Playing and singing fairy tales in front of the queen and debuting

A certain Internet cafe.

Wang Hui and Zhou Jialin are playing QQ dazzle dance.

The third son came over and said respectfully: "Brother Hui, the arrangements have been made, shall we start now?"

Wang Hui slapped the space bar vigorously, but he didn't hear San Zi's words at all.

The third son saw that Wang Hui didn't respond, and didn't disturb him any more, so he honestly waited beside him.

A round lasted only a few minutes. After the end, he found Sanzi standing beside him. Wang Hui took off his earphones and said, "How about it? Are you ready?"

The third son nodded: "Okay."

The corners of Wang Hui's mouth turned up immediately: "Then let's start!"

"Yes!"

The third son nodded, dialed a number, and said, "Let's get started!"

……

A rental house.

It was very dark in the room.

In front of the three computers, there were three unattractive boys with messy and colorful hair, but they didn't care, but after receiving orders from the third son, they started typing code crazily, writing a small program specially used for insults .

And the person who had just answered the phone with the third son started posting Su Mu's song "The Grass of Grass" on YouTube.

The purpose of the three is very simple, that is to let foreigners join in and scold Su Mu together.

But what the three of them didn't expect was self-defeating.

On youtube, there is a lot of praise:

"Chinese songs sound exciting even though I can't understand them."

"I'm really glad other people (not just Huaxia) found this song and appreciate it."

"I think Chinese songs are the most beautiful songs in the world. The instruments and singer's voice are well combined."

"I'm from India, yes, I love China, its traditions, culture and music, and most importantly I won't let my country's beliefs spoil my music taste and fill my head with anti-other countries dark clouds."

"I would say that some languages ​​excel in their own song genres, but when it comes to sentimental songs played on traditional instruments, Huaxia music can easily relate to emotion and soul, regardless of cultural differences.

"You never know how beautiful Huaxia culture is. I'm in love with it!!! Although I'm not from Huaxia, I love Huaxia TV dramas, songs, their traditional musical instruments, and their traditional costumes! They are so unique and beautiful!"

No one thought that this song "Mongzhong" became popular on the Internet like this!

For a while, after listening to this song, many foreigners are looking up what is the name of this Chinese song?

Google search bar:

"What's the name of that Chinese song called woo woo woo woo?"

This is what many foreigners search for.

The playback volume soared rapidly!

The three of them looked at each other and showed bitter smiles at the same time. This development route was never expected by the three of them.

I thought that there would be a lot of bad reviews in China, and I would be sprayed to death when I went abroad, but who knew that the foreigners didn't play their cards according to the routine, and caught the three of them by surprise.

"Boss, how do you deal with this?"

"Don't forget what we do!"

"...Isn't that good?"

"If you don't do this, you won't be able to get the money. In that case, we can only eat instant noodles for the next half month. Do you want to live that kind of life?"

The two shook their heads at the same time.

The three reached an agreement in an instant.

Isn't it just a fake? It's too simple!

……

For Sanzi, after receiving the pictures, he immediately logged on to YouTube to view them. Although he doesn't understand English, there are translations, and there are many comments in Chinese, so it's easy to judge.

After checking that there was no problem, the third son handed the phone to Wang Hui.

Wang Hui looked through it seriously, and the more he looked, the more excited he became, and suddenly felt that the money was not in vain. There were hundreds of thousands of bad reviews, and he was so excited that he almost squirted!

Seeing Wang Hui's smiling face, Zhou Jialin asked curiously, "Brother Hui, what are you watching? You're so happy, can you let me see it too?"

Wang Hui, who was kept in the dark and didn't know it, was really in a good mood, and he was not stingy, so he directly gave Zhou Jialin the phone.

Zhou Jialin looked at her phone, not as excited as Wang Hui, but she felt quite relieved, with an inexplicable sense of refreshment.

The two looked at each other tacitly, and couldn't help but imagine Su Mu's reaction after seeing the bloody scene being scolded by hundreds of thousands of foreigners.

I am looking forward to it!

"Third son, send the picture to Su Mu."

"Yes."

Wang Hui happily said: "Oh, yes, send the money to the three brothers, tell them that they did a good job this time, and will look for them next time!"

"Yes."

The three sons left in response.

Wang Hui looked at Zhou Jialin and said with a smile, "Linlin, what game do you want to play, I'll accompany you."

"I want to eat chicken!"

"Let's go then!"

"Where?"

"Hotel, don't you want to eat chicken?"

"...I'm talking about games, what do you think?"

"I... I thought it was the clucking chicken..."

……

Su Mu didn't click on the multimedia message received from the third son, thinking it was a scam.

However, the news that "Mongzhong" became popular on the Internet has also spread to China, and it has also been on the hot search.

Many domestic netizens felt incredible.

But one thing must be admitted, that is, "Mong Zong" is really popular!

Su Mu achieved his goal, so he stopped paying more attention, after all, he still had more important things to do—telling stories.

Before telling the story, Su Mu went to Weibo for a while, and liked those good comments, including the Weibo of well-known music critic Kang Kang.

While wandering around in the comment area, Su Mu found that many netizens were talking about the college entrance examination. At this time, Su Mu realized that the college entrance examination should be taken the day after tomorrow, which made him feel like a lifetime away.

Yes, he is a junior!

The third year of high school... It's been a long time!

Many netizens are in the comment area @苏木, asking him to send a Weibo to cheer up and cheer up the students who are about to take the college entrance examination. Of course, if you can write a song to encourage, that will be even better!

Without saying a word, Su Mu edited a Weibo and posted it:

"The college entrance examination is coming up the day after tomorrow. I would like to give a few words of conscientious advice to the students who are about to take the college entrance examination:

1: Check the test paper repeatedly for omissions.

2: Fill in the answer correctly.

3: Your alarm clock needs to be set.

4: Maybe you will be nervous, but you must be calm.

5: Close your eyes and rest in your seat before the exam.

6: Don't drink water all the time.

7: After the exam in the morning, take a nap.

8: Don't look around.

9: If there is a question that you don’t know, skip it first and do it at the end.

10: Playing with a pen can relieve the pressure in the exam.

11: When you are in a desperate situation, you must think slowly, don't rush.

12: Don't look at the characters on the ground.

13: It is better to seek oneself than to seek God and Buddha.

14: Being angry will only consume time, so learn to calm down.

15: Read the first words of the above 14 articles together, this is the advice for you. "

After the Weibo was posted, Su Mu immediately closed Weibo and stopped following it.

At the same time, Bai Anqi called...