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"Sir, have you seen Xiaoqing just now?"

At this time, it has been three rounds of wine and five flavors of food.

After all the guests had dispersed, Lu Wu walked into the bridal chamber with steady steps that could not be seen as drunk.

As soon as she sat down at the table and prepared to drink a cup of tea to quench her thirst, she heard Bai Suzhen ask.

Lu Wu was not surprised that Xiaoqing didn't come back to complain to her sister.

He knew that the child was in a state of confusion now, and he didn't know whether he should tell the truth to the white snake, so he would definitely not come back for the time being.

"I don't know, I haven't seen it, maybe I don't know where to play again."

"Damn girl!" Bai Suzhen didn't doubt that she was lying, and after scolding fondly, she got up and sat beside Lu Wu.

He said affectionately, "Sir, we will be husband and wife from now on."

Lu Wu hugged the white snake into his arms, lifted the red hijab, and gently kissed her plump forehead.

"Then call Xianggong a few more times to listen."

"I hate it—" Bai Suzhen pushed him reproachfully, but her strength was weak.

"We still have a lifetime, I'm afraid you will be annoyed by calling me in the future."

"How could it be, the lady's voice, let alone a lifetime, I will never get tired of hearing it in ten lifetimes."

"Master—"

"Miss-"

The white snake took the initiative to kiss the man's lips, and a small white hand had already reached into his skirt.

The spring night is short, so Lu Wu didn't waste any more time, picked up the bride and walked to the bed.

......

There was nothing to say all night, and the couple didn't get up until the sun was high.

"It's all your fault!" Bai Suzhen beat the man weakly with her fist, her whole body limp and unable to exert any strength.

For thousands of years, the snake demon who has been working hard every day and cultivating hard, actually delayed today's practice because of the absurdity of last night.

"What does it have to do with me?" While speaking, Lu Wu's hands kept swimming on her delicate body.

"Isn't it because you kept saying you wanted it last night, and I couldn't resist the temptation of my lady."

"Why are you blaming me now?"

"Bah, shameless." Bai Suzhen was ashamed, opened her mouth, and bit the man's shoulder.

"It hurts, it hurts!" Lu Wu cried out in pain, and shouted: "Could it be that the lady is a dog!"

White Snake raised his head to look at him, his pupils became vertical at some point, but they changed back soon.

"I am a snake."

Lu Wu pretended not to see it, and lowered his head to cover her small mouth with sharp teeth, while slipping his hand into the depths of the Taoyuan.

After another long time, the newlyweds were finally willing to get up, and of course, hugging and tenderness were indispensable during the process.

Dressed neatly, Bai Suzhen opened the door to let the strange smell in the room go away.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the door was opened, Xiaoqing was sitting in front of the steps with her chin in her hands and a sad face, not knowing what she was thinking.

"Xiaoqing? When did you come back?"

Green Snake turned back, looked at her sister whose face was still flushed, and said, "Since you were a dog."

"You!" Bai Suzhen was ashamed and angry, raising her hand to hit her.

In the end, Lu Wu grabbed her wrist and whispered to her ear: "Why are you beating her? After listening to us tossing all night, why don't you feel a little resentful?"

Bai Suzhen hadn't said anything yet, but Xiao Qing suddenly stood up, blushing and said, "Bah, who overheard, you shameless man!"

Then he ran to his sister, took her arm and said coquettishly, "Sister, look at him~"

Bai Suzhen also felt that Xianggong was a little too much, so she reached out and patted his forehead: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Yes, yes, my lady taught me a lesson." Lu Wu rubbed his forehead and smiled apologetically, "It's all because I didn't know how to behave. My lady beat me well."

The white snake looked helpless with you, stroking his lover's forehead: "I didn't hurt you just now, did I?"

"Sister!" Xiaoqing felt angry for her unworthy sister.

Therefore, Bai Suzhen immediately changed her expression, and said seriously: "It's better to hit less, and you should hit Long Long Memory a few more times!"

Then he said: "Look at what time it is, why don't you go to the academy to teach?"

"Miss, have you forgotten?" Lu Wu said with a playful smile, "Follow your instructions, I have already resigned from the academy."

"Yes."

"Then you go to the street for me too, what's the matter with a big man staying at home all day!"

Knowing that White Snake would definitely not allow him to stay today, Lu Wu cupped his hands and said goodbye: "I would like to follow my lady's teachings, and I will go here as a husband!"

After finishing speaking, he quickly avoided the hand that was twisting towards his ear, and ran out of the hospital in a hurry.

Bai Suzhen looked at her husband-in-law's back dumbfoundedly, but her heart was full of sweetness, this is the life she wanted.

But soon, she restrained her expression, turned her head and asked, "Xiaoqing, do you have something to say to me?"

Xiaoqing, who was watching the play next to her, was immediately stunned, and stammered, "How do you know?"

"I have lived with you for 500 years. I can see what you are thinking at a glance."

"Okay." Xiaoqing was torn in her heart, wondering whether she should tell her sister the truth.

In fact, she doesn't dislike Lu Wu's identity as a monster, because she is too. What she really dislikes is that Lu Wu lied to the two sisters.

Seeing that her younger sister was silent for a long time, Bai Suzhen took the initiative to ask, "Is it related to your husband?"

Xiaoqing still didn't know what to say, so she could only nod.

Bai Suzhen continued: "I know everything."

"Uh-huh!?"

Xiaoqing stared wide-eyed, and looked at her sister in horror: "You know all about it?"

Then he lowered his head and said in a muffled voice, "Then, should we go back to the Purple Bamboo Forest?"

"Why go back to the Purple Bamboo Forest?" Bai Suzhen was also surprised: "My husband's silent and honest character is indeed an appearance, but it's impossible to abandon him just because of this."

"Aren't all men in this world like this?"

"As long as he still loves me and I still love him, that's enough."

"Sister, I didn't mean that!" Xiaoqing was eager to explain.

Bai Suzhen looked at her: "Then what do you want to say?"

"He...he..." The green snake stumbled and stumbled for a long time, but didn't tell the truth.

"Forget it, forget it, I won't talk about it, it's good anyway, the life of both of you has become longer."

Then, he hurried out of the yard.

"What happened to Xiaoqing today? It's weird." Bai Suzhen muttered, turned around and stepped into the door to tidy up the room.

From today onwards, she will begin to fulfill the responsibilities of a wife.

On the other side, Xiaoqing found Lu Wu who was wandering all over the street and greeting others cheerfully.

"Hey, idiot!"

"Brother-in-law." Lu Wu stopped, waiting for the green snake to follow.

Xiaoqing leaned close to him and whispered, "Are you going to lie to my sister for the rest of your life?"

"Did I lie to her?" Lu Wu said indifferently, "I just didn't tell the truth."

"Besides, you have never asked me if I am a human or a demon?"

Xiaoqing, who was offended by his shameless appearance, dragged him to a secluded place and asked, "Tell me, what exactly do you want!"

"Is there any other purpose for approaching my sister!"

Lu Wu didn't speak, but hugged her, bowed his head and kissed her lips.

Xiaoqing was still struggling at first, but slowly she couldn't help but slid into his arms and kissed him.