Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Class Reunion 3

The time displayed on the phone is nine o’clock in the evening.

There are twenty-one hours until the party starts tomorrow.

Rule 3 requires that you must eat within 24 hours. The Chosen One now has at least two choices.

First, find a way to find food on your own now.

The second is to wait until the class reunion tomorrow.

Since it’s a party, there will be food and drinks, and there will definitely be no shortage of food.

However, the rules also remind that the food at the party cannot be eaten, so the only choice left is probably that the chosen ones need to find food by themselves.

Xu Ye checked the phone and found that it had quite complete functions. It had almost all the software available in the real world.

No, it’s WeChat, food delivery apps, mobile maps, etc.

Xu Ye opened WeChat and was greeted with 99+

Group name: A family that loves each other.

Xu Ye thought it was a family group, but after opening it:

Notice: Starting from tomorrow, colleagues in all departments cannot go to the toilet for more than ten minutes at a time. Please reply when you receive it.

Followed by a series of: “Received”.

It takes less than two minutes to send messages to isolated personnel, which is extremely fast.

It seems that Xu Ye was the only one who failed to reply in time. The group leader named HR specially liked him, and his words were filled with accusations:

“I told you to keep your phone connected at all times, why are you the exception?”

Xu Ye: “Don’t you have enough to eat every day?”

HR: “?”

Xu Ye: “You have to take care of other people’s poop. Are you afraid that you won’t be able to keep up with the heat?”

After saying this, he didn’t care what kind of chemical reaction this sentence would have among the colleagues inside, and just chose to block the group messages.

Below is the WeChat group’s reunion news for junior high school classmates:

“Old classmate, long time no see. How are you doing lately?”

“Click on the first post in your circle of friends and vote for my child, No. 83.”

“I heard that you are not married yet. I just got divorced and have three children. It’s quite suitable. Let’s sit down together and talk tomorrow?”

“…”

Xu Ye browsed quickly, and two pieces of information caught his attention.

Wang Kangquan: “Pick me up when you drive by tomorrow to save the fare.”

A location was sent below, Xu Ye clicked on it and found that he was ten kilometers away from the other party.

It is only 9.8 kilometers away from Dihao Hotel.

“Are you crazy? This is called taking a ride? By doing this, you save the taxi fare, but I spend more on gas.”

Xu Ye clicked on the map software and found that it only had car navigation and no public transportation such as buses.

In addition to the car keys placed on the table, it is basically certain that there should be a car in his name.

Faced with Wang Kangquan’s unreasonable request, Xu Ye simply chose to ignore it.

The second piece of useful information came from Bai Xun: “My best brother, do you still remember the scene when we played together?”

Then there was a picture of two children around ten years old playing marbles together. Their faces looked even younger than in their graduation photos.

“When you come tomorrow, you can help bring someSome marbles? You don’t need too many, just sixty-four. ”

Xu Ye: “…”

Rule 9 says that he and Bai Xun have a bad relationship, so should he bring this marble or not?

After thinking about it, Xu Ye replied with two words: “Make money.”

Bai Xun: “?”

“When you ask someone to bring you something, you have to give them money first.”

The other party didn’t seem to expect such an answer. It showed “entering” for a while, and then a WeChat red envelope worth 100 yuan was sent.

“I hope you can keep your promise and spend this money if you are lucky enough.”

After reading all the messages, Xu Ye was about to log out, when his phone dinged again.

Wang Kangquan: “Have you seen the message I sent? Can you please give me a message?”

“Why don’t you say anything? How dare you reject me?”

“Who gave you the courage? If I hadn’t protected you back then, you would have been like Bai Xun, and you would have been bullied.”

Xu Ye: “Tell me clearly, what happened back then? Who bullied Bai Xun.”

The other person seemed to have said something wrong and immediately changed the subject: “Well, it’s all in the past, so don’t mention it.”

“Will you come to pick me up tomorrow?”

Seeing that this person seemed unable to ask any useful information and was extremely noisy, Xu Ye deleted his friend directly with his fingers.

Xu Ye opened the second small blue software: Takeaway from Hungry.

There are a lot of takeaways available nearby, such as roasted human legs, deep-fried hand bone sticks, crispy ears, stir-fried pork, etc. They all look extremely disgusting.

Xu Ye picked and picked, ordered a few plates of vegetables, and took out a few boxes of biscuits and mineral water in the supermarket. When he checked out, he paid exactly one hundred yuan.

The phone itself had a balance of twenty yuan, five for one dollar. Xu Ye used the remaining money to buy 100 marbles and bought up all the marbles in the supermarket…

Barrage: “Boss Xu Ye is so cool. When you ask others to buy something, you should give them money first.”

“It’s not like the chosen ones in other countries who are still struggling with whether to use money to buy marbles or food.”

“I was so frightened when I saw the weird things that I dared to reach out and ask for money again.”

“The cheapest food is fried noodles, which cost twelve yuan a portion. Most of the chosen ones bought fried noodles and forty marbles.”

“You can buy fewer marbles. If you don’t eat, you will die.”

This time, a small number of countries chose to use an opportunity to remind the chosen ones to ask Bai Xun for the money to buy marbles.

Most countries are still standing still. After all, they have to be cautious about using this thing once or less.

It’s just a matter of marbles and should not be used yet.

…

After Xu Ye ordered takeout, he came to the door of the room.

This is an old-fashioned building with several units on one floor. The door faces the stairwell. The light bulb outside is of poor quality and only emits a weak light, which can barely illuminate the stairwell.

Xu Ye was hidden in the darkness.

After a while, a man in blue clothes came up carrying several bags.

Xu Ye was about to go over to help,

The delivery boy stopped halfway and stopped moving.

Opening the package: “I asked you to give me a bad review last time.”

“he——”

Before the word “tui” came out, Xu Ye kicked him in the butt, and Gululu rolled down the stairs.

I thought it was a good thing, but I didn’t expect this to happen behind my back. Damn it.

Xu Ye was very angry: “You also gave a bad review today.”

After returning to the room with the takeout, fortunately, except for the one just now, all the packaging was intact. Xu Ye breathed a sigh of relief.

At the same time, several other countries.

The chosen one who waited outside the door in advance and didn’t have time to stop the delivery man from spitting was almost crying. But since there is only one portion to eat, not eating is equivalent to starving to death.

Helpless, in the face of life, I had to choose to accept it.

At this moment, when they came to the world of ghost stories, the first thing they learned was not the weird Dabi Dou, but the dangers of society.

…

In the Asan Kingdom, Digan, as a high-caste group, has always enjoyed good material conditions that surpass most people in the country.

After ordering takeout, I lay on the sofa and waited for the delivery to be delivered to my door.

For half an hour, he scratched his hair irritably

After an hour passed, the takeout app showed that it had been delivered. As a last resort, Digan walked to the door to check it in person.

“You are a pariah. You don’t even know how to knock on the door when delivering express delivery. You hand it over to the owner personally.”

In the Asan Kingdom, only low-caste untouchables engage in such hard physical work, while their upper-caste counterparts have always been responsible for enjoyment.

However, when You Digan walked to the door, there was no takeaway. The door was empty.

“Damn it! They didn’t send it over at all, they just stole my money.”

However, the food delivery software with strange rules is not that smart. It can contact merchants and riders or evenSomething like that.

No means no.

Youdi Gan was filled with anger and stood at the door with a gloomy expression. His face turned red and green for a while, almost turning into a color palette.

At this time, the sound of playing and fighting sounded again next door.

This time it was not intermittent and I could hear it clearly.

“My dear, please take a bite.”

“I want you to feed me with your mouth.”

“Disgusting~”

“Well, it tastes great. You don’t have to spend any money on yourself and it tastes delicious…”