urban monster mad son-in-law

Chapter 1014 Slapped in the Face by My Husband

Around the stall, many people stopped to watch.

Liu Yang looked in and saw a white-haired old man writing couplets with a brush in his hand.

He writes like a god, and every stroke is quite like a master.

Every time a couplet is written, many people pay for it.

Obviously, handwritten Spring Festival couplets are more popular.

"Liu Yang, let's buy a pair of couplets here."

At this moment, Ye Wanyu turned her head, looked at Liu Yang, and smiled.

"It's good, but there are so many people queuing up to grab it, I'm afraid it's hard to get it," Liu Yang said with an embarrassed smile.

Old people sell Spring Festival couplets, but they don't have much particularity. They sell to whomever they like, regardless of what comes first.

Hearing Liu Yang's words, Ye Wanyu suddenly looked a little disappointed.

You can't just wait around with luck.

"Master Tian, ​​I have been waiting for almost an hour."

When the calligrapher was about to sell the Spring Festival couplets he had just written to an old lady who was about his age, a middle-aged man immediately protested: "This old lady just came here not long ago, isn't it a bit unfair?"

"Isn't it? I've been waiting for almost two hours. There must be someone who comes first."

Another person said indignantly.

When Master Tian heard this, his old face turned red.

It's not that he doesn't want to sell Spring Festival couplets in the order of first come, first come, it's just that there are too many people around him, his brain is not working well now, how can he remember who came first.

"Sorry, sorry!"

Master Tian said apologetically, "I'm old, and I can't tell who came first. How about this, so many of us play a game together. I will make the upper line, and whoever is wrong will make the second line. Write the upper and lower couplets and sell them to him."

"This is good!"

Many people said with bright eyes.

However, some people have bitter faces because they still have self-knowledge about themselves.

With my little ink, Master Tian is not only a master of calligraphy, but also a master in the literary world. The pairs he made are really not suitable for ordinary people.

"Master Tian, ​​what if no one is right?"

Thinking of this question, someone asked.

Master Tian smiled: "Then you can't blame me. I can sell it to whomever I want."

Many people's faces suddenly collapsed, and they all wanted to leave directly.

But thinking that pairing is also a fun thing, I want to see the excitement, but if I can't, go to other stores and buy printed Spring Festival couplets, forget it.

After figuring this out, everyone couldn't wait to say: "Master Tian, ​​then you should publish the Shanglian."

At this moment, Ye Wanyu couldn't help pricking up her ears.

Seeing this, Liu Yang whispered in her ear: "Wanyu, do you want to play this game too?"

"Ok!"

Ye Wanyu nodded and said, "I have a liberal arts background."

"Me too--"

Liu Yang grinned.

As a descendant of the Taoist family, Fengshui and metaphysics are closely related to Chinese literature, so of course Liu Yang would choose liberal arts.

However, Ye Wanyu gave him a blank stare and said, "I don't even look at what university you went to. Could it be that I still count on you to succeed?"

Liu Yang choked for breath, angry and funny.

He was despised by his own wife.

But as Ye Wanyu said, Liu Yang only went to a second-ranked university, while Ye Wanyu went to a key first-ranked university in 985, which is completely incomparable.

But how did Ye Wanyu know that Liu Yang couldn't concentrate on anything because of the blood curse since she was young, and it was already very difficult to be admitted to the second university.

If it were someone else, I'm afraid they wouldn't even be able to pass the college entrance examination for the Category [-] line.

"Master Tian, ​​hurry up and publish the Shanglian."

Seeing that Master Tian hadn't come out for a long time, some people couldn't wait to urge him.

Master Tian nodded, and after deliberating for a while, he blurted out: "A tiger with two wings has a bright future!"

"—"

Everyone was taken aback.

It is worth mentioning that next year will be the year of the tiger, with wings in the sky and a bright future, whether it is neatness or artistic conception, it will be eye-catching.

"That's right!"

Countless people praised in succession.

However, for a long time, no one came out with the second line.

Everyone bowed their heads and thought hard, their faces full of sadness.

Ye Wanyu frowned lightly, thinking about it, but couldn't figure it out.

Seeing that no one could match the second line, Master Tian shook his head and said with a smile: "It seems that no one can match the second line, it's no fault of me."

"Liu Yang, have you figured it out yet?"

Ye Wanyu looked at Liu Yang and asked.

Just when Liu Yang opened his mouth slightly and wanted to say something, Ye Wanyu shook her head and said, "I can't even tell you, let alone you, forget it, let's go buy printed Spring Festival couplets."

"—"

What Liu Yang heard was rolling his eyes.

"You look down on your husband so much?"

Liu Yang said angrily.

Ye Wanyu blushed pretty and said, "It's not that I look down on you, it's that you don't have any ink in your stomach."

Although Ye Wanyu said so, Liu Yang's words made her tremble with shame and joy.

Seeing Ye Wanyu and Liu Yang flirting, Wang Xiaoli standing behind them felt extremely uncomfortable.

As mothers-in-law, they all hope that their son-in-law and daughter will have a good relationship.

But Wang Xiaoli is different. She knows the relationship between her and her son-in-law Liu Yang, and it is impossible to clear up the past, so she really doesn't want Liu Yang to continue to be the son-in-law of the Ye family.

Liu Yang was both angry and funny: "If I am right, what should I say?"

"You can do whatever you want," Ye Wanyu said with a snort.

"Okay, that's what you said!"

As Liu Yang spoke, a wicked smile curled up on the corner of his lips.

Seeing his smirk, Ye Wanyu's delicate body trembled, and a bad premonition rushed into her heart.

But Ye Wanyu shook her head, if Liu Yang is so good, how could he be able to match this master Tian's Shanglian, how could it be possible that he just went to a second-level university.

Even if Liu Yang could make a couplet, it would be "terrible" and would not be able to get into Master Tian's eyes.

Just when everyone was about to retreat, Liu Yang opened his mouth and said, "Guozhan Hongtu has a new career!"

"—"

As soon as the second couplet came out, everyone was dumbfounded and looked at Liu Yang after hearing the sound.

Master Tian was also shocked.

Ye Wanyu and Wang Xiaoli also had expressions of disbelief.

Especially Ye Wanyu, who was slapped in the face by her husband!

Guozhan Hongtu has a new career, not to mention the far-reaching artistic conception, the layout is quite high, already surpassing Master Tian's Shanglian.

How can it not be amazing.

"That's right!"

Master Tian looked at Liu Yang with admiration, and asked, "Young man, judging by your age, you should have just graduated from university, which famous school did you graduate from?"

This question brought Liu Yang, who was still a little flustered just now, back to reality in an instant.

Liu Yang blushed and was too embarrassed to answer.

Everyone could tell that Liu Yang was a talented student who graduated from a prestigious university.