Seven Swords

Qilizhai is quite famous in the northwest, and it is a den of thieves with only women.There are more female thieves in the gathering place, and a town is formed.It is said that the women here all have tails, including rabbit tails, cat tails, peacock tails, and fox tails... They are beautiful fairies, and all of them are hot beauties.

If there is a place full of women, there must be many men flocking to it, but in fact, no man dares to go to this daughter country, why?They are all afraid of women throwing themselves into their arms.

As far as men are concerned, if there is a beautiful woman who insists on sleeping with you, you will definitely get a good deal and act good.But there's a town where all the women want to sleep with you, and you can't take it anymore.

The key issue is not that it is unbearable, but that it takes lives.They are like female praying mantises, who will eat their spouses when they are ambiguous. Of course, it is impossible for a woman to eat a man, but it is true that men who fall in love with goblins all die.

So the women in Daughter Country go out to plunder men every year.It doesn't matter if you are lame, blind, or foolish.As long as your feet don't stink, you're hygienic, and your looks don't make people sick.will be the target of looting.Fortunately, most of the surroundings of Daughter's Country are deserts, so most men in this world are still lucky.However, there is a story about a sharp knife widely spread in the northwest desert of the daughter country, which makes many men be moved by it and take risks for it.

Some of these men don't pay attention to hygiene and don't wash their feet.Some bloody men used knives to make a landscape painting with crowded lines and rough grooves on their faces.Those men who don't disfigure their faces and pay attention to hygiene don't leave their swords every day. When they see a crazy woman, they stab them to death without mercy.Some men were not good at martial arts, so they were tied up and taken away by seven or eight women. Before leaving, the man cried bitterly: "I'm scared, please let me go! I feel dizzy when I see naked women."

The owner of Qili Village, Tie Lanhua.In this town, she led her sisters to rape, plunder and do all kinds of crimes every day. Her sharp little scissors made many men frightened and hurt their eggs.

But this time it was a little different. Many men were actually walking on the road of no return in Northwest Town.There is one reason, Tie Lanhua, the head of Qili Village, will start a martial arts competition to recruit relatives.Every man who comes to such a dating show will carry a pot of flowering cactus in his hand, to show that he is a matchmaker, so that the women will not pay attention to them.

Shi Erpang of Qili Village found four strangers.Two handsome men who don't hold cactus, and there are one old and one young behind them.

The old man was wearing a straw hat, and behind him was a girl wearing a straw hat. The old and the young could only tell their ages and identities from their clothes.The old man walked swaggeringly, while the young girl was cautious, holding the long skirt that swept the floor with both hands.If I can't walk well, I'm afraid I'm going to stumble.

The town is small and in a desolate location.If you think that Northwest Town is a scene where the autumn wind sweeps the yellow sand and there are few people, you are very wrong.The best weapons are produced here.And the best grapes, the best wine, the best meat, and the most beautiful women.

In a restaurant called Fengfengxiaoxie in Qilizhai, a beautiful lady has been waiting for a long time.Seeing the old man walking in, she greeted with a smile: "Drunkard, you can't hold your breath this time, you came when you heard the news about the sharp knife." Behind the beautiful woman stood a young girl with big eyes, Blink and blink.When she saw the old man, she greeted the old man respectfully: "Hi, Uncle Drunkard."

"Sister Yan, your daughter has grown up so much, she is more beautiful than when you were young." Shen Yide took off his straw hat, revealing a masked face.

"You still wear this mask. No one remembers what you look like except her."

"I dare not see her." Shen Yide said in a low voice.

Sister Yan looked at the young girl wearing a straw hat with her head bowed in surprise: "Who is this girl?"

Shen Yide laughed: "He's not a girl, boy, quickly take off this femininity!"

"Understood, Senior Brother." The fake girl with a straw hat shyly covered her face.

Sister Yan smiled: "I actually thought of a man disguised as a woman. It seems that there will be no distinction between men and women in Qili Village in the future." Then Sister Yan told the daughter behind her: "Shuanger, take this handsome guy to the guest room upstairs. Let him change his clothes."

Shen Yide first glanced at the curved ruler counter in the restaurant, then stared at Sister Yan and asked, "Is there any Persian wine?"

Sister Yan answered irrelevantly: "Didn't you come here to open a knife?"

The drunkard suddenly lowered his voice and asked Sister Yan: "Did the story of Kaifengdao be fabricated by Qilizhai to attract men who were deceived?"

"No comment."

"Actually, I didn't come here this time to open the sharp knife, but to find someone?"

"Are you here to find a woman?" Sister Yan smiled. At this time, a group of women poured in from outside the restaurant. They were tall, fat, thin, and short, but all of them were beautiful.When they saw Shen Yide, they surrounded him, grabbed the drunkard's hands and feet, and left.Among them, the beautiful woman named Shi Erpang also said to Sister Yan confidently: "There are only three people in the world who are proficient in the art of making animals and human figures, Su Su, Lu'an, and the alcoholic Shen Yide. Shen Daxia let the two dogs wear Two human skins pretended to be men and teased us on the streets of Northwest Town. The Iron Village Master said, please go and catch up with the past."

It turned out that Shi Erpang led a group of women to follow the two handsome men to a pork shop.When the two beautiful men saw the bones hanging outside the shop, they showed their true nature, gnawing on the bones and barking like dogs.Shi Erpang felt strange, walked in and saw that there were needlework marks on the chests of two beautiful men, he pulled out the needlework and peeled off the human skin, it turned out to be two skinned dog corpses.This is the secret art of human shaping. Animal skins with body and human size are peeled off, covered with fresh human skin, and after plastic surgery, they are made into human faces.If the technology is good, it looks like a real person if you don't look closely.There are very few people in the world who are proficient in this secret technique.

Shen Yide smiled: "Then you go back and tell Master Tiezhai to come see me."

Shi Erpang said politely: "Please also ask Shen Daxia to accompany us for a walk."

Hearing the quarrel, Su Da came down from upstairs.

Seeing Su Da, Shen Yide said with a smile: "Contest to recruit relatives, Su Da, will you go?"

The girls looked at Su Da. He was a handsome man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a pretty bridge nose, and a small cherry mouth.So turn a blind eye.

Shi Erpang was really disappointed and said, "It's another dog."

Su Da smiled wryly, and said to Shen Yide: "Where is there a cactus seller? Brother, I'll go buy you a pot."

Tie Lanhua is a beautiful 35-year-old woman with a baby face and always smiling.Maybe her name is not beautiful, but if you meet her, you will be attracted to her.Her figure is bumpy, the fat part is like two mountains, and the thin part is like a waist willow.

Tie Lanhua was originally from the Central Plains. Her father's name was Tie Qingsong. She had three sons and a daughter. The eldest was Tie Shugen, the second was Tie Shu Zhu, and the third was Tie Shu Guo.Later, due to grievances and grievances in the world, the Tie family was wiped out by the enemy, and she survived by luck and fled to the northwest.She said that if you don't avenge your family, you won't marry.Just a few days ago, she killed her last enemy.

Now Tie Lanhua has decided to get married, and she will no longer use scissors to kill people, and her embroidery needle and thread will no longer be her hidden weapon for killing people.She will use scissors, needle and thread to make clothes for her man.

Every man has a woman he loves. When Shen Yide saw Tie Lanhua, he was nervous and at a loss.

Tie Lanhua said: "Are you coming back this time, are you planning to participate in a martial arts contest to recruit relatives, or are you planning to come to my wedding banquet?"

Shen Yide was silent, Su Da felt that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, he put the cactus in his hand into Shen Yide's arms, and said: "I'm going to drink soda, his junior brother, I can prove that he is here to participate in the martial arts contest to recruit relatives, senior brother Shen is relatively emotional. Be shy, Master Iron Village, don't be angry."

Tie Lanhua scolded angrily: "What are you, you don't need to talk here."

Shi Erpang put his finger on his lips and said, "Sister, I think Mr. Su is not bad. Why don't you let him be my bridegroom."

Tie Lanhua said: "The second fat girl likes it, so just take it."

Shi Erpang is a beautiful fat man, which is not a good way to describe a woman, because fat and plump are two different concepts.But besides being fat, Shi Erpang is indeed a woman with fair skin and exquisite facial features. She also has black silk hair.To sum up, Shi Erpang is a fat spider spirit.There are several tall, short, thin and ugly female spiders assisting Shi Erpang.

The soda was wrapped in sudden hair, and the white jade knife in his hand was a good knife, but it was difficult to cut off the turbulent hair like a waterfall at once.

Shen Yide wanted to help, but found that his throat was blocked by a pair of small scissors. Tie Lanhua stared at Shen Yide and said, "If you want to save him, you must fight me first."

Shen Yide could only watch the soda being wrapped into big rice dumplings.Satisfied, Shi Erpang said to Tie Lanhua: "Eldest sister, I will leave my younger sister."

Tie Lanhua said: "Save his life."

Shi Erpang said: "Sister, don't worry, she wants to cultivate a relationship with Mr. Su."

"Iron Girl," came the voice from a hidden room behind the lobby across the wall.Just listen to this voice continue to say, "Please come inside, Shaoxia Shen."

The room was full of people, and there was an old man smoking, holding a big pipe and pot in his hand. The pipe was three feet long, making the whole room smoky.Can't help coughing a few times.

When Shen Yide saw the old man, he also sat down properly.Even though the smoke was a bit choking, everyone in the room was respectful in front of the old man.

"Jin Sanye, brothers and sisters. This time, I invite everyone to come here just for this knife. I have found out that this sharp knife is hidden in the northwest desert," the speaker had a pair of small glowing eyes, and he was quiet. He looked at the faces of the people around him with his eyes.The fleshy palm tapped the table lightly, "After the matter is completed, I will never treat you badly without worrying about money."

There are thousands of millions in the south, and there is no need to worry about money in the north.It's just that Qian Buchou's hobbies are a bit unique, he doesn't like women, and he doesn't like eating, drinking and having fun.But he is a martial idiot and likes to collect weapons.

"Even if I risk my life, Zhou Zhizi will repay Boss Qian's life-saving grace." Zhou Zhizi drank the wine in the glass with his right hand.He ran through his messy hair with his right hand.Take the chopsticks with the right hand to pick up the vegetables.In short, his right hand is very busy, but his left hand never leaves his crutch.His crutch seemed to be made of black iron, with a wine gourd hanging from it.

"Our brothers are willing to accompany Senior Zhou to go through fire and water for Boss Qian." Zhang Biao said and patted his brother on the shoulder.Zhang Biao is slightly fatter, but his brother Zhang Baoren is thin and small, with big eyes and a small face like a cat.

Qian Buchou looked at Shen Yide.Shen Yide coughed a few times, and asked Third Master Jin: "Master Jin, you used to be the owner of the Kaifeng Knife. I really want to know how you lost the Kaifeng Sword in the Northwest Desert?"

Jin Sanye sighed and said: "Ten years ago, I was escorting the bodyguard car through the desert. On the way, the sharp sword rang out all the way. It made me feel uneasy. When I walked to the gate of hell, the wind and sand that covered the sky and the sun came, and the people and horses panicked. At a loss, after the wind and sand passed, the sharp knife disappeared."

"Ghost gate," Zhou Cripple asked, "Damo is sad for ghost gate. How many heroes of the world died in that ghost place. I don't know what kind of escort Jin Sanye walked in back then?"

"This is the rule, I'm sorry I can't tell you anything." Mr. Jin began to remain silent, and "clicked" his cigarette pipe and pot.

There was a dark fragrance in the room, covering the choking tobacco smell, which made people feel refreshed.Jin Sanye sniffed and said, "This smell is so familiar, it's the incense of the dead."