What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

“What the hell am I…”

Chen An directly swayed: “Have you met a ghost?”

” Fuck!!”

“So, now those things below will also chat online?”

“Right!”

At this moment, Chen An suddenly understood, and through his own brain, he connected everything together.

“I said he was a young man, how could he not know about the existence of a tea girl? It is okay to deceive the middle-aged and the elderly, or the young? Even many young people are waiting to sell tea The girl comes to the door and counter molesting, okay?!”

“And he is not as handsome as a person, this is also a big problem!”

“Unless, he is always below , It’s Apiao!”

“And only Apiao doesn’t know the existence of the tea girl, so I believe it…”

I Di Niang!

When Chen An thought of this, his heartbeat accelerated, and even his breathing almost stopped.

“According to those stories, A Piao came to find netizens, he must be taking them away. I am still alive because I am a man, right?”

“If I really were the girl in the photo, I’m afraid already…”

“His!!!”

At this moment, Chen An only feels that the surrounding temperature drops instantly A lot, the whole person is almost stupid!

He tremblingly copied the surveillance video footage to his mobile phone, and then left his home like a run away. The door was broken?

If its broken, its broken. What else is more important than your own life? !

He was a little calmer until there were many people, but even so, he was still very scared.

Until…

He suddenly thought of something!

“Not good, shouldn’t he add other people?!”

At this moment, Chen An was confused and even opened his own “colleague group” and posted A message: “Brothers, are you all right?”

“How?”

Soon, many people responded.

“What can be wrong? You have an accident?”

“Hey, I am idle, so I havent opened any orders today, the current tea girl More and more, Kaizi is obviously not enough!”

After most of the people responded, Chen An relaxed: “It’s okay, so I suggest you don’t do this business in the future. “

“What’s the matter? You were arrested by the police?”

“No, let’s not cheat or steal or snatch it. It is a regular tea sale, at most it is packed. I…”

“Shente, the police, if I were the police, I wouldn’t be afraid!” Chen An spoke directly and began to scold his mother: “I fucking met a ghost today!”

“Huh?!”

“Fuck!”

“Old Chen, do you tell us what the hell story in broad daylight?”

“That is, we are a group of big Lords, are you afraid of you talking about this stuff?”

“mental disorder, it’s okay I will continue to work, I just added a few hundred people, and I am about to cast the net What…”

“You still cast a net, you really don’t want to live!” Chen An foul-mouthed: “Okay, you don’t believe me? You all think I’m joking, right? Fuck , Ill show you the video!”

“Im so fucking scared to death, and now Im still full of wounds, so I didnt dare to go to the hospital, just because the hospital Yin Qi is heavy, I’m afraid I will encounter that ghost again!”

He foul-mouthed the video and uploaded a copy to the’colleague group’, and said: “I’m afraid you will not be afraid to watch yourself, anyway I dont care, I dont dare to take this job, Mad, not to mention, the doctor I contacted came over and asked him to show me the chrysanthemum……”

……

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Chen An no longer speaks.

But in the group, dozens of local’colleagues’ are all strange.

“What the hell?”

“Isnt the Old Chen normally distrustful of these things?”

“Maybe I really encountered something Yes?”

“Hey, just watch the video!”

“Yes, yes, watch the video!”

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The video is not long, it only takes 3 minutes from beginning to end. Everyone has time to watch, so everyone who is online now clicks on the video…

After 3 minutes…

The group exploded.

“Fuck!?”

“(__)!!!”

“What the hell is that?”

“I know a little bit of technology, I slowed down the thirty two times, because his camera is too spicy, there are basically a lot of afterimages after slowing down to this level, and then I see… That special thing swishes all of a sudden, in less than a second!!!

I dont know what, I turned the computer and the table into a powder, and I broke the chair. , Let Old Chen chrysanthemum, and then swish again, people are gone!”

“Your uncle, this is really the hell!!!”

” But dont you say, that ghost is pretty?!”

“Fuck, no matter how good a ghost looks, is he a ghost, or a man, you are all interested in this?!”

In a foul-mouthed exchange with have one’s hair stand on end, someone was relatively calm and suggested the possibility: “Old Chen has left the country by himself, and he is indeed’chrysanthemum disabled’. I feel pain when I look at it, so I am sure Its not a video I found on the Internet, but is it possible that its synthesized?”

“Impossible!” A member of the group who just said that he knows a little technically solemnly vowed: “Say, I know a little technical, although not deep , But I can still tell whether a video has been edited and synthesized.”

“To be sure, this is the original video!”

“Fuck! Your letter Stop talking about the ball guys, I’m fucking scared…”

“This is really hell!”

“Damn it, hell, what the hell is that this ghost will be because This reason comes home, I fuck, feeling that our industry is an absolutely high-risk industry!”

“What to do?!”

Scared urine!

Who is not afraid at this moment?

If it is a edited video or special effects video and so on, then everyone will have fun, but now, this is happening to acquaintances!

The cause is so special that each of them has a certain connection, because they are all doing the same thing.

What if I have encountered this kind of thing? !

That ghost is terrific!

“Call the police!”

At this time, Chen An bubbling again.

“Old Chen, are you chrysanthemum okay?”

“Fart, its okay! Te Niangs doctor is cleaning my wound, and I need stitches, saying its painful. Let me find something to do…”

“…So what did you find?”

“Nonsense?”

Chen An scolded _”In ancient times, Guan Yunchang played chess attentively and healed his wounds. Today, I am Chen An scolding a group of friends to sew chrysanthemums!”

“His, 66666!”

“fierce person !”

“Cowhide cowhide…”

“Six hammer skins, it hurts me so much, I will call the police now, the fucking thing is endless…”

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As he said, Chen An was going to call the police, but there was some persuasion on the matter.

“Wait, Old Chen, how did you call the police?”

“What did you say? Of course speak frankly!”

“So, you Prepare to report to the police: I was killed by a ghost, will you help me catch the ghost?”

pu!! !

When a large number of group friends who were paying attention to the matter saw this, they did not hold back a laugh, but in order to take care of Chen An’s emotions, they did not send it to the group.

When Chen An saw this sentence, he was dumbfounded.

I’ll go to your uncle!

What is this called?

He scolded his mother: “Of course I wouldn’t be so stupid. Can you talk about this kind of thing? Just say hell, just ask them for help?”

“…This is not Is it still the same? You call the police and told them to catch ghosts? They just hang up your phone to save you face, and they may even say that you call the police, spread rumors, and it is possible to arrest you!”

Seeing this sentence, Chen An was taken aback, and then reacted.

This is really nothing to say!

Call the police and let the police come to catch ghosts?

I’m afraid it’s almost the same if I caught myself!

“Then…what should I do?…Holy shit, it hurts me to death!”

Listening to Chen Ans screams, and then thinking about his experience, All the group friends are numb, and while considering whether they should change their careers, they also help make suggestions.

“Call the police. It’s definitely impossible.”

“Yes, it’s definitely impossible!”

“In this way, I suggest you bring The video goes directly to the police station. In this case, the police can’t say that you have reported a fake policeman, right?”

Chen An: “It makes sense, can they help me catch ghosts?”

“Who knows this?”

“Well, it doesn’t matter whether they will accept this case…or else, I know an Old Daoist Priest on the mountain, who is very good at catching ghosts. Very, lets make two-handed preparations. After you sew the chrysanthemums and call the police, I will help you contact this Old Daoist Priest. When you are done, lets ask Old Daoist Priest to help?”

“Okay, that’s it Do it!”

Chen An has decided, just do it!

Then… separate operations!

The chrysanthemum is finished, but it hurts!

But at this time, Chen An didn’t care about that many anymore, and went straight to the nearest police station, even riding a motorcycle!

…

In the police station, a policewoman who had just graduated was sitting there…

When Chen An saw it, she suddenly felt better , Walked over and said: “Police Uncle… uh, police officer.”

The policewoman Zhao Tongtong was very angry and funny: “What’s the matter, please?”

“I call the police.”

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Alarm? !

Zhao Tongtong’s eyes lit up.

I just went to work for a few days, but the past few days no one came to report the crime, at most I called the police, but it was not my own answering the phone. At this moment, the first case came to my door and I couldnt help being excited. a lot of.

But…Chen Ans complexion was very miserable at first sight, and she couldnt express herself well, so she said: “Please speak!”

At the same time, turn on the computer and prepare to record.

“That, police officer, I would like to ask you to help me catch ghosts.”

Zhao Tongtong, who is full of excitement: “(O_O)????”

Wow!

like a bucket of ice water poured from head to toe, just like an ice bucket challenge, Zhao Tongtongs excitement instantly cooled: “What did you say?”

“Comrade police, I’m serious Yes!”

Chen An said one word: “I want to invite you to catch ghosts.”

Zhao Tongtong: “…, if you want to catch ghosts, go find a Taoist priest or a goddess. , Why are you looking for our police? That is not our business scope.”

She almost laughed angrily.

Having finally waited for the case, this is the result? !

“I tell you that harassing the police is an obstruction to official duties, and I have the right to detain you! Also, are you calling the police?!”