My Sister is a Big Star

  Qin Ze slept unsteadily at night, had an indescribable dream, and then was awakened by the murderousness in his crotch.

   Reach out...

   "Assi."

  Qin Ze lifted the quilt, a carp stood up, took out a few paper towels and wiped it clean, got out of bed, and took out the new boxer briefs in the closet.

  He looked at the boxer briefs in his hand with a dazed expression. This... is he overflowing?

  Men’s things are just like women’s aunts. They come every month, but men can release them manually, while women can only endure it passively.

  It can be seen that between men and women, active and passive are inherently destined.

  How many years ago.

  Can still encounter this kind of thing.

I remember that he had been here several times except during his adolescence. Later, in junior high school, his classmates used mp4 to watch the magical romance film from Dongying Fusang. Without a teacher, he understood the "five dragons holding pillars" technique popular in the world. Opened the door to a new world.

   Then I never had this experience again.

  Nima seems to have only been three days, the vault is full?

  Yes, yes, it means I am making money every day.

  Qin Ze threw his boxer shorts on the ground, patted his waist with satisfaction, and whispered: "Son, you said, I want to sleep in Zijin’s mother’s house or Su Yu’s house tonight, Baba will definitely satisfy you."

After changing into sportswear,    sent a message to Wang Zijin. After a while, the door opened in her sister's room.

  Qin Ze saw Wang Ziyan coming out with two dark circles under his eyes, his eyes were straight, his hair was messy, his face was dumbfounded, and he was obviously not awake.

   "What's the matter with this appearance? What time did you sleep last night." Qin Ze said.

   "About twelve o'clock," Wang Ziyan yawned, "Your sister can toss me to death."

   "How to toss?" Qin Ze was startled.

  "The chatting is endless, I'm asleep, and shake me up several times."

  Qin Ze thought for a while, “Anyway, my sister won’t wake up until seven o’clock if she doesn’t sleep, or let’s go back to the room to sleep? It’s a big deal that you won’t go to the company in the morning.”

  The prince gave him a white look, "No more."

  From 5:30 to 7:00, the morning exercise is over, Qin Ze went to the breakfast shop to buy food, and Wang Zijin went into the supermarket next door.

   Soon she came out with a plastic bag, which contained two bags of instant noodles.

  Walking to the community side by side, Qin Ze voiced through the mask and asked curiously: "Why are you buying instant noodles."

   "I prepared it for you."

   "Me? I don't eat instant noodles."

  "It's not eating," Wang Zijin smiled slyly: "Kneel."

  Qin Ze: "!!!"

  The prince said: "One instant noodles are broken, and a penalty of ten minutes is added. Learn about the new penalty kneeling method."

  Qin Ze angrily said: "What did I do wrong?"

  The prince snorted: "What did you knock on her door last night?"

  Qin Ze: "I want to test if she is asleep, and I will come to your room when she sleeps...Who knows that I haven't slept with you yet, you have been slept by her."

   Prince Yan blushed, and said, "Sleep you big-headed ghost, vulgar."

  Qin Ze: "Haha, is it not vulgar to call brother?"

  The prince ran after carrying instant noodles all the way, and the two ran into the community like joy.

  The instant noodles were broken in half before they knelt.

  Qin Ze slid downstairs and found Wang Zijin with his hands on his knees, gasping for breath.

  Insufficient sleep, long morning exercises, physical strength has long been overdrawn.

  Qin Ze returned and said: "Tired, aren't you? I told you to sleep, but I want to be strong."

  The prince said in air: "Is it really going to sleep? I must not be more tired in bed?"

After all,    is the king, afraid of being caught by the sun, and Zijin.

  Qin Ze said with pity: "Idiot, I can't tell the joke, I will hold you upstairs."

  The prince snorted, allowing him to pick himself up, and put his arms around his neck.

  Qin Ze haha ​​said: "Idiot, I can't tell any jokes, what I said just now is just a joke. You can't run away now, and I will let you try Qin's needle method later."

  Prince Yan: "..."

  She suddenly remembered a word that fits her state of mind at this moment: Nancun group of children bullied me into being too weak, and openly took me into the bamboo shoots, with dry lips and uncomfortable sighs when they came back.

  Qin Ze let out a series of frantic laughter.

  The prince yelled: "Aze, don't be a rascal, your sister will wake up now."

  Qin Ze: "It's okay, you don't know my speed."

  Haize King, a three times a second.

  The prince curled his lips unhappily.

   "Are you angry? Then I will tell you a joke." Qin Ze said.

  The prince shook his head sharply: "Don't don't, I'm not angry."

  Qin Ze ignored it and asked, “Ducks quack, sheep bleat, and dogs bark. Do you know how chickens bark.”

  The prince said in a bad mood: "Is this a joke, it's not funny at all, the **** is enough, and the mother is clattering."

  Qin Ze: "No, the chicken is um um ah."

  The prince was stunned for three seconds, then he reacted, trying to sullen his face, but couldn't hold back, he burst out laughing.

  Sometimes I wonder how such a smart person and a big boss with such a high net worth looks like this hippie smiling face, not serious or unstable at all.

  But she just likes it.

  Thinking about it, probably girls like lively and interesting men, no one wants to spend a lifetime with wooden people.

  So beautiful women always meet scumbags. Because scumbags can play, the introverted otaku laments that good cabbage makes pigs arch. Isn’t that nonsense, pigs will at least arch when they see cabbage, and the otaku will only look at the cabbage and silently release his hands.

  Three major malignant tumors in society: otaku, code farmer, and official ape.

  Program Ape = Otaku + Code Farmer.

  At the door of the house, Qin Ze put her down, really wanting her to sleep in the morning, and then go to work at noon.

  Qin’s needle method is purely a joke, you will know it is fake just by hearing the name, the truth should be Qin’s stick method.

  Couples hope that this kind of joke can be used as a moderator, otherwise it is easy to lose passion, respect each other like a guest, and then respect each other like ice.

  Baby Qin has woken up. After washing, she squatted on the chair by the dining table and looked at her phone. She was wearing slack bear pajamas, waiting for her brother to come back to nurse her.

Sister    hasn't worn this kind of slack cartoon pajamas for a long time, but when she puts on this kind of pajamas, it seems to have brought Qin Ze back to college.

  She is still the same, beautiful, charming, tall, and a bit cute after wearing bear pajamas.

  Qin Ze has seen her wearing an ol suit, seen her wearing a luxurious dress, seen her wearing a silk nightdress, but only the bear pajamas can make him find a taste of the past in his changing life.

  One person, one cage of steamed dumplings, one bowl of tofu nao, two fried dough sticks.

  Baby Qin and Wang Zijin’s appetite, after eating tofu nao and fried dough sticks, and eating two steamed dumplings, they are basically full, and Qin Ze will eat the rest.

  Qin Ze’s appetite is at least twice that of an ordinary adult man.

  After eating, Wang Zijin, at Qin Ze's request, went back to the room to sleep.

  When Qin Ze opened the door, her sister pulled him, stepped on her toes, pecked at his cheek, and whispered, "At 11 o'clock in the evening, don’t lock the door."

At eleven o'clock, Wang Zijin's biological clock determined that she had fallen asleep.

  Qin Ze: "..."

   My elder sister said that I would sleep with you tonight, but I don’t want to sleep with you at night.

  Son, Dad broke his promise.

  ...

   9:30 in the evening, Fudan University, female dormitory.

  Xu Yanyan is in this department. Most of the dormitories in this department are old houses and freshmen. The accommodation conditions are not very good. The quadruple room has a bed on the upper bunk and a desk on the lower bunk.

  I heard that the accommodation conditions in the southern and northern areas are better. They are suites with separate toilets, and there are public washing machines in the dormitories. But that was where the predecessors of the postgraduate entrance examination and doctoral degree lived, and the newcomers could only live in the dormitory of the department with the worst conditions.

  Like a martial arts conference, the position is where the seniors of the arena sit, and the young heroes who are new to the arena can only stand. Later, those young heroes who lived day and day at a young age were all fantasies of otaku writers who detached themselves from reality.

  The female dormitory is faster and cleaner than the male dormitory, but it is not much better. On the balcony are all kinds of clothes, and on the desks are computers, books, and all kinds of cosmetics.

  To be a little hypocritical, but also to install curtains on the bed, and I don’t know what shameful secrets I am going to do on the bed at night.

  Four people in the dormitory, two are lying on the bed and one is applying facial mask, one is applying pedicure and nails. Xu Yanyan is sitting at the table and watching the video of Baby Qin’s concert with a laptop.

   "Yanyan, have you listened to it several times?" said the girl with manicure.

   "It sounds good, there are new songs in it."

   "The ears have calluses." A girl applying a mask had no good airway.

   "No," Xu Yanyan said: "I'm thinking about what kind of person Qin Ze is who can create so many songs with different emotions. He should be a person with a rich emotional world."

   "Then you have seen him, what do you think?" The girl applying the mask was lying on the bed, her face could not move, she could only squint at Xu Yanyan.

"A very gentle person, like a warm man, speaks very softly, has bright eyes, and has a good body. When speaking, he always stares at you, giving people a very sincere and polite feeling. And more humorous." Xu Yanyan recalled: "I have his WeChat, if I want, I can video with him."

  She always says that, and almost everyone who knows her has heard it no less than ten times.

  The roommates are very disdainful of her practice of showing off without actual action. She probably met Qin Ze. After all, there are pictures and the truth, but adding friends, you can video, it should be the bragging behavior of the little girl.

  Xu Yanyan’s family is rich, as can be seen from her brand-name bags and expensive cosmetics that ordinary girls cannot match.

  But this does not prevent Xu Yanyan from getting along well with her roommates, because she is generous.

  The two girls on the bed now put on the facial masks that she gave. Not only that, but she can use her cosmetics. She often entertains guests for dinner on weekends. The rich second generation who is unpretentious and generous can eat everywhere.

   "Hmm, we know."

  "You are so amazing, you can video with Qin Ze."

   "Other big stars don't do anything, waiting for your video all day long."

  The roommate’s teasing and laughter made Xu Yanyan very annoyed. After hesitating for a moment, she opened the chat software and sent a message: "Qin Ze, are you there?"

   No accident, nothing happened.

  The girl with her toenails leaned in and said with a mockery: "Is it really Qin Ze? Didn't you just change the name by yourself."

  The girl who sat up on the bed and looked down lay down in disappointment, smoothing the mask on her face.

  She said she didn’t believe it, but she was still expecting it.

  Xu Yanyan rolled her eyes and said, "His id is his real name."

  The girl with pedicure and toenails curled her mouth: "The circle of friends is also blocked. I can't see any information. Who knows the true or false."

  Xu Yanyan said: "Then let's make a bet, I want to be able to video with him, this month the hygiene of the dormitory of you three packs, my quilt will also be responsible for folding."

  "If you lose, clean your sanitation this month."

  Xu Yanyan emptied a bit, and said, "No, you three will share it equally. You can sweep for ten days at most. I lose, and it will be ten days."

  The roommates agree.

  Xu Yanyan sends a video request to Qin Ze.