Vice President of Deyun, starting from withdrawing from the mainstream

I have to say that Chen Huanyu's move was really good.Both of them are professional practitioners of comedy, and many topics are interesting in themselves.In the show, Yingda talked a lot about the sitcom "I Love My Family", including Ge You and others.And Guo Taoer, needless to say, picked up the stalks and dropped the topic frequently, making the scene laugh constantly.Now many people are laughing happily, leaning forward and back together.After the show was over, Chen Huanyu and Hou Sanwen looked at each other, feeling that the show was done.They are all people in this industry, and it is easy to see whether the quality of the program is good or not. …………………… The next day, after getting up from Hou Sanwen’s home, Chen Huanyu had a lunch with Uncle San, and was about to leave and go to Deyun Club.After tidying up the bowls and chopsticks, Hou Sanwen made a pot of tea and said in confusion: "It's not until one o'clock, why are you going to the evening performance so early?" "I want to go late, three Uncle, the entrance to the theater over there will be blocked..." Chen Huanyu shrugged helplessly. "Good guy, I think if it continues like this, you Deyun Club should really consider opening a branch." Hou Sanwen said with a smile.Chen Huanyu laughed and said: "Hey, if we open a branch at that time, Guo Ge and I will invite you to support the scene when it opens." It's too late, I can give you a little help." Hou Sanwen agreed.After saying goodbye to the third uncle, Chen Huanyu hesitated for a while, fearing that it would be difficult to park the car, and instead of driving by himself, she hailed a taxi and walked towards Deyun Club.After a short break in the backstage lounge in the afternoon, the evening performance officially began.The first opening performance of the day was another 14-year-old Shaobing who made his debut, and the 21-year-old Luan Bo was making his debut. The two were talking about "Weapon Spectrum", and there was a relatively long passage This buddy was so sweaty that he couldn't even see his eyes when he said it, but fortunately he managed to act it out.He Yunwei and Li Jing performed in the midfield. At this time, He Yunwei and Cao Yunxin are the two most popular cross talk actors of the younger generation of Deyun Club, and they are also the main objects of Guo Taoer's praise. The audience is very popular. Every time they come out, they must meet each other. .Until the end, Chen Huanyu and Chang Yuan appeared smiling amidst the enthusiastic cheers of the audience. "Good, good, good!!!" "Male god!!!" Chen Huanyu interacted with the audience while receiving all kinds of gifts: "Everyone has given them a lot of gifts, hey, this is such a bunch of gifts again, to be honest, I am really grateful You come all the way here and spend a lot of money to support us, and then you think about giving us all kinds of gifts. It’s really unrewarding." Chang Yuan said: "Yes, thank you everyone." Chen Huanyu put his hands in his hands Embarrassed, he said: "Actually, I really appeal to everyone, try not to give gifts in the future, you don't know what I like, and I can't keep this flower, why don't you just give the cash directly, and I will go out by myself Buy it..." Chang Yuan rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: "Good guy, you've reached the end of what you said!!!" "Hahahahaha!!!" "Woooo..." The audience booed , bursts of laughter.Chen Huanyu said: "Let's just make a joke. Let's make friends with the audience. There is no way we can't compare with the mainstream cross talk artists in the system." Chang Yuan smirked: "Yes?" Chen Huanyu With an innocent look on his face, he said: "There's nothing wrong with it. We have a very accurate positioning of ourselves. We are ordinary folk artists. It's good to rely on our ability to eat and earn enough money to live on our own." "Yes." Chang Yuan agreed.Chen Huan said: "Actually, everyone, don't look at our glamorous performances on stage. In fact, in normal times, we are the same as everyone else. We buy soy milk, fried dough sticks, porridge and steamed buns for breakfast when we go out. We don't just hold a pot of Buddha jumping over the wall to eat. Chang Yuan said: "That is, they are all ordinary people."

"Chen Huanyu said: "It's not that when crosstalk actors stand on the stage, this group of people must do what they want. Bang Bang Bang is here to educate people. As a teacher, you have to move the audience to tears and urge them to cry. People pee. "" Urges people to pee? ? ? "Chang Yuan said dumbfounded. Chen Huanyu laughed and said: "What should I say? Chang Yuan said: "That must be tear-jerking." "Chen Huanyu said: "It's tear-jerkering, why do you say this, the pressure in this society is so great now, and everyone is quite tired after work, but when you relax, you still have to listen to your lectures when you turn on the cross talk. Live or not? Chang Yuan nodded and said, "That's the truth." "Chen Huanyu said: "I really think that a good attitude is the most important thing. Life is easy, work is easy, and life is not easy. I am really very moved by this. ""oh?What emotion can you tell me about? Chang Yuan said. Chen Huan said: "From ancient times to the present, don't care whether it is Qin Shihuang, Genghis Khan or Tang Taizong, the founding great men, many, many, which one is not the most powerful?"In the end, it was nothing more than that wisp of green smoke. Chang Yuan praised: "Sooner or later you will die." Chen Huan said: "There are ten thousand rooms in An De Guang Mansion, but you sleep seven feet; you take advantage of the tens of thousands of gold and silver, and when you die, you hold empty fists with both hands. Chang Yuan said: "Yes, that's right. "Chen Huanyu said: "You have thousands of pieces of clothes, but I didn't see you wearing them every day; when you were alive, you fought for fame and fortune, but when you die, you are just a handful of ashes in the box; It is this healthy body, which is more important than anything else. Chang Yuan said, "Well, that's right." "" Well, well, well!" ! ! ""well said! ! ! "The audience applauded loudly, and the applause continued. Obviously, everyone was really touched by these words. Chen Huan said: "So there is no need to compete for fame and fortune, and try to make yourself live more comfortably. For example, go to exercise if you have nothing to do. Exercising is actually good. Chang Yuan said, "Oh, practice." "Chen Huanyu said: "Yes, the most important thing is that fitness can let you develop self-discipline and healthy habits. Life, summed up in three words, fast!quick!quick! ""quick? ? ?No, how did this come about? ? ? "Chang Yuan's expression was a little bit dissatisfied. Chen Huanyu said with an innocent face: "Sister-in-law, you said you slept very fast!" ! ! ""oh!sleep? ? ? Chang Yuan said dumbfounded. "Hahahahaha!" ! ! ""Woooooo..." The audience's thoughts followed Chang Yuan's, and they all shouted loudly at this time. Chen Huanyu spread his hands innocently and said: "Then must be sleeping!"What do you think? ? ? "Chang Yuan said awkwardly: "Hi!Sleep, I... I thought it was sleep too. "Chen Huanyu said meaningfully: "Oh~~~sleep, did I accidentally expose something, Teacher Chang? ? ? ""go! ! !You said what happened to you just now, it was a quick sleep, so what else? "Chang Yuan changed the subject with a face of pain. Chen Huan said: "Sleep fast, eat fast, and relieve yourself quickly!" Chang Yuan waved his hand and said, "Hi!"What a show of face. "Chen Huanyu said: "Everyone, don't take it lightly, just these three fasts are actually the most useful. ""oh?Why do you say that? Chang Yuan said. Chen Huan said: "Eat fast!"Regardless of meat or vegetarian, don't be picky eaters, eat as soon as you bring it, and have balanced nutrition, which is very beneficial to the body. "Chang Yuan said: Well, this is indeed true." Chen Huan said: Sleep fast!When I lie down, I have nothing on my mind. I am in a happy mood, and my energy is particularly good all day long. Chang Yuan nodded and agreed: "Yes, I don't want those messy things." "Chen Huanyu raised his finger and said: "Third, the relief is very fast!" "Chang Yuan wondered: "Is this a good thing?" Chen Huanyu said: "Of course, although the words are dirty, the truth is true. Excretion! The human body has a fast metabolic cycle, and detoxification, at least it is good for your body. is a very good guarantee

. Chang Yuan said: "Well, it makes sense." "Chen Huanyu said: "There is time, there is a fixed time, I didn't talk about constipation, I can't get rid of it, and I don't have diarrhea. Chang Yuan said: "Yes!" "Chen Huanyu said: "Mr. Chang, at eight o'clock in the morning, defecate on time, every day. "Chang Yuan nodded a little proudly and said: "That's right, I have rules. "Chen Huanyu changed his tone and said: "Then at nine o'clock in the morning - wake up." "I'm at nine o'clock... Good guy!"Cooperate with me all on the bed? ? ? "Chang Yuan just came to his senses and said dumbfounded." Hahahahaha! ! ! "Woooooo..." The audience burst into laughter. Chen Huanyu said: "Teacher Chang has not stopped for more than 30 years, every day!" ! ! Chang Yuan complained: "Oh yes, I was born as a vegetable or what do you mean?" "Chen Huanyu said: "You are in good health, I will learn from you. I remember you went to the gym again recently? "Chang Yuan nodded and said: "Yes, there are professional fitness coaches in the gym, and they can help you practice better. "Chen Huanyu said angrily: "It turned out to be a good idea. I went there on Sunday and made Teacher Chang angry. When I entered the door, I saw a bunch of muscular guys. How come there is not even a beautiful woman?" ? ? "" Ha ha ha ha ha! ! ! ""Woooooo...""My good guy...my purpose is too simple, isn't it?" ? ? "Chang Yuan was speechless. Chen Huan said: There is no way to practice without beautiful women. It costs money. Teacher Chang looked back and forth, there are some running, some lifting, some pulling..." "What equipment Oh, there are still pulls???" Chang Yuan wondered.Chen Huan said: "It's just that pimp. I think it's quite tiring to snort and pant." Chang Yuan said speechlessly: "Baby, let's think it over and talk about it? There are no such timid ones, they call it back pulling Tool!" Chen Huanyu was a little puzzled and said: "No... What's the difference???" Chang Yuanshen complained: "This thing is pulled during the day and night, and the time is different." "Hahahahaha! !!" "Woooo..." "Hey..." The audience burst into laughter and booed one after another.Chen Huanyu said: "Oh my teacher, I have chosen for a long time and decided to start with the simple ones. Everything should be done step by step. Hey, I finally saw a machine that is not bad. Let's practice it today!!!" Chang Yuan Zhenxin said: "Come on!" Chen Huanyu said: "It's true that fitness is not something that can be done overnight. Ordinary people can't stand it in 5 minutes. Everyone, Mr. Chang, has practiced for 10 minutes and still has enough energy." "Yes, I have been practicing for a long time." Chang Yuan smiled proudly.Chen Huanyu said: "It's amazing, I was stunned from the sidelines, the machine has biscuits, chocolates, potato chips, melon seeds, fat house happy water, ah, you pay what you pay, and you pay what you pay, In the end, Teacher Chang really couldn't eat it!!! How long can I finish eating!!!" "Good guy! I can't bear it anymore, what kind of fitness equipment am I practicing???" Chang Yuan said speechlessly .Chen Huanyu described it vividly: "It's square and square, and there are all kinds of things under the lights inside the glass outside, the one that sells vending machines." Chang Yuan said speechlessly: "I'm holding a vending machine for exercise. That's just nonsense." Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "I can't help it. I don't know it, and I really don't understand it. It's not like you have eaten and seen it before." "As usual, we go outside to go to the gym. People don't use it. We just have it at home. Yes, there is a [-]-square-meter gym, and next to it is a [-]-square-meter swimming pool, which is inlaid with diamonds!!! Just say how rich it is." Chang Yuan said: "The family is indeed richer. "Chen Huanyu said: "But Mr. Chang and his family are rich, but they are actually different from ordinary nouveau riche. What kind of business do they make money, oops! This bullish is not good, they are not." "Yes, we don't This way." Chang Yuan said.Chen Huan said:

"The nouveau riche went to show off outside. Oh, what a big villa we live in. It covers an area of ​​​​more than [-] acres. It's useless to be a few floors higher. What does Mr. Chang live in??? A courtyard house!!! You just say it's amazing." "You can't say that." Chang Yuan waved his hand and said modestly.Chen Huanyu said: "Everyone, you can go out and ask. What is the identity of a person who can live in a courtyard house in Beijing? They have it at home. Why? Because their ancestors are descendants of eunuchs from a scholarly family." "Eh, eh, wrong , if we were eunuchs, we would be gone!!!" Chang Yuan hurriedly blocked the way.Chen Huan said: "Then what should I say?" "After the official!" Chang Yuan corrected.Chen Huan said: "After the officials, they have been officials for generations, especially Teacher Chang's father, who is even more honorable. He was the commander of the navy in Mongolia." "Mongolian sea..." Chang Yuan thought for a while puzzled. "Isn't there a sea in Mongolia???" Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "Hey, I don't have it now, but I can find it. The president of the country said, I will find the sea soon, and your father will take office the same day!" .” Chang Yuan said speechlessly. (