Seven Swords

The well-known decent families and crooked people in the rivers and lakes have all received invitations. The content of the invitations is:

After Suzaku, the leader of the Devil's Cult, was banned, all the dragons in the Devil's Way have no leader. Today, the members of the Devil's Cult recommend Qian Buchou as the leader.The new leader will hold an enthronement ceremony on the seventh day of June.From then on, under the leadership of the kind and loving new leader, the Demon Cult will no longer be an evil Demon Cult, but a new Demon Cult that cares about the world, respects the old and loves the young, and pays attention to credibility. , to create a new future of happiness and mutual tolerance.

The invitation was held in the hands of the leader of the Xiaoyao faction, Wu Wenjie read it, and said eccentrically: "The kind and loving new leader, is this a compliment to the leader or a description of my mother."

The two people who sent the invitations were Huang Youjiao and Sun Qubing.Standing in front of the weak Wu Wenjie like two huge beasts.With a loud voice, Sun Qubing condescendingly took out a bank note and handed it to Wu Wenjie with one hand, saying, "Master Wu, I heard that Xiaoyaomen has a treasure called golden thread clothes, please give it up. The two count as money to buy clothes, please accept it."

Wu Wenjie said: "That gold-threaded garment is the treasure of my Happy School."

Hearing Wu Wenjie's intention to refuse, Huang Youjiao slammed into the pillars in the hall, and the sharp horns were inserted into the hard logs.He tilted his head, his expression twisted and fierce: "Master Wu, if you don't hand over the gold thread clothes, don't blame our brothers for being merciless."

"I'll take the money, but you take the clothes." Seeing Huang Youjiao's arrogance, Wu Wenjie took the bank note from Sun Qubing tactfully, and shouted with a smile, "Ah Fu, bring the golden thread clothes. "

The gold thread clothes had been prepared a long time ago, and Afu held the treasure box and presented them with both hands.

Huang Youjiao opened the clothes box and saw the dazzling treasure clothes, nodded in satisfaction and said, "It really is the most precious treasure in the world."

After the mission was completed, Sun Qubing said politely to Wu Wenjie: "Master Wu, we are taking our leave. Please be sure to go to the enthronement ceremony."

After the two turned around, Wu Wenjie's vivid appearance turned into a rigid paper bundle.Ah Fu smiled and took off the mask on his face, revealing his real face, Diao Chuchu.

Diao Chuchu shouted triumphantly: "Wu Wenjie, come out for me."

Wu Wenjie appeared behind Diao Chuchu with a smile on his face. He hugged Diao Chuchu and said happily, "Thanks to my wife's ingenious plan."

Diao Chuchu said: "You are mine, and this gold-haired coat is mine. No one can take it away."

Wu Wenjie said: "Those two people are definitely not kind."

Diao Chuchu said: "Don't worry, I'll keep an ambush for them."

On the way back, the sun was hot and the sweat was pouring down on my yellow horned clothes, and there was a teahouse not far away.He said to Sun Qubing, who was also sweating profusely: "Let's go to the teahouse to have a rest and drink some herbal tea to relieve the heat."

Sun Qubing agreed, "I'm sweating all over, let's go and drink some tea."

The door of this teahouse was closed tightly, Huang Youjiao pushed the door open, and the sun shone in, giving some light to the dark teahouse. The large red copper pot, wooden box, and tea bowl were all placed on a square stool. There was an old man Lie on the table and sleep soundly.

Sun Qubing said, "Why do you keep the windows closed in broad daylight, and how can you do business in this dark teahouse?"

The old man’s eyes were narrowed into a slit, but they were shining brightly in the darkness. He walked over to open the wooden box with a smile, showed the ice cubes stored inside, and said, “I took these ice cubes from the river in winter. It’s in the cellar. I took it out and bought it with tea when it’s hot, but if you open the window and the ice will melt, you won’t be able to get a good price.”

Sun Qubing said, "Is there any wine? Is there any good food?"

The old man said: "The place where I drink tea has some food. Yesterday I killed a wild dog and stewed it in a pot. I will cut up the dog meat and serve it to you two."

"Is there no wine?" Sun Qubing asked again.

The old man had no choice but to say: "I have a jug of old wine for myself to drink. If the two guest officers drink happily, I will give you a reward."

Sun Qubing was extremely thirsty, so he took a large bowl and poured iced tea into it, but Huang Youjiao stopped him and said, "Try it with silver needles first."

Sun Qubing picked up the tea bowl, drank it directly into his mouth, and said, "I'm thirsty, I'll try it for you first, if I can't die, you can drink it again."

Huang Youjiao said: "Three years ago, you left Dragon Lord and said that you would quit the rivers and lakes and go wandering around. Why did you come back?"

"My pseudonym was Sun Youcai, and I became a deceptive doctor in the northwest. I didn't want to cure the younger sister of Huyanzan, the Mobei wolf, so I came back after running away." Sun Qubing asked Huang Youjiao, "Brother Huang, are you not After getting married, are you going to quit the arena and go home to live with your wife? Why are you back?"

Huang Youjiao drank a bowl of herbal tea and said, "I have four children, a family of six, can't I live? Not only can I continue to work for the Dragon Lord."

Sun Qubing sighed and said, "Life is helpless."

The old man, holding a plate of meat in one hand and a wine jar in the other, heard the conversation between the two, and said with emotion: "Life is not easy. I am 70 years old, and I am working hard for my livelihood. Please take it easy, two guests. .”

Sun Qubing said: "Old man, sit down together, drink and chat."

The old man said: "No, I still have work to do, thank you two guest officers for your kindness."

But Huang Youjiao grabbed the old man's wrist, pulled and said, "I think you're a bit strange, old man?"

The old man smiled strangely, one arm was torn off by Huang Youjiao just like that.In panic, Huang Youjiao saw the old man's paper-wrapped face clearly, and exclaimed, "So you're a dummy?"

Sun Qubing had sharp eyesight and quick hands, so he simply picked up the old man made of paper and threw it out of the teahouse.Under the sun, the old man made of paper becomes a bamboo frame and waste paper.

Huang Youjiao said: "There is fraud in this, let's go quickly."

Sun Qubing found that his legs and feet were already weak, and he fell down as soon as he took a step forward.Huang Youjiao picked up the clothes box to leave, but was bumped by a black shadow coming towards him, and just like that, the two tall and mighty men were knocked down by the gun.

Heiying is a little donkey made of paper, it knocked down Huang Youjiao, Diao Chuchu picked up the discarded clothes box, and stuck out his tongue at Wu Wenjie.

Wu Wenjie understood, and began his revenge. He used a carpenter's saw to remove the horns from Huang Youjiao, and took away Sun Qubing's Xuanyuan Sword.And under Diao Chuchu's instigation, they used silver needles to pierce the acupoints on the bodies of Huang Youjiao and Sun Qubing.

Diao Chuchu said happily: "The acupoints pierced by the silver needles will cause them to lose all their kung fu. Now their kung fu is completely useless."

Wu Wenjie said with a smile: "Thanks to Madam's resourcefulness, the Xiaoyao faction quelled this vicious fight."

Diao Chuchu smiled, grabbed Wu Wenjie's ear, and said, "Now you know how good I am."

Wu Wenjie immediately complimented and said: "I have learned how powerful my wife is. Let's go back, this place is dirty and messy."

Then the couple made paper donkeys and left happily.

The setting sun is about to end, and there is a breeze in the evening glow, which is cool and caressing people's faces, awakening the two villains in the teahouse who are asking for trouble.

When he woke up again, Sun Qubing had no strength in his limbs. Seeing that Huang Youjiao had no horns on his head, he said dumbfoundedly, "Brother Huang, your horns are gone."

Huang Youjiao slapped a blood-sucking mosquito to death on his face with the palm of his hand, and said with a wry smile: "The horn is gone, and my martial arts have also been abolished."

Sun Qubing raised his breath secretly, but found that he couldn't use any internal strength, so he said with a sad face, "Our brothers are killed today."

Huang Youjiao sighed and said, "How can we report to the Dragon Lord when we go back now?"

Sun Qubing said: "Both of us have become crippled people and lost our precious clothes. If Qian Buchou knows, he must kill us. Let's run away."