Warhammer: Start with a dog

Gua.

Okay, I didn’t expect that today’s Lantern Festival would be all caused by family members...

During the day, my father insisted on putting on a show and eating glutinous rice balls, tormenting the ninety-year-old man, and he didn't finish it until the afternoon.

In the evening, a certain Homo sapiens cub made a big mouth and talked nonsense, which made my uncle miserable. Now my uncle is so angry that I feel like I can't pull him back (desperate).

The whole family is actually counting on me, a super social worker, to travel back and forth for more than ten kilometers to mediate and comfort each other in this damn rainy and snowy weather...

Then I have to go out for a walk twice a day in the morning and evening, clean and feed the dog, and take care of the puppy after it eats, drinks, and poops.

It was so cold that I felt like I was about to pass out there in the afternoon. It was so cold that my fingers began to develop arthritis.

It’s really difficult for human beings to deal with household chores... It’s not that complicated for me. I have high blood pressure every day, and it’s hard for an upright official to handle household chores!

I had not planned to ask for leave, but now I have to. There is an old uncle who is very angry because he has not been calmed down. My mother is still giving me a WeChat video to show her strength... (I really want to turn into a corpse at this moment)

Sorry sorry...

In short, I wish you all family harmony and reunion!