urban monster mad son-in-law

Chapter 1049 I'm going to start pretending

Hearing what the Marshal said, Xue Feichi's eyes lit up: "Well, my job is to sit in an office all day long."

"No way, the business at home is too busy now, and there are a lot of entertainment every day." Xue Feichi sighed again: "I only know how to make money, but I can't spend it all. I feel that life has no fun at all."

"—"

As soon as the words fell, almost everyone was a little dumbfounded.

That said, isn't it a bit too Versailles?

Ye Wanyu couldn't help looking at Liu Yang, her small eyes seemed to say, I finally met someone who can pretend better than my husband!

Seeing his wife's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, Liu Yang rolled his eyes, what's the matter with me?

Can he compare with me?

"I really envy Ye Wanyu's husband now!"

At this moment, Xue Feichi changed his tone, pointed at Liu Yang, and said sarcastically: "He is so happy and happy, I want to be a softie."

As soon as these words came out, everyone's expressions changed slightly.

No one expected that Squad Leader Xue would sarcasm and satirize Liu Yang after his Versailles remarks.

Liu Yang narrowed his eyes slightly, still choosing to remain silent.

Seeing that Liu Yang still chose to be cowardly, Xue Feichi sneered, looked at Marshal again, and said, "Marshal, is there any good treatment for my sore back?"

The marshal thought for a while and said, "You can go to the hospital for some rehabilitation, but you still have to rest. Otherwise, no amount of physical therapy for the waist will have much effect."

As he said that, the Marshal thought of something, and said with a smile: "Liu Yang is proficient in the technique of Chinese massage. Just now when we had afternoon tea in the restaurant on the top floor of the hotel, I experienced it, and even I was amazed."

Chinese massage?

Everyone was shocked!

However, everyone knows that if it sounds nice, it is called Chinese massage, but if it sounds ugly, it is massage.

Sha Xiaorong's heart trembled, and she nudged the Marshal lightly with her elbow, signaling that he had said something wrong.

Which pot is not open to mention which pot!

The marshal just woke up, his face turned pale.

He didn't intend to embarrass Liu Yang on purpose, he just thought of something and said something——

"Ha ha!"

After Xue Feichi was stunned for a moment, he suddenly laughed loudly: "Liu Yang, so you are a technician!"

Speaking of this sentence, when Xue Feichi mentioned the word "technician", he deliberately said it a little louder.

The ear-piercing ridicule made Ye Wanyu's pretty face flush with shame and anger.

So humiliating!

Being ridiculed like this, could it be that Ye Wanyu's husband can still sit still?

When everyone's eyes fell on Liu Yang, Liu Yang said flatly: "To be precise, I am a Chinese medicine practitioner, not a technician."

"Chinese medicine?"

Everyone was surprised.

Xue Feichi chuckled and said, "Is there any difference?

Come on, come on, Liu Yang, give me a massage on my waist, if you can relieve my sore back and back pain, I will greatly reward you! "

Is there a big reward?

Can these four words be used casually?

This is what high officials and nobles in ancient times said to their servants and servants.

Ye Wanyu couldn't sit still anymore, she gritted her teeth and whispered in Liu Yang's ear: "Liu Yang, what are you doing, I can't stand it anymore, can you still sit still?"

Liu Yang said aggrievedly: "My wife, didn't you tell me to keep a low profile?"

"you!"

Ye Wanyu was angry and funny, especially Liu Yang's appearance as a wronged little daughter-in-law made her even more angry.

"People are riding on your head, do you need to endure it?"

Ye Wanyu was indignant and couldn't help it.

"That's true!"

Liu Yang grinned and said, "Wanyu, then I'll listen to you."

As he said that, Liu Yang's smile became more and more charming: "Honey, get out of the way, I'm going to start pretending!"

"—"

Hearing Liu Yang's words, Ye Wanyu felt dizzy as if her head had been kicked by a donkey.

Good guy, why is my husband's temperament getting more and more funny!

Step aside?

Where can I go?

Seeing that Liu Yang ignored Squad Leader Xue's words, he seemed to be flirting with class flower Ye Wanyu instead.

This made everyone a little dumbfounded.

Xue Feichi, who was ignored, was a little angry. Just when he wanted to mock Liu Yang, Liu Yang looked at him and said teasingly: "Xue Feichi, you are not just suffering from a backache."

"What do you mean?"

After Xue Feichi's heart shook, he questioned.

After Liu Yang took a look at his face, he said eloquently, "Your eyes are black and white, your complexion is withered and yellow with white, you have wrinkles around your eyes, and you have serious dark circles. Could it be that when you sleep, you often wake up from dreams? Night sweats at night, but during the day, you will feel backaches, lethargy, and lack of strength?"

After Liu Yang finished his long speech, Xue Feichi became more and more frightened, and opened his mouth in surprise, "How do you know?"

As soon as the words came out, Xue Feichi's back felt cold, and he realized that he seemed to be following Liu Yang's way.

Liu Yang chuckled and said, "Traditional Chinese medicine has the potential to diagnose, of course I can see it!"

"—"

From looking at their faces, it could be seen that everyone turned pale with shock.

This is too amazing!

Judging from Xue Feichi's expression, which can even be described as panic, Liu Yang's deduction is accurate, and everything is right.

The more the marshal heard, the more frightened he became. He looked at Xue Feichi with chills.

Among the people present, only the Marshal could deduce what kind of disease Xue Feichi was from Liu Yang's words.

Before Xue Feichi wanted Liu Yang to shut up, Liu Yang said with a smile: "Xue Feichi, since you are so busy at work and have so many entertainments, but you still sing and sing every day and night, and you are so exhausted. ?"

Night life?

Everyone was shocked.

Ye Wanyu was also stunned.

"shut up!"

Xue Feichi was furious, as if a fox's tail had been stepped on him, he growled in surprise and anger.

"hey-hey--"

Liu Yang grinned and said: "The scary thing is that you don't care about your body at all. You know that the side effects of that medicine are quite serious, so you take it every time, but it's true, your current body, if you don't take that medicine, It can only be intentional but powerless."

"—"

quiet!Deathly silence!

Everyone stared round their eyes, and their eyes almost popped out.

Xue Feichi, who was so angry that he wanted to kill someone, looked terrified as if he had seen a ghost.

Why does he know everything!

Heck!

"I used to take one pill at a time, but now I need two pills at a time. Although it can satisfy your self-confidence, but if things go on like this, you will not be able to take a box of medicines."

Liu Yang said in a mocking tone: "Xue Feichi, if you don't turn around sooner, what you are doing now is no different from practicing the Sunflower Book."