I'm not just an action star

It takes Wu Long a year to make a movie.This year, it means that there are no Wu Long movies to watch.

The fans are in a bad mood, the entertainment circle without Brother Long's movies is meaningless.

In daily chats and online discussions, I can only talk about how the filming of "Lord of the Rings" went, and stir up gossip about Brother Long.

I heard that Brother Long is going to make another cartoon called "Kung Fu Panda".

"panda?"

"Is that the fat man with dark circles?"

"Yes, silly, I really want to rub it."

"I want to hit it."

"Hit it? Don't think about it, you are not an opponent."

"That stupid guy, stupid and stupid, am I not my opponent?"

"It's actually a bear."

"Bear? That guy is a bear? My God, how can there be such a stupid bear in the world!"

"Don't you want to see how such a fat guy can play Chinese Kung Fu?"

"Kung Fu Panda", fans do not like it very much.If you want to make a cartoon, many people think that Wu Long should make "Frozen 2".

"Wu Long is too unkind. Don't you plan to make "Frozen 2" after promoting Frozen Ice Cream?"

"The commercials should also be replaced with new ones. Many commercials are changed every year."

"Okay, just watch Lord of the Rings. I think Lord of the Rings must be as good as Pirates of the Caribbean!"

"Brother Long, why don't you write the book yourself? Let that woman, Lorraine, write it for a year?"

"In order to stay by Brother Long's side, that woman deliberately procrastinated and didn't finish writing. Brother Long is still too kind to be cheated by that woman!"

"What's so good about that woman Lorraine? She's so much worse than me. She has no breasts, no butt, no waist, no face. I'm a hundred times prettier than her. Brother Long should pay attention to me." !"

The Lord of the Rings is finally out!

The "Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring", which many people miss and pre-order, is now on sale all over the world.

After receiving the notice from the bookstore owner, Cross came to the bookstore at noon.

"My God, why are there so many people queuing up, are they all here to buy "Lord of the Rings"?"

Before reaching the familiar bookstore, Cross saw the crowd queuing up.These people are old and young, men and women, people of all ages.I don't know if it's just Wu Long's fans who want to buy a collection, or if he really likes to read books.

Curious, Cross asked the people in the queue, and it turned out that they were here to buy The Lord of the Rings.These people don't dislike the large queues, on the contrary, the large queues make it worthwhile for them to buy this book.These people only regret why Brother Long didn't come to sign books.

And there are a few people who saw these people queuing up to buy books, and followed them to buy books when they had nothing to do.This made Cross wonder what to say.



"Since you don't read books, why are you queuing up to buy them?" Cross really didn't understand the behavior of these people.

"There are so many people queuing up to buy it, which shows that this book is great. I think it's also good to buy it home and treasure it."

"I'm going to buy it and put it at home, so that others will see me and say I'm great."

"Maybe I'm old and I'll have time to read it."

"I bought it as a gift, it's a nice gift."

The various answers made Cross feel that what they said made sense.

It's just that the line was too long, and Cross didn't know when it would be his turn. He decided to come back to buy after get off work at night.

The bookstore owner left books for him, so don't worry if they are sold out.He didn't want to jump in line to find the bookstore owner to buy it, which would break the rules.

As a friend, you should not do things that embarrass your friend.

If the bookstore owner lets him jump in line, he will be cast aside by those who line up honestly.

In the evening, when the bookstore's business hours were about to end, Cross came to the bookstore.I only came at this time, thinking that there should be no one at this time.

Sure enough, no one was seen queuing up to buy books outside the bookstore.

"It's been a long time since such a grand event happened. It's really rare to queue up to buy novels."

Cross sighed and walked into the bookstore.

"Hey, no one is in line at last." Cross greeted the bookstore owner. "You have been busy all day, you are very tired."

The bookstore owner saw that it was Cross and took out the book left for him.

"It's not that no one is in line, it's that there are no books for sale. God, you don't know, I don't even have dinner. I only know about selling and selling today! I don't know what else to think about in my head."

The bookstore owner gritted his teeth.

"What's so good about Wu Long's book? He's not a writer, he's just an actor, director, and fighter."

"What did you say?" Cross looked at the bookstore owner in surprise. "You said Lord of the Rings was sold out?"

"Of course, otherwise you thought there would be no one in line?"

"Oh my god, it sold out in one day? You bought too little."

The bookstore owner said:

"Do you think I don't want to buy more? It's just the amount I bought, or because I said I was a fan of Wu Long, so I gave more."

Cross shook his head.

"Are you a fan of Brother Long? Come on, those publishers will be deceived by you."

The bookstore owner never called Wu Long Brother Long, how could such a person be Wu Long's filament?

"Cheat? Do you think it's so easy to cheat? I was smart and joined the fan club in advance. I only got a little more after showing my proof of being in the fan club. Otherwise, the dinner would be sold out before the end."

The phone rang, and the bookstore owner picked it up to answer.

"Don't call again, it's sold out."

"I'm not lying to you, it's really sold out."

After hanging up the phone, Cross asked the bookstore owner.

"A book fan?"

"No, the owner of another bookstore. How can it be possible to get some goods from me and sell them in his bookstore."

"Didn't he get the book?"

"How is it possible? He sold out faster than me. Why is he not a fan of Wu Long, and the purchase volume is not as big as mine?"

The bookstore owner laughed happily.

Who would be so stupid to sell some books to others without making money?

Cross paid and opened the book.Without reading it, he closed the book again.

"Why don't you watch it?"

"Go back and watch it again. I'm worried that I won't want to leave because I'm so fascinated by watching it here, it will affect your closing the door."

"Well, I'm going to postpone closing tonight." The bookstore owner was helpless and happy.

"By the way, "Reaper 3" is about to be released, do you want to see it?" Cross asked the bookstore owner.

The bookstore owner is still settling accounts.

"Look, of course I have to watch it. I just don't know how the people in this movie die this time. I don't think it should be called "The God of Death is Coming", but "A Hundred Ways of Death."

Cross shook his head:

"It's impossible to have such a name. If you don't respect the dead, you will be picked on by others."

"No." The bookstore owner argued. "As long as the name is named according to what I said, it will have a real educational significance. I think this can be a warning to those who are willing to die."

"They are not trying to die, they are just being targeted by the god of death." Cross felt that he wanted to point out the mistake.

The bookstore owner refused to accept it.

"Of course it's death. Look at those people, when they fly on the plane, they celebrate loudly after the plane takes off. If it's not death, what is it?"

"Like a series of car accidents on the highway, some people eat and drive. They also take things out of the car. There are many people who have bad driving habits. It should be to criticize such behavior."

Having said that, the bookstore owner paused for a moment before continuing:

"What kind of accident did you say at the beginning of this time?"

Cross thought about it.

"Air crashes and serial car accidents are all means of transportation. In addition to airplanes and cars, there are also trains and ships. Do you think it is ships?"

The bookstore owner nodded.

"Same as I guessed. Water, land and air, only water left. To be more precise, maybe it was the ferry. It must be a group of young people running around on the ferry, and then all the crowds were pushed aside, causing the ferry to capsize."

The more he talked, the more excited he became.

"I went on a trip once, and I encountered such a thing. Those young people don't know safety, they only know how to play. They always want to die, and they keep dying!"

The two chatted for a while.Cross saw that the bookstore owner was not free to get off work, so he said goodbye and left.

Regarding the opening accident of "Reaper 3", there are many speculations on the Internet.

The more bases, the more smart people.

The majority of people guessed the ship, followed by the train, and then the ferry.

Guessing the ship accounted for the majority because there were frequent news of ship accidents.A ship accident, like an airplane accident, has a huge number of casualties.

There are also many accidents on trains, but the trains are on land.Compared with the water and the sea, the land is obviously not as scary as the sea.

And many people think it was a train accident, most of the examples are the part in "League of Assassins".

It is said that the young man pulled the emergency brake as a joke, and the train derailed and rushed down the cliff.

Seeing what these people said on the Internet, Cross also felt that the possibility of a train accident would be higher.Originally, after listening to the bookstore owner, he thought it was a ferry.Now, he thought it was a train.

Because of an accident on a ferry or ship, at most it is drowned in the water.There are many deaths, but not bloody enough, which does not match the movie style of the "Death is Coming" series.

On the contrary, the train fell off the cliff, which can take very bloody death shots.

Isn't the "Reaper Coming" system essentially a plasma film?

"Short, did you see it? I analyzed the speculated train accident and ranked first in the number of likes!"

Carl proudly shows off to Short.

Short scoffed at him.

"I said it. There are such accidents in "League of Assassins", and then you put my speculation on the Internet."

"Hey, brother, I think so too. It's just that you speak quickly and say it first. My analysis on the Internet is much more detailed than yours."

Short knew that Carl was such a person and didn't bother to argue with him.

"Since your number of likes ranks first, I think people should invite me to watch "Reaper 3"."

"Didn't you ask me to see it all the time?"

"So, since that's the case, I won't invite you to read it this time."

"Don't, you'll be scared that way. We're good brothers, we don't need to be too clear, understand?" Carl hugged Short. "Brother, you shouldn't argue with me about these things. You won't be afraid if I watch with you. You can take this as a reward for asking me to protect you."

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Amidst the heated discussions on the Internet, "Reaper 3" is finally released.Although the films in this series were not filmed and performed by Wu Long, they were written by Wu Long.It comes with a certain Wulong halo, which can allow theaters and independent theaters to provide enough screening screens.

"My God, it's a playground!"

"Could accidents happen in playgrounds?"

"Haha, everyone on the Internet guessed wrong, and no one guessed right!"

"Also said it's a train, a ferry, how can you mortals keep up with Brother Long's thinking!"

When the roller coaster had an accident, many audiences in the movie theater had a shadow in their hearts.I will never ride a roller coaster again, it's so frightening!

Then Death began her game.

It turned out to be roasted to death in a sunbathing machine!

Some girls in the movie theater were so scared that they grabbed their boyfriends' hands.They have all had this kind of artificial sunbathing.Seeing such a plot now, I trembled with fear.

What kind of sunbathing is this? This is a proper oven!

In the movie, the heroine Wendy didn't believe her boyfriend's pursuit of death, but after knowing her friend's death, she was so frightened that she believed it.She looks through photos taken at the playground and finds clues and omens!

It turned out that the person who was roasted to death by the tanning machine actually had a reminder in the photo!

Wendy hurried to find the rest.

The routine of horror movies is always the same, and there can be no innovation.There are always people who don't believe in the pursuit of Death, and it turns out that Death taught him that it's not his fault.

Being crushed to death by a car engine was beyond the imagination of the audience.You said that you were crushed to death by a heavy truck, everyone can understand.After all, at the scene of a car accident, such a situation is not uncommon.

But the car engine was knocked out, and then killed the person in front.

See you soon.

People who play fitness don't believe such nonsense.Because of their fitness, they think they are strong, able to fight, and have strength, and they look down on all weak chickens.

Faced with Wendy's persuasion, he directly scolded both of them for being sick.

That arrogant look, the muscles stretched out by the tight sportswear, all show that my fate is up to me.

This reminds the audience that in the first part, there are also such people.

As a result, the swimmer died of drowning.The fitness brother was crushed by the fitness equipment, and the scene was bloody!

Some men in the movie theater who often push their weights felt uneasy, worried that they would encounter such an accident when they were exercising in the future.

I really don't watch the "Death Comes" series, and my heart itch.After watching the "Death Comes" series, I regretted it.

Then move on to the next one.

The audience in the cinema began to become terrified one by one.Wu Long made it up too scary, you will die if you do artificial sunbathing, or you will die if you work out.How will you die next?Do you want to live?

As a result, I saw the horror scene of the woman who fell and hit the nail gun and was killed by the nail gun.

too disgusting!

terrible!

Continued, stabbed to death with a spear, crushed to death.

The remaining three heroines thought that they would not die after escaping death, it was really naive.Didn't you watch the whole plane crash Reaper?

Once the three of them met by chance on the subway, the heroine realized something was wrong.

Reaper is going to wipe them all out!

The ending was as the audience expected, and no one escaped death.

The lights in the movie theater came on, and no one was in a hurry to leave the movie theater.One by one, they carefully looked up first to avoid things falling from the top of their heads.

Being crushed to death by something falling from the sky is a common trick in the "Death Comes" series.And it smashed people flat, very bloody.It really uses plasma to remind the audience to pay attention to safety.

Even when walking out of the cinema, someone whispered a reminder.

"Don't panic, panic will cause a stampede!"

"Watch out for the billboards when you go out!"

"Watch out for cars!"

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