I'm not just an action star

As "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" is about to be released, an ad for the film has been circulating online.

What first appeared in the video were skinned, skullless corpses hung one by one in the rainforest.

These corpses are familiar to many movie fans.

"Huh? Isn't this the Amazon rainforest?"

"Is there a sequel to "Predator"?"

Then, the figure of the Predator appeared in the rainforest.

"Fake, it really is a Predator!"

"Surprise, there is finally a sequel to "Predator"!"

"Brother Long, have you finally remembered "Predator"?"

In the video, a voiceover appears:

"What kind of secrets are hidden behind the Amazon rainforest!"

The figures of Wu Long and his party appeared, and the images of them being chased and killed flashed one by one.

"The truth, what is it?"

In the end, Wu Long fought with the Predator, defeated the Predator, and the Predator detonated the bomb on his body.

"Should we never know?"

As soon as the screen turned, a blue planet and moon appeared, as well as the vast universe.

"The Chang'e lunar probe suddenly discovered..."

On the surface of the moon, a five-star red flag was erected under the dark starry sky.

Suddenly, the surface of the moon shook, and a huge shadow enveloped the moon.Looking at the blue planet from the moon, a huge object skimmed the surface of the moon and headed towards the blue planet.

"Whether the Predator is an alien creature, there is no need to discuss it. Because they are here, and they will prove it to us in person."

"They came, they want to conquer!"

The bgm appeared, it was Wu Long's famous "March of the Empire" in his previous life.This famous bgm was only used by Wu Long in the promotional video of "Heavenly Fiend - Earth Strikes Back", not in the feature film.

Moreover, in this movie promotional video, only the most familiar melody is used.

This will impress moviegoers and music fans alike, and make them wonder why it wasn't featured in the feature film.

When they want to listen and appeal to listen, Wu Long just doesn't let it go, deliberately hooking these people.

After the short bgm is over, the commercial is over.In this promotional film, there is no full picture of the alien spacecraft or mothership.Only at the end, the starring Wu Long and the title of the movie "Heavenly Fiend-Earth Strikes Back" appeared.

"Not "Predator"?"

"It's not "Predator", but it should be the family of the Predator!"

"It's over, the planet of the Predator sent troops to the earth to avenge the Predator!"

With the publicity of "The Devil - The Earth Strikes Back", the hit "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" is also coming to an end, and finally the file is released.

It is officially announced that the global box office of "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" has been counted, and it has won more than 15 billion US dollars!

"Brother Long is mighty!"

"Another movie with a global gross of over $15 billion!"

"Awesome, my brother Long!"

"Brother Long, the big boss of the $15 billion box office club!"

Entertainment news from all over the world also reported.Especially good to call, do not hesitate to praise the words.

"Two Best in the Global Film Industry - Wu Long"

"Everyone knows that whether a film's global box office can exceed one billion dollars is a huge threshold and the highest standard.

Looking at global movies, there are only a few movies with a global box office of more than one billion US dollars.

And among these few films, films directed or starred by one person accounted for almost half of them!

He is the director and actor of half of the country - Wu Long!

In the billion-dollar club, there are very few films with more than 15 billion.

Among the very few movies with a total global box office of more than 15 billion US dollars, most of them are director and actor Wu Long's movies!

Whether it is quality or quantity, whether it is word of mouth or box office, Wu Long is the only one with such achievements.

He is called without any objection, the big boss of the film industry!

The king of the 15 billion dollar movie hall! "

"The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring has grossed over $12 billion worldwide!

"The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" grossed over $15 billion worldwide!

"The Lord of the Rings" trilogy, and "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King" has yet to be released.But these trilogy were filmed together and edited by director Wu Long himself.

From the quality of the first two films and the global box office trend, it can be deduced that "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King" will definitely be more exciting, and the box office will definitely surpass "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers".

What makes the second part a little regrettable is that the tone is darker.

The protagonist Frodo faces the possibility of being blackened by the Lord of the Rings.Even the theme song is so disturbing.

However, it can be seen from the title that the return of the king will definitely win! "

The entertainment media and movie fans boasted, and many of Wu Long's fans even boasted without thinking.There is no way, with more fans, there is always something uncontrollable.

Some people can't see this kind of bragging.

"Hehe, the total global box office exceeds 15 billion US dollars, so let's blow it to death. Why don't you talk about the production cost?"

"Oh my God, the ROI is only 5 for a movie that cost [-] million dollars to make. What's the point of blowing it up? If you want to blow it up, you should also blow it up about Wen Zhiren and Werner's film!"

"Look at Wen Zhiren and Werner's "Latent" series and "Spirit: Ghost Story". The return on investment is less than 40, and they are too embarrassed to say it."

"Those who talk about the "Lord of the Rings" series, when the production cost is 5000 million US dollars, and the global box office exceeds 15 billion US dollars, come out and blow it!"

What these sunspots and trolls said reached the hearts of the other six film distribution companies.

It finally reached 15 billion dollars, and the return on investment was finally 5.

But even so, it still felt that it was too little to be allocated to each family.

Wu Long also participates in the share, so he shouldn't get a salary of [-] million.And it's just a supporting role, so why get [-] million yuan?

Of course, they are also jealous of Lion Pictures and Weiner Pictures.

Lion Pictures is supported by the "Reaper" series. Although the box office did not hit the box office, it can still make a lot of money.

Weller Pictures has the "Fast and Furious" series, which can also make money.This time, the production cost of "Fast and Furious 2" reached 8000 million US dollars, which is more expensive than "Reaper 4" and "Reaper 5".

"Reaper 4" and "Reaper 5" are still 3D movies, "Fast and Furious 2" is not a 3D movie at all, and it costs so much to produce, it's just like the "Lord of the Rings" series, Wu Long secretly made money first sum!

However, there are three foolish companies investing in Mineta Group, Nisan Automobile and Sanling Automobile.Coupled with the investment from Weiner Films, each company only paid 2000 million US dollars.

This made the other six film distribution companies jealous, but there was nothing they could do.

One is that the "Lord of the Rings" series has not yet finished screening, and Wu Long has an excuse to cooperate with them.

The second is that Wu Long has already cooperated with them, and if he has an excuse, he will refuse the next cooperation.If you continue to persecute Wu Long, whether it is the obvious reason or the secret reason, it will be on Wu Long's side.

In fact, it doesn't matter who the truth is.As long as all the film distribution companies that come here secretly cooperate, they can also force Wu Long to commit the crime.

Don't talk about freedom, fairness, and justice, that's just brainwashing speech to deceive fools.Whoever believes is stupid, whoever believes is a leek, deserves to be cut.

But the problem now is that not all film distribution companies want to deal with Wu Long wholeheartedly.

With Weiner Films and Lion Films helping Wu Long, Wu Long will no longer worry about their other six major film distribution companies.

At this time, the other six film distribution companies also deeply felt Wu Long's scheme.

If Wu Long has been only cooperating with Weiner Films and not Lion Films.So the whole thing is going well, only Weiner Pictures supports Wu Long.One family is against the seven of them, and the situation is definitely not good for Weiner Pictures.

The seven companies unite together to secretly deal with Weiner Pictures, and they can easily force Weiner Pictures to surrender.

But Wu Long was very shrewd and found an opportunity to cooperate with Lion Films at the same time.Two against six, plus Wu Long.The six families have nothing to do with them.

Blame Weiner Pictures, the cake was divided by Lion Pictures, and they are still unwilling to deal with Wu Long.Too much for the other six film distribution companies to look down upon.

Since the cake was robbed, Wu Long and Lion Pictures should be dealt with.

How irritating!

In fact, everyone knows it.If Weiner Films deals with Wu Long and Lion Films, Wu Long will cooperate with one of the other six major film distribution companies.

And these six major film distribution companies must be kneeling and licking to cooperate with Wu Long.

It is precisely because Weiner Pictures knows this that it is not so stupid.They continued to cooperate with Wu Long. Although they earned a little less, they still made money.

If they don't cooperate with Wu Long, not only will they not earn money, but the money they should have earned will be earned by others, and they will be laughed to death by the industry.

Everything is a matter of position.

Stand in your own position, for your own interests, and make the best choice for yourself.

"The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" is the next stage, and "Sky-Earth Strikes Back" will be screened globally through Feihong Pictures' global channels.

Because Wu Long was busy filming, he didn't hold the premiere.

It's just that there was a premiere in the imperial capital, and actors other than Wu Long attended.This is also an opportunity to give other actors enthusiasm. Wu Long doesn't need it himself, but others do.

At the beginning of the film, many audiences in the West who did not understand the land of China, the country of Wu Long, and the movie promotional video, saw the five-star red flag planted on the moon.

"Watt? Is the flag wrong?"

"Which country's flag is this?"

"My God, has Wu Long's country already landed on the moon?"

Then, a scene from the advertising film appeared, but the bgm was different, not the exciting soundtrack of the advertising film.However, even if it is not the bgm in the advertising film, it can still match the atmosphere in the movie.

As soon as the screen changed, many instruments appeared on the screen.

"Watt? Wu Long's country is so advanced?"

"Fake, these instruments in Wu Long's country seem to be more advanced than our country's?"

"Which country's technology is the best in the world?"

A line of words appeared on the movie screen.

"Land of China, Alien Discovery Center."

The audience in those western movie theaters suddenly burst into commotion, and there were many discussions.

"Watt? Has Wu Long's country already started exploring aliens?"

"Wu Long's country seems to have started exploring aliens a long time ago!"

"The moon is the frontier for exploring aliens!"

The song in the movie is "Ping Ping Pong Pong World Unparalleled".The screen moves, and among many instruments, a staff member is playing a table tennis training artifact.

It is a ping pong ball glued to a pole and placed on the ground to stand up.The pole is a flexible shaft that can swing back and forth so that the ping pong ball at the top can bounce back after being hit.

The original version is playing golf, of course Wu Long would not engage in such an extremely high-end sport that wastes water and land.

Or table tennis is more grounded.

It can also let the people of the crooked country understand why the table tennis in the land of China is so powerful.

Sure enough, seeing a tech worker practicing table tennis in his free time, audiences in movie theaters all over the world sighed.

"Fake, I finally know why Wulong's table tennis is so good!"

"So they have such an artifact!"

"I can't practice basketball at work, but I can practice table tennis!"

Suddenly, the red light flashes.The staff hurried over to deal with it, and there was a rattling sound from the horn.

This alarmed the National Space Agency.

The unknown alien civilization has a diameter of 550 kilometers!

The volume is estimated to be a quarter of the moon!

The audience in the movie theater exclaimed.

"My God! It's huge!"

"Is it really an alien spaceship?"

"Such a space battleship is too big, right?"

Seeing the plane spraying pesticides, the crooked Chinese audience couldn't believe it again.

"What? They also have planes to spray pesticides?"

"They can fly a plane?"

"This plane is really old!"

"They can only have so old, obsolete aircraft."

"It should be the second-hand goods that we eliminated, and they bought them back and sprayed pesticides."

Submarines from the Chinese mainland appeared.

"Look, their submarine!"

"Is it a nuclear submarine?"

"It should be an old submarine, right?"

In major cities around the world, the sky appears strange, and shadows cover metropolises around the world.

The tumbling clouds were like boiled water, with huge flying objects revealed in the middle.

Huge flying objects, as big as a city, hang over important metropolises around the world.

God knows, how can such a large object fly in the air, what principle and method are used?

In any case, these large alien UFOs hung over the city like a large dark cloud.

The sense of oppression is full and shocking.

The audience in the cinema was also shocked by this scene. Wu Long's brain hole is really unimaginable.

In the movie, Wu Long got up from the bed and told jokes while urinating.

The audience in the cinema laughed.

The audience in the movie theater was stunned when they saw the helicopter trying to communicate with aliens through light signals was destroyed.

These aliens do not want to communicate at all, and have no intention of communicating.They came to Earth to attack, conquer, and kill!

This domineering aggressive style made the audience feel strange.

However, in the movie, on the high-rise buildings in the west, there are still some people celebrating the arrival of aliens.The helicopter told them to leave, and they're not leaving.

These people hope that aliens will take them away, and hold up the "Welcome" sign.

Some viewers were so angry that they cursed these people as fools and idiots!

Sure enough, the time is up and all the alien UFOs attack.

High-rise buildings were destroyed, cars were blown to pieces, and planes were engulfed in flames.

Earth, attacked by aliens without saying a word!

No communication, no peace, no reason stated.

In the past, there were also movies about aliens invading the earth.But even in those movies, there were land battles and air battles. There had never been such a destructive attack from such a large alien flying ship.

Just like that, the sudden attack seemed to be unable to resist the entire earth and all countries, even military powers.

They can only watch as they are destroyed.

The main reason is that there was no malice in the beginning.It takes less than 10 minutes to show malicious intent and launch an attack suddenly.

It's like everyone thought that the other party was a sheep, but the sheep suddenly opened its mouth and exposed its sharp teeth to bite.

This sense of inner shock made the audience in the movie theater feel depressed and depressed.

At the same time, he cursed in his heart.

Fight back!

Where is our air force?

Airplanes, missiles, revenge!