The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

The holy spring flowing from the sanctuary bypasses the city along the waterway covered with flowers, and the water flowers cheer and dance to create rainbow-like light spots in the air, and the fountain statues on the square emit oil-like bright water columns from the mouth of the fish. , the saints carried baskets and drove their flocks across the square.

From time to time, there will be angels in white robes and bare feet passing through the crowd. They greet the crowd with a smile, cross their hands on their chests, and greet them about the recent situation in heaven. Interesting things in the universe of work.

Countless multiverses share one heaven, but not every angel has administrator privileges. Most of the angels are still files in the computer, just like anti-virus programs. Only a few archangels headed by Lucifer are like Programmer sitting at the computer.

In other words, only the archangels are the only ones, and the newborn angels cannot manage the universe with avatars and projections, which is why there are constantly newborn angels in heaven, because the universe is also constantly increasing .

Whenever the universe increases, newborns will be born in the holy spring. Most of them will first go to the newborn universe to check the situation, and then go to the relevant heaven management department to be responsible for the maintenance of certain universes.

The archangels sit in heaven, but there are also countless avatars projecting to various universes. The newborn angels are mainly responsible for the stability of the church and beliefs, while the archangels must maintain the normal order and structural stability of the universe itself.

Mortals can summon different angels through the special runes and power operation methods formulated by heaven, but usually the magic circle for summoning the projection of an archangel is much more complicated than the magic circle for summoning newborn angels. It can be said that the master of this magic circle in the entire universe There are only a handful of people in the team, and most of them are well-known characters in comics.

The angels don’t really need any strength and faith to respond to the call, it’s more like an indicator in the comics, especially those archangels, they were created directly by the Supreme God, and the setting is a perfect creature, how could it be so bad? What about the mortal tribute?

To put it bluntly, they will set up countless avatar projections and assign them to each universe. In fact, it is because the editorial department has the consideration of spreading religious influences in the plot design, so they occasionally let some characters with religious elements respond to the call. They participated in the plot for a legitimate reason, which belongs to the setting at the bottom of the universe.

But for all creatures in the universe, this is a real world after all, not a cartoon, which can’t be drawn by turning the mirror and jumping the grid. This is a specialized subject that ordinary people need to learn and research to master the skill of summoning angels.

But here comes the problem again. Ordinary people's learning ability is not perfect, it can only be said to be full of mistakes and omissions. Not only do they like to take shortcuts, they simplify the magic circle at will without considering the effect, and they especially pursue efficiency. All sorts of weird catalysts.

There is a department in heaven that is responsible for accepting summons. They will answer calls from human mages, but sometimes the angels in this department are a little confused. Humans have made calls but not fully. It is possible that I made a wrong call. When I called, I hung up without saying the address. When I got connected, I had no idea what I was talking about.

Although the Archangel is omniscient and omnipotent, it is impossible to do nothing, squatting next to the phone every day to guess riddles, right?

Humans, short-lived species, lose a lot of knowledge every generation. The original rune system has been passed down to this day. The part that really works is like Jerusalem in the West. Even if it is an orthodox church, all kinds of prayers The language of operative communication is also missing.

After Lucifer returned to heaven, he found that the department that responded to the call was half-paralyzed. This is the main reason why Gabriel was able to do things in the world without being discovered for so long. No complaint calls could be made. Angels and their fixed believers The communication was not smooth, Michael asked and it meant that the world was peaceful, and Gabriel could of course do bad things as he wanted.

Lucifer wants to change the current situation. In fact, he originally wanted to directly modify the underlying files of the universe, reverse the thoughts of all mages or believers who communicate with heaven, and force them to remember runes.

But then I thought about it, the life span of human beings is so short, one generation changes every one hundred years, and at most ten generations have to be completely forgotten. Could it be that he has to come here every thousand years? Shouldn't he be exhausted?

Most importantly, it may be that God overestimated the memory and professionalism of the human species, and the initial set of runes and angels with a complex prayer system did not see it.

First of all, it is necessary to describe a very complicated magic circle, offer more than a dozen of thousands of sacrifices according to different functions, and then cooperate with different actions and prayer languages, and use a special power infusion method to make it possible to get through the angel's phone .

This in itself is to screen out those believers who are not devout enough to prevent heaven's phone from being blown up, but even devout believers will inevitably miss something when teaching this method, and some little clever ghosts feel that the advantage lies in my , it can be used even if it is simplified.” After several generations, the whole method has changed beyond recognition.

To solve the problem of forgetting the phone number after a few generations, the best way is of course to change the phone number to be simpler, but if it is changed simply, any cat or dog can call in, and the communication department will eventually be paralyzed.

Lucifer thought about several solutions, but they were either too troublesome or not effective enough, so he had to gather all the archangels, and everyone brainstormed to find a solution to the problem of communication between heaven and earth.

Of course, the archangels also include Bruce Wayne who occupies Gabriel's position.

Although angels are born perfect creatures, perhaps it is precisely because they are powerful and the environment in which they grow up is too simple, there is always a kind of beauty that is not polluted by knowledge.

More importantly, they are not human beings, so they cannot empathize with these weak races. They overestimate humans in some aspects, and underestimate humans in some aspects. The methods they propose are either too difficult for humans, or for angels. It's too troublesome, and I haven't been able to get any results after discussing it for a long time.

But at the end of the meeting, Bruce found Lucifer and volunteered to express that he could take on the responsibility of updating the contact information between heaven and earth.

Lucifer was overjoyed, not because he really cared about updating the contact information between heaven and earth, but mainly because it was better than anything else to find some serious business for this Batman who had grown crookedly into heaven.

Otherwise, Bruce stared at the pool in the church every day, and Lucifer worried every day that the next angel who came out would have green hair.

After the meeting, Bruce said goodbye to every archangel with a smile, and everyone responded with a smile. They were already used to the existence of Bruce, and it could even be said that he was more angelic than all the angels here.

Although the Archangel is a perfect creature created by God himself, Batman is obviously a perfect creature created by a higher being. Batman's personality is the most perfect human being in the world. His perfection is the setting of the bottom of the universe, even It is more stable than the existence of angels.

Originally, it could be said that Batman's shortcomings in interpersonal communication and emotional experience, but since Bruce graduated with honors from Schiller, he has completely thought about it.

When Batman finally doesn't have trouble with Gotham, there are too many things he can do, besides falling in love with Selena, researching plants suitable for Gotham with Pamela, going to Kent Manor and Mexico to develop agriculture, and Together with Lex Luthor, continue to improve the weather controller, establish the earth's magic defense network with Green Lantern, Hal, and Supreme Mage Strange, and build a space station with Diana, and at the same time create chaos in the inner world, heaven and hell. Fleeing, he looks familiar among all the angels and demons.

Because Bruce acts in heaven completely according to the behavior template of a perfect angel. He is beautiful, wise, holy, and not lacking in majesty, so Michael likes him so much.

Because of Schiller, Lucifer came into contact with Bruce Wayne earlier, and it can be said that he grew up watching him. Lucifer is very aware of how trendy this special Batman is, so Lucifer has often been in the Worried about the safety of his brother's life and property.

Hearing that Bruce was going to take on the heavy responsibility of updating the way of communication, Michael expressed his full support and gave Bruce most of the authority needed to change such rules.

Of course, Bruce is not just talking about it, he really has a way to update a communication method that is simple but has a threshold. Simply put, it is mathematics.

If you want to ask who can memorize the 100th decimal place of pi, then the number of people may not be many, but if you ask who can count the last 100th place, the number must be hundreds of times the former.

First of all, it doesn't make much sense to memorize a hundred times of pi after the decimal point, it's just a string of numbers, but behind the ability to calculate the number of decimal places is a whole discipline.

Compared with a series of complex numbers that need to be memorized and are usually useless, it is obviously a discipline that can not only play a role in daily life, but also conduct in-depth research and seek truth. inherited.

Bruce intends to establish such a discipline.

After in-depth communication with Strange, Bruce discovered that the magic of the two worlds is not only inferior to the earth's magic defense network.

In comparison, the inheritance of magic in the Marvel world is more complete, and because of the lack of energy in the past, many disciplines have been developed to maximize the use of energy in the case of energy depletion, such as the most effective way for humans to enter the interstellar road teleportation magic.

It wasn't until he got in touch with Strange that Bruce knew that the portal didn't just use magical power to connect two space nodes to transfer objects or people there.

How to teleport the farthest distance with the least force, how to intelligently judge the objects passing through the portal to adjust the amount of energy used for transmission, how to open the portal under various interference conditions, and how to lower the threshold of using the portal To the lowest level is the essence of teleportation magic.

Similarly, there are magic defense network science, magic item infusion science, and emerging magic wand making science. An inescapable scientific research project in these Marvel world magic disciplines is how to save energy and maximize the use of energy.

It can be said that even with a superficial understanding, Bruce can discover that the universe Strange is in must have had a rather difficult and poor time, but this is not something to be ridiculed.

On the contrary, because of the long-term abuse of energy and overdrawn costs in the DC world, no one concentrates on studying a certain subject. All the inheritances left now are unclear on some issues, and some even do not make sense. Contingency plans and troubleshooting methods are to infuse energy with greater efforts, without any rigorous spirit of scientific research.

Taking this opportunity, Bruce intends to comprehensively reform the knowledge inheritance system of the entire magic world, at least establish a basic subject of runes first, and then talk about others.

But when he started to try, he discovered a problem. The only magician in this universe who can be called a master of runes, John Constantine, can no longer use magic.

So Bruce had to find another way.

To solve this unsolvable problem, it is impossible to limit the vision to this universe, but it is not so simple to interfere with other universes, and the strategy Bruce intends to adopt is-fishing.