Unofficial History of Song and Liao Heroes

As early as when Han Shizhong's personal soldiers came to the station to arrange board and lodging, Jiang Heimang and others had a bad feeling, fearing that they would confront the officers and soldiers.However, they are still lucky and hope to avoid the officers and soldiers as much as possible.After all, they are thieves and bandits, and if they meet the officers and soldiers, it's really a narrow road for enemies!

Then, as expected, they met Guanjun today, and the thing that hurt them the most was that Dugu Xiaoqiu, who had sworn to obey him for a year, even came with that group of Guanjun all the way, making them want to... You can't avoid it.

Beep!

Did Dugu Xiaoqiu precipice do it on purpose? !Knowing that my group is bandits from Centipede Ridge, but insisting on coming with the officers and soldiers, isn't it stupid?If it is not stupid, then it is deliberately targeting the three of them!

Fortunately, Jiang Heimang and others have seen the big world, and they have fought with the officers and soldiers for countless times, and most of them are their victories, so they are not timid when facing Han Shizhong and others, otherwise they would have replaced the young man who had just fallen into grass. Thief, why don't you be scared to pee by Han Shizhong and others? !

So despite the suspicion in his heart, since Dugu Xiaoqiu has brought Han Shizhong and others here, it is naturally impossible for Jiang Heimang to go up and declare himself, and then draw his knife and chop.In the hinterland of the Great Song Dynasty, far away from Centipede Ridge, he would be tough with the officers and soldiers at every turn, and he would die easily. As an old Jianghu, Jiang Heimang still had a bit of acquiescence in his heart.

After Dugu Xiaoqiu finished introducing the two parties, Jiang Heimang and the other three elders of Centipede Ridge greeted Han Shizhong and the others with a forced smile.Han Shizhong and Liang Hongyu had feelings for the awkward smiles of Jiang Heimang and others. They looked at each other suspiciously, but they didn't ask questions immediately.After everyone saw it, because they were already hungry, they hurried into the post station, sat down and started eating.

The food and drinks have already been ordered, and we just wait for Han Shizhong, Dugu Xiaoqiu and others to come to eat and drink.As a result, Han Shizhong and others quickly began to feast on it.After eating and drinking well, a group of soldiers naturally began to brag and fart, because Han Shizhong's recent big battle was the southern conquest of Fangla, and today he was besieged by Fangla's remnant party, so he bragged about his heroic deeds of southern conquest of Fangla with everyone.

"Fang Lana's old boy is really amazing. He has a lot of soldiers and a large number of soldiers, and he occupies a good location. It's quite difficult to fight. Fortunately, I also have two brushes. Although I was tricked by that old boy a few times at the beginning, but turned around They were beaten to the point of crying for their fathers and mothers, and they were defeated..."

Both Dugu Xiaoqiu and Hong Shaoyao have blood feuds with bandits, and Han Shizhong's concubine Liang Hongyu and his personal guards want to give Han Shizhong face, so they applaud Han Shizhong's boasting very cooperatively.However, Jiang Heimang and the other three elders of Centipede Ridge had an alliance agreement with Fang La and others. Hearing that Fang La's party was surrounded by Han Shizhong and other Song Dynasty officials and soldiers, how could they laugh under the sorrow of the rabbit.

If it weren't for not wanting to turn against Han Shizhong and others immediately, Jiang Heimang and others would have left the table long ago.

Seeing Jiang Heimang, Changsun Chi, and Zheng Feiying's faces were not looking good, Han Shizhong stopped the conversation decisively, and then began to blow the cowhide of the Northwest Frontier Army's battle against Xixia and Dajin:

"If you say that when you attacked that small city, the people in front couldn't hit it for a long time. I was so anxious to see it. So I didn't say anything, climbed up the city wall with a knife in my mouth, and chopped down a man in armor. It was only later that I found out that the man in armor was the guard, and when the guard died, the Xixia bears scattered like birds and beasts, and I just won the first victory in ascending the city and killing the general. That taste is so cool!"

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"Good! The general is mighty!"

Everyone cheered and applauded when they heard the words, and drank a cup together, the complexions of Jiang Heimang and the other three elders of Centipede Ridge stopped gloomy.

"At that time, as soon as the consort of the Xixia Kingdom arrived, the group of bears from the Xixia Kingdom seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, and they killed them desperately. I was also red-eyed at the time. Seeing the Xixia bears in the rear line seemed like There was a man wearing the Saobao armor, so he asked the well-informed veterans around him. If you don’t ask, you don’t know. When you ask, you are shocked. The man wearing the Saobao armor turned out to be the son-in-law of the Xixia Kingdom. At that time, I thought, If this concubine supervising army in flamboyant armor is killed, can this group of Xixia bears still be so bloody? So I pulled a few old brothers under him and rushed up. The bears were all beaten. The superintendent son-in-law didn't know how to dodge. Seeing Lao Tzu rushing over, he confidently pushed away his guards and drew his sword to fight Lao Tzu. How could Lao Tzu let this go? Opportunity? Go straight up two steps and chop him up with a knife! Only later will I know that this is another great contribution!"

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"Okay! The general is brave!"

Everyone cheered and applauded again when they heard the words, and drank another cup together. Jiang Heimang and the other three centipede ridge elders finally smiled, and they drank a cup together with everyone.After all, Jiang Heimang and others are also from the Song Dynasty, and they are also very angry at the harassment of the powerful enemy of the Xixia Kingdom. After hearing the deeds of Han Shizhong's attack on the Xixia Kingdom, they finally began to feel the same hatred.

"The most thrilling thing was that time when I encountered the cavalry brigade of the Dajin Kingdom. Lao Tzu's mere patrol team of 2000 people met the [-] elite cavalry of the Dajin Kingdom. It was a doomsday situation! After being defeated by the Dajin Kingdom, there were rout soldiers and fleeing civilians everywhere. I saw that if they fled indiscriminately, they would have to be massacred by the Dajin Kingdom’s iron cavalry. So I had an idea and asked his subordinates to gather the rout soldiers and the fleeing people The people gathered at Gaopo to ambush. As soon as the enemy cavalry arrived, Lao Tzu asked the people to shout from a high place and put on an ambush posture. Then, taking advantage of those stupid big men looking at Gaopo together, he led his soldiers and horses and gathered routs The soldiers rushed out from the side and rushed to kill. The group of stupid big men were immediately surrounded by killing, thinking they had encountered an ambush from all sides, and fled in panic. Hehe! You must know that on the battlefield, whoever panics first will be Die first! While they were in a panic, I chased them down with soldiers and horses, and almost wiped them out! This record was reported to Bianliang City in Tokyo. , Believe it or not, I have spent the rest of my life in battle, just drink and celebrate!"

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"Okay! The general is amazing!"

Everyone cheered and applauded again, but Dugu Xiaoqiu and the others clearly showed the look of "General Han is bragging", and they didn't drink out of their glasses.After all, Dugu Xiaoqiu was also a person who fought against the Dajin Kingdom with Yelu Dashi's warrior mansion army. He didn't know the strength of the Xixia Kingdom's army, but he was clear about the terrifying combat strength of the Dajin Kingdom's army.If Han Shizhong had the same number of soldiers and horses, Dugu Xiaoqiu might believe that Han Shizhong had won a big victory, but Han Shizhong himself said that he only brought a patrol team of [-] people, and almost wiped out the [-] cavalry of the Dajin Kingdom. Dugu Xiaoqiu was taken as bragging.

Han Shizhong's personal guard had an old man who seemed to be unconvinced by Han Shizhong's record after watching too much. Seeing this, he pointed at Dugu Xiaoqiu drunkenly, and said solemnly:

"Look! You, little brother, are like the Shangshu Langzhong in Bianliang City, Tokyo. You don't want to believe that my General Han has achieved such a record, do you? To tell you the truth, brother, if I hadn't followed my general to experience this incident in person , I wouldn’t believe it either. But there’s nothing I can do about it, my general has made such an incomparable feat, brother, I’m totally in admiration!”

After all, the elderly soldier stood up staggeringly, turned around and fell to the ground, only heard a 'plop', mixed with the sound of armor crashing, this soldier really came He uttered a 'five-body cast', and kept shouting in his mouth:

"We are a rough person. I heard that... five-body throwing is very admirable, very admirable. I am a body, right? Brothers, let's make up four. Let's do five-body throwing to express our respect for us. Admiration from the general at home, okay?"

"Good good!"

"Count me in!"

All the guards got up in a panic when they heard the words, and then fell to the ground with a 'plop', still yelling 'count me, count me', and fell to the ground in a mess.Dugu Xiaoqiu was stunned, Liang Hongyu and Hong Shaoyao covered their faces and smiled, Han Shizhong at the wine table was almost pissed off by his old brothers, and shouted cursingly:

"You idiots, you are really stupid! Five bodies thrown to the ground, is that five people throwing their bodies on the ground? That is obviously a person lying on the ground completely, with two arms and two legs, and the head is considered as one. This is called five-body projection! Come on, this general will show you one!"

After all, Han Shizhong himself got up staggeringly, fell on the ground with a plop, and threw himself on the ground.Liang Hongyu was laughing at those soldiers, who knew that her husband would follow in the footsteps of those soldiers in a blink of an eye, lying on the ground, which made her feel very ashamed, wishing to kick his ass and kick him up.

And Hong Shaoyao, who had covered her mouth and smiled lightly, was already laughing so much that she thumped the table and couldn't straighten up.

Dugu Xiaoqiu looked at the other people who were sitting on the table and said to Hong Shaoyao:

"Sister Hong Shaoyao, why don't you... I am also in the same position?"

Jiang Heimang and others covered their faces with their hands when they heard the words, and suddenly felt deep regret for their request to follow Dugu Xiaoqiu.And Hong Shaoyao finally regained her strength, so she squinted at Dugu Xiaoqiu, and said with a sneer:

"Whatever you want! But if you really lie on the ground, don't tell anyone you know me!"

Dugu Xiaoqiu got up when she heard the words, and was about to throw herself into the ground, when suddenly she was taken aback, and asked Hong Shaoyao:

"Why? Why did I come here to look down, sister Hong Shaoyao, why don't you let me tell others that I know you?"

Hong Shaoyao rolled her eyes and said contemptuously:

"No reason, sister, I'm happy, you bite me!"