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The atmosphere between the green and white snakes was inexplicably awkward, each found a place to sit on the boat, and neither of them spoke first.

Lu Wu also kept silent on purpose, and just rowed honestly.

After being silent for about ten minutes, Xiaoqing couldn't hold back, got up and sat next to her sister, took out a cloth bag from her arms, and stuffed it into her hand.

Bai Suzhen opened it and saw a pile of silver ingots inside, so she smiled knowingly.

I knew in my heart that it was stolen, after all, how high a snake's integrity can be expected.

But she didn't care, she knew that her sister was helping her.

"Master" Bai Suzhen called this for the first time, her face flushed a little, but she continued: "You take the money well, just go and take care of everything."

"Talk to your sister and brother-in-law about this, if it's not enough, let's make another plan."

Lu Wu abandoned the oar again, walked up to the two sisters and knelt down, digging in his sleeves, and finally took out a gold ingot that was not light in weight.

"I have that too!"

"Where did you get so much money?" Bai Suzhen was a little surprised, she knew exactly how poor her sweetheart was.

Lu Wu approached the white snake, put his face next to her ear, and said, "I'm saving my wife!"

After finishing speaking, he pecked her on the face.

Bai Suzhen's face flushed with embarrassment at his sudden intimacy, she couldn't help but pat him, and said softly: "You hate——."

Seeing this, Xiaoqing who was next to him was so angry that his chest was tight. He really wanted to kick this stinky man and kick him into the lake.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, a big hand grabbed her hand and stuffed something.

She was ashamed and angry, how dare a stinky man be so bold, but she couldn't help but look down.

What was in his hand was actually a gold ingot.

Xiaoqing looked at the gold in her hand, she was slightly dazed, her heart was filled with mixed feelings, joy, guilty conscience, all kinds of emotions were mixed together, it was very complicated.

Looking up at her sister, she found that she was blocked by the broad shoulders of the stinky man, and she didn't see the small movements of the two of them at all.

Suddenly a thought rose from her stomach, and quickly occupied all her thoughts.

My sister can get it, why can't I get it.

The right is to keep it for that smelly man, this is his wife's book, so I dare not neglect it easily.

This is to prevent him from spending money.

So, Xiaoqing took the gold ingot back into her arms with peace of mind, and stuck it on her stomach, warm and warm, just like a smelly man's hand.

But when she turned her head and saw the sweet couple, she was a little angry again, and slapped him hard on the back, frowning: "Where's the boat, don't you care?"

"It's time to float into the sea later!"

"Ouch." Caught off guard, Lu Wu cried out in pain, touched his back with his backhand and joked, "Xiaoqing, why are you stronger than your sister!"

In the next second, she was hit again, Bai Suzhen raised her eyebrows and said, "What did you say?"

"It's okay." Lu Wu protected his back, got up quickly, ran to the stern and rowed obediently.

Without him as a barrier, the two sisters were close together, seeing his embarrassed appearance, giggling.

......

Different from the happy life of two snakes and one ghost, Zen Master Fahai of Jinshan Temple is now in some trouble.

Since that day, he subdued the spider spirit, which made the Buddha's heart shake. Later, he ran into a village woman in the bamboo forest who gave birth to her, and let the demon grow deep.

Even if I go back to Jinshan Temple and be illuminated by the Buddha's light, I still feel restless and restless.

The spider spirit was alright, after all, it was just a demon, but the village woman's appearance of being soaked and half-exposed still lingered in his mind.

Later, the mage even fantasized that he and the village women were doing that mediocre thing in the bamboo forest.

But after all, he thought that there was a demon, not his own problem.

One day, Fahai, who was sitting cross-legged in the Buddhist hall and practicing, had the seductive figure of a village woman again. He opened his eyes suddenly, but found many monsters with tails in the hall.

These monsters are pale, without a trace of hair, and have organs unique to women, but their faces are lewd and extremely ugly.

Fa Hai angrily reprimanded all the monsters for being ugly and daring to dance in front of the Buddha.

But the group of monsters were not afraid of this eminent monk at all, and kept calling his name with charming voices.

"Fahai!"

"Fahai!"

"Fahai, come here!"

As a result, Fahai was furious, and the whisk in his hand turned into a sword, and began to kill.

"Wind, fire, thunder and lightning, kill!"

"Yaksha devil, kill!"

"Demon Lord and evildoer, kill!"

"Hell ghost, kill!"

"Dawei Tianlong, Daluo Dharma Mantra, World-Honored One Ksitigarbha, Vajra Buddhas, and all gods protect Dharma."

"Kill kill kill!!!"

But the monsters are still confident, showing no fear at all, and they can't kill them no matter how hard they try.

Fa Hai felt suspicious, but he had no choice but to slow down his movements.

He only felt that there was something wrong with his state of mind, and he chanted the Buddha's name: "My heart is like the Tathagata, and my mind is like the Tathagata."

But all the monsters laughed: "We have Fa Hai in our hearts, we are all Fa Hai!"

Looking up, the monster's ugly face turned into that of Fa Hai.

Seeing this, the master abbot became even more angry, and shouted angrily: "Dare to blaspheme my Buddha, today I will make you die!"

Afterwards, he sacrificed his great mana and cast the Buddha Fire to burn the entire hall and the group of monsters clean.

Unexpectedly, before dying, the monster laughed and shouted:

"Beware of lust, beware of lust, don't give up if you are lustful."

"There is no distinction between good and evil, and there are all kinds of strange things."

"The world of mortals, the world of mortals, reverses ghosts and gods."

"The six sense organs are not clean, alas, monks."

Suddenly, Fahai woke up with a start, and everything just now seemed like a dream.

The Buddhist temple was intact, and the group of monsters did not exist, and he was still sitting cross-legged on the futon, all of which were actually caused by demons.

At this time, a layer of golden paint was peeling off the tall Buddha statue behind him, and Fa Hai hurriedly got up to check.

As soon as he stood up, the futon under him ignited without fire, and the raging flames represented his inextinguishable lust.

Fahai understood that this was the Buddha reminding him that the problem was not with demons and ghosts, but with himself.

Cultivating the Buddha first cultivates the mind, and his mind is already messed up.

Therefore, he returned to the gazebo of that day, lifted it up, took out the golden bowl, and released the spider spirit imprisoned here.

"Good and evil have their heads."

"I abolished your hundred-year-old practice that day, but today I am trapped by demonic obstacles."

"If you and I can survive this calamity, or meet again in the future, we will fly side by side."

"There will be a period later!"

But the spider had long lost its spirituality and turned into a mortal thing, unable to respond.

After watching the spiders leave, Fa Hai stood under the gazebo, looking at Qiantang County not far away where the evil spirits were mixed, and decided to take another trip.

One is to slay demons and demons and practice one's own way, and the other is to find a way to get rid of demons.

But Qiantang County, Fahai's target, is very lively at this time. The dull, honest and taciturn academy teacher who is well-known among the people - Lu Wu,

Actually going to get married.