Selling jars in Xueyue City, Li Hanyi comes to visit

Li Mochou is ready to find out

"Empty the air out of your body before opening so that you can fully inhale the fresh air in the can."

"You have to open it quickly, it’s air after all!"

Su Chen reminded

"Yes, the shopkeeper is right. After all, it’s only one thousand taels, so don’t waste it."

The old naughty boy warned with a smile.

When the shop owner said this, Li Mochou first took a deep breath, and then exhaled deeply.

When she finished exhaling, she quickly unplugged the jar and put it under her nose. Inhale.

Everyone stared at Li Mochou intently.

They were full of curiosity about the smell of the air in the jar.

"Senior sister, what does it smell like?"

Xiao Longnu asked curiously

"Just, how is it? How about it? Li Mochou?"

"What does it taste like?"

The old naughty boy also asked impatiently.

Li Mochou opened her beautiful eyes and slowly raised her head to look at Su Chen.

Her eyes were full of doubts and confusion.

"Shopkeeper, there is no smell at all!"

There was a black line on Su Chen's head— did the manufacturer forget to fill it with gas and seal it?

This jar was so lonely when it was opened!

Everyone was speechless and a little disappointed.

Su Chen coughed lightly:"This situation is really normal."

"Everyone’s olfactory sensitivity is different"

"And the volume of this can is too small, maybe the concentration is not enough."

"oh!"

Li Mochou was speechless.

One thousand taels is equivalent to getting nothing.

No, the shop owner kindly gave me a jar.

This jar can be taken back to appreciate.

The old naughty boy secretly laughed at the side:"Little girl, It's like you opened an empty can and there's nothing in it."

"Huh, so what if the can is empty? This is the second jar"

"Didn't you already say that as long as you can get a treasure, you will make a profit."

Li Mochou glanced at the old naughty boy and said.

This time the old naughty boy really had nothing to refute.

Because this was what he said.

He indeed thought so.

"Bang~"

Li Mochou smashed the third jar.

An object fell down and quickly grew in size.

It turned out to be a painting.

Finally, a recognizable object appeared.

Everyone looked somewhat proud.

But The next second, everyone's expressions froze.

Xiao Longnu and Li Mochou's hearts beat faster, their heads were buzzing, and their whole bodies felt hot.

Even Su Chen, who had always been calm, felt a little embarrassed.

【Sketch of Rousi] From Titanic, a sketch drawn by Jack for Rousi.

The painting style is bold and unrestrained, and the hormones are so intense that it makes people unable to stand it.

Su Chen was speechless for a while.

This is art!

Art, do you understand?

This type of life drawing aims to express female beauty.

Where did your thoughts go?

The next second, Su Chen put his hand on his forehead and couldn't bear to look directly. well! The picture Jack drew was a bit over the top.

The old naughty boy reacted and hurriedly covered his eyes:"Oh, shopkeeper, can this be put into a jar? Isn't this too embarrassing? You can't look at it, you can't look at it!"

Li Xunhuan and A Fei also turned around quickly.

Such a painting is so bold.

In public, Li Xunhuan did not dare to appreciate it blatantly.

Li Mochou's pretty face turned red.

I really want to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.

She hurriedly put the painting on the table.

If it were any other man, she would definitely beat him up or even kill him directly.

This is the behavior of a deceitful person.

But with the shop owner in front of her, she couldn't do anything.

What puzzled her was why the shop owner would get such a painting and put it in a jar?

Li Mochou couldn't understand.

Can't understand it at all.

Xiao Longnu's cheeks turned red.

He turned his face sideways, not daring to look at anyone.

Su Chen looked at the expressions of the two girls and suddenly felt they were cute and funny.

Su Chen cleared his throat:"This is art, don't think wrongly."

Everyone looked confused.

What is art?

"This kind of painting is called human figure drawing, which aims to convey the beauty of the human body."

"Human body painting is a very difficult painting, which requires precise grasp of the human skeleton and muscle structure, the proportions of each part, and the direction of the lines."

"Only when you have a good understanding of every bone and muscle of the human body can you draw something that looks like a person. Otherwise, it will be a deformity and not a real person."

"If you can draw the naked body well, figure drawing will become very simple."

"When it comes to figures wearing clothes, whether you have practiced drawing the folds of clothes or not, you will definitely be good at drawing them from the heart, and you will gradually develop your own painting style.

Maybe in the future you will draw in an exaggerated way in comics, or in some other style. No matter how you change it, once you have a good foundation, whatever you draw will be more inspiring."

Su Chen finished speaking in one breath, then picked up the tea cup and took a sip of tea.

This should make it somewhat understandable, right?

After all, Jiuzhou Jianghu is still a very conservative world.

Don't expect them to accept it, as long as you can understand the general meaning.

"？？？？"

"！！！！！"

There was silence in the small shop.

Everyone was stunned and froze in place.

Everyone is trying their best to mobilize every cell in the body.

They thought hard about what Su Chen just said.

This is knowledge that they have never heard before. Even the most famous painter in the world of Jiuzhou will probably doubt his life after hearing it.

The blush on Li Mochou's pretty face faded and turned pink.

She finally plucked up the courage to look at Su Chen.

After the store owner explained it like this, why did he feel that his thoughts were dirty?

Art? Express human beauty?

Understand the structure and lines of the human body through body drawing.

Only then can the characters be drawn more vividly.

This all sounds reasonable.

I can't argue with that at all.

But that's right, the shop owner is not an ordinary person after all. Seeing such a painting, there is no wave in his heart.

This is enough to prove that the owner is an extraordinary person.

Therefore, his ideological realm and consciousness are no longer understandable by ordinary people like us.

If you think about it this way, it seems like there’s nothing you can’t figure out.

The little dragon girl on the side was confused.

Her brows furrowed slightly.

Although I didn’t quite understand what the shopkeeper said, I felt it made sense.

But for a master like the shop owner, it seems normal for him not to understand.

Li Xunhuan tapped his palm with his fan.

The shopkeeper's words reminded him of the story of Su Dongpo and Foyin.

There is a saying in Buddhism that images come from the heart. What you see in your eyes is your own inner world.

Foyin saw Su Dongpo as a Buddha because he had Buddha in his heart, and he saw everyone as a Buddha. But Su Dongpo had Buddha's shit in his heart, so he saw the Buddha's seal as shit.

The shop owner is"Foyin", but we are"Su Dongpo".

So it’s not that we think wrong, but that the level of the store owner is too far apart.

The old naughty boy was wiping his beard and looking at the ceiling with his mouth pouted.

Anyway, what the shop owner said is right.

The old naughty boy doesn't care about that much.

As long as it's fun, delicious, and can be beaten, I like it.

Why does this little girl Li Mochou still think so much!

Girls are trouble!

Li Mochou put the painting aside and clicked it lightly

"Bang~"

The can shattered.

An object that looked very similar to an air can fell out of the can.

Everyone was stunned.

The first thing they thought of was the He Lun air can.

"Shopkeeper, could it be an air can again?"

Li Mochou asked with a sad look on her face.

She didn't want to open the can of air again.

Air means it's all in vain.

It's better to just give them something else.

"Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, is this air?"

The old naughty boy also asked anxiously.

【Mato’s fart can】The fart in the can comes from the fart produced by American Internet celebrity Mato himself.

The raw materials are made of high-quality protein and soy products, without any additives, and the taste is authentic. vomit! Su Chen felt nauseated! (If you want to read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Crows are flying all over the sky - selling air is very refreshing, but it turns out there are also people selling farts.

You can sell your horse's fart, but what else can't be sold?

Su Chen suddenly thought of the ballads he had recited when he was a child.

Your fart shook the heaven and the earth. A building so tall collapsed to the ground. A steel pipe so thick collapsed into a thin one.

Sorry. Salute. Fart. It stinks to death. I wonder if opening this canned fart will have the above effects?

Su Chen was also looking forward to it.

But obviously I can't see the result.

When I tell you it's a canned shit, I'll probably be thrown into the trash can.

Who actually goes to smell it?

Hiroshi Nohara's stinky feet are disgusting enough, but here comes something even more disgusting

"Well, this is also a special kind of air, but it's not the grassy air of the prairie."

Hearing what Su Chen said, everyone became even more curious.

What other kinds of air could there be? []

The air over the sea?

Or the air in the mountain stream?

Or the air in the desert?

Everyone had various guesses.

"This is filled with farts produced by someone personally."

"Original and authentic!"

As soon as he finished speaking,

Li Mochou retched:"？？？？？"

Xiao Longnu’s beautiful eyes widened:"？？？？"

Li Xunhuan frowned:"？？？？"

The old naughty boy shrank his neck and opened his mouth:"？？？？"

Ah Fei's eyes widened:"？？？？"

Su Chen put his hand on his forehead, looking helpless.

After a few breaths, Li Mochou coughed:"The shop owner..."

"Did I hear that correctly? Or are you mistaken? Is it - shit?"

Li Mochou stammered with an ugly expression. She was embarrassed to say that shit word.

For a girl, this is very unsightly.

Su Chen smiled awkwardly:"You heard it right, and the shop owner is not wrong either. It is indeed a canned fart."

The old naughty boy who had been frozen for a long time suddenly burst out laughing.

He was laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up.

"Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, this is too ridiculous!"

"Farts in a jar! Ha ha——"

"No, no, I am laughing so hard!"

"Is this the shopkeeper's fart?"

The old naughty boy asked curiously.

But as soon as he finished speaking, he quickly covered his mouth.

He realized that he had said the wrong thing.

In this way, it would be bad if the shop owner was unhappy.

There was a black line on Su Chen's head.——

"This shop owner doesn’t have that hobby!"

The old naughty boy glanced at Su Chen sheepishly.

Seeing that he was not angry, he was relieved.

Xiao Longnu looked in disbelief.

She was beautiful and frowned, with a serious look on her face.

Forget about the air, there was still a can of farts..

What on earth is going on?

Senior sister's luck today seems not to be very good.

Li Mochou sighed.

What did he see here?

Either exposed pajamas or portraits of naked bodies.

Either air or farts.

One Each one is more bizarre than the other.

One is more unimaginable than the other. Did she offend the shopkeeper somewhere?

During the picnic yesterday?

Or today?

Li Mochou thought for a while.

If she didn't offend the shopkeeper, why are these things?

Is it just that ? Are you unlucky?

There are four, already four jars.

God bless you! Can you let me open a useful one?

Li Mochou prayed in her heart.

A Fei's expression was serious.

Did you buy one thing for one thousand taels?

Fortunately, it's not my own money.

If it were my own money, wouldn't I feel so bad?

But if I could drive to an Internet cafe like Lao Naughty Boy or that car, that flying carpet would be fine, and it would be worth 10,000 taels.

After all, these things No matter how much money you spend, you can't buy it at all.

The old naughty boy sat on the stool and crossed his legs:"..Little girl, you have bad luck today!"

"You see, these things of yours are not as good as those of the old naughty boy!"

Li Mochou snorted coldly and was about to throw the fart can into the trash can.

Seeing this, the old naughty boy quickly stopped him.

"Little girl, give this can of fart to the old naughty boy, maybe someone can smell it."

After saying that, the old naughty boy covered his mouth and started giggling.

When someone makes me old naughty boy unhappy, I will give him this fart can. I believe he will never forget it.

Hehe - the old naughty boy thinks of that The picture is full of joy

"Take it away quickly!"

Li Mochou waved her hands in disgust, turned around and smashed the next jar.

She saw a blue halo floating out, and finally stopped in the air.

Everyone's pupils shrank sharply, and they were very curious.

The old naughty boy scratched his head:"Hey, This halo is so strange."

He looked up and down carefully and found that it was really just a collection of light, without any physical matter.

【Six Styles. Finger Gun Skill Aura] One of the Six Styles from the world of One Piece, a physical technique that surpasses the limits of human physical ability and has the power of a gun to fire bullets.

Gather all the strength of the whole body on the fingers, and use the hardened fingers to A blow was released between lightning and flint. The fingertips had the attack power of bullets and could easily penetrate the human body.

Su Chen showed a smile that he had not seen for a long time.

Images of various finger gun moves appeared in his mind.

It was very powerful.

"Good luck this time."

The moment she heard Su Chen say that she was very lucky, Li Mochou's whole face burst into laughter.

Something that could be said to be lucky by the shop owner must not be bad.

She has waited for so long, Finally waited for it.

Li Mochou's pretty face was extremely beautiful at this time.

She smiled like a flower:"Shopkeeper, what is this halo? Su

Chen looked at Li Mochou and smiled:"This is a skill halo.""

"It contains the finger skills of a martial arts master, called Six Styles. Finger Spear Skills"

"As long as you reach out and touch the halo, you can directly fuse and master this skill.

Li Mochou raised her little head and her beautiful eyes widened:"Skill?""

"Does the shop owner mean the kind of skills that can only be mastered through repeated training? Su

Chen smiled slightly:"Yes, it's the kind of skill you think of.""

"ah?"

"Shopkeeper, is everything you said true?"

"Although I don’t know what the skill of pointing a gun is, can such a thing be mastered directly without practice?"

Li Mochou felt incredible.

Although many things he saw before were incredible.

He also prepared himself mentally.

But the shock in his heart did not diminish at all.

Everyone stared at the blue halo curiously.

On the side The old naughty boy also stared blankly and was speechless. This was the second time he opened the jar, and he had never seen such a magical halo. He could fuse it directly with his hand.

It’s amazing! It’s amazing!

It’s just the shop owner What kind of finger gun skill are you talking about?

The old naughty boy stretched out his finger, pouted his mouth and gestured.

One-yang finger? No, no.

Six Meridians Divine Sword? Not right either.

The old naughty boy said to himself

"Oh, Li Mochou, hurry up and follow what the shop owner said and merge the halo"

"Hurry up and show me what a finger gun is, old naughty boy?"

The old naughty boy shook his head and said anxiously.

Li Mochou, who was in a daze, stretched out her green jade fingers from her sleeves.

Her fingers stretched towards the blue halo.

……