The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

Hexagon's unbelievable voice came over, and then he said: Aren't you humans afraid of demons? Why are you humans so strange?

I used to stick my tentacles into my neighbors' rooms and they would yell in terror, and if I said something like 'I'm going to swallow you' or 'I'm going to bite you', they'd go away. They will be so frightened that they will kneel down and beg for mercy, and ask Lord Demon to forgive them...

Not only are you not afraid of me, but you also hurt my foot, and now you want to treat it, are you crazy?!

I'm not crazy. Batman said very calmly: Humans have a rule, that is, to repay kindness with kindness, and to repay grievances with evil. You told me a lot of information and the escape route, so I am willing to repay you. You, treat you...

No, you must be trying to lie to me. Liujiao resisted very much, he said: You are trying to lie to me, let me stretch my foot over and burn it...

Batman heard some movement from the opposite side, and the demon seemed to be curled up in a corner.

But he was not moved at all, picked up the straw mat in his room, and said: If you don't stretch your feet, I will light this straw mat and throw it in front of your cell door, so that the flames will burn. It will burn into the room, trust me, it will hurt a lot more than the lava fiend hitting your foot with a ball of fire...

You! You... Liujiao seemed to be unable to find an adjective to describe Batman. After a long chat, he only said one sentence: You evil human...

After a while, a trembling black tentacle stretched out into Batman's cell. Batman grabbed his tentacle and took a look. He found that the surface of this black tentacle was covered with a shadow-like The mist, this layer of mist that Batman has never seen and cannot handle, but the limbs under the mist are solid, and there is a scar like a burn on it.

It was somewhat similar to the burns Batman had seen before, and he could even see the charred tissue under the black skin. He touched the edge of the wound with his hand, and Hexagon let out a violent scream.

Batman thought for a moment, then said, The burn on the wound isn't a big deal, but the thing that hit you broke the soft tissue and scratched the muscle, and I'm going to debride you first, and then maybe some stitches... ...

After finishing speaking, he started to deal with it without hesitation. Of course, under such conditions, there is no way to anesthetize. From the beginning to the end, Liujiao didn't even have the strength to scream. After withdrawing the tentacle, he said in a trembling tone:

Human beings are really scary...

After wrapping up, Batman also felt a little tired. It was already late at night, so he hung the torch back on the wall, laid out the straw mat, leaned his back against the wall, and slowly fell asleep.

Early the next morning, he was awakened by the shouts from Hexagon next door.

My God! It really doesn't hurt anymore! Why is this? Is this some kind of healing magic? Are you a magician among humans?

The drowsy Batman rubbed his eyes to wake himself up, and then asked, Do you know a magician among humans?

I have seen it once. Liujiao said hesitantly: Last time, someone came to inspect the mine. I saw a guy who was said to be a human magician, but I didn't see him cast magic...

The supervisor said that human magicians are very powerful. They can travel to and from hell and make deals with those powerful demon lords. They know a lot of magic, some of which can be used for fighting, and some can be used for healing...

Hexagon kept muttering in a low voice, Batman got up from the ground, went to the basin next to him to wash his face, just after he finished washing, the overseer opened the doors of their respective rooms, waved to them and said: Get up and do it! Live! Stop dawdling! That’s right! It’s you! Liujiao, come out quickly!”

Batman walked out of the door and saw the whole picture of his neighbor. Those black tentacles were not actually his feet, but his body. The hexagon was a group of black tentacles. He had more than six legs. There are more than sixty.

The tentacles took turns supporting him to walk, it looked a bit funny, there was a mass of black mist in the middle of the tentacles, and there was a scarlet eyeball in the mist, he blinked at Batman, as if to express his gratitude, and then left with the supervisor .

Standing under the bat standing there, he shook his head. He never thought that one day, he would stand in hell and lament how innocent the demons here are.

However, this is not unreasonable. According to the sociological knowledge that Batman has learned, any life at the bottom of society who is in a closed environment, has not received systematic education, and has no time to think will be relatively simple. It is not kindness, but pure ignorance, because of ignorance, so simple.

Another overseer led Batman up the stairs. Upstairs, Batman saw Schiller, and the two followed the overseer to the mine.

During yesterday's visit, they only saw part of the environment of the mine, and the working site is deeper in the mine.

Taking a minecart to the mining site, layers of log support structures appeared in front of Batman's eyes. The supervisor picked up his whip, waved it twice in mid-air, and said, Go over there! Get the tools and start mining! Don't let me find you lazy!

According to what the supervisor said, Batman went to the side and picked up a pickaxe with a strange shape, found a place where the ore was exposed, and started mining.

Schiller was standing obliquely in front of him, also tapping the ore. Batman had never seen his professor do any physical work, and Batman found that, judging from the way Schiller exerted his strength, he did indeed Didn't do any physical work.

When Batman rotates the pickaxe, he will lower his center of gravity and use the strength of his entire upper body to strike the ore fragments instead of swinging his arms alone, because he knows that in that case, he will soon be unable to lift his arms, but Xi Le is just the opposite.

At first, Batman was worried that Schiller's wrong way of exerting force might make him exhausted quickly, but soon he realized that he was thinking too much.

It is true that Schiller has never done any physical work, but his skill at catching fish is first-class. Every time the supervisor casts his gaze, he raises his arms high, and when the supervisor turns around, he gently puts them down again. It can block every supervisor's blind spot to be lazy and not work. After an hour, the rock formation only suffered a little skin trauma.

It's fine if Schiller doesn't work. In order to prevent the overseer from discovering that the output of minerals is insufficient, he took advantage of the devil next to him to work and poured the basket of ores he dug into his own basket. , masquerading as the fruits of one's own labour.

Not only that, but he also started to have a relationship with the demon next to him, and he didn't know what kind of words he used. After a while, he chatted with the old miner next to him.

After Batman dug a basket of minerals, Schiller had already started to smoke directly at the miners.

There is no human tobacco in hell, but there is something similar, which is snuff in a small bottle that looks like sulfur powder.

As long as you gently blow in with your nose, lift up the powder, and inhale it into your nose, the demons will show soothing expressions, as if they feel very relaxed. Schiller got a bottle of this stuff from somewhere, and now It was time to offer cigarettes one by one.

Batman put the minerals he dug up on the mine cart, and found that Schiller had already chatted with the supervisor next to him. The two of them were holding a snuff bottle, chatting while smoking.

Batman was curious about the content of their chat, so he approached there through the gap of mineral delivery, and then he heard Schiller say:

If you want me to say, the matter on the border is nothing at all. He, Grand Duke Astro, is very strong, but is Beelzebub weak? Not to mention, Beelzebub is also one of Satan, even if it has been said It is the weakest Satan, but it is also much stronger than Astro, which has only emerged in recent years...

I think so too. The red-skinned overseer took a puff of snuff and said, Ahem, the situation on the southbound border is not good. How dare he do anything on the eastbound border? If he really dares to call , will face the double attack of Beelzebub and His Majesty Belial...

Those people are just worrying. Astro has always boasted that his flying stabbing army is strong, but whether it is strong or not is not based on bragging. Does he dare to compare it with His Majesty Belial's troll stabbing army? I'm afraid not will be beaten and fled...

The supervisor laughed twice and said, Flying Stab Army? We all call it the Flying Fish Army! That idiot Astro caught two fish from somewhere and treated them as treasures. The ground troops are two hundred years behind him, when I heard the news, I almost died laughing!

Schiller took out another pile of powder from his suit pocket, handed it to the supervisor and said, One more pack, I'll go to work after smoking.

The monitor coughed twice, sneezed, and said: You are worthy of running out of the staff mansion. You have some knowledge. How about you go to the mine cart next to them and watch them deliver the goods? It's a job! I can't do it without the eyesight...

Schiller waved at him, then walked to the side of the mine cart, moved a stone and sat down beside it, smoking and chatting with the miner next to him.

With a bang, a piece of mineral was put down, and Schiller said without raising his head, This cart is full, get off.

Schiller looked up. Finding it was Batman, he took out a bag of powder and handed it to Batman, saying, You can try it, it's a special product from hell, it's quite strong.

Batman stared at Schiller and said nothing, Schiller clapped his hands and stood up, and then said: It seems that your plan is to get out of here as soon as possible, right? Well, I have no objection, you can go first, but I to stay...

I will take you with Alfred and Merkel. Hell is very dangerous. Alfred is very old. If something happens, his soul may be severely depleted...

Schiller shook his head with a smile and said: It seems that you don't know your housekeeper very well... Oh, by the way, it's time for dinner, let's go, let's go up first.

Batman put down the ore and walked out with the large team of miners. The supervisors yelled at the back and used whips to drive the weak miners away from the mining passage.

After walking out of the mine, the light became brighter, but there is no sunny day in hell. The light comes from the river of magma left in mid-air, and the volcano that has been erupting not far away.

As soon as he walked out of the mine, Batman began to look left and right, trying to find his butler in the crowd, but he didn't find Alfred. It wasn't until he reached the dining place that Batman found the familiar figure.

Alfred squatted on a rock beside the rice bucket, took a puff of snuff under his nose, and said to the overseer who was serving the rice:

With Astro's ability, dare to provoke His Majesty Belial? The troll stabbing army has been dragged to the Eastern Front for rehearsal, and when the battle lines are lined up, he will have to go home crying...