Xu Lun and Ames without warning and walked away.

The two sisters were stunned for a moment.

Immediately, anger boiled over.

There must be a limit to looking down on others!

"Freedom of Stone!"

"kiss!"

It's too late, but it's soon.

The two avatars attack at the same time.

Unexpectedly, Kaizu ignored them at all, walked to a certain position in an orderly manner, turned around and said: "The "auspicious position" is mine, and the victory or defeat has been decided. "

Xu Lun \u0026 Ames:? ? ?

‘Crack. ’

At this moment, the ceiling above the two of them shattered inch by inch, and countless gravel and bricks fell down!

They raised their heads in disbelief.

The next second, the two figures were submerged in rubble.

Kaizu was not surprised.

Good luck and bad luck accompany each other, and good fortune and misfortune depend on each other.

His 'Dragon Dream' does not have the ability to attack or defend. Its only function is to indicate "good or bad".

‘Occupy the “auspicious position” and you will be invincible! ’

Kaizu firmly believes in this.

And the result was just as he expected

——No need to do anything, the enemy will be finished naturally.

It’s so gratifying, so gratifying~

The old man had a good idea.

However, Xu Lun and Ames are not people who die easily.

‘Whoa, whoa, whoosh’

The rocks surged.

The two crawled out with blood on their faces, breathing heavily.

"Immortal."

Ames's eyes were full of fear.

If Xu Lun hadn't used the web of "Freedom of Stone" as a buffer at the critical moment, they might have been killed instantly by that weirdo who drank urine.

On the side, Xu Lun couldn't help but clenched his fists.

First there were John Gerry A and Spots Marks, and then there was Kaizu

Is she really useless, a loser who only knows how to rely on her family?

Take a deep breath.

Xu Lun closed his eyes.

Then suddenly open it again!

One breath of life.

She didn't believe it. There was no enemy she could defeat in Nuo Da's "Green Dolphin Prison".

"Hey, little girl over there."

Just when Xu Lun strengthened his heart and planned to compete with Kaizu again.

The 'Dragon Dream' in Kaizu's palm suddenly said: "My name is 'Dragon Dream'. I am a stand-in for determining "good and bad directions". I maintain an absolutely neutral position. The reason why the old guy was safe just now is because I told him the location of the "auspicious position".

It just so happens that the two of you are standing in the "unfortunate position".

For the sake of fairness, I will tell you the "auspicious position" now, please listen carefully."

‘Dragon Dream’ (×)

‘The dream of a young boy’ (√)

Kaizu jumped up and down in anger, "Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

'Dragon Dream' ignored it and pointed its tail to a certain place. "The 'auspicious position' has appeared, and that's where it is, 'the dry direction is 127 degrees, 30 minutes and 15 seconds'!" "

After saying that, Kaizu jumped out like a rabbit.

Xu Lun and Ames met.

Gritting his teeth and stamping his feet.

I can’t control that much anymore, go ahead!

This time, the two of them were really lucky.

Although Kaizu was very skilled, he was too far away.

Xu Lun and Ames arrived first and reached the "auspicious position" first.

"Well done!"

‘Dragon Dream’ looked very happy.

As an absolutely neutral stand-in.

It only requires three things:

Fair, fair, damn fair!

"Eula!"

I don't know if the "auspicious position" is really useful, or if the substitute is more powerful under the influence of psychological suggestion.

In short, after occupying the "auspicious position", Xu Lun immediately launched an attack.

The fast-moving Kaizu was hit by the 'Freedom of Stone' and fell heavily to the ground.

"NICE PUNCH!" Ames was so happy that he quickly launched a combo, "Go ahead, kiss."

In terms of destructive power and speed, 'Kiss' is better than 'Stone Freedom'.

In an instant, the punch was as fast as lightning!

Kaizu dodged in embarrassment, as frightened as a bereaved dog.

Xu Lun and Ames pursued the victory.

Halfway through the chase, 'Dragon Dream' spoke again: "Little girl, you have stepped into the "evil position" again. "

Nani! ?

The sisters were immediately shocked.

Having achieved his goal, Kaizu laughed wildly, "Ignorant country girl, "good and bad" Feng Shui is not static. You are too young to fight with me! "

As he spoke, the huge fan used for exhaust suddenly fell down!

This scene is very much like a scene from a horror movie Xu Lun once watched.

Things took a turn for the worse!

Ames hugged Xu Lun's waist.

‘Hiss. ’

The sticker split into two, and the two of them flew backwards in a strange way, returning to their previous position.

BOOM!

Smoke and dust were everywhere.

Staring at the exhaust fan that collapsed on the ground not far away, Ames's forehead was covered with cold sweat, "What a risk!"

"Ames, what happened just now?" Xu Lun asked in surprise and fear.

"Since this is an auspicious location, of course I have to be careful. When 'Stone Freedom' hit the old guy, I put stickers on the floor tiles under my feet. I kept holding the protruding tiles in my hand so that I could come back at any time. "

Ames explained briefly.

As she said that, she looked at Kaizu with a gloomy expression, "Xulun, now is not the time to relax, cheer up!"

Hearing this, Xu Lun's eyes froze.

Yes, it’s not time to relax yet!

She slapped her face to focus more.

By now.

If you want to defeat the enemy, you can only occupy the "auspicious position".

However, the other party said that "good and bad" Feng Shui is not static.

Want to leave the victory or defeat to illusory luck?

Xu Lun shook his head secretly.

No.

There must be some way to reverse the "good or bad"!

"The feng shui has changed. The auspicious position is now '37 degrees, 14 minutes and 7 seconds away from the earthquake direction', and the unlucky position is '56 degrees, 23 minutes and 15 seconds away from the direction'."

'Dragon Dream' really didn't treat Xu Lun and Ames as outsiders, and they shouted loudly.

Although Kaizu hated his stand-in, he still had no doubts about the "good or bad" directions announced by him.

Three steps combined into two steps, two steps into one.

The old and immortal guy just wants to run.

Ames' reaction was not slow either.

The muscular sister is young and powerful, and her speed is even three points faster than Kaizu.

Xu Lun hesitated for a second and made up his mind.

What is unexpected is that instead of running to the "good position" with Aimees, she rushed to the "unlucky position".

Kongtiao Xu Lun, the first person to charge in the reverse direction!

"Haha! This place belongs to me."

After all, Kaizu was closer to the "auspicious position" and arrived at the place mentioned by "Dragon Dream" before Ames.

Ames secretly thought it was not good, but his movements did not stop.

The "auspicious position" does not belong to whoever occupies it first.

But whoever can get to the end will be the winner!

"die."

The muscular sister controlled ‘Kiss’ and punched hard.

Unexpectedly, Kaizu was much more flexible than expected!

He lowered his body to avoid the attack of 'Kiss', rolled on the spot, closed the distance between him and Aimees, stretched out his four fingers, and hit the muscular sister's thigh like a poisonous snake.

Ames was in pain and subconsciously squatted.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Kaizu thrust his hand into Jiegui's mouth at lightning speed.

"Did you know that a direct blow to the fourth neck bone from the mouth can damage the nerves leading to the kidneys, which can cause human drowning?"

At this time, Kaizu was like an old cat teasing its prey.

"Goodbye, silly little girl."

"Uh huh" Aimes seemed to want to say something.

Wherever Kaizu would give the opponent a chance, he would kill him without even thinking.

Suddenly, his expression froze.

He looked at his arms wrapped in silk threads as if he had seen a ghost.

Ames took the opportunity to break away from the control and spit seven or eight times, but it still failed to weaken the nausea in his heart.

"Damn it." She cursed: "For a pervert like you, hell is the best place for you!"

Turning his head, "You think so, Xu Lun."

Xu Lun, who was next to the "fierce position", smiled and said, "You're absolutely right, Ames."

The thread was glued to Ames' body by her.

When Ames got close to Kaizu, the thread of 'Stone Freedom' naturally entangled the real enemy.

Xu Lun called this tactic - 'fishing'.

"Damn country girl! How dare you plot against me!"

Kaizu struggled desperately.

If he hadn't been bent on killing Ames, with his powers of observation, he wouldn't have discovered the clues until the threads were wrapped all over his body.

Xu Lun retracted the thread bit by bit.

The entangled Kaizu was like a loach, rolling around on the ground.

"'Dragon Dream', damn thing, help me!" Faced with the crisis, the old immortal couldn't calm down anymore, "I am your master!"

"Sorry, Kaizu, I am absolutely neutral." 'Dragon Dream' said lightly.

"ah!"

Kaizu screamed wildly and resisted desperately.

But how can human power compare to the ‘freedom of stone’.

Like dragging a pig to death, Xu Lun forcefully dragged the bad old man to the "bad position".

'Dragon Dream' didn't forget to remind her, "Left, left, yes, yes, yes, a little further to the left, no, no, no, you pulled it."

With this substitute, there is no need to worry about the master not dying.

When Kaizu completely entered the "evil position".

A meteorite fell from the sky without any warning!

Kaizu.

Can't get up again.

He died at the age of seventy-eight.

"Huh~"

After completely eliminating the enemy, Xu Lun looked as if he had just been fished out of the water, covered in sweat.

Substitute battle.

This is a substitute battle.

It requires both a battle of wits and a battle of courage.

Somehow, she thought of her father, Kujo Jotaro.

"How many difficult enemies do you have to defeat before you can be called the 'God of War'?" Xu Lun murmured.

At this time, Qiaoen, who was in a good mood, quietly appeared next to Xu Lun and said, "Granddaughter, what are you thinking about?"

Xu Lun was startled and almost didn't punch Qiaoen.

Controlling her emotions, she said angrily: "You didn't come until after the beating?"

"As you said, I have noticed the performance of you and Aimes." Jon smiled, "You did well, I will reward you with a little red flower."

Logically speaking, with Xu Lun's temperament, he shouldn't be happy when he hears compliments.

But somehow, a hint of joy inevitably arose in her heart.

"snort!"

Xu Lun snorted coldly and tilted his head as if embarrassed.

Jon blinked.

No, you must not take the tsundere route.

Tsundere has long since withdrawn from the environment.

"Xulun!" Ames ran over, "Is that guy Kaizu dead?"

Without waiting for Xu Lun's reply, Jon said with certainty: "He's dead. He's so dead. How can I still make a false move?"

etc.

What does ‘you take action’ mean?

It means you summoned that meteorite just now?

Xu Lun and Ames looked at Jon at the same time.

Jon touched his nose proudly.

Just when Xu Lun, Ames and Kaizu were fighting in full swing, he successfully seized the permission to use "Planetary Action".

Of course, normally, each person can only have one substitute.

After wasting some effort, Little D was deprived of the core ability of ‘Planetary Action’.

In other words, the function of 'Gate.Quiet.ACT2' has been improved by one, and it has learned the primary meteorite summoning technique.

The one that killed Kaizu just now was Jon's practice work.

"Xu Lun, I want to hit him." Ames said quietly.

"If I couldn't beat him, I would have killed him long ago." Xu Lun agreed.

Qiao Qiaoquan acted as if he didn't hear it and spread his hands and said, "Okay, I don't need you to remind me how much I am hated by people. I know it in my heart."

After a pause, he pointed at the top of Xu Lun's head.

"Rather than this, you should pay attention to the little red flower above your head. It is about to bloom."

Xu Lun:? ? ?