Cultivation of Immortals: Starting from Burning Paper for Grandpa

02:30 in the afternoon.

Yang Fan watched the Land Rover go away.

Originally, he wanted to ask Jiang Yue to watch a movie, but Jiang Yue said that he was afraid that he would not find a reason to ask him next time, so he put it on hold for another day.

After a few hours of contact, Yang Fan had a new understanding of Jiang Yue. It was a completely different feeling from the first meeting, but more similar to chatting with him online.

Goddess Goddess, after you really understand it, you may want to add a dirty word in front of it.

Dingdong micro chat message, from Niu Guyu: Are you still with Jiang Yue, or go to find Xiaotong

Distress immediately appeared on Yang Fan's face.

What to do

Both are so satisfied, it feels like a loss to choose either one.

Needless to say, Shen Xintong made a confession immediately.

Although Jiang Yue temporarily rejected Jiang Yue's words, she also said that she might fall in love with each other for a long time.

As for not dating for five years

No matter how novice Yang Fan is, he also knows that this is nonsense. Which girl didn't say she didn't want to fall in love when she went to college?

After a month or half a year, um, it smells so good!

Dog food is scattered everywhere on campus.

Love is like a tornado, when it comes, you can't control it at all!

Now the question is, what to do

toss a coin

"It's not that I'm indecisive and indecisive. It's not so easy for any man to choose these two numbers."

"There is another key, if you chase after Jiang Yue, can you succeed?"

Standing on the side of the road and thinking for a while, Yang Fan felt that he was in short supply of experience and had to find someone to learn from.

"Yang Jian's skills and tactics should be good, ask him for his opinion."

After walking to the shady curb and sitting down, Yang Fan sent a micro chat to his cousin Yang Jian, explaining the general situation.

I have a roaring dog (voice): Brother Fan, you are pretending to be aggressive with me. You ask how to chase after me, and my brother believes it. You actually ask me how to choose. Don’t be like this. My brother has never looked down on you in this regard. I want to open it up. The last time I said I introduced my sister’s roommate to you, I didn’t lie to you. I will send you the number as soon as I get it. If you are lonely, watch a movie to relieve it yourself, but you have to pay attention to your body, quack

Worthy!

After listening to the voice, Yang Fan's face was covered with black lines.

Set sail: pay back the money!

This kid has turned the world upside down, he has borrowed six or seven thousand from himself, and the creditor dares to be so arrogant when he asks something, does he still have any self-knowledge!

I have a huffing dog: ... It hurts our relationship when we brothers mention money

Set sail: If you don't mention money, you will hurt my feelings

I have a roaring dog: OK, brother, I will give you a free lesson today, you go to preview your homework first, watch the TV series Condor Heroes and Tianlongbabu

Yang Fan looked confused, and replied: I have read it, just say it!

I have a roaring dog (voice): I watched it when I was a child, if you let me watch it, you can watch it, and you will know after reading it, oh yes, watch the old version of Principal Gu

Yang Fan was stunned, this cousin of Hai Wang didn't seem to be playing with him, could it be that these two classic martial arts movies still have hidden secrets

I recalled it in my mind, and the one who impressed me the most was that doggy Yin Zhiping!

Set sail: you won't let me do feats for more than three years, will you be serious

I have a snarling dog: no kidding, find me after reading

Yang Fan stopped grumbling, stood up and patted his buttocks, "Go to Wangfu, go to the Internet cafe!"

Let's see what's famous.

10 minute later.

In a corner seat of the Internet cafe, Yang Fan and Wang Fu sat on the sofa, watching the mediocre Yang Tianle roaming the rivers and lakes at three times the speed.

【Yang Guo and Wan Yanping】

"Miss Wanyan, I have something to ask you."

"Brother Yang, if you have anything to say, just say it."

"I want to kiss your eyes, don't get me wrong, I don't mean anything else, I just want to kiss your eyes."

Wan Yanping nodded and closed her eyes.

【Yang Guo and Gongsun Lue】

"What's your name"

"My name is Gongsun Lue."

"Gongsun Lue, the name is as beautiful as the person."

"Well, you made fun of me. No one in the valley has ever praised me like that."

"If this is the case, I don't think this place should be called the Valley of Unrequited Love, but the Valley of the Blind. No one in the valley can see a beautiful girl like you. What do you mean if they are blind?"

"..."

Gongsun Lue was shy, and her heart was secretly moved.

【Yang Guo and Cheng Ying】

"By the way, girl, why are you wearing a mask all day long?"

"Because I'm ugly, I'm afraid of scaring people."

"How could it be, girl, I hear your voice is very nice, I believe you must be very beautiful."

The moment the mask was lifted, the four eyes met, full of spring.

【Yang Guo and Lu Wushuang】

"Hey, what are you talking about?"

"Oh, my wife is beating your husband."

"How dare you say it!"

"I invite you to eat chicken, what's wrong with you, lady, you've got an evil spirit, and you can't even move."

"You're just bewitched, you accidentally tapped my acupoint, and you still haven't unblocked it for me!"

"Oh, I clicked on your acupoint, where is it?"

"Hey, hey, don't touch it, there's no end to it! Don't touch my place!"

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Looking at the pictures of Yang Tianle teasing his sister, Yang Fan was stunned.

Why didn't I find it when I looked at it before?

Jing stared at the martial arts movements in it. When he was a child, he was lying in the field learning Hama Gong.

The real secret is here!

This is not the Condor Heroes, he can be called a scumbag of the Condor Heroes, he will flirt with each other.

It's so exciting to run away after teasing!

Even Li Mochou teased her.

Not to mention, looking at it now, Yang Fan thinks Li Mochou is quite interesting.

Ordinary and ordinary, it really is a lifelong mistake at first sight of mediocre!

"My current appearance should be comparable to that of Yang Tianle, it's mediocre..."

Yang Fan was emotional for a while, and then quickly watched Tianlongbabu again, and then sent a message to Yang Jian: It's over!

I have a huffing dog: so fast, I finished watching two parts in more than three hours

Just kidding, Yang Fan's eyesight is very good in cultivating immortals now, so it is naturally fast enough to watch and dance at triple speed.

Set sail: I probably understand what you mean, so I just flirt, how can it be so simple, if you dare to be so flirtatious now, you will be beaten to death if you are embarrassed

Yang Jian called directly.

"You are not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed!"

"Brother, although it is cruel, the reality is like this. As long as you have money, embarrassment will become fun. If you are handsome enough, embarrassment will become romance, and you are afraid of being beaten."

"Look at Yang Guo, Zhang Wuji and the others. Wherever you go, you're not just a girl, but you're handsome and capable. It doesn't matter whether you are ancient or modern, film or reality, in most situations, they are universal..."

"There is also the Eight Parts of Heaven and Dragons. Do you know who I admired most before, Qiao Feng, and now I admire Duan Zhengchun the most! Good guy, don't be afraid of too much, just be afraid of not enough!"

"Children only make choices, adults of course want everything! Are you still struggling with who to choose?"

Yang Fan: ...

"What do wives call in ancient times? The big one is called the big room, and the second one is called the second room. You can have as many rooms as you want! So you have to be rich."

"Does the owner of the coal mine in Baiyan Town next door know that he got a certificate and raised three others? Now the four play mahjong at a table every day, and live in harmony and love each other."

Yang Fan was surprised: "Who did you listen to?"

Yang Jian: "Everyone in the village knows it. Why lie to you? You are just a small mine owner. Think about those rich people. Do you think the dozens of lovers mentioned on the Internet are all deceitful? As long as you have the ability!"

Yang Fan: ...

"Do you know why I was able to pass the exam? It's because my father promised me to buy a house in the urban area. You see, I can book it with a wife!"

"Don't talk to me about the scumbag Neptune. If you don't flirt, others will flirt. When it's your turn, you won't know how many hands you have. This is the tragedy of ordinary poor people. Do you think it's still ancient?"

"Let me tell you something, I was with his brother and my first love girlfriend were together for two years, we couldn't bear to touch each other, we broke up, and then the woman talked about three times in succession, and finally returned to my classmate and his brother, hehe, no loss It’s a shame, who should I talk to?”

"Of course, you have to have a bottom line in flirting, and you have to take responsibility. To be honest, I'm very direct now, and I'm going to make it clear. Before confirming the relationship, I will say that you come if you want. If you don't want to pull it down, we don't force it. .”

Yang Fan couldn't help asking: "Then you have two at the same time now?"

Yang Jian chuckled: "Not now, they knew each other when they graduated, and they both agreed. Now one of them has gone to other provinces, and they are separated."

"..."

Yang Fan was speechless, shocked that such a number one person came out of the Yang family.

A phone call directly gave him a complete three-dimensional view, and he will not be able to do it at all.

In the past, I only dared to think about it in my head, envious of other people's deeds, but I didn't expect that there was one beside me.

After thinking for a while, Yang Fan said solemnly: "Xiao Jian, take it easy, some women are not allowed to touch, don't cause trouble."

This kid has high vision, and all he likes are big beauties. Girls like this are usually well-known, or have a lot of fans. When they come to big cities, girls from all over the country, who knows the specific situation of others.

Yang Jian said with a smile: "Don't worry, brother, I have a sense of proportion. Didn't I say it? My principle is that you love me and I will. I will never touch you before that."

Yang Fan's mind is a little messed up now, "Okay, that's it for now."

"Hey, think about it yourself."

"Think about the fart!"

I, Yang Fan, have been honest since childhood, how could I do such a thing!

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