Yunlong Variety

The thunder is fast, the rain is flying,

The strong wind blows down the pistils,

The branches and leaves are green, the flowers fall into the water,

The horseshoes startled the chicks,

Snow on the pillow, stars tears,

The scenery in Saibei is intoxicating,

The sun rises, the rainbow chases,

The end of the world is always with you!

Passionate wine, heartless water,

The mountains and rivers are picturesque dreams a few times,

half raw tea, joy and sorrow,

Forget about yesterday's right and wrong,

The moon is bright, accompanied by clouds,

A Qing song expresses my heart,

Sing softly, heart soar,

Go far with your head held high!

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That rogue was a posturing guy, and he would dare to steal a chicken or a dog on weekdays. Occasionally, when there are so many people like today, he would fish in troubled waters and touch someone's young wife's butt. There are so many people, so sneak a few punches or kicks, as long as there is a slight sign of something wrong, immediately smear the soles of your feet and get away!

At this moment, Poppi saw that Lao Huang had given him enough face, and immediately said in a tone of voice: "It seems that although you are an old man, you are not a foolish person, and there is some truth in what you say! Besides, the young master is If you are not a small-minded person, how can you really fight against him!"

Poppy immediately cupped his hands at the man and said: "Brother, you and I were just joking just now so don't take it seriously, if it's true what this old man said, I'm afraid you and I will only be ridiculed, and if we don't do it, we will be burdened by the heroes." Nowhere to drink infamy!"

That person is not a troublemaker at all, but he is definitely not a person who is afraid of getting into trouble, but usually he speaks a little fast, and he is not guarded. He often says something that he thinks is very funny, and usually makes others stare at each other. Fighting, I know my faults very well, but I always remind myself that when things come to an end, I still can't control my mouth. At this moment, seeing that Poppi has lost his temper, he smiled and said: "Brother, just don't blame me, it's all Brother’s broken mouth caused trouble, come here, I’ll toast you!”

After all, the man picked up the wine glass in front of him and drank it down. Poppi immediately returned the wine pot to Lao Huang, picked up the wine on his own table and drank it down. The other drinkers saw a good show and disappeared like this , could not help showing a bit of disappointment in his eyes!

Lao Huang took the jug of wine and slowly moved back to the table with him and the old man, and sat down on the stool, only to hear that the stool full of signs of time squeaked twice reluctantly , as if protesting against Huang Huang's fat ass!

Lao Huang first filled a glass of wine for Da Lao Zhang, then slowly poured a glass for himself, looked at Da Lao Zhang with an indifferent face and cursed softly: "You old bastard, the tavern is about to be demolished, you His mother is still pretending to be dead!"

Old Zhang looked at Lao Huang and said with a grin, "If it is dismantled, it will be dismantled. As the saying goes, if the old one doesn't go, the new one won't come!"

Lao Huang coughed lightly and asked, "You old man got rich, how about where do you get the money to build a new tavern?"

Big boss Zhang said with a smirk on his face: "It doesn't necessarily need money to open a new tavern, as long as you have a house!"

As soon as Lao Huang heard this, he immediately spat a few words: "Go to your grandma's bastard, you must have missed my inn again. You say you are an old boy, so you can't be promising, and you are thinking about my inn all day long." The inn is simply unreasonable!"

The big old Zhang was teased by Lao Huang for a while, instead of getting angry, he was even more proud, half teasing and half teasing: "Old Huang, Lao Huang, you yourself said that you have been drinking in Lao Tzu's tavern for so many years, when did you pay for it? My tavern is gone, no matter how thick-skinned you old boy is, you can't watch me sleep on the street!"

Lao Huang said "bah" a few times, and replied angrily: "The big deal is that I will pay you back the wine money, you bastard wants to occupy my inn, but you are farting in your crotch pants, don't even think about it, there is no door! "

Big Boss Zhang sighed, stretched out his wrinkled left hand dumbfounded, and said unhurriedly: "Since this is the case, I don't want you to pay for the previous drinks, let's pay for today's drinks first!

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Seeing the careless appearance of Big Old Zhang, Lao Huang first scratched his head in embarrassment, then filled up the wine for Big Old Zhang with a smile, and coughed a few times pretending to be caught by someone with a sore foot. He said: "Alas, old Zhang, a few pots of broken wine are not worth much, why are you so stingy! I think it's still the same as before, let's owe it first!"

The big old Zhang said helplessly: "You old boy is born to be a penny-pinching rooster. You are a bastard who can't take advantage of it. If I really know as much as you, I'm afraid I will be mad at you sooner or later! Besides, just you That broken inn with air leaks everywhere, there is no gold and silver hidden in it, and there are no beauties who are overwhelmed by the country. I can go to your inn to live. It is a blessing from your previous life. The reluctance seems to be a big loss!"

Seeing that the elder Zhang didn't mention the wine money, Lao Huang immediately felt as if he had eaten ten Liuwei Dihuang pills, and he was full of energy in an instant, as if he was a few years younger, and said with a smile: "I know you always have a lot of adults, don't you?" You will have the same knowledge as me, come, come, drink!"

Lao Huang's ability to change his face faster than turning the pages of a book immediately made the other drinkers burst into laughter, but everyone seemed to be familiar with it, and there was no surprise at all!

Amidst the laughter of the drinkers, Lao Huang not only did not show any embarrassment, even the hand holding the peanuts did not shake halfway.

Big boss Zhang sighed heavily: "It's good to have a thick skin!" Suddenly, a gleam flashed in his muddy eyes, he hugged the jug in his arms, immediately lay down on the greasy table, and murmured: "Today's wine is really strong, I'm actually drunk!" In a moment, I thought of snoring!

Seeing the appearance of the old and the old Zhang, Lao Huang also painted a gourd like a gourd, muttering in his mouth: "The wine is so strong... so strong!" He lay down on the table, and immediately remembered the sound of snoring!

The drinkers who are familiar with the two of them, Old Zhang and Lao Huang, suddenly feel that they are a bit strange today. They are used to bickering and arguing on weekdays, but they can still drink a few pots of wine, like today. , before finishing a pot of wine, he fell drunk on the table.

About a cup of tea, there was a sudden sound of horseshoes from the east end of the town. There were dozens of riders, but the sound of horseshoes was getting closer, but there was no sound of horses rushing to disturb pedestrians. Ten people who are galloping on horseback are already very skilled in riding!

In a short while, dozens of horses stopped in front of the tavern. The originally narrow road did not become overcrowded because of the sudden addition of dozens of horses. It was all because these riders were skilled at horses, so they stopped at the entrance of the tavern. On both sides, a fairly spacious road was made for pedestrians, so there was no obstacle to pedestrians!

On the contrary, those pedestrians had never seen such a battle, and they were curious, surprised, and a little bit frightened, so they involuntarily slowed down a little bit. Fortunately, these dozens of people on horseback watched It seems that each of them possesses unique skills, but they do not have the slightest intention of being arrogant and domineering. They look like they are indifferent to the world, and only then do these passers-by feel at ease. Generally scattered!

The real reason is that although these riders on horseback seem to have unique skills, they are by no means those brave and ruthless gangsters, but Zhongzheng Peaceful with a well-known and decent family everywhere, and these people are all monks. In addition to monks and Taoists, although there are a large number of people, they don't give people the slightest sense of oppression!

Especially the old monks and Taoist priests in the head, although they have different appearances, they are all kind-hearted and amiable. They are really admirable and admirable like gods. : "These old mages and Lafayette seem to be a bit more immortal than the Zen masters of Boruo Temple. Could it be the old gods invited by Boruo Temple? If so, we are all blessed!"

As the saying goes, a group of people spoke in low voices, but none of them showed any disrespect, but they all had a bit of complacency, as if they had made a huge profit in today's situation, and they deliberately stopped to watch Watching the excitement, and fearing that these gods would be really annoyed, so when walking on the road, I couldn't help hesitating a little more!

A grey-clothed old monk who seemed to be the oldest, with white beard and eyebrows, smiled slightly at the old Taoist priest wearing a taoist robe embroidered with Taiji pictures on the other side, and said, "Master Zhiqiu, today you and I came together, I don't know Will it disturb the old man's recuperation?"

The head of Wudang, Zhiqiu Daochang, is one of the heads of the largest martial arts sect, but he has always been informal and humorous by nature, otherwise he would not have become friends with Long Feiyun, so he deliberately laughed and said: " Master Wuxiang, you are an eminent monk who has attained the Tao, so your thoughts are naturally different from others. A compassionate heart is only for the sake of others! I don’t know that there is such a kind of person in the world, who is like a stubborn donkey who can’t go away and keeps going backwards. Otherwise, if I wait for this kind of old friend to arrive, I will at least greet him at the entrance of the town, not to mention a mile away! It can be seen that some people are so nostalgic for the past, but they still pretend to be an outsider , I think even a three-year-old child is not as good as he knows some etiquette!"

The head of Wudang knew that Daoist Qiu and Master Wuxiang, the head of Shaolin, were not far away when they met, but he purposely spoke in a loud and loud voice. Naturally, this statement was meant for those old friends who don't remember old love and don't know etiquette!

Although the drunkards in the tavern have never been to the rivers and lakes, they also know the prestige of the two masters of Wudang Shaolin. They know that Daoist Qiu and Master Wuxiang are both figures in the martial arts world who can make the world tremble by stomping their feet. It's an unbearable tavern to visit old friends, there are so many people around now, it is impossible to see any powerful figures in the tavern, who can make the heads of the two Wudang Shaolin sects condescend to come here!

At this moment, the big old Zhang who was lying on the table slowly sat up straight, and said in a strange way: "You old bastard, I haven't seen you for more than ten years, and your mouth is still as sinister as ever. It can be seen that the Tao Te Ching on Wudang Mountain I can't help a dirty-minded person like you, but it's a pity for those little Taoist priests on Wudang Mountain, with such an old and disrespectful leader like you, I'm afraid they will be a little less confident than others when they walk in the rivers and lakes!"

That old Huang sat up at some point, he laughed and said, "I have been neighbors with you, Big Zhang, for more than ten years, and I finally heard that you bastard stopped talking nonsense, I am so happy!"

Unexpectedly, Big Old Zhang didn't give the smiling old Huang any face at all. Instead, he rolled his eyes and scolded angrily: "Since you are dying of laughter, you bastard, why are you talking so much nonsense and still panting!"

The other drinkers in the tavern saw that these two old guys, who usually looked insignificant, didn't pay attention to the head of Wudang Shaolin at all. Surprised that the faces of the two masters of Wudang Shaolin did not show any anger at all, but they were still smiling. Even those masters who followed the masters of Shaolin and Wudang sects did not see a trace of anger on their faces. It's hard to guess the origins of Big Lao Zhang and Lao Huang!