Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Breeding Farm 7

Hanuk takes the bus to school in Cambodia.

There was no way, he had no money, so it was impossible to afford a taxi. The only thing he could find was a bus card.

Before going out, Hanuk put on a pair of sunglasses and tried to keep his eyes straight while walking on the road.

Even if he didn’t know clearly and accidentally bumped into a pedestrian, he would point his fingers at his eyes and pretend to be blind. The other person’s anger quickly dissipated, and a kind person even offered to show him the way and help him to his destination.

Relying on this skill, Hanuk successfully walked from the door of his house to the bus stop.

But he ignored one thing. Pretending to be blind can easily attract strange attention.

Just imagine, when everyone is normal, you are the only one who wears a pair of sunglasses in the winter and becomes the most handsome boy in the crowd…

Hanuk got on the bus and felt that it was extremely crowded. There were people on every seat…

He couldn’t tell which seat was really occupied and which one was weird. I had no choice but to go to school standing.

At this time, a man with a red scarf stood up from his seat and politely suggested to Hanuk as if caring for a disabled person: “Brother, you can sit in my seat.”

Hanuk was indifferent and let the red scarf look at him with watery eyes, emphasizing: “The teacher said, do good deeds to others. “Such words.

After a while, a staff member in blue uniform couldn’t bear it anymore and walked to Hanuk: “This classmate, my little brother is also kind-hearted. Please don’t be pretentious and agree to his request.”

Hanuk closed his eyes and hummed a tune on the spot.

Sure enough, when he sang, “You smell of her perfume, it’s my nose…” the flight attendant came over and passed through Hanuk’s body.

After finally getting to the bus stop, Hanuk pretended to be confused and groped his way out of the bus.

There was an old woman in front of her. She walked upright in front of Hanuk and fell down:

“Ouch, my arms, my legs, my headache~”

Hanuk’s mouth twitched. Isn’t this a shame? It’s too fake.

On the premise of not knowing the other party’s true identity, Hanuk continued to walk forward. This time, he was tripped and fell directly by the old woman.

“Oh, today’s young people, even if they push me down, they will step on me again. Is there any royal law? Is there anyone who cares about me?”

Oops, it’s true.

Feeling the warm touch on his feet, Hanuk knew that he might really hit a brick wall today and meet someone who was in trouble.

He was a little panicked. After all, he was a newcomer to the world of ghost stories. The thought of using sunglasses to pretend to be blind was already the biggest improvement.

No matter how much…

“The rules say that school starts at nine in the morning, but it’s already 8:40. If you can’t make it because of such a trivial matter, I don’t know what the consequences will be.”

what do I do?

At this moment, a citizen behind him suggested: “Child, don’t panic when something happens. Let’s call the police first.”

Yes, call the police. It’s a good idea: “Then let me borrow your phone.”

“Hey hey hey, you can hear me.”

“I can feel me.”

“Are you familiar?”

[Ding, Hanuk, the Chosen One of Cambodia, was strangely swallowed. The number of Chosen Ones remaining in Cambodia is: 5]

Barrage: “Insidious, cunning, these weird things are just too much.”

“I think the chosen one didn’t download the anti-fraud APP.”

“Currently, I have been wandering around several live broadcast rooms. The correct approach is to either pay for a taxi and have the driver deliver it directly to the school gate. Or take my brother to school. I can check my brother’s reaction on the way to avoid risks. All other methods are wrong.”

“The former is suitable for the veteran chosen ones. They already have strange coins and are relatively wealthy. The latter is the best solution for ordinary chosen people.”

…

In Longguo, Xu Ye found his classroom and officially started class.

“Third year courses.” Xu Ye was ready for a big fight: “Learn English, start with me, abandon, abandon, give up.”

“Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to abandon it.”

But unexpectedly, this school seems to have a trend of “teaching through fun” and only learn some very basic knowledge.

In class, Xu Ye was called on several times. They were all very simple questions. He deliberately couldn’t answer them. The teacher just asked him to sit down and said with a smile: “It doesn’t matter. Work harder later. Don’t put pressure on yourself.”

“Students, you must maintain a good attitude.”

Weird, so weird. Xu Ye’s mind was full of doubts. Education through fun was a very good concept, and it could be used in kindergartens.

As far as Xu Ye knows about the current situation in Long Kingdom, in some places children start taking exams when they are in elementary school.

Sign up for music classes, dance classes and even weird programming classes. Just to prevent children from losing at the starting line.

“This kind of education method should never be used in the third year of high school.”

After a class of forty minutes, the teacher stood at the podium: “Okay, students, the next class is physical education, everyone should be well prepared.”

Prepare well?

Could it be that in this world, physical education is the most important subject and not much emphasis is placed on cultural courses? Xu Ye couldn’t help but think a little more.

Following everyone’s footsteps, he came to a changing room. Xu Ye found his cabinet and changed into sportswear.

He saw a boy next to him taking out a volleyball and wiping it carefully. Xu Ye couldn’t help but ask, “Are we going to have volleyball class later?”

As if he didn’t expect to be seen, the boy shook his head in panic and hid the volleyball in the closet: “How is it possible? The school does not allow students to play such a dangerous sport as volleyball.”

Volleyball, dangerous?

Xu Ye was confused. Was he in the wrong place? Not to mention the strange rules, even in the ordinary world, volleyball cannot be considered a dangerous sport.

He decided to ask more carefully: “Do you really think volleyball is dangerous?”

boys: “Yes, volleyball is played with both hands. What if you accidentally hit your classmate’s head?”

Xu Ye thought to himself, just hit him and get up again. Who hasn’t been accidentally hit by a ball a few times when they were little?

The way this school treats children is not like treating them as human beings. To put it more deeply, students are like crystal dolls, unable to be touched or knocked over, so precious that they will die.

Xu Ye: “But I just like volleyball and don’t think it’s dangerous. What do you think?”

The boy thought for a moment, lowered his voice, and quietly leaned next to Xu Ye’s ear: “I have the same idea as you.”

Xu Ye immediately said: “Yes.”

“If I don’t play volleyball for a day, I feel so itchy that I feel like I’m going to die.”

When he said this, the boy next to him couldn’t help but pursed his lips, and his heart became restless: “You are right.”

The two chatted for a while, and Xu Ye focused on describing the beautiful scene of playing volleyball, such as beaches, beauties, bikinis, etc.

After a while, a large group of classmates gradually gathered around.

The half-grown boy will soon turn eighteen. Whether he is a beauty or the word sports, he makes people’s hearts swell with excitement, and he has great temptation to everyone.

The physical education class officially started, and a group of people were taken to a huge playground surrounded by barbed wire to do gymnastics.

Bend over, stretch your arms, pull your legs sideways…

This is indeed a good sport. It is not as tiring as playing volleyball, and it can exercise the whole body.

But at the same time, doing too much day after day seems very boring.

Xu Ye pretended to glance around inadvertently and saw many strange things gathered outside the iron fence. They stood on top to watch.