I'm not just an action star

Chapter 5 The 1st Live Broadcast of the Most Arrogant Ensemble in History

Wu Long trembled all over.

Quickly clap Brother Hao's hand away.

"Brother Hao, what do I think?"

Brother Hao nodded repeatedly.

"Yes, yes. I will!"

Ok?

A dozen extra performers and passers-by stared wide-eyed.

This promises?

Wu Long asked again: "What about tonight's bill?"

Brother Hao hurriedly patted his chest and promised: "Free!"

"I need these beer bottles as props, and I need to break some beer bottles."

"No problem, you can do whatever you want."

Wu Long immediately returned to his seat and was busy registering the Douyin account with his mobile phone.

Sun Ji looked at Brother Hao and asked Wu Long, "Wu Long, what's going on? You sold yourself?"

"Wu Long, do you have no money to pay the bill?"

"We know you have no money. But you don't have to sell yourself."

"Wu Long, if you don't have any money, you can borrow it. You can borrow it anywhere on the Internet, and you can borrow it and pay the bill first."

Wu Long didn't expect these people to talk about the AA system. We are not good friends, and he said it was his apology.

"No, you misunderstood. I discussed it with Brother Hao. I made a video here. His barbecue stall was shown on the live broadcast. It is an advertisement. He will be free of charge tonight."

Hearing Wu Long's explanation, everyone became excited.

"What video do you want to shoot?"

"What punch?"

"Wing Chun?"

"Hit Baji! I heard that Baji beats people to death every year. Is there such a thing?"

"How about performing Iron Head Kung Fu, here is a beer bottle, hit it directly on the forehead. The more you hit, the more angry you will be!"

"I think it's okay, I'll smash it!"

"I have strong hands, and I promise to open the ladle once!"

Wu Long didn't know if these people were joking, serious, or simply drunk too much.He said, "I'll make a big one tonight, and it will be a big fire tomorrow."

"What? Dare to say big fire?"

"Yeah, don't be secretive, just talk about it."

"Smash the beer bottle on the head, and the fire is guaranteed!"

"I want to play plum blossom piles?" Wu Long said.

"Plum Blossom Pile?"

"Is it the kind where many wooden stakes are set up and people drive on them?"

Wu Long nodded: "Yes, that's the kind."

Everyone looked around.

"Wu Long, there is no stake?"

"Yes, even if there is wood, you have no place to stand?"

"When I start the live broadcast, you will know." Wu Long said.

Brother Hao is taking pictures of Wu Long with his mobile phone, talking while taking pictures:

"Hi everyone, I'm Brother Hao, Brother Hao from the BBQ stall of Brother Hao."

Brother Hao deliberately took a five-second shot of the camera at the signboard.

"Come, come, come and watch, everyone, the most arrogant group performer in history outside the film and television city is treating guests to a barbecue at my place!"

"He offended people with his arrogant words in the morning, and now he is entertaining guests and apologizing."

"Look, I ate so much spicy food."

"He said he was happy tonight, and he wanted to show a unique skill."

"I told him that as long as his unique skills are good enough, I will give him a free order tonight!"

After Wu Long registered, he wrote an arrogant title, opened the live broadcast and asked Sun Ji to help him shoot.

Sun Ji took a look, good guy, this is to carry the arrogance to the end.

The Premiere of "The Craziest Group Performance in History - Plum Blossom Pile of Beer Bottles".

Since Wu Long himself didn't mind, Sun Ji was also happy to help.Wu Long is on fire, and he can also get a lot of light.Befriend Wu Long, maybe it will be beneficial in the future.

Wu Long picked up the beer bottle on the ground, looked at the signboard of Haoge's barbecue stall, and threw the beer bottle to the ground in the open space in front of Haoge's barbecue stall.

Bah!

Beer bottles shattered.

This sound, together with the passers-by, was frightened.

Sun Ji and the crowd were dumbfounded, they agreed to hit the plum blossom pile, why did you throw the beer bottle?

Drank too much?

"Brother Hao, bring some brooms. Everyone, help me sweep the broken glass together."

Brother Hao didn't know what Wu Long was going to do, so he asked the clerk to get the broom, and took pictures enthusiastically with his mobile phone.No matter what Wu Long is doing, he thinks his barbecue stall is going to be on fire tonight.

As Wu Long threw beer bottles continuously, passers-by were attracted to watch.

"What is this for?"

"Drunk mad?"

"Is this drunk and making trouble?"

Some passers-by who started watching before quickly introduced enthusiastically:

"Don't you see who that person is? The most arrogant group performer in history!"

"don't know."

"What the hell are you doing? Want to renege on your debts? Eat overlord's meal?"

"No. The owner of the barbecue stall fell in love with this group performer who can punch more than a dozen types, and confessed his love in the street!"

"I saw it too, the two are holding hands excitedly!"

"The owner of the barbecue stand said excitedly that he was willing, and said that he would be free of charge if he came to eat barbecue in the future!"

"Then why did you drop the beer bottle?"

"Who knows? Maybe too happy, throwing beer bottles to celebrate."

"There are no firecrackers to set off, so let's celebrate by throwing beer bottles and listening to the noise."

Sun Ji knew it wasn't what the onlookers said, but he didn't understand why Wu Long threw the beer bottle.

"Why did you throw the beer bottle?" He asked Wu Long loudly.

Wu Long said: "Increase the difficulty."

Wu Long stopped throwing beer bottles only when he saw the nearly shattered glass all over the floor.

Then Wu Long began to use beer bottles to place plum blossom piles, introducing as he did so:

"Hi everyone, I'm Wu Long."

"Tonight is my first live broadcast, and I plan to broadcast plum blossom piles live."

"Because there is no wooden stake, I will temporarily use a beer bottle instead."

"Plum Blossom Pile is a kind of arena. Plum Blossom Pile arena can be divided into Wen Zhuang and Wu Zhuang, also known as Wen Lei and Wu Lei."

"What do you mean? Wenzhuan, generally refers to winning or losing, there is no trap under the plum blossom pile."

"Martial stakes generally refer to dividing life and death. Ground sinking stakes are usually used, that is, traps are placed under the plum blossom stakes, which are even more dangerous."

"What is a trap? For example, there will be spikes buried in the ground, and if you fall from the plum blossom pile, you will be stabbed to death by the spikes on the ground on the spot."

"Or the ground is full of poisonous snakes. If you fall from the plum blossom pile, you will be bitten to death by poisonous snakes. Some people are born afraid of snakes. Standing on the plum blossom pile at this time, they may not be able to perform at their original level, and thus be beaten by the opponent. Zhuang was bitten to death by a poisonous snake."

"The plum blossom pile I'm going to perform today is a sinkhole pile, the ground is covered with broken glass. No one can die like this, but if I fall from a beer bottle, my feet will definitely be injured."

"Because there is no wooden stake, I used a beer bottle instead. Please pay attention, this beer bottle is not fixed. The ground is very slippery and it is easy to fall off the beer bottle."

"Today I'm going to lay out a simple Jiugong pile. Jiugong pile, as the name suggests, is a plum blossom pile arranged in a Jiugong grid. There are nine wooden piles in three rows, with three wooden piles in each row."

Wu Long cleared out nine places among the broken glass and arranged the beer bottles.He began to take off his shoes and said:

"Everyone, it's time to witness a miracle!"

The onlookers said in surprise:

"Is this about stepping on a beer bottle with bare feet?"

"If you fall, you will step on the broken glass and hurt yourself."

"It's really dangerous!"

"If you're just standing on a beer bottle, that's fine. Standing barefoot on a beer bottle with broken glass underneath, tsk tsk..."

"Nowadays people really work hard to be popular."

In the live broadcast room, a tourist finally came in to watch, and happened to see nine beer bottles placed among the broken glass on the ground.Wu Long is taking off his shoes.

Barrage:

"What is this for?"

Seeing someone finally enter the live broadcast room, Sun Ji immediately explained:

"This is the most arrogant ensemble performer in the history of today's hot search, and I want to broadcast the beer bottle plum blossom live for everyone."

"Look at the broken glass on the floor. If he falls off the beer bottle, the soles of his feet will be pierced. It's too bad."

Well, before it even started, Sun Ji hacked himself first.

To be honest, no one is optimistic about Wu Long.

No broken glass, step on a beer bottle with your shoes on, it's nothing, it just falls off, allowing for trial and error.

But Wu Long wanted to play such an exciting game. If he stepped on a beer bottle with bare feet, it would definitely scratch his feet if he fell off.

Stepping on a beer bottle is not stepping on a stake.Just stepping on two beer bottles is not too difficult.But if you still have to move around on it and punch, the difficulty will increase exponentially.

Not to mention anything else, when you punch a set, it's impossible to just keep your feet still and move your upper body, just throw a few punches casually.As long as you have one foot away, you are stepping on a beer bottle with one foot, and your center of gravity is not on that beer bottle.

Because beer bottles are not fixed!

Beer bottles slide!

The result is definitely going to fall!

Therefore, everyone at the scene believed that Wu Long would definitely fall.Onlookers and passers-by were waiting to see how miserable Wu Long fell.

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