The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Ma Daren wants to cry without tears. As a toilet, he has been conscientiously guarding the built-in toilet of Wang Ling’s bedroom for so many years… Although he has seen the ass of all the men in the Wang family, he has been so offensive and in-depth…

But this girl is obviously not aware of the shrinkage of this problem. She happily wanders in the inner world of Ma Daren, and her mouth is not close enough. The branches that extend from behind are taking a lot of nutrients from the feet. It seems to be walking on a golden food beach…

“Yu girl… Really, don’t make trouble again…” Ma Daren can’t stand it anymore. He feels his legs are soft and he can’t stand up! It’s strange to blame this Yu girl’s suction is too strong!

He has been a toilet for so many years, sucking countless things into his stomach, and talking about the suction on the horse, he admits that he has no opponents… But today he hit the girl, Ma Daren found himself too young…

It can only be said that Yu girl is not a girl, but as a tree spirit derived from the cosmic god tree of the seventh universe, from the moment she grew up after receiving watering from the sapling, Yu girl grew up with her strong nutritional absorptive capacity. This step… It is no wonder that this girl can become the best one in the ten universes.

When the Yushen tree of the rest of the universe just had a Dolan sword, the girl of the seventh universe had already succeeded in the six gods…

Yu Shenshu ran in front, and Ma Daren chased after him, until Ma Daren was too soft to run, and the girl finally stopped and firmly grasped the hand of Ma Daren: “You are the toilet. I am a tree spirit, we are born to be a pair!”

Ma Daren was shocked… between the two, there is actually a connection!

“I don’t care, since he followed Gu Shunzhi, he didn’t feed me once, although the quality of the fertilizer in your space is uneven, but at least the number wins!” Yu girl praised, but Ma Daren has nothing at all. I am not happy…

When it comes to Gu Shunzhi, Ma Daren suddenly became curious: “Trying to ask a girl, why did you choose to be with this Mr. Gu…”

Yu girl smiled a little shyly: “I was urinated by so many people. Those people used me directly as a public toilet. Later, it was found that Gu Shunzhi’s fertilizer was abnormally good, and I decided to follow him. But he, every time. It’s been a month of excretion, and it’s really anxious to die!”

Ma Daren: “…”

High-level comprehensions can control their metabolism, and cosmic orderers like Gu Shunzhi often forget to go to the toilet because of too busy… but don’t know why, Ma Daren is in Yu’s words. I heard a bit of spoiled taste…

Yu girl: “That, if you don’t mind, I signed a contract with you?”

Ma Daren was shocked: “You and me? I… I am just a monster that has been spotted…”

Yu girl bit her own finger: “What is your relationship with me? I only know that you are a master who can feed me! And you have a lot of excrement in this space. I went to the province to eat.”

Ma Daren took a deep breath: “Yu girl can’t be… You have to sign a contract with me, you have to cancel the contract first?”

Yu girl: “If you cancel the contract, you will cancel the appointment. What is great.”

Ma Daren was sweaty and could only edit the excuse quickly: “This is even worse… if my master blames me and returns me to the original shape. You may not find me in this life…”

Yu girl sighed: “Your master is really strict! But look for your homeowner to get the head office? What do your host like? I will send a gift!”

Ma Daren: “Dry… simply face…”

“This is simple!”

After that, Yu girl’s gaze began to explore from her feet.

Ma Daren: “What is Yu Girl looking for? There is no such thing as a face…”

“Who said that?”

After that, Yu girl took a squat of stool: “Look, this sputum is just a face. Others can’t see it, but I can see it at a glance! These things are filthy in your eyes. Things, but in my eyes, they all look like they were before.”

Ma Daren was shocked and eclipsed: “…” This… What is this ghost ability!

After that, Yu girl began to identify other feces: “Look, that’s big, this is the spicy hot pot. And the color looks very fresh, it’s the fruit salad! And there is still Yes, it is Huangqi chicken rice, Overlord macaron, six-layer beef burger, whole lamb, steamed bear’s paw, whole reed, burnt duck, roast goose, Sao pig, Sao duck, Sao chicken, bacon, pine flower belly child……”

Ma Daren: “…”

……

8 month 19 day, Saturday.

The sixth day of the official start of the summer vacation.

Immortal Toya’s Chrysanthemum Island, came a very familiar patient…

This person is not someone else, it is Li Dio…

Since the last time he was forced to feed the face, Wang Ling had smoothed a bacterium inside, and Li Dio’s diarrhea had not stopped, and his body was about to collapse. His son Li Hao has been driven out of school, and he also received a secret report, knowing that the school’s group of managers intends to send them to the vampire management center of the country.

So Li Dio took Li Hao out of Songhai City overnight and tried to come to the Chrysanthemum Island…

When Immortal Toya saw Li Dio, Li Di’s whole person was very embarrassed, completely without the appearance of the former juvenile, and the whole person was like a zombie.

On the side, Li Hao, who was muscled and smashed, slammed into the ground: “Imperial! I beg you! Help my father! We have nowhere to go, we can only come to you!”

Immortal Toya originally didn’t want to take care of this file. After all, this is the person who named the real person…

However, the doctors are benevolent… Immortal Toya is a bit stunned to see the painful diarrhea of ​​Li Dio.

If left unchecked, Li Dio is likely to die like this diarrhea…

“Your father, still diarrhea?” Immortal Toya asked.

“He is wearing an anal plug now, but in fact it is very difficult.” Li Hao, the son of the answer, Li Dio has completely said nothing, even when he was on the island, Li Hao was carrying.

“I can’t cure your father, but it may ease some of his pain.” Immortal Toya stared at Li Dio with a deep sigh.

Li Hao bowed his head: “The school’s business… I am sorry…”

Immortal Toya looked at Li Hao: “It seems that you have not yet realized. The reason why your father and son have such a end is not a school matter.”

After that, Immortal Toya wrote three letters in the void and left a sentence: “Bring your father in, and then go to yourself.”

Li Hao stared at the three English letters and looked awkward.

G…C……M?

what does it mean……