Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Brown Farm 12

In Longguo, a group of people returned to the car.

Little Bear looked at the thick stack of loan lists in his hand and showed his first sincere smile today.

A blind person can’t see what’s on it, making it easier to sign.

His tone became better unconsciously: “Let’s go to the crop area next.”

Xu Ye questioned: “But it’s clearly written on the map as a shopping area.”

“No need now, just go around.”

Xu Ye: “Are you sure?”

Little Bear said firmly: “Of course, no one is more familiar with this manor than me.”

Xu Ye: “How many shopping areas are there in the manor?”

“Just one.”

Half an hour later, the bus stopped at the entrance of a store called “Brown Specialties” as scheduled.

Little Bear was furious: “Why don’t you listen to Bear?”

Xu Ye said bluntly: “Because I feel uncomfortable.”

“When I think about people going out, the money inside has not been spent…”

Little Bear was silent. He put himself into Xu Ye’s situation and found that this reason was irrefutable.

The items in Brown’s Specialties are diverse, and like most specialty shops in scenic spots, they are mostly decorated.

Each item has a different price tag, starting as low as forty brown dollars for a pack of highly concentrated fertilizer that can promote plant growth.

The most expensive one is a turtle shell, priced at 999 brown coins. It is said that after use, it can hold up a protective shield to effectively resist attacks from the outside world.

The caramel-colored soda will make your blood boil and your body will explode to death after drinking it.

Xu Ye looked at the somewhat familiar packaging bottle and asked, “Is this something from the claw machine?”

Clerk: “Yes.”

You actually admitted it like that? Xu Ye was in disbelief: “You know it’s a dead person’s stuff, but you still dare to put it into the machine?”

The clerk felt aggrieved: “Sir, we never labeled the items in the claw machine as food.”

Xu Ye:! ! !

audience:! ! !

“Wang Defa, it’s not food, so what did Brown drink just now?”

Without much hesitation, Xu Ye skipped the expensive turtle shell and bought a few bottles of Coke and all the fertilizers in the store, spending all his money.

Hehe, next time you meet Bai Xun, treat him to a bottle of happy water first.

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On the other side, the situation of other chosen ones is similar.

Fertilizer is something that is related to the crop area behind it and must be purchased.

Many of the chosen ones with empty pockets only bought a pack of fertilizer and exited.

As for Imran from Asan Kingdom, he gritted his teeth and borrowed another 1,000 yuan from the tour guide to buy the expensive turtle shell.

In fact, the tour guide was unwilling to lend it to him at first, saying that the loan amount was not enough, but this guy was such a thief that before Little Bear could say no, he ran out of the store holding the turtle shell.

Inside the bus, the little bear is yinStaring at him pitifully: “You are very brave, young man. In so many years, you are the first tourist who dares to act wild on me.”

Imran unconsciously leaned into his seat, but he was not too scared inside.

It’s so normal. These days, the person who owes money is the boss.

He couldn’t believe that this bear was willing to kill him on the spot because he owed him so much money.

Barrage: “Damn, this is a good idea, why didn’t I think of it?”

“It’s true. Tourists who borrow a lot of money will receive extra protection from tour guides.”

“Care from creditors +1”

…

In the Dragon Kingdom, Xu Ye was packing things in big and small bags.

Behind him, the tourists on the same bus looked eagerly towards the source of the sound.

Damn it, what Xu Ye spent was all their hard-earned money.

This guy talks nice and wants to implement some kind of wealth regulation and unified distribution policy. In fact, it was all corruption and buying things for myself.

The money they spent a long time milking cows eventually became the help for Xu Ye to achieve financial freedom.

The most important thing is that they don’t dare to resist, because as they spend more time together, they find that this guy’s strength is becoming more and more unfathomable.

While they were muttering in their hearts, everyone was suddenly stuffed with a bag of fertilizer in their hands.

Xu Ye stood in front of them: “I said I would be your eyes, and I would never break my promise. Take them and follow me. They can be used in the next place.”

The tourists looked at each other and touched the powdery things in their hands, unable to believe it for a moment.

When did Xu Ye become so kind and willing to be so kind to them?

You didn’t just take some rubbish to bluff people, did you?

Thinking of this, a tourist specially asked the shopping guide in the store if the thing in his hand was correct, and got a positive answer.

Xu Ye: “Don’t worry. When have I ever made you suffer along the way?”

As if he understood what they were thinking, Xu Ye continued to explain:

“Just now in the game arcade, I didn’t give you any money on purpose.”

“It’s because there’s something weird about that machine, and the probability of ordinary people catching it is less than one-tenth.”

“Instead of betting on slim odds, it’s better to use your money wisely.”

What he said made some sense, but everyone present obviously had some brains, and they retorted: “One-tenth, you are talking nonsense, you obviously got something to drink just by catching him once or twice.”

“That’s a good question.”

“Why is it that I only have a one-tenth chance of catching him, but the tour guide has a one-half chance?”

“The answer is simple. He also did it on purpose. He used the arrest as a condition to force you to lend him a loan.”

“You can’t see it, so you probably don’t know what’s written in the contract, right?”