Wuding Jiangshan

Chapter 188 Fang Yuke's Helplessness

Tequila's side was better, but Fang Yuke found a link he had missed, that is, although he was already using his wisdom to forcefully drink water.But the big man next to him didn't know why he could eat better than Fang Yuke, and although he couldn't eat faster than himself, but according to this progress, he would soon overtake him.The most terrible thing is that Fang Yuke has already gotten a little tired of eating this bun. If he wants to eat more after eating it, it will not be so easy.Suddenly Fang Yuke glanced at the ice bag next to him. Although there was no last game at this time, the ice bag was still unpacked. After all, it was not worth a lot of money.But now it's cheaper Fang Yuke Fang Yuke had an idea, picked up one of the ice bags at his feet, took out some clean ice cubes from the bag, and swallowed them in big gulps.This time, no matter how powerful the person is, he will get tired if he eats too much, but if he has this small bag of ice packs and eats a few ice cubes, it will be a bit cold in winter.But it's better than being fed up with those vegetable buns. Fang Yuke thought about it and finished ten vegetable buns and then two meat buns.Afterwards, Fang Yuke ate some ice cubes, so that he wouldn't be bored to death.With the help of his own good idea, Fang Yuke quickly finished half of the vegetable buns and one-third of the meat buns, and looked at the man next to him until his eyes turned white.But it has become difficult to swallow, and the mouth is full of greasy and Chinese cabbage taste... This side saw Fan Shaoyan and Tequila clapping involuntarily, and Fan Shaoyan couldn't help admiring: "Okay, this kid actually learned the essence of my husband, it really deserves his painstaking efforts~!" Tequila blushed and said, "What should I do...Master, he actually fell in love with him a little bit~ !Hate……"

Fang Yuke finally ranked first with 79 steamed buns, and only drank three or four sips of water after eating.Fan Shaoyan then announced the start of the third round, and this round was about logging.It's like Bald Qiang in Bears, but they use sharp axes instead of chainsaws.Fang Yuke looked at a new site where everyone came together, a piece of withered woods and three big men who were ready.Fan Shaoyan explained the rules: "There is a forest in front of the four of you. It is the kind of tree that is ready to wither and is easy to cut. And fifty feet away from you is the kind of big tree that is not easy to cut and has a strong shape. Now We light one stick of incense, and after burning five sticks of incense, if the total score of the trees that can be cut down is the highest, then this person wins~!" Fan Shaoyan announced the ranking of the tree-seeing points, with one of the small trees as the For example, one point is awarded for felling the smallest and thinnest tree, and two points are awarded for felling a smaller tree twice as thick.By analogy, cutting down the thickest and largest tree earns [-] points.Fan Shaoyan gave Fang Yuke a meaningful look, and kindly reminded: "The more trees we cut down, the more we will win... Did you hear clearly?" Fang Yuke looked at his sister-in-law for a moment Knowing something, he suddenly decided to cut down the most small trees in the shortest time, and leave those big trees to those three fools.As long as you cut down the thickest tree with the last stick of incense, you will definitely win!After finishing speaking, Fan Shaoyan gave the order to start cutting down trees

, Fang Yuke glanced at the three of them, silently walked to the thinnest tree, and began to work hard.Then the three sneered and went to cut down the three trees that they thought were the thickest.Fang Yuke cut down ten trees, and suddenly had an idea, and thought of one thing: "The time and quantity of cutting down by myself are roughly the same as they cut down one tree. If I cut down the thinner and thicker trees together. In this way Wouldn't it be possible to create a better distance?" Thinking of this, Fang Yuke couldn't stop his hands and feet, and began to go back and forth between thickness and thickness.Fang Yuke has cut down fifty thin trees and ten thicker trees that are not so difficult to cut down.This move totaled 180 three points, and the three idiots on this side had just chopped down the first tree.

One person saw that Fang Yuke's side was picking and cutting trees, but the score was higher than his side, so he couldn't help but wanted to imitate Fang Yuke.However, he didn't see that Fang Yuke only chopped the thinner and thicker ones. Maybe he didn't notice that two of the three changed their minds.The time passed by four and a half incense sticks, and Fang Yuke, with the last of his strength, rushed directly to the largest and thickest tree outside.Fan Shaoyan was concerned about the time, and finally it was time.Fang Yuke scored a total of 250 points, and the remaining three people got 3000 points, 53 points, and 3000 points.Fang Yuke finally beat them by a narrow margin.Fang Yuke was so tired that he was about to lie down, and Fan Shaoyan also announced the end of today's game.Fan Shaoyan looked at Fang Yuke who was so tired, glanced at Tequila next to him, and couldn't help asking: "Xiaolan, if your heart is moved, you can go over and hold his hand now. If you still want to wait and see , then we will continue today's test tomorrow, and I will arrange it tomorrow, what do you think?" Tequila glanced at Fang Yuke, and said shyly: "No, or give him a rest now, and I will publish some literature tomorrow He will be able to marry me after he has passed the difficult problem." Hearing Tequila's words, Fang Yuke was relieved, fell to the ground, and fell into a deep sleep.

Early the next morning, Fang Yuke got up early. At this time, Fang Yuke had finished washing and took a bath. He changed into a festive red gown, put on the groom's official hat, and followed the crowd to the place outside Anyang City. It is a small town where Mrs. Dragon was born, and it is also a good place where Tequila often went to play when she was a child.As soon as everyone entered the town, a literati blocked the road in front of him. The literati said in the first sentence: "My lord, come down and confront me, otherwise this level will never pass." Fang Yuke got off his horse and glanced at the humane "Sir, please come up with a question." Fang Yuke was so angry that Fang Yuke was so angry in the first couplet of literati and ink, he said: "Deputy Fang paid Fang a down payment, and he is shy in his pocket." Fang Yuke couldn't help feeling a little bit like beating someone. economic situation.Fang Yuke resisted the urge to hit someone, and drew up a couplet in his mind: "Mr. Poor is a poor sage, and enjoys suffering~!" The man's expression changed

, couldn't help but admired: "What a sage is poor, you are right... Then what is the horizontal criticism?" Fang Yuke directly said the horizontal criticism: "A poor family produces a noble son~!" The man thought for a while, and couldn't help applauding Said: "Whether it's you or the sages are the noble sons of poor families, this batch is really amazing~!"

After speaking, the man made another couplet: "Birds and birds in the same forest, and birds in the same forest, fly separately in the face of disaster." Fang Yuke couldn't help being annoyed and said: "birds love each other, and I don't envy mandarin ducks or immortals." He called out and said, "Okay, I don't know what a horizontal criticism is?" Fang Yuke shook out a sentence directly: "The same person does not have the same fate." The man said again: "Flowers are inserted into cow dung." Fang Yuke directly said: " It’s the icing on the cake.” The man smiled maliciously.

: "Please make a horizontal comment." Fang Yuke couldn't help but said directly: "Complement each other..." The man laughed and said: "It's a good one, I almost didn't laugh to death~!" Then the man finally gave up a way.Not long after Fang Yuke stepped on the road, he came to Tequila's family.A girl in a floral dress suddenly stopped in front of the crowd, and the flower girl asked, "Dare to ask the bridegroom on the other side, who is the most handsome in terms of beauty?" Fang Yuke glanced at the girl in front of him and said honestly: "Although I The words are not pleasant, but in terms of beauty, although you are the prettiest, in my heart, you are Xi Shi in the eyes of beholders. No matter how beautiful you are, you are not as handsome as Tequila~!" The girl went on to sing: "Dare to ask Bridegroom officer, if you are talking about age, who is younger? He is only seven out of ten this year." Fang Yuke answered again: "In terms of age, you are the youngest girl, and in terms of looks, you are the best girl, but the person you like is called Tequila No matter how young you are and how beautiful you are, it will be futile if you tease our relationship~!" The girl grinned and said, "Okay, one last question: how old is Sister Tequila this year?" Fang Yuke thought I thought about it: "About 21 two?" Tequila in the room urged: "Okay, he didn't actually ask me, I'm almost 21. I'm already a big girl... My mother often said that I If you don’t marry again, you’ll be an old woman~! Let’s not talk anymore, Fang Yuke, your performance yesterday and today are very satisfying to me, since I’ve already fallen in love with you, and you’ve already fallen in love with me, then let’s work together Let's go~!" After speaking, Tequila was pulled out by the mother, and then handed over to Fang Yuke.Fang Yuke took it solemnly and said: "Thank you, mother-in-law~!" Mrs. Long nodded slightly and said, "Young man, I just leave my daughter to you. Although I am a bit reluctant, I still want to talk to you here... you From now on, you must love her, love her, take care of her, like her, and encourage her~!" Tequila's face flushed when she heard that, and the tears in the corners of her eyes poured down like a river breaking its bank.What Tequila recalls before her eyes is the kindness and tolerance of her parents to her.Fang Yuke hurriedly handed over the handkerchief, and Mrs. Long couldn't help crying bitterly.After Fang Yuke comforted Tequila, he comforted his mother-in-law.The three of them arrived at a mansion in Anyang City all the way.

As soon as he entered the door, Long Taixian pulled his wife distressedly and began to comfort her.Tequila cried even more when she saw her old father.Fang Yuke also had no choice, he didn't expect that this day would be a day of great joy, why this family...except for Long Taixian and Long Zulan, everyone else was a little sentimental.Fortunately, not long after, Tequila, whose eyes were red and swollen from crying, finally stopped crying, and followed Fang Yuke to the living room and began to worship.

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